cp3/parker
green/3&D
kawhi/3&D
aldridge/west/diaw
pau/duncan/boban
as well as
ginobili as assistant coach Edition
>pacers/raptors game 6 starting now
>heat/charlotte game 6 later
>clippers/blazers game 6 later
RAPZ
GO SPURS GO
What's your first NBA memory?
Mines is watching the '98 ASG with my dad, seeing Kobe and Jordan go at it, I was like 8 years old
>>67204281
Raja Bell clotheslining Kobe
>>67204317
so you are like 15 then?
>>67204354
Try 21
>>67204281
Stephen Curry making 12 threes against Oklahoma City
>>67204154
bahahahahahaha
who /16-0/ here?
who /repeat/ here?
/nba/ just had a seizure because they were so mad
>>67204381
>16-0
how? you already lost
>>67204281
hearing about pacers/piston fight
>>67204370
mhmm i dont believe you but ok senpai
>>67204381
who /repeatwith74-8andpaulgeorge/
then /threepeatwith75-7anddavis/
then /4peatwith76-6andkat/ here?
>>67204432
I remember this very vividly, saw it on Sportscenter right after school
>>67204449
>kat
lmao fuck off
>>67204421
fuck no bahahaahaha
>>67204449
/here/
who /beckyorudokaafterpop/ here?
found that place that was in the background of the pic with drake, some dog, and a rolls royce
shoutout to the anon who told me it was langdon hall
apparently it's a hotel as well as a spa?
either way it's amazing senpais. hopefully we all one day can own a home as extravagent as it
>>67204522
>he doesn't want a starting 5 of:
>solid point guard
>pg-13
>kawhi
>davis
>kat
baka, the whole team will be 3&D players as well as elite multiple position defenders and scorers
by that time duncan, parker, and ginobili will be assistant coaches with pop still running it
today we are all Raptors
>>67204609
thought it was a Warriors post desu
>repeat
>>67204281
I didn't start watching or even caring about basketball until i was like 12 or something, but I remember the game I was watching after doing HW; Kobr went off for his 81 point game. At first I thought that was a regular occurrence because you could that shit in vidyagames. When the news hit about that's when I realized that was something special
>>67204532
/here/
spurs setting records left and right
>>67204281
being like 7 years old watching the sonics and bulls in the finals with my dad
Hornets/Heat thread????????????????
>>67204750
RIP sonics
>>67205042
>implying the rest of /nba/ isn't out having fun at 5 o clock on a friday instead of hoping some shitty team from the imaginary "north" is going to win
posting this from the club btw
>>67204281
5 years old season tickets to Magic in 96
the ice cream was incredible tbhfam
>>67204317
>it's that one Kobe hater / trip fag stalker that is here 24/7
MKBHD looks like a darker John Wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP5Au3tH448
Is James Harden considered to be a superstar?
>>67206122
yep
Are the Raptors the only team that can beat the Cavs?
>>67204281
Jordan coming to the wizards is what got me into basketball at like age 6 or whatever
What think of my trade?
>>67204772
>>67205042
nice deletions lmao
>>67206716
I dont get it
>>67206708
>tfw I'm at least 6 years older than you and still here
>>67207384
I was 4 years older than him
>>67204281
didnt really care about basketball until that one playoff series Kings vs Lakers, the one with all the ref drama
>>67206122
when you score 30 points a game youre a superstar
doesnt guarantee success for your team by any means tho
soon
>>67207384
I've been here since 2008 man :( wasted all of my adolescence on 4chan
>>67204281
The 1991-92 NBA playoffs. Bulls vs. Blazers finals, and Larry Bird's final season was a big deal.
reminder:
this semen slurping sport needs some fixin and this is you do it:
>30 teams
>get rid of conferences and divisions--no one cares
>each team plays every team 2 times in a season
>3 points for a win
>1 for a draw
>0 for a loss
>no overtime for regular season games
>6 team playoff
>5 game first round
>7 game champions hip series
>top 2 teams in the league table ranking get a first round bye
>playoff seeding determined by points(league table ranking) at end of 58 game regular season
>in case of a tie(league table ranking) , POINT DIFFERENTIAL[(total points scored during regular season) - (total points allowed during regular season)] for the entire season breaks the tie
Point differential would make every possession--every play--throughout the entire season count.
With a 6 team playoff you can expect to have 12-13 teams realistically vying for a playoff spot so around half the league will always be incentivized to play hard and win.
Since relegation isn't possible and there are no other competitions(Champions League for example) to qualify for, the other half of the league could be incentivized to win with a combination of determining a teams percentage of revenue shares + determining draft picks
you're welcome, I just saved your dying sport
>>67208973
>>67209084
Sup epic ADHD poster
>The Craptors
I can't believe I actually thought this was their year.
>>67209320
You didn't actually think that right
>>67208973
>turning basketball into soccer
>absolutely_disgusting.exe
Seriously, man. Please kill yourself, I can only be happy again once I learn you are dead.
>craptors
>>67208973
Literally zero good ideas
>The hamlet of canadian sports
>>67209350
I thought they would at least get out of the first round. This is the most pathetic 2nd seed team in all history.
THE RAPTORS COULDN'T WIN A FIRST ROUND CLINCHER GAME 6 THE DAY DRAKE DROPS VIEWS
like pottery
>>67209424
views dropped yesterday
>>67209445
No it dropped at midnight today
Why do black men enjoy Sprite so much?
Reminder that Drake cursed the Raptors by making fun of Paul George.
Paul George will go off in Game 7 and do all of Drake's meme dances when he scores
>>67209496
Aubrey will be the first one to beg him for a high five too
>>67209351
>he'd rather watch--see highlights of, more like--82 completely meaningless games before teams actually start trying win
>the city of revenuehoop
Runnin through the 6 with my woes.
>>67209652
You know how that shit go
Spain sends
>Walton has agreed to become head coach of Lakers
Walton has agreed to become head coach of Lakers
>Walton has agreed to become head coach of Lakers
Walton has agreed to become head coach of Lakers
>Walton has agreed to become head coach of Lakers
Walton has agreed to become head coach of Lakers
>Walton has agreed to become head coach of Lakers
>>67209729
One of the worst choices they could have made desu
They need.to stop hiring former Lakers and start hiring actual coaches.
Demar already thinking about being the man on the Lakers guaranteed he gets max and drops 82 on us with a smile
>>67209729
>You're not lying
LMAO delusional Lakers fans in 3.....2.......1......
LUKE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/nba/ BTFO
https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/726232008523804673
Where my Laker niggas at? WE DID IT AGAIN
Lakers getting swindled
0 to 82 REAL QUICK
>mfw /nba/ was wrong when saying that the Lakers wouldn't be relevant for a decade
>>67204281
I was 5 or 6, about halfway through jordans second threepeat my dad told me to check that shit out because it was insane. it was insane, i loved jordan and when space jam came out my life was complete. i was basically a huge weeaboo except instead of japan it was michael jordan
>>67209849
>it's the self hating Laker fan who can't stand Kobe
pls go
>>67209872
/nba/ has literally never been right! EVER!
>inb4 Lakers trade Snitchy D for Jimmy B and sign Whiteside
>>67204281
going to the armed forces day parade
eating turkey subs
listening to the lakers v suns in the playoffs
no idea what year
>>67209802
>https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/726232008523804673
are you guys just at all that the Celtics are already good/young AND get a top 5 pick, possibly higher than yours?
>Warriors secrets
LA has them now
>>67209802
This is my literal face right now
I wish I could cop a hat like that, would be dank repping The Ship IRL
>>67206122
hes an amazing scorer but I think a superstar needs to be a team leader, I don't think hes cut out to be the lead guy on a team.
>Luke Walton as head coach
>Lakers fans actually think they'll be relevant
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It will be exposed that the success Walton briefly had with the Warriors was purely from the talent of the roster and not his prowess as a coach. I will eat my shorts if they win more than 30 games next season
>>67209941
>are you guys just at all that the Celtics
You are so booty blasted that you can't even type straight
>mfw the new Lakers head coach has a better record than Steve Kerr
>>67209941
jealous***
>>67209941
>1 ring in the last 30 years
ahhahah are you being serious right now?
WELCOME HOME LUUUUKE
WE IN THIS
>>67209958
Just let them have their moment
>>67207384
Nigga I'm 35.
>>67209585
who is this please. i've always wondered but never asked, image search isn't helping
Things /nba/ were wrong about
>The Clippers are LA's team now
>No one will want to watch Kobe's last game instead of the Warriors making history
>Lebron is the GOAT
>>67209958
You won't do shit because you are a troll senpai, I've seen the scrolls, you've been exposed multiple times as a curry nuthugger
Just stick to one team, ok senpai? Do that for me. Jumping around from the nuggets to the warriors to the bulls, etc is cringeworthy. You can do that shit in football, but not in my NBA
I'VE SAID IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS WOULD BE GOOD AGAIN!!!! HAHAHAH WHERE ARE THE HATERS NOW???
LETS TAKE A LOOK AT OUR ROSTER FUCK BOYS!!
RUSSELL/HUERTAS
DEROZAN (CONFIRMED)/CLARKSON
BARNES/INGRAM/BROWN
RANDLE/NANCE
WHITESIDE/EZELI/BLACK
H. COACH:LUKE WALKTON
ASST. COACH: BRIAN SHAW
ANALYTICS: SAM HINKIE!
CAN YOU SAY FREE AGENTS? SAY IT WITH ME /NBA/ DANK FREE AGENTS BABY!! AHAHAHAH
>>67209958
I hope you have some shorts made out of bacon, britbong.
Yes yes Lakers, keep making mistakes
Sign this guy too
If /nba/ had a hall of fame, who would be in it...trying to make some OC here
>>67210066
>THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS WOULD BE GOOD AGAIN!!!!
>derozan
u wot m8
>>67210049
kek I haven't been exposed as anything ever. There's a handful of britposters here and you're thinking I'm someone else.
I support the Celtics
>>67204154
Stupid fucking spic, he wasted 2 years with the bulce when he could have made an impact in SA.
why did you minnesota fuckers have to take based Thibs now when Casey is fired they'll bring in someone shittier fuck you, give us wiggins back too
Myles Turner @Original_Turner 7m7 minutes ago Indianapolis, IN
#Views From Game 7
This is awesome. This man has the potential to be a great head coach with what he's shown and all the great men he's learned from. The Lakers won't contend for a few more years, so even if Walton is bad, we can afford to search for another coach. Great signing by the Lakers.
>>67210086
Ammo for sure.
>>67210110
infuriated
>giving derozan and memeside the max
just fuck my franchise up
>Luke Walton is the lakers coach
AHAHAHAHAHAH
is walton actually good? autopilot could have coached golden state. does have have an elite tactical mind? can he convince people to play defense?
>Sources indicate Walton made the decision after talking with Bryant over the phone, and Bryant cited "doing right by the fans" as one of the reasons Walton should come
Warriors fags BTFO
MAMBA DID IT AGAIN, He just can't stop cucking the warriors
>mfw lakers are guarateed a playoff spot next year
WE DID BROS! r b l
>>67210066
>DeRozan
>Barnes
>good
Might as well rename them the Los Angeles Brickers lmao
>>67210110
Lol is that supposed to be funny?
>jordan drafting the autist kaminsky
Haha
Hahahahaha what happened to Messina Laker fags?
Can't wait to see Luke Walton choke when he realizes he has no superstars on his team
>/nba/ memed walton into the lakers HC
ahahahahaha from the games I've seen with him the man can't call a timeout to stop a run.
>>67210177
Salty as fuck
>Curry got his glass bones back
>Walton heads to the Lakers
>Kerr's back has given out on him
>mfw the Warriors get swept by the Spurs and fall back into decades of irrelevancy
lakers should have got jeff van g. walton's too young for this shit.
>lakers pick up walton
fucking KILL ME, please. I wanted george karl or mchale at the very least. FUCK.
>>67210154
When he was in the NBA, evenone said he had one of the best basketball minds in the league. I mean he's white and unathletic, yet was still actually productive until he injured his back.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>67210170
derozan can get you a playoff spot but he'll also get you a first round exit
it's like lebron getting cleveland to the finals every year but losing. except a lot shittier
WAIT....WHAT'S THIS??? PEOPLE DON'T THIN THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS WONT BE GOOD????
AHAHHAHAHAHAAAHHA
THE INSTANT WE GOT FROM 0-100 THE HATER COME OUT IN FULL FORCE
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS REPORT
>"Kings are reportedly willing to trade DeMarcus Cousins because his moodiness bothers teammates. "
BOOGIE TO L.A.? FINALLY ITS ALL HAPPENING!!!
IM IN A STATE OF EUPHORIA RIGHT NOW, LIKE ENDLESS ORGASMS!!!
LUKE"SKY WALKER"WALTON BABY AYYYY
can we fire Casey before game 7?
please /nba/ please hate us HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA the more you hate the better the Lakers get!
>>67210155
Based Kobr recruiter
Can someone explain thi to me.
Does this mean Walton leave the Warriors right now, or at the end of the playoffs?
>>67210086
lelbron
>Walton
>Lelkers buying into the meme
Lol do the Lakers realize literally nobody could've coached this Warriors team to at least 65 wins?
In a couple days the city of Seattle will be swarmed upon on the all the communist/socialist scum that lives there.
In honor of this I would like to remind you that Seattle STILL does not have an NBA team.
Thank you for your time.
FUCK SEATTLE
>>67210114
>The Lakers won't contend for a few more years, so even if Walton is bad, we can afford to search for another coach
lel
>>67210232
>I wanted george karl or mchale
those guys are ass. Fuck off, Lakers hater.
>>67210232
>karl
lol epic
>Heat getting roasted
Walker is going insane in the 4th
>lakers fell for the walton meme
JUST
>>67210154
Anything is an upgrade over byron scott
You now remember Alvin Gentry and the Pelicans
I'm not a raptors fan
With Luke at the helm, all the free agents will wanna come to the Lakers to build Warriors 2.0
what a great time to be alive, literally
>How you want your '''''all-star''''' starting backcourt, senpai?
>>67210414
Sup self-hating clippers fan
Walton is just a sit-in for Phil.
>>67210321
>>67210322
That's why I said at the very least. Picking up a guy who coached on cruise control? Come the fuck on. The Lakers are young and need a veteran to guide them, they don't need a rookie coach who will be just as lost as they are.
>>67210284
Probably not..
Why would you leave in the middle of a title run anyways
>there's fight in that locker room
>i have full confidence
>we're gonna fight hard
>home court advantage
Casey starting to sound like a broken record. Feel sorry for the guy because he is days away from being fired
>>67210244
except its not lebrons fault that they lose, the teams are just better. raps are clearly better than the pacers yet are getting btfod because derozan is absolute trash
>Kings center DeMarcus Cousins has an interesting connection with new Lakers head coach Luke Walton. Cousins apparently was given tape of Walton by coach Paul Westphal as an example of how passing could open up the game for others. DeMarcus reportedly spent the whole summer leading up to his rookie season studying Walton's passing and off the ball movement. Just an interesting side note now that the Kings are looking to move him.
>>67210492
If >we lose game 7, fire his ass.
I was shocked they didn't fire him after the sweep last year.
>>67210284
>canada stupid casualshit
why would he "leave" now? What would he do? The Lakers aren't in the playoffs
Test
Luke Walton didn't follow daddys advice
https://youtu.be/XhQG2dP2AHc
So are we going to see 2-5 this year i say yes
>>67210464
Veteran coaches without jobs right now are in the stone age. They are coaching for a league that doesn't exist anymore. We don't need another dinosaur like Byron Scott.
>>67210492
Don't feel sorry for him, he brought this upon himself
>WE LIVE AND DIE WITH THE TWO GUYS THAT HAVE INDIANA'S BEST DEFENDERS ON THEM
he need to go
>>67210531
I don't even know which team you are a fan of, you just seem to love stirring up shit though
>>67210523
>now that the Kings are looking to move him.
Wait what
>that Hornets sideline clown getting cucked by D-Wade
>>67210523
>Cousins
No thanks. We Whiteside now.
>>67210584
http://www.foxsports.com/nba/story/report-kings-considering-trading-demarcus-cousins-042916
just a rumor, but I think he's gone, probably to Boston imo
>>67210566
McHale is going to get another job. It just can't be with a dumpster fire franchise like LA since he just went through that in HOU so he's weighing his options.
COME ON MEMEBLAZERS, END THE CLAPPERS HERE TONIGHT.
>>67210584
The kings announced are open to trading Cousins because his teammates don't like his moodiness
should I jump on the lakers bandwagon before it's too late?
Is there any hope for the clippers?
i dont even know if I'll watch sunday
itll be too painful
EAT SHIT PHILLIPPINES ANON
>"Ramona Shelburne @ramonashelburne 3m3 minutes ago
Luke Walton was the Lakers first choice and the only candidate they interviewed, source tells ESPN."
EAT A DICK IF YOU READ THIS
GO LAKERS GO
>>67210636
Nah stay on that Warriors bandwagon
Wade clutch af in this last quarter
>walton was the first and only candidate the lakers interviewed
TOP KEK
>>67210617
lol
>kings
GO SPURS GO tomorrow
>>67210673
After all of that long list shit
>lakers got the true coach of the year 2016
nba = fucked
>>67210673
>taking a dog eater serious
/nba/ has literally never been right. EVER!
can we get back to discussing the play offs instead of shitposting about a formerly relevant franchise?
thanks
>>67210673
>source tells espn
>pr woman tells pr outlet
>w-we n-never wanted a-any other c-coaches anyway
lel. bitchmade
gg heat. You guys got game 7 ;___;
>Ross Pickering @RossPickering 1m1 minute ago
>If you don’t think Luke is prepared, just know he was learning how to coach even while still playing - Phil would invite him to coaches mtgs
etorre messina? spurs prodigy?? LLOOLOLOLLO
WOULD RATHER HAVE LUKE WALTON, THE ZEN MASTER PRODIGY!!!
WE DID IT BROS!! BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAGNE!!
>Game 7
We're fucked
>>67210673
Didn't Mitch say that they had a big list of Canadians or something?
Mitch that sneaky bastard
ITS PAYBACK TIME GO GET EM MITCH
>playoff gamethreads are now less busy than the average regular season gamethread for a big market team pre-2014
>>67210636
Lakers are 8seed next year. Best case scenario.
>Harrison Barnes
>Defrozen
>Snitch team cancer
I'm actually rooting LAL gets Boogie, team meltdowns would be hugely entertaining to watch and shitpost about
>>67210823
uhhh I don't know why I typed canadians, meant coaches obvs
>>67210846
All-Stars? More like All-Scrubs, amirite?
So are the hornets and raptors joke franchises
>>67210808
WE CAN DO IT VENEZUELAN BRO
>>67210808
Hahahahaha get fucked mamawebo
>>67210823
>Didn't Mitch say that they had a big list of Canadians
Someone make a Blazers gamethread. I want round 2 to start already.
>>67210917
ur obsessed with us t bh
its alright all of /nba/ is
>kemba flopper
>>67210086
THIS FUCKING MAN
>>67210845
THANK YOU BASED PURPLE SHIRT MAN
>>67210968
nice .jpg, i wonder who made it.
>>67210950
NBA doesn't want NC to win because muh tranny discrimination. They set us up to get btfo and look like choke artists, just like the NCAA and NFL did earlier this year.
>>67210599
>>67210975
you guys been on my mind ever since I watched the Pacers blow you out and then you went quiet
gonna go rewatch it, thanks senpai for reminding me
>>67204281
Vince Carter dunk contest
>raptors win game 7
>shitpost from dusk til dawn
>raptors lose game 7
>casey fired, derozan gone, I stop coming to /nba/ for a while and do something productive until the anti-Canadian shitposting dies down
I literally cannot lose
LEAVE IT TO LILLARD TO GET SHIT DONE.
wtf is up with all these faggots putting rip city and buzz city and shit on their jerseys lmao
Wade is who defrozen thinks he is but he's more like Corey brewer
requesting webm be made of this..
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/726241664105205760
>>67211011
Understandable what about Toronto ?
>>67210846
Thanks, 1 minute cool off post timer
>JJ Ribbit
When even the football players know that the Refs are playing for Charlotte
also
>jj redicks gay tattoo
>>67211041
canada won't respond to this because it's true
FUCK OFF AUTISM RIVERS NOBODY LIKES YOU.
>/nba/ mad as fuck
virtually guarantees a Laker dynasty
>>67211153
What?
>>67211082
Buzz City is stupid, but please tell me you're joking about Rip City.
>>67211089
at least Corey Brewer doesn't think he's a star
>>67211091
Did anyone just see Austin Rivers fucking face? Literally half of it was covered in blood.
austin rivers is fuckin dead!!! luiterally fuckin dead!!
Reminder that you WILL die if you play at the Rose Garden
>>67211187
That's what I thought
>>67211215
>not knowing that Hinkie was a Lakers fan
hahahahaha I graduated top of my class at the academy, did you do that anon?
Jeb knows his sports
>>67211233
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA AUTISM RIVERS IS OUT FOR NOW.
This is so fucked up mates, what's wrong with the Clips?
>>67211298
>mfw defrozen iso
>Austin Rivers has to wear an eye patch for the rest of his career
Feel bad for him bros
>>67210155
Mamba couldn't recruit they said
WHAT THE FUCK
WALTON WAS SUPPOSED TO COME TO THE KNICKS
HES LITERALLY PHIL'S GUY
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>67211309
>Yeb
>Reporter:"Luke what do you think about the number of haters you have on 4chams sports board slash nba slash?"
>Luke:"They're a bunch of faggots, we laker nation now, we out here"
>Reporter" Any words for the trips and other fanbases?"
>Luke"all i'll say is that with me being hired the lakers got momentum heading into the off-season, raptors fan better take that game 7, or they out the ship....we want that derozan contract senpaitachi"
WE DID IT SENPAITACHI.
>>67211358
Two key injuries.
>>67210951
I hope so, man
>>67211476
>Lakers sign the best coach in the /nba/
>the 3 cancer tripfags on suicide watch
Who else wants the Lelkers to sign Derozan and trade for Boogie for maximum memery?
LMAO GET FUCKED CANADA
>>67211481
>views from da hive
hornets raptors game 7 broship confirmed
>>67211423
TYBD
>>67211578
Not yet still a game 7
>>67211571
>not kd and dancebrook
>>67211608
That just means more Drake tears family
>>67211298
>mfw blazers win the title because their opponents can't stop getting injured
Someone needs to check if that place is built on some indian burial ground or something.
ouch caught the raptors slippin
good wake up call for game 7 tho
>>67211614
Durant and Westbrook would actually make them pretty good.
Derozan and Cousins would be a perennial 8th seed at best + team cancer
>>67211656
Hopefully the dream's real
>>67211571
>it was all planned
>sign walton, zen master's mini-me
>"Jackson wants out of NY badly" reporters before the play-offs, his contract is up next year i think.
>boogie wants to come here and has been on the reocrd praising the lakers big 3
>"He always had a brilliant mind. ... I think Phil saw a lot of himself in Luke, honestly." - kobe bryant
YOU
ARE
SO
MAD
RIGHT
NOW
>>67204281
Mine was watching the Lakers win their first championship with Kobe and Shaq. My uncle was a massive bandwagon laker fan (he's also a Giant's and Patriot's fan, go fucking figure) and I remember him drunkenly screaming at the TV
>lakers taking a fluke 30 games and hiring that guy as coach
how short sighted can you be
almost as bad d fish with the knicks
ITS NOT FAIR THE LAJERS ARE GOING TO WIN 70 NEXT YEAR HOW ARE U.S. CLIPPERS EVEN GOING TO COMPETE?
>>67211718
>tfw fish becomes assistant coach and phil takes over from buss
THE BAND IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER
>>67211791
Head Coach:Luke Walton
Assistant Coaches: Brian Shaw and Derrick Fisher.
Player Development: Kobe Bryant
I CANT STOP CUMMING
>>67211729
i dont think you know what the word fluke means