Uh hello the game is on buttholz sucks
>>67177981
CLAY PLEASE
I didn't expect buttholes to collapse this early
wow i was waiting so long for the thread invite tonight... not cool guys...
>Buch's stupid haircut
>expecting success when Clay comes out to play
you've been spared today Atlanta
shouldn't have given up that homer you just woke up a sleeping giant check out these sweet bunts niggas
Im here, Im alive, has Clay blown it yet?
>Clay already given up 3 runs
We're gonna fucking trade him right? He isnt gonna wear a Sox uniform by the post season, RIGHT?
>>67178052
Sorry I didn't realize I posted before in the Daniel nava subthread lol
>>67178103
yes
>Young in for Holt
Why, I swear whenever Clay is pitching the worst of the Sox shows whether its hitting, fielding or managerial decisions
All I fucking want is a 5 game win streak, why does Clay always have to fucking blow it when people depend on him. It just blows my fucking mind how shitty he is.
Based JBJ
Did JBJ change his swing in the off-season?
Pierzynski is shit
pierzynski is killing chacin out there he's already cost him like 3 low strikes then that fucking clown show
>pierzynski
HAHA >BARVES
That """"THROW""""
>>67178273
>righty pitcher
Uhh they're starting young so the braves are too afraid to put any lefties in for relief. It's actually really good strategy and you should respect John for this decision.
>>67178367
lmfao yeah fear eric o'flaherty he'll only throw 2 meatballs a batter
>tfw both of these teams at one point in time used to call Fenway Park home
>>67178515
uhh Atlanta isn't in Boston you dummy
>>67178515
I know they absolutely suck and their glory days of the 90s are long gone but I really do like the Braves and I hope when they are done re building they get dominant.
How is Clay so bad this year? He's healthy supposedly
Who /AtFenway/ here?
buttholez is just getting shelled out there but balls are finding gloves or going foul
>>67178564
The Braves even won a World Series at Fenway.
>>67178752
Are those bleachers in front of the proto-green monster? Damn Fenway has been the comfiest ballpark since 1912
>>67178752
>No Green Monster.
What a time to live
>>67178046
I like to think Ellen has an irritating Boston accent that only a townie could appreciate.
>Its a Ortiz chimps out over balls and strikes episode
Jesus when are the Sox gonna fight the Yankees again?
lmfao pierzynski costs chacin another strike and it results in a double
>>67178618
>how is Clay so bad?
Nobody knows. Just like nobody knows why he's still on the team despite literally years of choking
is anyone here basketball is dumb watch baseball
>>67179646
I'm here sempai
>>67179537
He grew up in the Sox system so I honestly think thats the main reason he's here. If he were some nut we got from some other team he'd have been gone by 2012
>>67179646
ball 500 take ur base lol
why does clay hate black people
>>67179537
We know why he's still on the team. Because of the times when he's been healthy and been a stud
>Mallex
Is that?
Is that shia labeouf?
>>67179957
i don't think he plays baseball dude
THROW
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STRIKES
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>>67180113
are you sure?
he just got an RBI single
>Buttholz
Please, my father is at the game. For me Clay just fucking
DO
YOUR
JOB
PIERSHITSKY
hey look pierzynski is fucking chacin again
Holy shit the spaghetti of this catcher.
>finish cooking dinner
>open up a stream of sox game
>chris young is in the game
i want john to leave.
>Its a Sox refuse to sweep a team and will always drop one fucking game.
Where the hell is everyone?
>>67180742
there's playoff floor squeak on right now, where do you think
>>67180742
split between the draft, P L A Y O F F C E L T I C S B A S Q U E T B O L, and Sox game familia
>>67180742
sorry i forgot my 4chan gold password so my posting speed is capped tonight
>>67180742
HANGOVER
>>67180938
you gotta login with your google+ acct to get around that anon
hey the red sox stopped throwing fastballs to frenchy good job red sox scouting department you fucking mongos
>vazquez's favorite movie is the "sadlot"
why is he so depressed bros?
>>67180884
C's are dead tbqh with you Joe. You can't get exposed that many times and expect to win a series.
>>67181081
Why would he be depressed famalam
Whats your favorite movie?
>>67181081
Koji still isn't over Salty which makes him really jealous
>>67181081
>sadlot
they made that movie about my life
>>67178046
have you ever watched him pitch before
>Its an Ortiz goes 0-4 episode
>>67181292
yes
usually he teases us of a good performance and then he implodes.
4 pitch walk
Buttholes needs to start gunking up the ball again
WHY
that's nice of him he's getting btfo so atlanta doesn't get too down about getting beat up these last three games
Fucking Clay. Just retire already.
Holy shit
Boston getting rekt
I just feel nauseous watching this. The Braves are the shittiest team in the fucking league and Clay cant fucking do it. Sad!
>>67181897
you feel nauseated
>>67181945
Look, I consider myself a realist, all right? But in philosophical terms, I'm what's called a pessimist. I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution, we became too self aware. Nature made an aspect of nature too separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, a secretion of sensory experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last Midnight. Brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal. I tell myself I bare witness, but the real answer is that it's just my programming and I lack the constitution for suicide.
>>67181438
i feel like he has the capability to collapse at any time, sometimes he just starts out looking like shit, sometimes it takes a while
>John not coming out to pull Bucky
>>67181971
no maggie is still with wil stop posting this
Do we even have an out?
>Tommy Layne in the pen
Lookes like we're saving the fucking real arms for the Yankees
>>67181897
As a lifelong Braves fan.
FUCKING CANNON
dat call
thnx 4 the umpball
>>67182128
Whats your opinion on Turner Field and the new ballpark?
>>67182000
I understand now.
>>67182128
that's tough bro
>>67182214
what does she mean by this face
>>67182210
basically they were sick of atlanta's shit and cobb county was offering them free taxpayer money. not surprising they bolted but i don't know why they are making the new stadium even more vanilla than turner field like what the fuck.
just as an example the city of atlanta gets part of the parking revenue which they were supposed to use to make the surrounding area into something other than the fucking ghetto. the city of atlanta just pocketed that money and told the braves to fuck off.
>>67182210
I will miss Turner. I went to two games in Fulton, and I always thought Turner was the real Atlanta Home of the Braves™.
That said, I'm super stoked for not being at risk of a strong armed mugging on my way out of the stadium, and I'm looking forward to actually being able to make a day out of a trip to the ballpark.
I saw a stat that suggests something like 70% of season ticket holders will have their trip from home to the stadium cut by 2/3. So in that sense they are catering to their regulars.
The construction is making me super excited, tbqhfamilia
>>67182216
I am a summer child, through and through. Winter is coming, the night is dark and full of terrors, etc etc
oh good eric o'flaherty time to throw the game
>>67182284
I don't know anon, what is she saying
>this season
LEFTY KILLER
>>67182610
>this decade
WHAT THE FUCK BOSTON I BET EVERYTHING ON YOU TO WIN AGAINST THE WORST TEAM IN THE FUCKING LEAGUE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>67182962
>this millennium
>>67182972
hello the game isn't even over yet they can lose much worse than this
>this asshole announcer
Holy shit Boston y'all really are dicks.
"uh yeah hehe the new stadium will be open next season"
"oh ha yeah hehe I bet they won't have the talent for it, though"
oh ha yeah hehe"
dicks
>>67182962
>>67183031
>haven't won a playoff series since 2001
>>67183065
they're just kidding around my friend
>>67183069
it hurts
>>67183065
I heard that too.
>>67183069
a-at least we got a good farm system right? 2018 we will be competitive right guys???
>>67183104
Everything stings right now .Q_Q.
btw i'm a braves fan
>>67183151
the red sox had a really good farm system in 2014 too...
I-is this...
Is this offense, brehs?
>>67183151
>tfw haven't had many opportunities to post any Barveswin images like this one
>tfw I probably jinxed it and Barves will blow the lead
Sorry guys
>>67183418
>>67183626
chuckled remorsefully
>>67183211
no this is buchholz
>Braves fans have come out of the woodwork
I-I don't know what's going on.
RALLY
A
L
L
Y
>>67183808
don't bully
>>67183808
>out of the woodwork
there's been a load of us posting on /spee/ for years.
>>67183808
w-we are loyal man. There just hasn't been much to cheer for lately. And by lately, I mean years.
>ogando
>>67183626
>>67183966
He sucked for us last year
pierzynski strikes again
>>67183808
either thursday night is not a club night in atl, or they just have absolutely nothing to talk about until their team is leading. disappoint.
>grills behind bogaerts giggling at their phone
reee.
>>67184062
>in atl
The entire country is Braves Country, family
>>67184062
hey now i've been here every night don't lump me in with those faggots
>>67184032
I know, I'm a sox fan. Expecting him to blow it
>>67184111
that's me and i'm giggling over this thread so BACK OFF
>>67184062
Expect nothing less from Atlanta fans, they're notoriously fair weather
>>67184112
This.
Please come back TBS Baseball and Ted Turner. Fuck off Liberty Media
>>67184199
I've never heard that. Any team would see attendance dropoffs if they were having this kind of decade.
>Koji
For what purpose
>>67184362
It's the 8th inning!
>>67184199
The Braves couldn't even sellout in literal playoff games. The stadium is always empty win or lose
A true gauge would be TV viewship or merchandise sales. If THAT drops, then I will admit we're fairweather
>>67184272
the red sox have literally come in last in the division 3 of the last 4 years and people show up
>red sucks trying to mount a rally with two outs
yeah no. when has this ever worked out over the last few years.
>>67184400
>cramming people into that tiny relic of a stadium
>its a "muh attendance" thread
good think this is the wnba and we give out banners for attendance championships right?
>>67184397
Isn't Atlanta mostly BPs? They don't like baseball
>>67184541
regardless on stadium size, we beat out Toronto (1st in division) in attendance (Red sox last in division) on average
>>67184400
>trying this hard
>being shown up this hard
>projecting
>data
>using meme arrows as hashbrowns
The Braves and Red Sox have essentially identical proportional attendance track records since the turn of the millenia. Now shut up.
>>67184705
>comparing yourself to canadiennes
>Freddie actually hitting tonight
>>67184558
don't give jim irsay ideas.
He beat the throw to first by literal feet.
"Oh jeez I think that was another close play, did the throw beat him there?"
No, fucking retard yank announcer. fuck
>>67185485
being retarded is good idiot
Drapper
Rally
Dubs get
Are the braves winning a game?
>>67185745
won it ended like an hour ago
>>67185542
>New Englanders unironically think this
omfg
>>67185944
take that back NOW
BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN
gg Atlanta, pretty comfy series desu
good luck with the rest of your season
BRAVES WIN
>>67186016
arent you guys supposed to be upset about winning
>>67186148
I like the occasional win to keep up the spirits. This team doesn't need any help losing 100 games this year.
>>67186148
i know i am luckily the red sox lost tonight
Hey Atlanta enjoy that Braves chip from 1907 Boston's gift to you
>>67186320
is that joe kelly
>>67187252
Yes,
