Arrieta is a shook1 edition
>>67170704
GAME THREAD
RIP ARRIETA EDITION
>you now remember jake arrieta in his prime
Please put Cubs fans in their place i am so goddamn sick of hearing their shit everywhere I go
>>67170737
>you now remember this man has pitched two no hitters
What happened?
>fouling off outside pitches
gets my autism going
ARRIETA HOME SCORELESS STREAK STILL ALIVE BITCHES
>brewers RISP offense
He's back boys! Brewers confirmed chokers. Btfo
>>67170811
If your autism is prone to trigger from awful baseball turn the game off when the Brewers are hitting.
Or when we are pitching...
Or when we are playing defense.......
>throwing 31 pitches in one inning against a trash ass Milwaukee team
GARBAGE
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>this Cubs announcer getting cocky as fuck
>oh I guess he just loaded the bases to challenge himself
I can't believe there are still people that think Cubs fans aren't totally deserving of the enormous drought.
>>67170838
>Brewers literally trying to tank this year
>Arrieta's steroid weak heart beating 180 first inning against defensive burn out kirk nieyeiheonhyuis
>>67170850
> he's jovial banter you fucking autist calm down
>>67170850
he was clearly being a cheeky cunt m8
Good afternoon lids
gotta love early games
>broors
>>67170850
>not realizing he wasn't being serious
>being a douche
>>67170850
>not being able to tell based JD is making a joke
>being this retarded
Got tickets to may 28th game at home. Hell yea
rip in peace kidneys
WHOA WHOA
watch out for that poster boy face he has 6 photoshoots this week
save the beans for baseball players
>>67170946
> he doesn't know the best place to get hit by a pitch is in the thigh or back.
It also hit his arm pad
>>67170967
back is tricky though, it can fuck with your swing if its bad enough
>>67170985
Well day one in baseball they tell you turn away from pitches thst hit you.
>broors
THE RUN MACHINE HAS NO BREAKS
>>67171010
No shit. They changed the rules of baseball from people dying from baseballs to the face back when players would start 60 complete games a year throwing at 75mph
Heh lgtss
>pooers
>>67171056
>breaks
>>67171056
>>67171084
Still technically makes sense. It has no brakes and takes no breaks.
>>67171105
>and doesn't break
the eternal debate
Frigid NE wind and Arrieta on the mound with 2 runs. Feeling good lads.
Aaron Hill
Yadiel Rivera
Taylor Jungmann
mfw Taylor Jungmann may be the best hitter Arrieta faces this inning
>>67171137
This is not a debate anywhere outside of Boystown and Wrigleyville.
I love free wins
>playing forever young as jungmann goes back to the mound
cheeky cunts
>>67171249
It's Ross' walk up music
R O S S
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BABE ROSS
ROSS
>>67171271
o-oh
>no arrieta no no
>no arrieta implosion
why even watch 2bh
Oh wow nice hit Ross am I supposed to be impressed?
You hit it against our pitching staff it basically doesn't count
OLD MAN FOR ASG
OLD MAN FOR MVP
>>67171304
Ross is like 48
>letting David Ross's geriatric ass literally take you out of the park
Why have the Sewers not been contracted yet?
Every time a fly ball leaves the infield, you hear a shriek of clueless women cheering like it's a home run.
>>67171352
Typical Cub fans
> HE SWUNG 3-0
Is Ross going to reach 100 career home runs before the end of the season?
>>67171385
It really bugs me whenever someone swings on 3-0
>>67171428
He's more likely to do it before heyward at this point
Just saw a couple with a baby just before they went to commercial break. Why do people think that bringing babies to the ballpark is acceptable?
>>67171457
Heyward dropped in the order when?
LOL held to single what a scrub
>>67171675
he was hitting a lot better on the road, he clearly hates the cold
>tfw Rizzo hits .190 with 180 RBIs
NO BRAKES
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Day game, shitposting on /sp/, getting paid.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE RUNS?!
>>67171837
hope you get fired
Is this what rape looks like?
>>67171951
No, that was Arrieta's last start.
>>67170742
>tfw Cubs fans "place" is in 1st
How's the game gone so far? Just got home.
>>67172051
it's the Brewers
>>67171933
Postin from my phone. No firing going on here.
>>67172063
All I needed to know, just got it put on.
>>67170850
What's it like living with autism?
How many brewers fans here weekday afteernon drunk here?
Fleischmanns vokd and admiral nelson here
brewers foul off every fastball and lay off every breaking ball
Four base on balls already?
>>67172400
Milwaukee is basically refusing to swing at anything that's not a fastball
mfw cubs fans still arriving
just in time for the heartbreaking comeback
mfw braun dick slaps an ump to death in victory celebration
Just realized their only hit was the leadoff broken bat single kek
>>67172441
mfw last them they were relevant air travel was a pipe dream
>>67172497
>>67172542
If I lived in shitholecago I'd already have that immunity
>>67172497
by your logic the Brewers have NEVER been relevant (that much is probably true)
>ARIETLEL BTFO
>>67173322
>Scored a run
Plan the parade
what the fuck joe
>>67173606
I like the move. Jake didn't look like he had his best stuff, its only a 4 run game, and his pitch count was up there
>>67173421
No need. Boystown weekly pride parade will do just fine
why don't they do a double header tonight to make up for last night
>broos
holy shit
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT BASEBALL?
>broos defence
>milwalkee
>160 pitches
>not even the 7th
WHEW LADS
mlb network has some embarrassing commercials
>Cahill
Looks like last years success was a mirage
>>67174976
>whewhill
Well that's they we got Adam Warren
>>67174976
he throws belt high sinkers, idk what his problem is
>buy me some penis and cracker jacks
>>67175063
did he actually say that
>Walking Baez
>Rizzo using Marky Mark walkup music again
>>67172781
And I don't think we've ever acted like we're anything but irrelevant
Despite trying to be irrelevant as hard as we can for 50 hard years we have a lot of work ahead of us to suck as bad as the cubs have for almost everyones lifetime. Are there living people that have seen the last cubs world series?
>>67173421
A team made off of the scrap heap save for 2 players.
Arrieta having to leave for another injection after 5 innings
Could have been much worse desu
>yfw the crew win the worlds eries
>>67175280
RIP real hank
We'll be cursed until we find his real remains. I am sure the cardinals are doing some sexually depraved thing to them
this carter guy is the worst player I've ever seen
>>67175323
trogdor is the name fucktard
go die
>>67175316
Lel what actually happend? I live in Carolina now so I never really heard or paid any attention to any of the hank conspiracy theories
>>67171137
The actual answer is the Schlitz tallboy.
Spotted Cow is the goat Wisconsin beer
Prove me wrong
>>67175396
ALLEGEDLY hank is alive and they just have multiple impostor hanks they use for photos and such
We all know what happened... Adam Wainwright and his butt buddies came in hungering for more innocent flesh to fuel their blood powered water wheel of baseball bullshit and devoured him
>>67175396
He had to go to the farm after discovering a taste for human meat.
>>67175456
>Implying Italians don't deserve to get bit in the crouch
Should be applauded for that tbdesu
>>67175440
O-Gii by Milwaukee Brewing Company and Tangerine IPA by Potosi are both better, though less widely available.
>>67175494
Haven't had either bedlam is pretty cash as well though
>>67175494
Tons of good Wisconsin beer but because we also have tons of macro beerwater people think we're all pounding pbr and miller lite
and the fact that I often do this is completely irrelevant
>>67175440
You're 100% correct
>mfw brewfags were talking shit about arrietas first inning and then they shut right the fuck up
MEME MAGIC INCOMING
>>67175689
>can't even pitch 54 straight scoreless innings at home
>good
Wind babbys
CUBS WIN
>>67175689
thinking brewer fans are in it for anything but the lulz and beer
TOPKEK
mfw cubs fans think thiiiis is the year vs 100 and some and counting
>that majestic seagull
>>67175770
Only scored 2 runs babies.
>>67175788
Don't be so salty senpai.
>>67175770
but the wind hurt hitting today and they still put up 7 runs
>>67175788
With all this salt I could open up a fucking business!
>>67175927
All this salt I could open up a business?
Were you dropped on your head as an infant and then stepped on while on the ground?
Just say salt next time
>>67175927
0/10 bantz
>>67175927
With all that creativity you might pass 2nd grade
Which is like freshman year in Chicago schools
>>67175927
T. Reddit
>>67175788
Your team sucks senpai, I'm glad you acknowledge that. I will laugh at you when the Cubes when the Words Eries this year
>>67176399
>when the cubs win the world series
centuriesoflaughter.mp4
