Help me pick an MLS team to follow.
>inb4 "muh location"
>my little soccer
You have to go back
Chicago Fire
>>67169735
columbus crew
Chicago Fire
>>67169803
Maybe.
>>67169783
>>67169825
I'm a little hesitant about Chicago teams.
>>67169843
Why? >we won the double back when >we were founded
>>67169735
slut
Chicano go back
>>67169885
History is important to me, but still... Chicago?
UNION
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Previously shitty dysfunctional team that is rebuilding using Dutch meme magic and is currently doing better than anyone expected.
Here are my requirements:
>no Canadian teams
>no teams that use the words "football club"
>no Salt Lake
>>67169911
Literally nothing wrong with Chicago
>>67170039
Obama.
Columbus Crew
>>67170055
Hawaii
CHI
>>67170003
Union, San Jose, Houston, DC, Kansas City, Columbus, and Orlando
Also there is literally nothing wrong with Montreal.
>>67170039
Chicago is a trash team
>>67169735
>anime image
>known for fat, hairy, socially awkward serial masturbators
I'd go with either Seattle or NYCFC, tbqh
>>67170079
whats wrong with Whitecaps?
>>67170079
Part of me is leaning towards Galaxy.
>>67170003
R E D B U L L S
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>>67170165
...I'm tempted. I do love a good Red Bull.
>>67170150
>Turf
>memecadia
Actually I don't know, I forgot they existed
>>67170191
No. No vancuckver.
post the flowchart
Cosmos
NASL is the patrician Yank league.
>>67169735
Where do you live nigger?
>>67170691
In a place I hate, so I don't want to support the local team.
>>67170727
let me guess, detroit?
>>67170727
>live in the greatest country in the world
>hate it
pathetic
>>67170727
Seattle?
>>67170753
Detroit has a based lower league team actually.
>>67170766
he's not living in new zealand tho
>>67170727
>I want to support a team but not my local team
What's the fucking point then? That is literally the definition of a bandwagoner
>>67170753
Nobody who lives in Detroit hates it, Johann.
>>67170789
I would totally understand hating your local team if you are in Seattle though.
>>67170809
i bet white people in detroit do
>>67170727
>Being from Shitatle.
I don't blame you.
DC
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So what are some things to consider when choosing a team to follow?
>>67170753
>>67170889
Mehmet check this out
http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/2016/02/03/detroit-city-fc-meets-keyworth-fundraising-threshold/79750372/
DCFC is a qt lower league team.
I've narrowed it down to Galaxy, United and Red Bull.
What do?
>>67170609
You're right, but Fuck the Cosmos.
>>67171261
UNITED
https://youtu.be/dCztVbhtAYI
Don't you want to see le turbo-manlet score more cheeky chips?
>Being an adult
>"Choose" a team to support
>mfw this is actually what americans do
>>67171261
rethink your life choices, famille.
>>67169735
Hotaru a slut.
>>67171261
Root for the San Jose Earthquakes
>>67173399
>Scum Jose
>>67173500
>Galassy
>Timkeks
>Slimeders
>>67169931
go with us, we have snakes
>>67169735
>typical soccer ''''''''''''''''''''fan''''''''''''''''''''''
Disgusting
>>67173399
The quacks are the DCU of the west. Irrelevant
>>67169735
I picked Montreal because I'm a saints fan and they have a fleur de lis
>>67173646
cute
>I support MLELS
Club America.
Houston Dynamo
>Now no longer a part of AEG aka LA Galaxy ownership club as the redhead stepson
>Has former English coach Owen Coyle
>Feat. multi million dollar bench warmer Erick "Cubo" Torres
>>67173815
>Saints fan
>ignoring the Jesters
>>67169911
Don't pick Chicago. Go with Columbus, DC, Kansas City, or one of the new teams like Atlanta/Minnesota. Orlando too maybe.
>>67169735
Which team's stadium is closest to yours?
Columbus Crew is the only acceptable answer
>>67169735
Let me narrow down your options.
If a team hates itself, you should hate it too. In the US and Canada we call it soccer. Teams that refer to themselves as football clubs have inferiority complexes and you shouldn't support this self loathing. Italians seem to have been fairly successful calling soccer calcio, there's nothing wrong with soccer
>NYCFC,Toronto, Dallas, Seattle, Vancouver, atlanta, minnesota, LAFC, and probably Miami
Following posers wasn't a good idea in school, it's not a good idea in the rest of life as well. This means you shouldn't follow teams that euro'd up their names. These teams are the team equivalent of what the euros call 'full kit wankers'.
>DC, Philly, Houston, Salt Lake, KC
You also shouldn't support teams that lack shame and are just scoreboard advertisements
>NY Red Bulls
and if you don't want a team full of bitches and bitchassedness
>LA Galaxy
That leaves you with: Chicago, Columbus, Montreal, New England, Orlando, Colorado,Portland, San Jose
>>67177543
what the fuck am I reading
>>67177543
Orlando CITY
Why would anyone watch a joke league like MLS?
The only reason I can think of is that you can't always catch la liga and EPL games because of time
>>67170889
I know Detroit sucks, but which of these cities is actually nice? If I wanted to visit a city with a majority black cultural influence, which of these cities do I stay in for a week or so?
>>67171261
Watch some games and the team will pick you, you fucking idiot
>>67178070
New Orleans and Memphis are both tourist destinations already, so probably those.
Bonus points if you like jazz, blues, or country.
>American """""soccer""""
>Soon
>>67183553
>Argentinians """""white""""
>>67169735
based red bulls
>:*)
>>67169735
If you don't care about your local team then might as well just watch the Premier League. The MLS is shit.
>>67183553
>dat snaggle toof
who she?
>>67169735
San Jose.
>>67187397
>>67177864
T. Insecure Americans
Anyone thats actually gone to multiple games knows that watching your local team in person is so much more rewarding and interesting than following a team from across an ocean that plays when people here are going to work in the morning
>>67187397
>Le fake EPL fan meme
>>67187642
dagashi kashi
probably the only manga that got turned into an animu because of the porn made based on the manga itself
Don't, just follow Liga MX.
Sporting KC.
They have a record of winning cups and tournaments. They have a couple of national team players as well, plus Zusi the Minskys Pizza Czar.
Nice stadium in a safe area of town too.
>>67178070
NOLA
