>be Ronaldo
>too injured to play
>watch videos of yourself to pass time
That's Instagram you idiot
>>67131114
What a douche. I hope Messi's wife gives him AIDS
>>67131114
gold plated headphones?
>>67131114
lol TSUUUU FOR RONOLDO B)OJO
>>67131301
probably cost like 400 bucks or some shit
>>67131376
>>67131376
Lmao I've seen babies with thicker nails
>>67131301
>>67131446
no, they're the cheap headphones he shills
>>67131376
What the fuck
>>67131376
>>67131376
the fuck?
>>67131376
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
>>67131376
>>67131376
>>67131376
WHAT THE FUCK
I'm calling it now he's the next ARod. He's got thr personality
He's gonna settle down in his late 30s and be all humble ans everyone will love him
>>67131376
>>67131376
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67131376
nervous
self-aware
cares too much about what others think
>>67131376
And I though my nail biting addiction was bad lol
>>67131376
is this the root of all problems?
is he fixed if he gets this fixed?
>>67131376
Wew
>>67131376
Eww he has fungal infected nails
>>67131376
Someone explain this shit
>>67131114
that skin complexion is looking awful, I thought he was a proud, self aware homo
>>67131376
Damn nigga...
>>67131376
>>67131376
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>67131376
that just looks painful
>>67131376
how does a guy that is obsessed with his image let this happen?
also how much of a weakling can you be when you're a multi billionaire with literally nothing to be nervous about in your life but you can't stop biting your nails?
Im a fucking retarded scrub and was able to stop my nail biting when i was like 17
>>67131376
>>67131376
JUST
U
S
T
>>67131376
tseww
>>67134328
>also how much of a weakling can you be when you're a multi billionaire with literally nothing to be nervous about in your life but you can't stop biting your nails?
Why do poorfags think that having a lot of money makes you immune to stress and emotions?
>>67134401
to the level of biting your fingers to your bones? SEEK FUCKING HELP FFS
WEAK
>reminder he scores only penalties and tap ins
>reminder his model girlfriend was paid for so he doesn't look gay
>reminder he goes to morocco weekly to spend time with his boyfriend
>reminder he has a surrogate son
>reminder his statue in madeira has a penis bulge to make him feel better
>reminder he hired a hair stylist for his wax figure in madame toussauds
>reminder he has missed every important penalty in his career
>reminder that he choked in 2004, 2008, 2010, 2012 when it mattered and only has 1 league win in 8 years
>reminder he choked in the penalties in his first champions league "win" and scored his penalty in the 120th minute of his other "win"
>>67131376
Holy fucking shit.
That was unexpected.
Athlete deformities thread?
>>67131114
>in my mind i'm on the field and carrying the team to victory
>>67135045
Why is his foot half white
>>67131114
look at his fingernails. poor christiano :-(
>>67139334
Because he was standing on it when they painted him black
>>67139354
Nice joke, dad.
>>67131376
I just don't
>>67131376
How do you want your nails senpai?
>>67139354
That was funny.
>>67131376
Holy shit
>>67131376
I guess the shame of hiding his sexuality got to him
>>67131376
Wow....he really is as insecure as we all think.
>>67134717
I like your style, captain
>>67134717
That tip-toeing is borderline adorable.
>>67131376
How does this happen? Is it really due to nailbiting? Had no idea desu
my toenails are a bit like this, it's weird af
>>67131376
Damn and they are tiny as fuck. Maybe his mother should have aborted after all.
>>67139334
because everyone has some good in them
>>67134328
It's all relative. You think playing in the public eye of millions of people each week isn't stressful?
I bite my nails too christianoooo. I can never stop tsuuu... Its too tempting to just tsu through them and I like the tsu-yness of the nail.
>>67134401
Maybe not immune but I am definitly sleeping a lot better since I inherited stuff worth half a million €.
He could still fuck off and live the rest of his life in luxury.
>>67131376
fodasse
>>67131376
I don't bit my nails, but I have them like this because otherwise I scratch myself everywhere in my sensitive skin and cause rashed to myself. Are people are thinking this badly of me, or HOLY FUCKING COW YOU HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS YOU ARE MORE OF AN HOMO PRANCING LORD THAN RONALDO, PUSSIFIED RETARDS
>>67131376
just why
>>67139334
because he hasn't stolen anything in a while
>>67139851
my cousin has nails like on his hands and toes too but it cant be from nailbiting because hes too fucking fat to reach his feet with his mouth it must be from cutting the nails too short
>>67131376
I would end myself with fingernils lile thaz
>be me
>always hated this pussy
>first time ever I miss her
>literally shitty play without Ronalda
>bad times for RM
>>67142066
can u make a loop of the pic being in the handy ;)
>>67131376
holy shit lel
>>67131376
bruh
>>67131376
props to him he doesn't do manicure
Usain Bolt feet
>>67131376
INSECURE FAGGOT SOCCER DIVA LELELELELE
>>67140779
ronaldo pls btfo yourself for every CL game
>>67141268
>cutting the nails too short
That makes sense.
Shit. How do I get my nails back to normal senpaitachi
HAHAHHAA LOOK AT HIS NAILS ON HIS HANDS AHHAAHAHA
WOW
>>67141183
kek'd hard
>>67141183
good one 2bh
>>67139334
humans dont create melanin in your palsm and soles.
your palms and soles are lighter than the rest of you. if you leave the house that is.
>>67131376
What a nervous lad
>>67131376
Just bite my shit up
>>67131376
damn, i bite the shit out of my thumbs and they dont even look as bad as that
Looks like he needs to stop TSUUUing his nails
>>67131376
The Mark of the Anti-Christ.
>>67131376
It's not even just the excessive biting, the root of his nails start way too far along his finger.
What kind of phone is that? Anyone know?
>>67143858
It looks like an iPhone 5 or 5s, maybe he doesn't like the new one
>>67143858
iPhone 5S
>>67143879
>>67143885
Thanks ; )
>>67131376
>Nail biting is considered an impulse control disorder in the DSM-IV-R, and is classified under obsessive-compulsive and related disorders in the DSM-5.
>Nail-biting is also associated to guilt and shame feelings in the nail biter, a reduced quality of life, and increased stigmatization in the inner family circles or at a more societal level.[2][6]
>guilt, shame, increased stigmatization
>>67144366
Oh shit
Sherlock Holmes is that you?
>>67144366
fuck if only he wasn't such a self aware manlet his poor nails would be left alone
>>67143397
WUZ
