Sale vs Dickey.
First to use the bullpen loses? Maybe?
First pitch 6:05 PM CST.
Dickey gonna reach 80 ERA today boys
>>67130509
Yesterday was a fluke. Maybe.
I really don't know anymore. The White Sox on a winning streak happens once every three blue moons.
>>67130474
Let's go Sale!
And as much as I would like to see the offense explode on dickey with his knucklers and 6+ era, it'll probably be Weaver all over again. Uh whatever. LETS GO SALE.
Hello who's fans. I must say I like you best thus far.
>>67130565
You don't know these Jays
>dickey pitching
Not to optimistic about this game
>>67130618
Not for long. Now that the NHL season is over in Chicago, the bandwagoners are coming.
>>67130618
always kind of rooted for the jays when they weren't playing the sox, it might be the cool unis or the canadian demeanor of the fans
the good news is the bullpen cant blow anything when we are losing 8-0, id like to see biagini get more innings, he looks somewhat competent
Raps lost and I already know dickey is gonna give up DD runs. Great day
>>67130653
Won't they just gravitate towards the cubs?
>>67130618
Thanks senpai, Jays aren't too bad either.
TWENTY TRILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS
When will weather in Chicago finally get nice?
>>67130655
>white sox
>offense
Kek
Here's hoping Donaldson, bats, and EE, and Tulo don't go homer crazy suddenly. Even if it's sale this Jays lineup makes me nervous as well.
THE COLLAPSE BEGINS
>>67130674
cubs are the bandwagon team in chicago. probably because they are the chosen team of WGN and have a better stadium in a better neighborhood
>>67130685
today was ideal imo
>>67130685
Last week and then maybe in about a month.
>>67130685
It was pretty nice yesterday but that didn't last.
>>67130676
nah despite our numbers and enthusiasm we genuinely are terrible people
for example im activly rooting for us to lose as much as possible to spite the owners and the delusional optimists
>>67130699
>better stadium
Wrigley field is a piss dump
>>67130692
if you can make it 7 innings you're fine
>pull up at bat
>for this game
>it goes to videos tab
>Video says "Gibbons on home loss"
Wat
>>67130718
Well I still prefer you guys over Yankees and Red cuck fans.
>its a dickey episode
no thanks
>Abroooooooooooooooooooo
>abroo
Tulo first error as a Jay
>>67130740
it's a pretty classic experience to see a game at Wrigley compared to the Cell, though I haven't been since the remodel
>>67130718
As bad BJ threads were last year, you're the only team the AL East I like interacting with.
jesus when is abroo gonna get it together
>>67130618
I used to like the jays before /sp/ desu
>>67130685
>it's 35 degrees where I live
love it, anything above 60 is too hot
this winter was way too warm in general though, the prior two were GOAT
also kill yourself abroo
>>67130804
>tfw we have the former Cy Young winner
Should be an easy win... for the sox
>Jason Benetti will die of MS in a few years.
>Lawrie
>>67130804
What's about the Rays? OS aren't too bad either.
Sometimes I miss Bort's roided out ass
>>67130820
We are usually a good group in the gamethreads. The cancerous general bandwagon crew are hockey faggots spouting clueless shit.
>le smiling popup man
>>67130804
I would cum buckets if you guys are able to cuck the royals for the division this year
>tfw actually going to get perfecto'd today
>>67130828
>>67130874
Haha same goes for us. Except there's been no bandwagon.
THANK YOU BASED 150 TRILLION DOLLAR MAN
NOW SOMEONE PLEASE GET A HIT
>le solo walk man
BASED DIO
>leltista
the fuck jose
>Raptors getting btfo
>Jays about to get no hit
Winning is overrated anyways desu
>>67130900
It will come. Enjoy what you have now. Though it's nice to be able to fill game threads and have people to talk to.
DIIIIIIIIOOOOOO
>blocking the bag
Should have just drop kicked that spastic little fuck
kek, he's so fucking mad
People who don't like Jose is what's wrong with modern baseball
Why is blocking the bag legal but runners get interference for sliding?
>>67130977
hes a guy you love to have on your team and hate on other teams
>>67130948
We already had 4-5 loyal posters through the years. We talked, we cried, and we suffered together. I feel if more come especially new people, it'll devolve to Bears or bulls threads level of slamming and shitposting.
What the fuck happened to Dominguez? He was with the astros for 2 years and then to the minors. Was he injured or something? I literally know nothing about him.
>>67130996
I don't know that feel
>>67130978
Because Brett is a crafty Canadian knowing the Jays never get the calls. Wish you could tackle him when he does that knee thing desu
>>67130977
not a huge fan of Jose... I like guys who have fun playing the game and bat flip, but he seems like kind of an asshole
>3 pitches in the same location after 3-0
>out
>>67131007
He was garbage, check out his offensive stats
>>67131036
that last one wasn't even close to the same spot
>>67130998
You may not get it so bad. Toronto teams have had a historical lack of success so the whole country took notice when the Jays showed up last season.
of course bort strikes out in 3 pitches
>Bort
Lmao
>blegh
Well that was terrible. Figures our offense would make dickey look Cy Young.
bort memed on
>>67131055
>le Edward 40 hands man
>>67131059
well he is pitching pretty good so far
>>67131044
Low fb in the zone. That's what gameday showed.
Digits is my pick to click
>>67131036
you should have seen tazawa the other night against the stros
>>67131072
>le chimp out at umpire man
>that a ball
Uh
>>67131107
>le gnaw on mouth guard man
how does one become a major league ump
>>67131087
>>67131087
well gameday was wrong, it probably would have been called a ball high
also nigga throws knuckleballs
>another walk
Oh boy. Come on Sale.
>>67131142
Be fat, old or black
if you hit a runner with the baseball are they out?
>>67131146
Guess it was. Also I doubt he'd throw a knuckler on 3-0
>>67131177
well, he did on 3-1 and 3-2 at least
>>67131203
Ah so gameday was off. He gone.
Come on offense, hit the D
>>67131142
Go to umpire school in Florida and see if you got what it takes. Very few actually make it to the pros and even fewer make it to the bigs.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?id=6161420&columnist=caple_jim
we getting no hit boys
>tfw literally getting no hit
>gonna get swept
>no good pitchers
>>67131239
so are we boys
>>67131239
So are we...
>>67131218
Game's on WPWR (Channel 50) if you wish to watch it.
>>67131239
Nah they'll be fine. They sure as shit won't be getting 5 runs off sale but they'll get some.
>>67131253
>>67131254
if you cant hit dickeys 80 mph hanging fastballs then you might as well blow up the offense right now
>>67131254
>>67131253
Dickey getting a no hitter
>>67131260
Not at home. That's cool though. Would love to watch it for based Benetti but instead radio feed from at bat prem will do.
>>67131270
You spoke too soon
AVI
V
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>avi not swinging at every
AVIII
>AVI DINGER
I have officially lost my mind.
Just got home, just in time for a dinger, oh baby
>>67130474
>3 balls
Just like me
>>67131288
>>67131270
Might I remind you we were no hit by Jared fucking weaver?
>avishi
Oh
>avishit
oh, wait
Welp. Game over. See you guys tomorrow.
>jays losing already
1 run is all they need. Good game, white sox, I look forward to watching Sale throw 7 more no hit innings.
>avi has the same amount of homers as abroo
2 run homer when?
ra dickey die
>>67131359
Thole has a better average
>>67131359
Triggered
>>67131384
Double triggered
Abroo pls stop slumping
hi guys wuts going on in this thread?
>>67131384
>thole LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY STATISTICALLY hitting better than martin
Losing is a good thing, bros.
>swinging at THAT
Eaton pls
Welp still 1 run for sale. Should be happy they didn't wait till the 9th to give it to him.
Dickey always looks miserable
>>67131406
What brings you here.
>>67131409
Russell "strikeout" Martin
>>67131421
you'll be happy to hear about the raptors then
>>67131406
Is it that time already to laugh at the city of Cleveland?
>>67131421
Gotta lose some to win some, fampai
>>67131445
Its because he knows hes shit
>>67131421
of course its only april, it literally doesnt matter that our bullpen is one of the worst in baseball and the bottom of the order has stopped trying to play offense bullpens magically stop being garbage without any change literally all the time, it just happens spontaneously constantly.
>>67131406
Migrating here with the rest of your franchise?
Cancel postgame show
A PURPLE DINOSAUR
FUCK YES THANK YOU SUSPICIOUSLY ASIAN LOOKING MAN SAVING US FROM GETTING NO HIT
Nice job "Darwin Barney"
Uh wut
>american league in charge of bunting
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THIS IDIOT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Michael Goneders
>>67131517
Its just the jays. They can't into fundamental baseball.
Bernie Saunders
>falling behind in the count to Donaldson
Oh god
How will the Sox meme their way to a win this time?
dont even give a shit that we will get shut out, sale deserves some media attention and the casuals still think this is an amazing offense
wont get no hit and hopefully biagini gets some time
>>67131569
They're not the royals
>>67131577
You're Toronto is showing
>>67131577
The offense is good m8. The bullpen is the real problem.
>LE POPUP MAN
>all these popups
what makes the cleanup crew so ultimate
>>67131587
Nu-Royals
I'm still depressed the Hawks got eliminated.
>>67131610
le world's fastest grounds crew, supposedly
>>67131626
Oh god please no.
>>67131635
Yeah it sucks but 2011 and 2012 have already conditioned me. That and the cups and parades.
>>67131652
2011 was great :>)
>>67131652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmoqnNkUbAk
67?
>>67131690
Slay the dragon
Melk pls
Good lord...
Looks like he forgot his milk
so guys apparently rumour is the jew is willing to give bautista 20+ a year for 3 years probably a cespedes deal, he will easily get matched on the open market and nobody is stupid enough to give him 5 years especially since the angels seem to be done with huge moves
do you think he would take 90/3 to satisfy his retarded ego?
theres no way hes doing anything but DHing after this season
>>67131767
Everyone knows his proposals are outrageous. Maybe the angels are the only stupid team to give in.
>>67131767
As long as he doesn't end up in the AL east I honestly don't give a fuck.
>>67131421
>tanking
>in baseball
Sale in line for a CGSO
>Chris Sale is better than Randy Johnson
Bautista you fucking contrarian. Not to mention he never even faced the Big Unit in his prime.
He gone
Come on offense
>dat slider
Sale is fucking filthy.
>>67131833
>forgetting about the last few years of #PROTECTTHEPICK
Last year was funny. Tigs finished under us and we still protected that pick.
Inb4 tigs steal someone from under us in the draft
that pitch to donaldson for the K was some savage shit
>GO FAGS GO
HAHAHAH
>>67131880
kek
Come on Avi! Lets get some runs boys
>avi didn't ground into a double play
Huh
>2 on no outs
Dio pls
just got in, whats Sale's pitch count?
dickey implosion imminent
Tried to get a shawarma but the place closes at 7:30pm. What the fuck.
>>67131958
51 or 52
>>67131958
not too bad
remember when sale was a strikeout pitcher?
>>67131972
sweet hes going the distance. Sale's the only player I believe in unconditionally
CHALLENGE DAT SHIT
L O L
That was so safe.
Come on bases loaded no outs
>Ajax
Ooooh boy THIS again
>bort
Just lay on the bag Tulo. That way Bort can't get back. It's that easy.
Why is lawrie wearing those stupid glasses these days?
Lawrie was in there, terrible baserunning though
Safe as fuck
>>67131980
Honestly if he can keep the home runs down like he has been this year, I'm more than okay with giving up strike outs.
>>67132035
Navarro is too. It's to suck Venturas dick
THANK YOU BASED SAMSUNG
>>67132026
This picture makes him an honorary southsider. He looks straight out of mt. greenwood
fuck yes eat shit dickey you dont get to get away with it this time you piece of shit
>AJax just missed another grand slam
>bort celeying that shit baserunning
RUNS BABY RUNS
Fuck yeah
ACTION JACKSON
AJAX
DSNB
ACTION JACKSON
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>Runs scored
ACTION
JACKSON
just
When will this white sox meme end
>people paid money to see dickey pitch
>>67132118
us sox fans are asking the same question
place your bets how many runs before dickey is pulled
thanks for jump starting the offense jays
Please be a 10+ run inning
>Dio's fat ass scores
>>67132131
5 runs, or after the 6th.
>>67132123
>people paid money to see Sale pitch
Now you got your moneys worth
>>67132131
you have to learn him in after using so much of the pen last night
We /offense/ now?
I guess it doesn't really count against dickey though.
>>67132136
we can only hope
>>67132147
Based Donuts
You should've seen when he was third in stolen bases for the Jays
>>67132136
This. I wanna see Dickey cry.
>>67132118
It's only just begun.
>>67132156
Every 5 runs against Dickey is like 1 against a normal AL pitcher
>they'll keep running Dickey out there for L's and taking a roster spot for his meme catcher simply because he eats innings
Suffering
Dickey and venditte on the same team eh?
Blue jays must love meme pitchers
>>67132136
only 10 runs?
is there a shittier ballpark than the rogers centre
>>67132179
has a pitcher ever started crying on the field for doing so bad
>>67132184
That was jeff samardzija for the sox last year. he was fucking brutal
>>67132205
A kid on my little league team one year started crying after giving up a dinger
Dang. Oh well cant complain about that. 4 for you Sale. You do you.
>>67132184
its gross
>>67132203
Maybe Tropicana but it's close
>>67132193
They should go after Capps to get the meme trifecta.
Fan almost fucked his shit up
>>67132155
good
i really genuinly hope it goes into double digits
im going to masturbate to dickeys pathetic fucking face knowing he is the cause of disappointment to millions of people and the entire league thinks hes a joke
>>67132205
As Sox fans, we've seen our share of pitcher implosions and extended pitcher agony. Never saw anyone cry though.
>>67132223
The worst part was waiting for him to pitch like he did for the A's or the cubs and he never did. Hanging splitters for days.
>>67132223
First half wasn't too bad.
After the trade deadline on the other hand..
I kind of like nouveau Sale in games like this... if he can go 8 or 9 and give the bullpen a night off it would be nice
>sale gets a big lead and forgets how to pitch
>>67132250
I would have to be an asshole to cheer for injuries. However I hope Dickey takes a line drive to the face and it kills him on impact.
come on blue jays you big stupid losers.
>Stone and Bennetti talking about food again
>>67132304
no
no he doesnt get to go out that easy
hes going to suffer every fucking inning, hes going to have to earn that double digit ERA and become so fucking terrible teams wont take him as triple A depth for a minor league deal
he will suffer just as much as we have
Benetti is Reddit as fuck.
Nice 1-2-3
Let's get more runs!
>>67132380
Why isn't Hawk making the call? Doesn't he do the road games?
>>67132380
Exactly. Not like I can use that as a complaint in the real world, or on Soxtalk. He' already adored.
What month is it?
>>67132410
He's probably taking some time off. Probably golfing
Hey guys the raps tied it
>>67132410
he still hasn't left St Pete since the Rays series, seriously
based suspiciously asian looking man saved us from getting no hit i love that possible chink
>>67132433
the month of shit
>>67132461
hahahahaha wow
Guys if >we continue to be good we'll have to showcase our best memes for /mlb/
Post dank white sox memes pls
fuck you whosox you cant even make this embarassing for him, now he just looks like a regular shit pitcher, fuck this im gonna go watch the craptors blow it again
>>67132267
Remember how we went on like a ten senpai win streak then ended up not trading anyone
