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what the fuck happened?
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The finest PEDs money can buy
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>>67121143
He deflated his face.
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He sold his soul to become the goat
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>>67121143
what are we even talking about, he lost some cheek fat and some hairline.
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Maybe plastic surgery

He definitely probably has a makeup team before pics tho and favorable editing

>Patsfags will pretend it's because he eats gluten free yogurt or some shit
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AVOCADO ICE CREAM
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>>67121162
Underrated
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A lot of dudes get more handsome with age. Women most certainly do not. It's why single women in their late 20s and early 30s are so easy, their hourglass is just about up.
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>>67121173
He wasted his money then
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obviously plastic surgery. you can't marry a girl like gisele looking like a math major.
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>>67121216
Also ranks 1st in playoff losses kek
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>>67121210
Nah I've seen many men age as bad if not worse than woman
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>>67121261
>forget about all those yards and touchdowns and wins and MVPS for a second. Now it's obvious Brady is better
Lmao
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>>67121216
>implying any of those stats (besides wins which brady will claim) matter
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literally no change.

he's smiling and younger (cheek fat) on left

he's older and the GOAT professional athlete on the right. he's had a chef, nutritionist and personal trainer for years. he's just leaner
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A lot of that is from the photograph, the lighting and angle is a lot better on the second one and he isn't doing a weird grin. His haircut is also nicer.
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>>67121279
All those stats are irrelevant if you can't win. I bet you think LeBron is the goat too
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>>67121289
"Hey guys this Peyton Manning fellow must be good at quarterback. He has the most passing yards, touchdowns, game winning drives, wins, probowls, and MVPs. Hell, he might be the best."

>"REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU! NICE CHERRYPICKED STATS YOU FAGGOT DOUBLENIGGER! HE TEABAGGED A CHICK IN 1995! HE'S BEEN CARRIED HIS WHOLE LIFE! REEEE NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT, IT'S NOT EVEN A DEBATE!!!!"
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>>67121330
But Peyton Manning has the all time wins record? Remember he broke it with his last game, it was the last superbowl remember?
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>>67121143
Steriods
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>>67121325
explain the nostrils, then.
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>>67121143

He started eating healthier and working out more most likely
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>>67121330
this
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>>67121366
>all time wins record
>yet brady holds the record for most post season wins

?????????? Are you trying to call him a regular seasonbabby
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>>67121373
You have autism.
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>>67121349
yards = meme stat, probowls=meme stat MVP =arbitrary meme stat
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>>67121430
>Dude just ignore those irrelevant stats. Bradys goat.

Why are Bradleycucks so fucking delusional?
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>>67121434
and you want brady to fuck your wife. look at the nostrils, they become tighter and more symmetrical. it's plain as day.
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>>67121439
The length Bradycucks go to
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>>67121473
Lol you're a fuckin idiot
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>>67121479
get back to me when satan has 5 rings
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>>67121439
>meme, meme, meme

You're a huge faggot.
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>>67121289
>implying anyone gives a fuck how often a cheater wins

Fuck off, Brady is a piece of shit
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>>67121473
kys
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>>67121143
He's doing the opposite of a woman. Getting better looking with age.
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>>67121278
he did not say all men age good, you're not refuting his anything he said
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plastic surgery it seems
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>>67121162
top kek
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>>67121216
>playoff appearances
He would literally look better if you left that out.
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>>67122200
How? He's played more playoff games than anyone
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>>67121216
>rings
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>>67122222
That's not that impressive when he's also lost more playoff games than anyone.

Also nice get
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>>67122303
>forget all those records for a second... 4>2

Bradycucks are the biggest dipshits
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>>67122348
>being in the playoffs more than anyone and having more wins than anyone isn't impressive
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>>67121216
Peyton Manning has played 50 more games than Brady, by the time Brady retires he'll have most of those records
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>>67121456

Brady has every record that matters you stupid cuck. He is the winningest player in NFL history
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>>67122396
Brady is 39 years old. Do you really think he'll remain top flight? You're an idiot. 3 years ago Manning broke every single season record for a QB. 2 years later he completely hit a wall. All those old QBs do.

I'm really sorry that Peyton played more games because Tom rode the pine early in his career because he was looked at as a lifetime backup
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>>67121373

Human nose never stops growing
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>>67122423
How so when Manning has the wins record?
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after all the surgeries he looks like an evil villain from a marvel movie or something. look at how much more innocent he looks in ops photo
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>>67122447
Peyton hit a wall because of his neck surgeries, 4 of them. He couldnt get the zip on the ball he used to have and floated up ducks. People have been calling for Tom's decline since 2010, and he was the best QB in the league last year. Brady is a fitness machine, if he stays healthy theres no reason to suggest he can't play until his contract is up in 2019.
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>>67122349
Manning dickrider pls go, you are an embarrassment to fans everywhere. No matter how much you cry about it, people remember the championships won and not the stats you put up.
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>>67122511
>Brady will remain top flight because he eats gluten free yogurt!
Lmfao

>>67122520
I'm a fucking Vikes fan. Only Bradycucks care about his 3 rings he won when he was Ryan Tannehill tier. The records live on
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>>67122374
Having more wins than anyone is impressive.
Having the most playoff appearances isn't that impressive when you get knocked out in one game the majority of the time.
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>>67122472
Brady has the most post season wins you idiot. Meaning wins that matter. Fuck you 10/10 b8 you cunt
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>>67122396
Assuming they make the playoffs every year going forward and no more injuries or suspensions, he would need to play 3 or 4 more seasons to catch up. Not impossible, but not super likely either.
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>>67122222
>quints for undebatable fact
The world is good
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>>67122569
>those stats are meaningless, my stats are the important ones
>forget about the yards, and the touchdowns, the MVPs etc... 4>2. End of discussion
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>>67122559
You can say he's old all you want, but the man wakes up at 5 am everyday and works his ass off to become even better than he already is. His mobility in the pocket last year was better than its been in years, because he works hard. He takes car of himself. Theres a reason why at 38 he led the league in TDs, INTs, and was 3rd in yardage. Again, assuming he doesn't have a injury similar to the one that killed Peyton, I don't think its crazy to say he can play until 2019. If he starts to show signs of decline, then ill change my belief, but right now he's still an elite QB by every measure.
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>>67122559
>Only Bradycucks care about his 3 rings he won when he was Ryan Tannehill tier
I think panthers, Rams(StL), Eagles, raiders, and colts fans probably care as well.
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>>67121216
forgot 1st in playoff losses
>.500 owl record
kek
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>>67122664
If you think his training is different than any professional athlete you're fucking retarded.
>muhh 5am
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>>67122754
So you're really going to tell me what every athlete avoids red meat and alcohol 12 months a year? The season ends and Gronk goes on an 8 week bender for fucks sake. Dont be stupid
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All this Bradyfag insecurity
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>>67122787
And Gronk when he does train probably trains harder than Brady.

If you think he's some fucking lab specimen because avocado ice cream or some shit you need to chickity check yourself
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>>67122640

>muh MVPs

Guess who was the ONLY unanimous MVP in league history?
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>>67122846
unanimously boo'd when he came out of that tunnel haha

probably my favorite moment of the SB
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>>67121216
>statpadding is good
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>>67122846
Didn't Peyton only miss it by one vote and the voter wad like a salty Patscuck like Bill Simmons?
Just goes to show how insecure Bradyfags are
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>>67122884
>Yeah, you know those records he holds? Statpadding. Completely irrelevant.
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>QBs win games on their own

No one uses the win argument for any other position. QB play is overrated.
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>>67122754
It's a well known fact that even among NFL players tom Brady's time spent on the sport is greater than others'. From his nutrition to the various stories about guys in the team literally not being able to hear him to the gym because he's there so early, it's just the way he is. I'm not saying we should give his play a bonus for that, but those things are true.
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>>67121373

Holy fuck, are you retarded? There's ZERO difference in his nostrils or nose.
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>>67122901
patsfags are absolute cancer. it's an atrocity worthy of the supreme court that brady might have to miss some games but you're just butthurt when you point out their rings are all tainted with cheating.
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>>67121216

>leaving out playoff loses

Kek every time
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>>67122934
It's basically the Qb has the largest influence in scoring points idiot. Literally every other position is geared toward the QB
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>>67123024
Considering he's played the most playoff games of all time and the only way to not have a playoff loss is to completely win the Superbowl it's not surprising that the dude with the most appearances would also have the most losses as well unless he won the Owl like 8 times.

This might be too complex of an idea for Bradyfags tho
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>>67123087
Don't act like his postseason win percentage is good cuckboy.
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>>67123121
>cuckboy
Sorry I shot down your shitty argument
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>>67122472
>what is % ?

Idiot.
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>>67123150
You didn't. Even though manning has the most games played, looking at his wins as a percentage, they're lower
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>>67123208
>b-b-but per capita
Fucking lol, not to mention Brady started on a playoff team and Peyton started on a #1 pick team.
And the difference in win percentage is negligible
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>>67123256
So we went from most playoff losses to now win percentage?
>"forget about all the stats and records for a second"
Kek
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>>67123316
you are in the vast autistic minority that thinks paypay is the GOAT
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>>67123373
That's weird because over a thousand sports fans across the country said differently. In every state except specifically New England lmao
>everyone's on my side
>well that doesn't count
>REEEE NORMIES!
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>>67123373
Your opinion is heavily skewed by
1. Likely being a Patsfan
2. Spending time on an image board famous for contrarianism
3. Said image board contains loads of spamming Pats fans, many being tripfags

The majority of the US, hell the world think Peyton is better. This place, and maybe your environment skews your viewpoint. Not to mention Peyton fans here aren't in your face and boastful but Brady fans are.

Pretty much every poll shows this.
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>>67123373
you guys are cute :3
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>>67123455
hmm i wonder if fans are biased against a player that blows them out everytime? I spefically said analysts, you know, people who know what the fuck they are talking about?
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>>67123708

You're the same fucking basement dwelling Broncos fan who's posting the same handful of fucking meme stats and irrelevant ass polls. "Peyton fans aren't in your face" my ass. You're one of them you fucking nigger. Pats fans are hardly in anyone's face. Nothing wrong with Pats fans posting rebuttals to cringeworthy, pathetic accusations of "cheating" and responding to the autistic fucks like you who someone think a choking goober like Manning is better.

You're so goddamn insecure, you're in here ONCE AGAIN, FOR THE 3RD FUCKING TIME THIS WEEK, trying to assert your shitty opinion on Manning with the EXACT same pictures you posted prior, despite nearly EVERYONE mocking your kike ass for it.

Just do yourself a favor and hang yourself in the basement already.
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>>67123455
hurr durr 1300 anon people > every hof qb with a legitimate opinion
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>>67124025
fucking based <3
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>>67123895
What kind of numbers would a Brady do with Rice?

STOP!
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>>67124011
>"you're in the vast autistic minority that thinks Peyton is better"
>gets proven extremely wrong
>"REEEEEEEEEEE fucking casual scum! They aren't true experts like me"

Your hands are probably shaking right now

>>67124025
I'm a fucking Vikings fan you dipshit.
>meme stats and records
>we aren't in your face, you're just insecure, now hang yourself you basement dweller!


Boys: you two faggots
Dad: me
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>>67124044
>those stats and records don't count
>those sports fans don't count
Ughh fucking casuals, right anon? Why don't they just accept the undeniable truth?
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>>67124146
Drew Henson>Tee Martin

Shut the fuck up.
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>>67124203
i just found a poll from some anon that says 100% of people who post that .jpg are faggots, game over pal looks like you have an undeniable truth to accept now

>manningfag logic
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>>67124249
What are you talking about now?
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muh Brady v. Manning
Brady is a system baby who benefited from a solid O line and an outstanding defense early in his career. Manning had 2 HOF receivers and a solid O line, not to mention his defense has always helped him as has Brady's.
Basically both qbs would be garbage if they played for the browns or the redskins or the texans (insert team with bad O line and D line here)
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>>67124345
Drew Henson was a five tool baseball prospect for the Yankees. Tee was an athletic scrub who happened to win a national championship.

One proves the heart of Tom & the other shows the inability of Manning's testicular fortitude.
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>>67124451
Peyton was Gatorade High School Player of the Year, SEC Rookie of the Year, a Davey O'Brien award winner and Maxwell Award winner and came in second in Heisman voting.
He's been essentially the best player in the nation at all levels. He would have exceled anywhere even the Browns.
You act like the Colts are a competent team. No, they just walked ass backwards into two generational QBs.
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>>67124072
Something similar to 18-1
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>>67124638
Fuck Rice, OK? Brady gets Bill Walsh, the greatest offensive mind of all time.
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It's fucking mind blowing how people think this is actually a debate.

There's Brady and Montana at the very top - then there's just a bunch of other guys. Manning is just another fucking guy. Manning contributed less in his SuperBowl runs than famously mocked game manager Trent fucking Dilfer and Brad Johnson did in theirs.
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>>67121630
Hgh you taste so good.
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>>67127015
>Fucking casuals, if they just ignored all the yards and touchdowns and probowls and MVPS and game winning drives and wins it becomes obvious that Peyton is no better than Jared Lorenzon
t. Stupid Canuck faggot
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College pizza and beer vs nfl chicken and rice
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>>67121162
/thread
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>>67121162
Kek, outstanding
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>>67127015
Listen you little SHITHEAD, you're on here EVERY NIGHT bandwagoning a CHEATER and getting BTFO by literally EVERYONE on here. DRINK. BLEACH.
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Terry did it first. Four for four in SB's, two SB MVP's, and in a tougher league to boot. Millennials will never learn.
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>>67137185
too bad he was horrible
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Is there any footage of the games he allegedly used deflated balls? Want to see what sort of advantage it gave them
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>>67137288
less inflated balls are easier to hold to as a running back and receiver
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>>67137312

is this accurate? cuz i remember reading an article about how the pats have fumbled the least lately

someone please go back and watch and record every fumble pats have had since 2007. Thanks.
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>>67121162
Pats fans will tell you that as it is cold in Boston this is perfectly natural and is explained by the ideal face theory.
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>>67137441
I never understood the point of the ideal gas law or whatever it was.

In the winter I can fill a ball to a firm pressure, put it outside on my doorstep, come back an hour later, and the air inside will have condensed. Literally the only "research" you have to do, if you want to explain it scientifically. Or did Bill know that already and is just a supreme memelord?
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>>67137496
>>67137354
i mean it means nothing when we have actual texts from equipment guys confirming it

they could've been slightly deflated for that game, but the fact is they had them deflated for years
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>>67121162
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When the New England Patriots are the superbowl 51 champs I think people will change their minds who have had the better career.
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>>67121162
WEW
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>>67138034
Lifelong Patsfan and Boston native here. I wish what you say could possibly be true but how will they win if that jerk Goodell won't let them cheat anymore? It's going to be tough.
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Eat clen, tren hard
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>>67121143

Tom Brady's routine for longevity

>non-inflammatory diet
>no coffee
>raw diet
> less than 25grams of sugar per day
>avoid nightshades
>avoid most fruits
>drink 160oz+ per day.
>yoga / meditation
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>>67138381
>no coffee
>raw diet
> less than 25grams of sugar per day

dropped
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So how deep does this deflating thing go? Was it just that Colts game or are they saying he's done it in Super Bowl games as well?
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>>67140761
It definitely didn't happen in the Superbowl game.
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>>67121439
Tbh pro bowls are a complete joke. The voting is already awful and added on to that half the guys bail due to "injuries".
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>>67140731
>"Take that diet. It's seasonal, which means he eats certain things in the winter that are considered "hot property" foods, like red meat. In the summer, when it's time for "cold property" foods, his diet is mostly raw. He subscribes to the 80-20 theory -- but it's not 80 percent healthy food, 20 percent unhealthy. It's 80 percent alkaline, 20 percent acidic. The idea, he says, is 'to maintain balance and harmony through my metabolic system.' That's why teammates always see him with hummus, raw snack bars packed with nutrients and what one teammate calls 'that birdseed s---.'"

>"After his vacation workouts, Brady joined his family for a late breakfast that — for him — consisted mainly of a protein shake that was also high in electrolytes and included greens like kale and collards. (Brady also likes to add blueberries to his concoctions, but some other berries are off limits because they are thought to promote inflammation.) I asked Guerrero at one point if Brady is ever allowed to eat a cheeseburger. 'Yes, we have treats,' he said. 'We make them.' Like what? 'Usually raw desserts, like raw macaroons.' Ice cream made from avocado is another favorite, Guerrero said."

http://www.webmd.com/diet/20160115/tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-diet

>avocado based diet

AVOCADOS NIGGA
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