ANA:Vatanen has two points, ANA a 3-2 series lead
ANA:Andersen makes 26 saves for 3rd win in a row
NAS:Rinne struggles again, Predators on the brink
NYR:Eric Staal had 6 points in 25 games with NYR
PIT:Murray guides Penguins to second round berth
LA:Lecavalier has likely played his final game
MIN:Captain Koivu leads Wild to Game 5 OT win
DAL:Jamie Benn extends point streak to five games
NYI:Alan Quine scores game-winner in double OT
PHI:Michal Neuvirth spectacular in Game 5 win
FLA:Vincent Trocheck returns in Game 5 vs. NYI
DET:Pavel Datsyuk will take some time to think
Saturday
NYR 3-6 PIT, PIT wins 4-1
NSH 2-5 ANA, ANA leads 3-2
STL 3-6 CHI, tied 3-3
Sunday
WSH @ PHI, 12:00PM ET, WSH leads 3-2
DAL @ MIN, 3:00PM ET, DAL leads 3-2
FLA @ NYI, 7:00PM ET, NYI leads 3-2
First for Finland-Sweden U18 finals
>>67055223
>rags
>>67055223
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>Blose
>Kongs
>Rags
>Sturs
>Perds
First for tranpa gay
5h for >rags and >blose
How's that winning in six in Chicago going Pietrangelo?!
OH WAIT! NICE ONE YOU DUMB SHIT!
THE BEAST IS ALIVE!
Sorry Reddit and /hoc/, Hawks aren't out of this yet
>>67055293
>RedWings are THIS irrelevant
>HockeyTown
hello where are all the hawks haters that were shitposting a few hours ago
>KONGS
>RAGS
>BLOSE
>rags
>>67055324
the hawks are reddit
0-5= stars win game 6
6-7= stars win in 7 games
8-9= wild win the series in 7
>>67055357
Chasing a whole bottle of Tylenol with a glass of jim
>>67055296
>He thinks his meme is good
Please go back to LGBT.
>>67055324
Dude Chicago might be more reddit than the Seattle Seahawks
>game 7 blues/hawks
>goes into overtime
>blues score on a epic turnover
I wanna feel some of that 2011 magic again
>>67055355
Nobody really hates them that much here. Except the obvious rivals and tranpa
>>67055357
Getting a reality check since they are still surprised to see the >blose choke in the playoffs.
>>67055396
I'm okay with that senpai.
>>67055396
even= blues win game 7
odd= blackhawks win game 7
>>67055401
>mad
>at a fucking meme
>>67055465
>>67055432
I just completely forgot about them tbqh. Forgettable team only "relevant" due to the past.
>>67055465
And you've just jinxed a Hawks win.
Proud of yourself?
Today was a good day.
>>67055223
>>67055481
As a fan I can't be mad at you for thinking that. They were a mediocre team with some good nights here and there. Unlike a team like say the kongs there's not a whole lot of butthurt to mine out of the fans, they were expecting it.
>>67055518
>It would have been better if Chiraq lost
>>67055389
Hawks
>rapes
>gay bashing
>women beaters
>grandpa slayers
>Bombed Bawston
Nah we ain't reddit
>>67055590
that series is a win/win tbqh. either rapehawks lose or blose blose
>>67055622
PROBLEMATIC
>>67055518
It's made so much better that all the hawks win twisted everyone's panties in the last game of the night
>>67055432
i like detroit, youre just obsessed with cock like that faggy canadian. homosexuality is not welcomed here
>>67055622
>grandpa slayers
fucking wot
thank fuck. the playoffs would be boring as shit with the kings and the hawks out in the first round
>>67055675
If you see posts like that and reply or acknowledge them in any way you're just fueling the fire. People post shit like that because it gets a response, not because they care about it.
Who do I angrily masturbate to tonight? I've already fired off 3 rounds to Ryan Smiles and Anissa Kate today
>>67055692
Kane ko'ed the taxi driver
Dude was 63
On a scale of 1 to Joao, how dead are the Bloose?
>>67055724
>he doesnt want to see the ultimate meme off between bloos and shorks
There's no easy way out St. Louis!
There's no shortcut home!
>rags
>>67055766
Bailey Jay
>>67055766
The happiness of >Kongs and >Rags translates in your masturbation.
>Hawks still in the playoffs
>>67055766
She'd be considered absolute upper crust tier if she didn't sully herself with interracial shit
>Give up 6 goals on 23 shots
>Get pulled
>Team gets BTFO and eliminated from the playoffs
Oh Henrik you card.
>>67055828
good taste senpai
>>67055869
>rags
hey /hoc/
just want to say I'm a hawks fan, and that the hawks did not, in fact, get eliminated by the blues
looking forward to several more weeks of asspain from you all
>tfw no frugal jewess gf who goes to cheap AHL playoffs over expensive NHL playoffs
>>67055821
at some point it has to stop!
![Olympic+Media+Summit+Day+2+K-XwqW8KEZWx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8LolSIY.jpg "Olympic+Media+Summit+Day+2+K-XwqW8KEZWx[1].jpg")
>>67055937
>several more weeks
You should be more confident in your team, anon.
>>67055869
>Crawshit gives up 3 goals in the span of 5 minutes
>Barely holds it together in 2nd
>Dies at the end of the 2nd period.
>Zombie form becomes an impassable wall in the 3rd.
I want off Crawdad's High's and Low's Wild Ride.
>>67055960
>yfw no sexy trap gf to take to a bolts playoff game with you
>>67056017
Wow he really has lost a lot of hair
>>67056024
>Tumbles and Q's wild ride
We want off, but we can never get off
>tfw no homely hermit gf to watch pirated movies and hokkei with
>>67056027
all tampa bay men are 100% heterosexual and they breed sluts daily
>>67055869
Convinced he likes >rags posting and did it purposely so he shitpost on spee
>>67056109
>thinks he can be a true Tampa fan without loving trannies
BLASPHEMY
>rags
>>67056160
>kongs
>>67056185
>Bloos
>>67056116
He's probably been shitposting since he got pulled kek.
>How he king with no rings
>rags
>Staal brothers
>>67056141
>Thinks he can force his meme as true Tampa facts
Back to Tumblr you go.
>>67056185
why are people so mad at the kings? Would you prefer if we did not care about hockey and had an empty arena like the islanders or yotes?
>>67056141
>pro league Florida teams
>having actual fans
>ever
This joke will never not be funny.
>>67056249
>those fucking eyebrows
are you serious bitch? i would laugh in her ugly face
>>67056266
that soccer team they put in orlando get like 30k people a week
>>67056230
>the singular Tampa fan with a Canadian IP address adds his irrelevant opinion
>>67055518
>Kongs
>Rags
>>67056315
>He thinks i'm a Tampa fans
>He expects a Canadian to root for an American team
>American hockey knowledge
>>67056436
I think you're 10 tampa fans.
>>67056449
If you're a tranny too, no.
Otherwise then yes.
>>67056501
>Not being an actual fan
>No one will use you to blow wind on them
Kek
So if the Blose won, would we have crashed 4chan
Dancer fight in DS3 is making me mad as fuck desu
>>67056606
>trying to defend poor sunbelt faggots from /sp/ shitposters
Great use of your time f@m@l@m
>>67055293
>divegrass
>>67056623
>Hawks saved 4chan
thank you based Chicago
>>67056804
>Saving 4chan from a leaf attack
What would they do? Make us laugh with their impotence until we couldn't post?
>>67056780
>Time matters when you spend it on the internet everyday, for 16 or more hours a day.
>>67056449
It's only gay if your balls touch. Those are the rules.
>>67056872
they would angrily remind you that half of Chicago's roster is Canadian and then go cry in a corner with their newly minted Weed licenses
>>67056935
>Weed licenses
I actually leled
>>67056927
You'd have better luck playing tennis with a brick wall than trying to reason with a shitposter. Unless your goal is to make them keep going.
>Blosers
Did I meme right?
>>67057068
10/10.
>>67057068
You aren't posting butt, so no.
>>67057035
>He thinks I wan't him to stop
I wan't to shitpost too senpai
>>67056109
Greatest ally
>>67057068
you only need to meme all over my dick with your mouth
>>67057259
Lewd
>No Canadian teams in the playoff
No wonder they're more butthurt than usual over America's superiority.
>>67057182
This pig has meme potential
>>67057302
Meh, i've learned to not have any expectations from them.
Inb4 other Canadians shitpost about m-muh canadian players .
>>67057302
Any Canadian who's butthurt about no Canadian team in the playoffs is an idiot.
>>67055389
Not anymore, Reddit hates them
>I get to hawkspost another few days
today was fantastic, /hoc/
>>67057676
>Another few days
Your expectations are low, anon.
>>67057676
MAKE /HOC GREAT AGAIN
>>67057676
We are Hawksposting all the way to the cup bruh
>tfw still not worried
>>67057766
granlund dubs disagree
>>67057728
I take everything one game at a time
as long as I bury my desire for another SCF there's no way I can jinx it
I almost feel sorry for the blows...almost
>>67057766
>captain Koivu
you stand not chance dallas
>>67057797
>>67057839
>not bandwagoning Dallas due to >Finnish goaltending
Unpatriotic tbqh.
>blooos
>rags
Who is Canada bandwagoning this postseason?
>>67057885
They would rather follow their young bust tho.
Kinda like some Canadians did with Crosby.
>People think the Stars have a chance against the Hawks after they sweep the Bloos in 7.
The only real threat to them in the Central Division were the Mild. and the Stars stupidly decided it was a good idea to eliminate them.
Unless there is some serious refpuck and meme magic, the ticket is punched to another Stan Lee Cup for the Hawks.
>>67057958
The NHL lottery.
>>67057958
Ovie or Joe Thornton
>>67058060
>>67057958
The wild since MN is basically canada
>>67055590
>mfw the wild meme their way past Dallas and beat the hawks
>>67057958
canada's team™
>>67058206
Lets hope for a Wild-Banthers finals
>>67058259
This desu love me some cros
>>67058206
>thinking Dallas can be out-memed
So which teams get eliminated on Sunday?
>rags
>>67058060
>salty af hawks fan
Man I haven't been on /hoc/ in a long ass time. Offseason Seguin spammer here btw.
>>67058392
not the mild
check em
Forget that Canada has zero (0) playoff berths this year.
>9 of the 12 southernmost teams are in
>1 of the 10 northernmost teams are in
>>67058455
Please get back out of /hoc/
Everything was better without you.
>>67058392
which games are on
>>67058295
>>67058538
MAD AT IMPENDING OFFSEASON
>>67058549
>Kittens - Piles
>Craps - Flithy
>Stards - Mild
>>67058602
Panthers win
Flyers win
Stars win
lock 'em
>>67058562
What's your point?
I know that I can't have any expectations for >my team.
>>67058392
>filthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oQBp2lcErM
The new blackhawk's goal song.
>>67058602
Pants
Craps
Mild
>>67058587
Get off this board or the tornado rips apart the trailer park your choice Darryl
>>67058392
Jaroslav Neuvirth will lead the Cryers to game 7
>>67058611
the best of all scenarios
will be shit-rocking drunk in philly by 11a tmo
>>67058438
Do you think he'll get traded? If they don't trade him soon the >rags will be left with his contract that goes until 2021 and he'll only get worse.
>Hongcouver will never win a cup
>Tampa will never win another cup
>Beaner kings will never win another cup
>Hawks won't repeat
>Rags
Is this the comfiest time in hockey history?
>>67058602
>Kittens
>Craps
>Mild
post yfw the flyers reverse sweep the caps
![70178d8ae8cf3cacd7e82c7edf44d6a1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aG0WRwP.jpg "70178d8ae8cf3cacd7e82c7edf44d6a1[1].jpg")
>>67058699
>Hawks won't repeat
Hold on there, sport.
>>67058738
>rags
>>67058455
>stars
>out of the first round
>>67058738
is this asking for PA slags
>>67058738
>CRAPS
>>67058753
that's a cute webm
>mfw the stars win the playoffs
>>67058815
Disgusting/10
Get better taste famalam
>>67058753
she is adorable
>>67058852
same that sweet child will grow up to be a battery throwing whore
>>67058869
>stars
>out of the first round
>>67058753
that looks fucking delicious and you can call me a fatty if you want. Where do I get that.
>>67058869
>>67058888
checked tfw no black gf who loves hockey
>>67058869
>can barely handle the mild
>>67058878
>>67058888
MODS
>>67058888
>wasting a perfectly good lollipop like that
BLOO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CHOSEN ONE
>>67058562
>not posting the updated one
>>67058966
>>67058971
not a woman but I imagine putting a sticky lolly up your bacon hole would not feel good at all
After tonight's I think my favorite meme for the playoffs will now be
>It was 3-1
also
>rags
>>67058890
>>67058951
>salty af hawks fans
>>67058966
>Blue lipstick
>Tattoo
It's even worse m8
>>67059016
>hating tats
go to bed grandpa
>>67059007
>implying i would root for the hawks if you stuck a lollipop up my ass
>>67059046
>>67059007
>mfw the Stars pull a Blose and lose game 7
Minnesota is our fucktoy 4 years running. Leave them to us.
>>67059007
Please don't insult my intelligence by lumping me in with shitcago fans.
>>67059046
>Liking tattoos
I bet you like piercing too.
>>67059063
missed you baby
>>67059118
Reminder that this thread is for hockey and memes. Not porn.
Go to /s/ if you want to post that.
>>67059118
her anus looks infected desu must be a sharks fan
>>67059149
there was some other guy that would occasionally post >yfw stars win the cup and i kept responding but he never did the right thing.
>>67059089
This. The mild enjoy how Kane pulls their hair while putting it in. Plus they're into old dudes like Hossa
>>67059161
Reminder that discussing hockey is a bannable offense
>mfw kane steps out on the ice only to immediately snap his femur, causing him extreme agony as he falls to ground, his blood curdling scream echoing through the shocked silence of the crowd
>>67059174
Will Finland beat Sweden for the gold tomorrow?
Hey guise. Been busy all day and couldnt keep up with scores.
Did the rangers win?
>>67059202
>edgy
How big is he /hoc/?
>Guy only spams hetrosexual porn
I don't want to see any dicks, post some lesbian stuff.
Also, this video of rape seen before a crowd of 20,000.
https://youtu.be/qJjK7uKV-zI?t=2m2s
>>67059283
Smaller than you and you're a pretty small guy.
>>67059272
>youre also the way too much food anon
you have to start posting again its boring this season
>>67059174
i took a soul searching break from /hoc/
>>67059283
pretty big for you
>>67059323
If you are gonna spam porn spam Tranny BBW femdom not this vanilla ass shit
>>67059118
that's attractive to some people?
>>67059323
>I literally fucked this girl a month ago
>>67059323
If you want to post porn, at least post /hoc/ related porn.
>>67059202
I missed these. Glad ur back seguin poster, we weren't the same without you.
>>67059354
Glad to see another Tampa fan in this thread
>tyler seguin will lift the lord's stability cable above his head in a few shorts weeks
this image represents my reaction to said information
>>67059274
Nope
>>67055518
yay i made it
>>67059463
Why would he have the Stanley pot?
>>67059463
>stors
>beating the mild
3 largest longest peens in the playoffs?
3 stinky smallest?
>>67059637
Largest: Seguin
Smallest: Patrick "cheap date" Kane
If you're a tranny do you have to root for the Bolts? I'm transitioning from m to f right now and I'm a huge Panthers fan from Fort Lauderdale. It's ok as long as I keep it Publix right?
>>67059637
Longest: Pens, Pens, Pens
Stinky: Everyone else.
>>67059729
>Banthers fan
Well memed sir, or miss
>>67059703
>Patrick "cheap date" Kane
>>67059729
2/10
>>67059637
Long:
>Ovie
>Jagr
>Ekblad (no homo though)
Small:
>Patrape Kane
>Lundqvist
>Duhtin Bwown
>>67060007
huomenta
>tfw the only guy on /hoc/ that cares to talk about my team is the tranny spammer
>>67060202
>my
>>67060202
do you ever get bored
>>67060243
kek
>>67060243
>implying the post was made to fool anyone in the first place
Will there be any riots this year since the canashit teams are out?
>>67060291
Nope no one black cares about hockey
I decided not to stay up when I saw the Blues were ahead
Lmao st louie what are you doing you absolute madmen
>5 straight goals
>>67060329
They're top memers, they sure know how to put on a meme show
>>67060353
>>67060364
>>67060291
There will be when American teams sweep the lottery since that's all Canadians have left
>>67058888
>>67060383
>
>>67060383
I don't like this timeline. Delete this.
>>67060344
Not a very effective long-term strategy though
>>67060243
>mfw meta-shitposting meets autism
>tfw laffs pick 4th
>>67060489
Not at all, as we have seen previous years
>>67060530
At what percentage is the risk that the Leafs don't get any of the top 3 picks?
>>67060504
Leafs should win it about 10 years after the blues do.
>>67058738
>crapitals in charge of not choking
>>67060584
But anon didn't you hear? It's their year! It doesn't matter that they had 53 losses in the season in which they got Babcock, they're rebuilding.
Guys, what if the caps choke?
>>67060565
48% I think.
>>67060584
By my calculations, that is in exactly never, sometime after Quebec City gets a team and before the NHL expands to Mexico.
>>67060618
Okay, cool. Thanks
>>67060606
then we get a happy >craps elimination day
>>67060601
are you actually implying the laffs did anything but blatantly tank this year?
>>67060637
>muh lottery
Canadian teams, not even once.
>>67058902
obviously wells fargo center, retard
>tfw the rags missed their Cup window
Will be lucky to make the playoffs next season.
>>67060697
>rags vs. detroit fight for the last wild card spot
