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Friday Night
Hawthorn 17.10.112 def Adelaide 17.7.109
Saturday
Sydney 12.16.88 def West Choke 7.7.49
Gold Coast 11.15.81 def by North Melbourne 18.11.119
Western Bulldogs 17.18. 120 def Brisbane Lions 10.7.67
Poort Adelaide 8.11.59 def by Geelong 16.11.107
Today
St Kilda vs GWS 1:10 AEST
Fremantle vs Carlton 2:15 AWST
Melbourne vs Shitmond 5:10 AEST
Monday
Collingwood vs Essendon 3:20 AEST
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>67050908
First for DANGER
>reddit-tier community desu
Lets get this bad boy to 5
FREO pls...
Giants
Freo
Richmond
Bummers
desu
>>67052592
you this poster from last year?
who /dabloos/ here?
Lol at faggot /pol/tist janny warning me for post 670 in yesterday's thread
Kys you lifeless poof
lads
saints or giants lads ANSWER ME
>>67053476
giants
>>67053476
Giants lad think Cameron returning will be good for them
https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/4g55tt/american_here_i_picked_the_gws_giants_to_root_for/
PLEASE
>>67053626
>root for
fucking seppos
>>67053444
>444
>4thorn
pls no
>>67053550
>>67053604
thanks guys
its a coin flip imo
>>67053626
>australians regularly visit reddit
shocking
>>67053778
PLEASE
>>67053791
it's a shit sport
David koch on irredeemable meme watch
>>67053869
m8 he's been on that for a decade easily
mt buller demons or bitchmond?
>>67054162
tiges imo but could go the other way easily
Fremantle -31.5
Good bet ?
>>67053476
Saints are my point of difference pick.
They took it to a Hawthorn backed up by umpires interstate and are now coming back to Etihad where they are like 5 goals better. I'm afraid the Giants will be complacent after bullying the tarps
Hey lads what's it like supporting a team thats lost a game of football in 2016
>>67054971
lol norf
enjoy your april premiership xx
>>67055010
Answer my question motherfucker
>>67055127
It's great.
Tell me what's it like supporting a financially poor and mediocre team that has always been one step away from a grand final but never clinched it?
>>67054971
What's it like supporting a team that is yet to play a side with any chance of still
being there in September?
Lets get this bad boy to 50
>>67055890
Lets get this bad boy to 40.
Honestly think norf might win it this year, it's really now or never for that squad
>>67054971
As a port fan it feels like 2008-2012 all over again.
Only this time it feels worse because it felt like >we were going in the right direction and have a better team than >we did then
I don't know if anything has been suggested or planned, but how many of you would come to an /afl/ meetup? As in we'd go somewhere centrally located in Melbourne and watch the game, hang out and hang shit on eachother, eat, drink and be merry. People in other cities are welcome to come down for it! Or if they cant, organise their own meetups, almost like a Brownlow styled "we cant make it or couldnt be bothered coming because we're in Brisbane/Sydney/Perth/Tassie/Uranus" type deal. Group selfies could be a thing. We could all Skype eachother at half time and give everyone a collective middle finger salute, as is customary between mates in Australia.
It would be awesome to meet some of you guys, put a face to the trip. We could go to a pub or conversely I have a projector which with some wrangling can be hooked up to a tv.
So what say you?
>>67056797
fuck off back to rèddit fag
>>67056797
The mere thought of meeting up with other /afl/ autists sends shivers down my spine
>>67056797
>he didnt go to the 2013 /afl/ meet up at the MCG
Late to the party m8
Not a bad game so far lads
>>67050908
Afl is stupid as fuck, your all degenerate cunts.
What's for lunch, lads?
>>67057300
>zero (0) Canadian teams in the NHL playoffs
>>67056797
Sure thing mate I'm working tomorrow morning but after I'll be at Riverland with some mates watching the game. Feel free to stop by and say hi, I'll be wearing orange high vis
>>67057589
Isnt it their national sport?
Kek
>>67057623
>Isnt it their national sport?
No, their sport is being shitcunts
Is Ward injured?
>>67056797
i would pay good money to thrash drugs and get on the piss with conny 2bh
>>67058390
prison wine and heroin plus bantz with Connie, would be pretty tops
>>67058428
>he might actually be in prison for a doggies GF
>>67058568
>LIGHTS OUT YA FILTHY ANIMALS
what is/was for lunch fellas?
>>67058755
Do not get the "schnitzel" wrap from the chiko shop at etihad
It was fucking rank
>>67058755
your mum's pussy
>find the perfect stream, no stuttering no nothing
>accidentally press the screen to pause the stream
>press it again to restart it
>"error"
wait is convict in jail?
>He has Grimley on the ground and NigNat on the bench
still laffin desu
>>67058727
Stop posting this fat cunt
who hungover here?
dead thread
dead sport
Going to gets some hot chips and potato scallops lads
>>67059956
Can you get me a lamb gyros and a sausage in batter? Cheers mate
>>67059956
>potato scallops
Kys
Saints on a post Hawks hangover match?
>>67060208
Just played >our worst 10 minutes since the dogs game
>>67050908
>All team names are correct except Port's, West Coast's and Richmond's
consistency please OP
>>67059956
wish i had a fish shop near by that did nice thin ones with beer batter not 1cm thick of undercook potato and sad floppy batter
gws song sounds quite jewish
Contemplating pooicide desu
>>67060450
Makes me want to crush the Bourgeoisie desu
Alright, let's get this over with. Freo, do your thing
>nearly tipped the saints
wew
>Collingwood losing to Essendon by 10 goals in the VFL
Dear god I hope this isn't a preview of what will happen tomorrow
>>67060536
I cant remember if I tipped saints or not
>>67060540
how did T Cloke go?
>>67060588
Only watched a quarter but hes getting touched up by Grimer
>>67060588
its so pathetic that blokes like him can't kick straight, its a fucking egg shape for fuck sakes its practically impossible not to kick it within a metre or two of where you are aiming from a set shot if you don't kick it like a spastic
>>67060622
>Cloke is being BTFO by a literal retiree in the VFL
>>67060588
Last I looked Cloke had 2 majors at halftime
>>67060588
started strong, well held in the 2nd quarter.
afl dude chat giving me concentrated autism
I WAS ONLY NINETEEN
those girls are pretty qt
Cloke shouldn't have been dropped as Essendon's defence is pretty shit. It could have been a good time to return to form
moment of silence thanks guys
Colingwood confirmed celler dwellers for the coming decade
>>67060719
good defence or not he still can't kick goals
>>67060719
At least their trying to send a strong message no matter who you are if
Your not performing you will be dropped
>>67060723
The people in afldude chat were getting mad at people typing comments during the ANZAC service thing
Honestly how is it possible for a group of people to be so pathetic
>>67060769
I'm banned so couldn't see it but fuck that's pathetic.
anyone got a stream that's not afldude, it's laggy as fuck.
Christ Dawson is awful
>>67060799
yeah mate its over on Fox Footy
>>67060749
Is Zac Dawson the travis Cloke of defenders ?
>>67060824
kek
>>67060828
zac dawson is the zac dawson of defenders
NEVER EVER
kek ballantyne getting fucked
>>67060645
The kicker is that he's on 900k a year
>4-3
>freo
>Freo 0.3 3
>Blues 0.4 4
Jesus Christ
this fucking game, my god
>>67060957
>Treloar, Greenwood, Varcoe, Aish, PLUS Cloke
How do you want your cap space f am
FINALLY
>>67060957
Being paid 900k a year for being tall
Expecting an appearance from onlytipsdraws for this "game"
Get rid of Mayne, he can fuck off to Sydney and spend time with his bitch. Trash tier.
these are literally the worst two teams in the comp
>>67061018
yeahnah he can fuck off to the neafl if he wants
>>67056797
You couldn't force me at gunpoint to do that. You cunts are annoying enough online, it'd probably end in a brawl.
12 year dockers member here, this is vintage Freo shit, I'm comfy as fuck.
>>67061018
I agree he's past it Barlow needs to be dropped too
Anyone else used to get beat by their dad whenever Carlton lost?
>>67061064
Barlow looks more and more JUST every game. What happened
>>67061082
if he didn't break his leg, he would've won the Brownlow desu
>>67061082
Lost his form never found it I'd rather see a young guy given a chance desu
>>67060828
Dawson,s GOAT Defender. Good for 2 goals a game... To the other team.The rest of the AFL complains when he doesn't get a game.
>>67061074
How are you still alive
>>67061074
My Collingwood supporting dad beat me after the 02 and 03 Grand Finals, wasn't so bad in 02 but 03 was some scarring-for-life shit
>>67061099
LOL +1
>>67061091
I will still never forgive Palmer for that the dog cunt. Cunt was in my year what a raging faggot.
>>67061124
That's not domestic violence, that's more club tradition. You're not allowed a membership unless you've got less that 3 teeth in your mouth.
He just wants you to follow in his footsteps.
>>67061144
I used to see him out in Freo, thought he was jack the lad. Was just a tosser and nobody took his shit. Watched him get shut down by so many women.
>LE FUG LE DRABIS GLOAG
>>67061152
What do you call a bunch of
Collingwood supporters running in the same direction ? A prison break
>>67061194
HAH! I enjoyed that.
RLwNEwaf
It will make my day if this game ends in a draw.
>>67061229
Cheers for the you lad
>>67061194
What do you call an Collingwood supporter with a job? Eddie McGuire
is mcdonalds open tomorrow cunts?
Pav should have retired 2 years ago. He's a waste of a pick these days.
>>67061300
Yes you fat cunt
Which one of you cunts is bobmurphysknee in this afldude ustream chat. You triggered this seth kid into oblivion.
>>67061294
Nice one lad
>>67061194
>>67061294
>>67061337
What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
I'll have fries with that thanks .
N.E.
You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .'
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.
>>67061300
Seriously? McDonald's literally never closes.
>LE FUG LE GOLLINWOOD ZUBBORDER XDXD
Being a long time Freo member I know what shit looks and smells like and this team REEKS of shit. I haven't smelt shit like this since the days of Parker and Thornton. How many more rounds you rekon until Ross Lyon throws the rebuild word into talks ?
>>67061358
fuck off
NEVER
EVER
>it's another collingwood supporter jokes episode
>>67061377
>Ross Lyon
>Rebuild
He will just leave to a club with a good list but shit coach
See: Collingwood/Richmond
>>67061377
It's coming I think . Dawson mayne Barlow need to go and try some youth instead
>>67061409
>Richmond
>good list
>>67059265
NOT NICE M8
im stll crying desu
>>67061409
Maybe that's not a bad thing his one dimensional defence minded game has been exposed and their more attacking footy isn't going so well
A Collingwood supporter walks into her local Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids.
”WOW,” the clerk exclaims, “are they all yours?”
”Yep they are all mine,” the mother snaps, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, “Sit down Ashleigh.” All the children rush to find seats. “Well,” says the clerk, “then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your childrens' names.”
”Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Ashley and the girls are all named Ashleigh.”
In disbelief, the case worker. “Are you serious?”
”They're ALL named Ashley?”
Their mother replied, “Well, yeah - it makes it easier.”
”When it's time to get them out of bed, I yell, 'Ashley!' and' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Ashley!' and they all come a running. And if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell ‘Ashley' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Ashley.'
The clerk thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, “But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?”
”Then I call them by their last names.”
>>67061408
Eddie McGuire detected
>>67061424
Meme all you want they have the cattle to be a decent team. Hardwick just has no fucking clue what hes doing
>refs
What the fuck is going on with Freo?
>>67061427
I dont think its gonna have an effect on you winning/losing. All of your POD's have been poo soup
DAE LE COLLINGWOBBLE BOGAN LMAO?
>>67061461
I'm a Richmond fan and I've seen how bad >our depth is. As soon as 1 or 2 injuries hit to important players, the side crumbles.
freo fans deserve better
they must be looking at the last 3 years and be wondering when they are gonna be that close again
>>67061468
How bad did Guerra, Hale and Rock fuck up their centre clearance positions and patterns? Does anyone actually know? I know Ross gave them pretty much full reign of it and he admits that might have been a mistake, said that the work they tried to implement just exposes their lack of leg speed. I can't understand how the same list can be THIS bad. Being a Freo fan never ceases to amaze, pioneering scraping the bottle of the barrel.
>>67061461
He knows exactly what he's doing!
"Do what they did at Hawthorne when I was there"
>have Byrne-Jones on the bench
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67061493
Sorry, same list without McPharlin and Duffield*. I don't understand kek
>>67061493
>the bottle of the barrel
>>67061511
kek bottom sorry. I'm scraping the bottom of the bottle though, can you blame me look at >my fucking team
I wish there was a WA equivalent of 5aa, this freo shit would be hilarious
>>67061517
You really fucked this up m8
>>67061520
I think they have 6PR but they only give a shit about the Iggs
>>67061506
In still puzzled why did Duffield retire or was he pushed ?
>>67061520
Imagine the trolls that would come out of the woodwork pissed as fuck for the Derby. FUND IT.
>>67061532
6PR is exclusively old cunts and boomers whinging.
>>67061532
Yeah but the commentators arent mentally weak spergs who spit the dummy every week
>>67061474
Need to learn how to win a game without delidio. That's an embarrassing stat.
I sure hope you guys didn't forget
>>67061534
I'm as puzzled as you mate. 171 games and only turned 31 this February. Maybe he lost the drive for a preseason who knows.
>Today’s decision means the 31-year-old has played the last of his 188 games for the Dockers, but the absence of a retirement announcement means the door remains open for him to join another club this offseason.
There was this but maybe he just wanted out, weird though.
>Zac Dawson gets paid 6 figures just to fucking exist.
NEVER
FUCKING
EVER
LMAO
wtf happened to fremantle. how do you go from finalist to this
>>67061568
30 isn't that old and unlike Dawson he could make good decisions under pressure so thought he'd be required .
Yeah maybe he wanted out
>>67061471
Grimley to score 200
>>67061497
Same
>>67061358
top lel
>>67061584
They realised their best offense is defence gameplay isn't working so have tried to adapt more attacking football . The sheer amount of simple skill errors on this game is frightening though . Confidence issues ?
>Poort Adelaide """""fitness"""""
This is the team that the AFL are confident will sell to an overseas market? Really?
>putting Hale and Guerra in charge of anything
I loved them when they were at Hawthorn, but they are dumb as dogshit
holy fucking kek
>it's a "never pay holding the ball if they just drop it" episode
NEVER
EVER
Who will get the sack first, lads?
Let's get this bad boy to 200
>Fyfe is kill
>>67061671
Buckley easy.
>>67061671
Let's see how Richmond and the fagpies go in their games
>>67061671
memekley
>>67061671
Probably no one this year. Im almost certain of it.
>>67061358
>You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
HAVE YOU NEVER
NEVER FELT LIKE THIS
STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN
WHEN YOU'RE ETERNALLY FLAGLESS
>midfield turnovers: the game
Is there anyone that can beat the Hawks this year? Seems like any team they beat in a Grand Final begins shitting the bed
>>67061699
Who can butcher the ball the most the game
I forgot Daisy Thomas still played football.
>>67061692
You can do better than that
>>67061705
think sydney is the only hope, prob would have met them there last year if buddy didn't have a cry
>lids a late out
ah we're fucked
>>67061705
No
Hawks are gonna 4peat.
Maybe sydney
Oh boy another sydney vs hawks gf how fun!
>>67061705
Sydney or the dogs on the right day maybe
>>67061705
Swans
This is the weirdest game of footy ever. I backed freo in a multibet and I need them to bring it home. The odds were like @1.17 wtf. I've been swindled
I honestly hope >we get fucking rolled today. Carlton have done a lot of work in the off season under Bolton and deserve to see reward for their efforts so. Freo are just fucking piss poor, head coach gives free reign of centre square work to 3 dummies who couldn't run a fucking bath and 2 games into the season Fyfe was saying shit's fucked. I've got half a mind to think that Duffield retired after McPharlin because he didn't want to deal with this shit show.
>>67061722
Id love to see the dogs win a flag
> it's a Lachie Neale does the hard work episode again
>>67061718
">we" are boned when he retires
>>67061738
So would I and I'm
Not even a supporter genuinely likeable team
>>67061726
Ive blown 2 multis this year because of freo
Never again
>5 goals
Weren't freo gonna develop a higher scoring style of game?
Bout fuckin time
>drop the ball
>get a free
fuck this umpiring imperative
Freo pls I thought these days were over
>drop the ball
>get free kick
nice game
>>67061752
Pretty hard to develop a more scoring game when your key forwards pav and that's it. They need key forwards badly
Just did a $100 live bet on Carlton at 3.25 odds as insurance.
Never putting Freo in a multi again.
should i change my tip to dees lads?
>>67061801
What bookie and how did you live bet? Did you call them up?
>>67061814
William Hill.
Live bet on the phone app.
technically it's a "call" but you just press a button to confirm bet. No talking or anything
>>67061718
>>67061745
Townsend in to take his place. Thoughts?
>>67061811
I can't believe I'm saying this but I would consider it lad . Deledio out is a big loss
>gambling
Fuck off, degenerate cunts
>>67061811
Are you crazy?
Richmond are a top 4 team
>not handballing
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>>67061814
>>67061820
Looks like this when you make the live bet
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING LEVI
>>67061829
Worst bait ever/10
>casboult backed himself to hit a set shot
Carlshit will win this one
>>67061834
Do I need phone reception? Only wifi here, not able to make calls
hoping for draw desu
>Cuckmantle
Does it get any more pathetic?
>>67060984
Just cheat that salary cap family
>>67061863
I'm not 100% sure. Don't know if it's a proper call or an internet call.
N E V E R
- - V
- - E
- - R
NEVER EVER
>tips and multibets btfo country wide
>tabenshit
Kek
KEK
this is fucking genuinely hilarious
THIS
FUCKING
GAME
Why the FUCK would he try to mark that obvious goal
>cucking your teammate and team just for muh stats
Is this the worst game of AFL of all time? It's fucking retarded. Funny, but shithouse.
>>67061898
Taberner cockblocks pavs certain goal ucmtsu !
>No team has had a lead of 12 points or more
Pathetic given the skills shown. How can one team not capitalise on the other's shittiness?
What even is this game
>>67061906
Carlton vs Richmond, Round 1 2015 sticks out in my mind as the worst in very recent history
>>67061910
2 teams playing like shit= a shitfest
Why are Geelong generally shit?
With the team they have they should of cleaned up the giants, Essendon by a fucking mile and cleaning up Port without playing chase up.
The fuck's going on down in Geelong?
Oh god I actually want Carlton to win.
How long till Ross the boss gets sacked
