oh boy, I get to make a thread before passing out
>abreunn
>lafrazier
sigh
>check and refresh catalog three times to see if there isn't a thread
>make thread
>another one is made 5 seconds beforehand
Every time.
Rodon pls don't suck again
>rodanks.jpg
All Texas is going to need. Colby Lewis is exactly hte type of pitcher that mows the Sox down.
Melky putting the team on his back offensively
Good to see Melky is back on his medicine. He's an all star level player when he's got good juice.
MELK
>>67039659
Jared Weaver mowed the Sox down. Isn't the exact type of pitcher that mows us down, every pitcher?
>>67039917
Yes.
Sox defense is good.
Colby the road warrior
>>67039917
>>67040134
The Sox have the third best pitching and the third worst hitting.
What's the best time of year to visit Chicago? I plan on going next year.
>>67040355
never.
>>67040355
I personally feel like the city is the comfiest in the fall
>>67040355
fall or spring
>>67040355
never
>>67040355
Winter. you can enjoy everything with no lines and things are cheaper. The beaches in Chicago suck anyways, too crowded.
>Labreu
>Toddunn
>>67040452
t-they'll start hitting eventually, r-right?
>>67040481
S-sure
you suck Austism Wackson
>jackshit
Well Jackson is the best we've got. Eaton is literally winning the Sox games with his defense in RF and you dont want to mess that up.
>top of the order coming to bat again
itsfuckingnothing.jpg
>tfw can never tell whether it's Jackson or Rollins
>>67041006
jackson is like a foot taller and doesn't bat lefty
looks like they got him
>latoddunn
>slowlins
Well shit there's a walk
fug this game is boring. something happen already
Based Eaton
thank god for melky
>mfw Melky Cabrera wins 2016 MVP
Can't tell if melky is hitting on fire or the rest of the bats are so cold that it makes it just seem like it?
>>67041585
Yes
>>67041585
He had his morning juice.
>>67041585
He's back on the roids
fuck you avi
>avishit
>leaving avi in with risp
Goddamn Robin you fucking retard
RIP Avila
Remember white suxs, the only way the blackhawks are going to win is if you lose.
So stop your winning ways for the good of Chicago.
>>67042010
>caring about hockey
>>67042044
>Not wanting to blackhwaks to win it all along with the Cubs this year.
welp
>Andrus coming in clutch with a triple
>>67042143
>cubs
>winning at all
There's that ottoman humor again
>>67042338
Aren't you late for your latest gang war shooting?
mlb general is such a piece of shit. some queerboat neet mod banned me just for talking about bratwurst and other sausages alongside a baseball convo
>>67042402
Aren't you late for the gay pride rally?
>>67042402
low energy
>>67042402
Don't you have a Naperville PTA meeting to be at?
>>67042420
You should take a hint and stop blogposting.
>>67042455
Roasted
>top of the order
Fuck
More like any part of the order I guess
>>67042455
And a fine thing they are because every kid there has both of their parents. Can't say the same for Cicero where the ratio goes between one to zero.
>>67042463
it was 10am, and there was little baseball to discuss from the previous night so the conversation was bolstered by discuss of good "baseball food"
so fuck you
>>67042530
Lakeview has a higher violent crime rate than most south side neighborhoods.
groundout,groundout, strikeout incoming
>>67042455
Got him
>>67042620
Close enough
>abreunn
Getting tired of this shit desu
>>67042420
You know things are bad when the mods are enforcing on topic in generals. Thats like trying to protect cancer.
This offense..... Thanks reinsdorf....
Robin is leaving Duke in against Beltre. He knows this game is over.
oh shit wat
FRAZER FRAZ
Todd the God
>>67043372
>!onftRaZ/0k
>onftRaZ
>ftRaZ
>Fraz
Come on get one more and let drob do his thang
>>67043438
Toddfather confirmed.
Navarro actually did something, hol yshit
????
sOXXXXXXXX
>Navarro
>go ahead RBI
wat
>Navarr.075 gets an RBI hit
???
?????????????????????????????????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Navarro
>Benetti
Lmao
top lel this nigga got cocky after hitting that RBI
Well....Please shut em down doctor
>two runners easily thrown out at home
Classic Sox
>two runners also scored
Not classic Sox
Dlob please
>>67043698
>nurse got promoted
sounds good to me
Oh boy, time to make it interesting
>>67043889
fuck off euro shit
So much for good defense.
Well he's nurse again
>deebob
>neverro
God fucking damn it.
ahh here are the soxs I remember
Alright Abreu time to prove you're not total shit
At least Josavior and Todd the God come up to bat in the bottom half
Maybe the Sox will get a walk off homer like the Yankees?
[spoiler]right?[/spoiler]
>>67044162
>abreunn
>toddunn
Hopefully someone can get on base for melky
Just don't GIDP abreunn
>>67044195
These are the White Sox you're talking about.
Josavior pls
God that sucks
Fuck
>rags
kill me
Fuck you Abreu
Josavior pls you're due
Fucking kill yourself abroo
YOU GOTTA BE BLEEPIN ME
Son of a bitch
holy shit
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUU
DAT FUCKING CATCH
Fuck
hahahahahaha
>sux
todd the fraud :^)
>Robb Frazer
MOTHERFUCKER
I'm not sure that clears the fence.
This is the white sox I know
Fucking fuck can't walkoff on bartender? Really?
>>67044559
On that, you'd be wrong...
https://vine.co/v/iUOAEa5tlM2
>>67044605
Honestly don't think that would have been a home run
>>67044627
The ball's trajectory was over the top/yellow line, just barely.
>>67044605
It would've been gone.
GODDAMNIT that was close.
>>67044627
are you blind?
>>67044605
Fucking hell. What is with this horrible offensive bad luck?
Nasty Nate pls
good thing that nigger is fat as fuck lmao he could have made it to first
It's time for walk offs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDAEHhPRLsU
melky pls
FOR FUCK SAKES
>avi
Welp see you in the 11th
>it's a "everyone tries to hit a game-winning solo home run" episode
wew
Lose Sox Lose for the sake of the Hawks.
>>67044845
it hasn't been a good year for the big fat nigger meme players
>hamdoval cut from the team for being fat, bursts his belt also for being fat
>fat fielder caught in a triple play as he's out of breath
>>67045062
>canadian ice soccer
>>67044605
What's the anti >rags?
>>67045062
>sox won on the day of the game 2 win
ok
>>67045126
>Sox lost of the day they won game 5
>tfw the Sox will lose
>>67045122
Probably the giants
>>67045183
so 50/50, doesn't matter
This fucking ump
HEY HEY HEY
fat albers maybe my favorite player of all time
good shit you fat fucking faggot
now win this shit
>>67045365
no joke, jawing at the ump
"WAS THAT BALL 4?"
my fuckin guy someone buy this man some food
HEY HEY MOTHERFUCKING HEY
The rangers are the new best team in baseball
good shit you other fat fucking faggot
HEY HEY HEY
alright leadoff walk come on sox
chicago pizza aint even good, neither are your beef sandwiches
>>67045530
>not even mentioning how ketchup goes great on a hot dog
shit effort
>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS
>>67045530
0/10 imo
I hope Navorro doesn't start getting cocky again
>>67045530
>neither are your beef sandwiches
Say whatever you want about the pizza, but don't insult the italian beef.
EATON PLEASE>>67045246
>>67045552
If its a bland chicago dog then ketchup probably would go good on it
>>67045587
>says the guy who probably eats pork/mixed hot dogs
>inb4 triple play
>this pitcher
Looking like they may not even have to swing to this one
>>67045580
I saw that place on Man vs Food so I went there while I was in chicago, it was flavorless and shitty
Texas has the #1 ranked BBQ in the USA, we are the meat masters, not you, you suck
>rags bullpen doin their thing
>this ump
>>67045624
This
BASES
A
S
E
S
LOADED
O
A
D
E
D
gg rags
Oh god Rollins please
Abreunn is after you
Come on, Sox. Just need a sac fly.
Nobody even cares about baseball, the Stars are about to win the stanley cup and the Cowboys are about to draft Ezekiel Elliot and make our superbowl run, baseball who gives a shit?
>bases loaded
Rollins pls
>slowest fucker in baseball on third
It has to be deep
>rags
That was outside the strike zone too
I hope Chiraq has 100 homicides tonight because of this game
Abreu pls
>>67045246
The variable is the cubs winning.
If they win, victory for the hawks is assured.
This nigga has literally only thrown 2 pitches in the strikezone out of 18
dubs confirm gidp
>abroo
Fuck fuck fuck
>abroo
GOD DAMN IT
Preemptive fuck you Abreu
>>67045812
Youre british, dont use the n word, idiot.
Just get it in the air man, Jackson is fast
>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS
>Black baseball players
JOSAVIOR
AND DIS SHIT IS OVAH
>rags
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
OVAH. Gg Rangers.
who cares?
>>67045880
Reverse psychology
>rags
THIS FUCKING BALLGAME IS FUCKIN OVAVAVAAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rev up that anime boys
BASED JOSAVIOR FINALLY COMES THROUGH
WINNAH
gg Rangers
>Rangers """"""""Dynasty""""""""
Frazier is only 30? he looks about 45
>>67045907
>>67045907
APRAISEYOU
GJ White Sox
>>67045530
>>67045701
>>67045896
>>67045773
>rags
>in charge of winning
lel
>>67045634
>meat masters
>texas
I don't know, It's a bit too salty :^)
>>67045907
pan-paka-paaaaaaan~
>>67045634
>we are the meat masters
I'm sure you are.
>Abreu 1-6 with that 1 being a walkoff single
Hmmm