>ITT we pretend it's 2050
>Nostalgiafags will say Messi is the GOAT despite Neymar Jr Jr winning his 7th Balon D'Or
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>schalke
>Neymar Jr Jr
>>67002037
is that a selfie?
>>67001664
But keeper will never win the Golden Ball. Anyway, in 2050 China and Russia will dominate the football world, and it's as obvious as my holey socks.
>>67001664
Leicester wins their 33rd champions league title
European NTs have 0 white players
>how it feels to chew 5 gum while raising another mans child
>>67002050
His offspring would be better being 'jr jr' than 'grandson'. If anything they'd inspire that they may be less of a cunt than the senior ney.
>>67002037
good post
SI ERA PENAL...
>implying mini mini messi won't be GOAT
>tfw STILL haven't won the World Cup
>>67002037
funny
>>67002632
not funny
t. humour expert
>>67007748
>mfw canada won the world cup before the neverlands
>>67007748
>Spain won 2 more
>Murrica won 1
>Even fucking Belgium took it to penalties
>Niederlands
>I rate cyborg Wenger
>>67007799
>I rate Zidane's clone
>lesterwinslol
>he don't rate cyborg Zidane
>>67007870
>Chile literally built a statue in Santiago commemorating Jara fingering Cavani's asshole in 2031
kek
how could they rate messi back then? his opposition would just stand there, they wouldn't press or challenge him
>stat pad on a bunch of semi-professionals in spain
>get carried
>be held as greatest ever
football back then was a joke, jesus.
first pele, then this guy, now it's this Clonaldo glossy faced faggot
>all these bandwagoners now liking Neo-Ajax
>before last week, they didn't even know that Milik and Van der Hoorn, both back to back Balon D'Or winners, used to play for us
>>67007979
> van der hoorn
>andre villas robot using all these meme formations for england
whatever happened to 4-2-fucking-3-1?
>>67007984
Sorry, did you win the World Champions League twice with the NYFC Trump?
I don't watch soccer- why are balloon-door wins so much more important than championships or world cup goals/wins?
Aren't they just the ESPYs of soccer?
>>67008072
What are you talking about? You turned the 6th of June into a national holiday when Johnny Meatface won his in 2045.
>>67008087
......wot?
>>67007748
2054 will be our year
also
R.I.P. Kuyt
Changed world football by himself
The greatest Dutchman ever alive
;_;
>there are still misogynist clubs without a 50% women quote
>>67008097
>listening to 80s pandora
>start watching this
>"girls just wanna have fun" playing
ayy lmao
>>67005742
Won't it be Neymar III then?
How can you rate Messi when he played in an era without cyborgs?
>>67008478
>unironically comparing players from different eras
Nice one. Bet you rate Zadine too you fucking faggot
>>67008097
Explain
Is this some gorillian gene?
is Messi's son retarded?
>>67009036
No, he looks like a normal kid nowadays. Was just a funny looking chubby baby.
>>67002037
top lel
>>67002037
Hate to use /pol/lution memes, but first post = best post.
>>67001664
Already saw what 2050 would be like.
Celtic Glasgow now rules over Europe and Chinese Super League is now the most relevant league
Marc Bartra is the current Fc Barcelona coach and a Mexican woman banned >soccer in the states as she's the new head of states and because it's a barbarian male advantaging sport
>goat
>no cr7
Its one thing becoming a lardass as an adult but making your child one is illegal. Or should be. Lil nigga cant make himself deepfried cheese pizza and forward roll into doritos yet.
>>67002037
Underrated desu.
>you now remember Suarez
China will dominate futbol
>>67011957
>hasn't won the chinese premier league
>legend
>Hansen wins his third Balon d'Or
>Denmark wins their first trophy since 2022
>>67002037
10/10
Reminder that Zlatan used to be the cockiest bastard GOAT player and is now coaching the national team that had their long nigger dicks in his wife
>>67001664
>2050
Wont be they old as fug?
this year is our year la
justice for the 96
will Robben ever stop cutting inside? Nigger is literally 70 years old
Thank you lads, first ever 50+ replies post
>2050
>still no sticky for Johan Cruijff
I heard Episode 3 might be out next year can anyone confirm?
>Welcome to the World Cup finals!
>We will now be playing the German anthem.
>German players line-up
>>67013364
pajeet al wazari is a meme, german sweeper keepers died in the 30s
>muh neuer
he played before strikers knew how to press, der koijchen hadnt even invented the box-to-box inverted 6 when neuer was around
>>67002037
Vintage meme aged finely. You are an honorary white for a day senpai.
>>67013181
>Still wanting to play episode 3 after it was confirmed that the protagonist would be a revamped fat Alyx with a pink mohawk
>>67008583
there's a church in Africa that makes people eat grass because it's "unconventional", just as 12 apostoles were doing new things which were considered unconventional at the time as well. That's his justification.
>I rate pogba
Totti is getting on a bit now
>>67001664
naymar jr jr never get over that rat king bite his dad`s head off in their last barça season
>>67008449
he would be called "Neymar Neto". If you see any Brazilian with the surname "neto" it's because they were named after their grandfather.
>>67018331
made me laughed audibly
>Messi and Ronaldo would be shit if they played in today's football
>Footballers are literally otherworldly now
>>67007748
>>67007791
>yfw Singapore won the World Cup before the Netherlands
>>67002037
11/10
>>67027245
man Brazilians got some ancient Rome-like naming conventions
I've heard Zanetti might play for Inter again.
>manchester united pulling giggs and scholes out of retirement again
still better than the shit they have at centre mid
Wenger out
>>67039789
Top kek
>Nerman Jr. Jr.
>GOAT
>can't do it on a cold tuesday night in Changchun
>>67001664
2046 World Cup:
Argentina wins the World Cup,winning the final with a 3-1 score against the French Caliphate
China managed to get to the semifinals
The European Super League Cup (just like the MLS) is won by Sharia al-Munichi,who beat Barcelona 4-0
The normal Champions League is won by Middlesbrough,who manage a lucky win against favourites Zenit with the help of star Xiang Cheng-Bong
Europa League is won by Legia Warszawa,who beat Shaktar Donetsk.
The most expensive transfer to date was 400 million pounds,as the sino-brazilian Joaoinho Zhang of Guangzhou Evergrande is bought by Shanghai Shenhua
The Prem is won by Lester,as usual
The Bundesliga (now The German Caliphate's Best) is finally won by
>schalke
Serie A is won by Juve for the nth+1 time
Ekstraklasa (by far the most popular league that isn't 90% non-white) is won by Wisla Krakow
Also,Guangzhou Evergrande pwned Sharia al-Munichi 6-2 last year
