Based Jez Edition.
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/723145366011404288
First for /Emery/
E M E R Y
M
E
R
Y
4th for Arsenal
Why are we all talking about Emery out of nowhere all of a sudden?
Has he been linked with the job or something?
Required reading lads
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/27/sevilla-manager-europa-league-final-unai-emery
/emery/
At the end of Sevilla’s Europa League semi-final win over Fiorentina their manager, Unai Emery, sought out the winger Joaquín, embraced him, put an arm around his shoulder and walked him through a detailed tactical analysis, explaining precisely how the plan had come together. None of which would be particularly unusual, except that Joaquín does not play for Sevilla; he plays for Fiorentina. “I told him: ‘We spent three days working on how to stop you, first with videos and then on the training pitch,’” Emery says. “And he was like: ‘Yeah, yeah, I know.’
Wenger OUT NOW
>>66989996
Because autists.
>playing on a Thursday night
Is it a sign?
Corbyn in as manager & PM. Wenger & Cameron out.
>>66989996
He's the /arse/ favourite now and rightly so. If you knew about him you'd probably feel the same senpai
He talks about ideas and method, the depth of detail fascinating. He talks about faith and nerves, never giving in. He talks about commitment and time, the way the job engulfs him. He talks about his own hyperactivity and about being a bad loser, apologetically noting that he was happy to have a post-match glass of wine with David Moyes when he had drawn with Moyes’ Manchester United but not when he had lost to the same manager’s Real Sociedad.
>there are actual labour voters in /arse/
lmao
Skype call with my resources in Spain is in 41 bings
Leave your questions with me here
>>66990255
get Emery in la
>>66990255
Does Unai speak English?
Does Unai want to manage in the EPL?
Will he bring Kyrchowiak with him?
What can he bring to Arsenal?
>>66990238
>he doesn't support Man Like Corbz
Posh cunt desu la.
>>66989946
Jez is probably confused and picked up their shirt because it's red.
pls no
>>66990287
Decently
Yes
Yes
Everything
>>66990308
But he's fucking dreadful.
>>66990308
is that the guy who failed at fulham..?
Does /arse/ actually think Wenger will get sacked? Pmsl
>>66990348
>>66990338
>>66990308
Relax guys, it's just a move from his agent to get him a good deal on his next transfer, just like it was last time. Agents do this alot, remember the rumor with Marica? It got him a deal with Espanyol even though he's fucking awful.
>>66989946
jeremy i don't hate black people corbyn
>>66990361
>Espanyol
Do you mean Getafe
>>66990356
Nobody does.
>>66990356
No. This is simply delusion. Wenger will be at the club next year after signing noone and causing irreparable damage to the club for years when they finish 5th-7th.
>>66990380
Right you are, goes to show how irrelevant he is
Unai Emery's contract runs out in the summer of 2017. Wenger will retire in the summer of 2017.
Bellerin in TOTY lads.
>>66990292
>supporting Red Jezzah Corbinladen
ur a sad cunt f4m
>>66990409
Mesut deserves to be in that team, fuckin ell if only we had a competent fucking striker
>>66990356
Only way for him to get sacked is finish 5th twice and hurt Kroenke's business, but anyway they'd just call it him stepping down. Dreaming of him leaving in the summer is pointless.
>>66990419
>He reads tabloids/torygraph
kys la
>>66990399
/happening/
>>66990409
Alli over Ozil, lmao
>>66990409
>De Gea
JUST
>>66990409
What the fuck? Bellerin doesn't deserve that at all.
>>66990435
Lel I bet you think Cameron fucked a pigs head as well
>>66990435
>he's a member of the socialist worker party
pls go away to north korea/venezuela
>>66990451
Neither do Danny Simpson or Kyle Walker imo. There hasn't been anybody as good as Rose on the right.
>>66990409
ARSELEL ABSOLUTELY BTFO
Walcott would thrive under a manager like Klopp. I've always felt that he was wasted at a club like Arsenal where they just don't utilise his pace.
>>66990493
Sturridge, Origi, shit even Ibe are all better. Why waste time with that overpayed cunt?
>>66990421
He would have the assist record already if the strikers weren't so shitty. Honestly fuck them.
>>66990478
Walker is clearly better than Bellerin and has been all season. Bellerin hasn't even been as good as he was last year.
>>66990409
>Alli instead of Ozil
Fucking yid run media.
Hell I'd even have Firmino or Countinho in there than Alli. He's got talent yes but he's young and hasn't proved it across the season.
>>66990478
If they can't find a decent RB they should change the formation desu, have 3 at the back with huth morgan and toby
>>66990493
>120k a week for a pacebabby
Klopp could find a player of the same quality on 1/10 of the wages for under £5m in some shitty eastern European league
>>66990527
>hasn't proved it across the season
and Ozil hasn't been good for the last couple of months. Could have been either of them
>>66990523
Walker is equal to Bellerin apart from pace.
Neither can defend particular well but are good going foward, Walker got ruined in the internationals and there is a reason Bellerin is 4th choice for the NT
Why don't >we promote them to the men's team?
>>66990523
Well it's obviously Bellerin's youth. He's up and coming whereas Walker just finally had a mature, consistent season. Also too many loan deals that give him that Andros Townsend look.
>>66990534
Yeah but it's always going to be 4-4-2 or 4-2-3-1 (Özil would be in this). Only Garth Crooks favours meme formations.
>>66990553
But Bellerin isn't good going forward. Why do so many people think this?
Just because he gets forward whenever he can and he's got a couple of assists doesn't mean he's good.
His passing/crossing is really poor and he needs to improve them a lot.
Also he relies on his pace too much defensively. He gets caught out of position a lot because he seems to think it's fine if he can just run back fast enough to cover.
Obviously you watch Bellerin more than Walker, so you've probably seen Bellerin perform well more often than him, but they are definitely not equal. Walker is better.
>>66990655
Walker being better than Bellerin doesn't mean Bellerin is poor. He is not poor. He is clearly one of the best in the league, and actually has potential to vastly gain experience that would improve his deficiencies.
Please fuck off.
>>66990719
I never said Bellerin is poor, just that his passing and crossing is. And he definitely has a lot of potential. I never said he didn't.
>>66990642
Fucking crooks and his meme teams, I think a few weeks ago he played puncheon a DM and the sole midfielder
>>66990655
I watch spurs more desu
People think he is good going because he actually is, more assists per 90min, better pass accuracy, same amount of goals and miles better in possession than walker. Bellerin using his pace is fine if makes up for it which often he does. Walker plays with 2 best CBs as well as Dier and Dembele of course he is going to look really good. However neither are anything close to being top fullbacks, neither are particularly good at defending and get ruined against top forwards
>>66990362
No blue torys here please. Only RED Labour.
Prince is dead lads.
>>66990790
better dead than red senpai
>>66990758
He averages more passes than Walker a game and still has better pass completion rate this year, don't let hate blind you
Corbz in.
>>66989946
>Corbyn, Robbie and Wrighty all in the same photo
My brain can't handle
>>66990348
>>66990338
He's good at benfica, we are signing Jonas too
>>66990820
Didn't know about the pass completion so I'll concede that. And I don't hate him either.
I just feel like I see him misplace short passes on the wing a lot so I was basing it on that.
And I don't like people overrating him because he's still got a lot to learn. It's unlikely he'll improve under Wenger too so he could just end up being like Ox.
>>66990544
Except Ozil has been far more productive in terms of output
>>66990869
He's off to Barca senpai, Alves is off to China or will rotate with Bellerin for a year before Bellerin takes his place. Aurier is a long term Arsenal target and is 100% leaving P$G this season and will replace Bellerin
>>66990892
tbf Ozil doesn't really score and without a 1/2 decent striker in-front of him he can't really get many more assist. Alli scores and assits thanks to Kane. Too bad Ozil if off to Buyern or Juve and Sanchez is off to Buyern this summer
>>66990897
Barca is the best for him tbf. He can just go full Dani Alves instead of failing to turn into a defender under Wenger.
>>66990920
Yeah Kane pretty much gifts assists. Take his goal against Liverpool for example. Half careless flick from Eriksen but he just turns and scores.
>>66990599
>dat backbone
2016 fuckin sucks guys, this was Arsenal's season to win and they bottled it, Alan Rickman died, Bowie fuckin died and now Prince died as well, fuck 2016
>>66990963
No one bar Aguero puts in the bottom corner more than him, he's not a particular fast or agile player but he knows how to place a ball. If spurs upgrade Lamella and Dembelle they could have easily won the league this year
>>66991026
>No Victoria Wood
kys johnny foreigner
Are trip codes free? Or do people pay
Fucking Prince man.
>>66991035
Nah Kane's definitely got pace.
>Bowie
>Lemmy
>Prince
WENGER OUT
>>66991136
oh shit
Lemme get a rough estimate of people age here. Just reply with your age. Height as well.
He's done it again
absolute mad man
>>66991176
>34
>6'
Wenger won't spend money simply because he wants to win the league and turn around to everybody and say "I told you so".
Stubborn cunt
who /Wasn'tWengerOutUntilThisSeason/ here?
>>66991176
22
6'
>>66991192
Guy hasn't scored for ages tho
>>66991176
19
5'11
>>66991153
He's not slow but he's not electric like Vardy or Struridge or even as fast as Aguero. Still top goal scorer even though he's at a pace disadvantage
>>66991176
21
6'5
>>66991202
i've been wenger out since the draw to leeds in the fa cup at home years ago. around 2011 i think
>>66991176
18
5'11
Where were you when Wenger killed Prince? I can't take this man anymore.
who /EmeryIn/ here?
it's defo happening at the end of next season
>>66991176
27
6'1
>>66991176
30/6ft
>Wenger kills Chyna
>Wenger kills Prince
When will this man be stopped?
>>66991252
are you the same guy who has been spamming koeman for weeks
>>66991176
23
5'10
Feels bad being the shortest so far.
>>66991287
no but I was spamming de Boer instead of Koeman
>>66991252
>Wenger contract runs out 2017
>Koeman contract runs out 2017
>Emery contract runs out 2017
who /options/ here?
>>66991303
>Emery In
>Frank de Boer In
>Ronald Koeman In
Who /RulingManagerPanel/ here?
>>66991303
>implying all of them won't have signed a new contract by then
>>66991287
different guy but I was posting about Koeman a bit
we /Emery/ now though
>>66991303
>Emery runs out in 2017
GET HIM NOW
I'd say Rafa could do a good job
>>66991317
I hope Wenger has a heart attack before then
>tfw oldest person in /arse/ so far and I'm #WengerIn
Feels good tbhonest.
>>66991317
Please don't ruin this for me mate. I need something to cling to or I won't be able to cope with next season.
>>66991333
But why?
~~~~~~~~~
>>66991333
Fuck off Wenger.
>>66991320
why all of a sudden?
you know sevilla lost last night to some relegation scrappers
>>66991355
Emery is not good enough for Arsenal. It's underage meme faggots.
>>66991196
>>66991208
>>66991219
>>66991226
>>66991230
>>66991260
>>66991275
>>66991288
Hmm no uber manlets yet. 5"10 guy you're just above the manlet cut off zone ya cheeky cunt. Age is 18-34 interesting.
>>66991355
He talks about ideas and method, the depth of detail fascinating. He talks about faith and nerves, never giving in. He talks about commitment and time, the way the job engulfs him. He talks about his own hyperactivity and about being a bad loser, apologetically noting that he was happy to have a post-match glass of wine with David Moyes when he had drawn with Moyes’ Manchester United but not when he had lost to the same manager’s Real Sociedad.
Is this not better than Wenger?
>>66991373
Where you expecting 50 year olds and children to be in these threads?
>>66991373
>He talks about ideas and method, the depth of detail fascinating. He talks about faith and nerves, never giving in. He talks about commitment and time, the way the job engulfs him. He talks about his own hyperactivity and about being a bad loser, apologetically noting that he was happy to have a post-match glass of wine with David Moyes when he had drawn with Moyes’ Manchester United but not when he had lost to the same manager’s Real Sociedad.
you know this sounds exactly like wenger
>>66991355
Two Europa League trophies are enough to manage Arsenal.
We won't get Simeone, Tuchel, Allegri, or Bilic so we have to make do.
>>66991355
I've liked him for a while but yesterday I read this article >>66990002 and it made me a fan.
Also Sevilla are never going to win a league with Barca and the Madrids in so that doesn't really factor into my decision. He's done an excellent job there with barely any resources, so I'm sure he could do an even better one at a club like ours. He considers Arsenal a big club too so he'd most likely be interested.
>>66991400
i think he would be good, i'm just wondering why suddenly the focus has switched to him
>Tfw Emery as manager
>Arteta as assistant manager
>Cazorla as coach
feelsgoodman
>>66991415
His contract runs out in 2017, the most likely year Wenger retires
>>66991415
Of the elite managers out there, we can't get Simeone, Mourinho or Blanc (soon to be out of a job I predict) so we look a tier down, the Tuchels, Emerys, Koemans of this world. Emery in his own right is an outstanding candidate, 2 EL with a championship teams budget.
>>66991464
why couldn't we get blanc?
I'd take Emery tbqh
I'd also take:
Mou
Simeone
Allegri
Blanc
Bilic
fucking anyone really just get out wenger godfuckingdamnit REEEEEE
>>66991464
>blanc
no thank you
>tfw we're playing our first of many thursday nights tonight
>>66991484
>tfw European Glory
Tears of joy desu
>>66991484
>tfw 2018 Europa League winners under Emery
>>66991472
Blanc is an exact replica of Wenger.
>>66991478
FFS if only Wenger hadn't started all this shit with Mou, our retarded fans hate him. He is absolutely brilliant. I would fucking love him.
>>66991480
>>66991472
We could but I doubt they would go after le champions league quarters man with unlimited money.
>>66991464
Koeman got more experience in EPL and is doing a decent job with Southampton, whose team get looted every year. Sounds like a good choice.
Besides it should be easier to get him than Emery.
GIROUD IS BACK LADS
NO MORE WELSHIT
>>66991521
thank fuck welbeck has finally been dropped
hope he never plays again
>>66991521
>no coq
>ramshit
RIP midfield
>>66991521
much improved team, why mertesacker and giroud were dropped i'll never know
hopefully rambo works well with elneny too
>>66991521
>Callum not starting
WENNNNNNNNGERRRRRRR
>>66991521
>You now remember Joel Campbell.
>still no JOEL
should be starting over Iwobi every time desu
>welcuck and gabby mong benched
A little to late you senile cunt.
>>66991521
>Iwobshit
Hate this meme. He was awful against Palace
Post >yfw ramshit scores 2 goals today
>>66991604
retroactively killing prince and victoria wood
>>66991583
walcott pls
>>66991615
I was talking about chyna but the cunts probably gonna score a hat trick
>>66991638
who?
>>66991654
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36098875/former-american-professional-wwe-wrestler-and-porn-star-chyna-dies-aged-45
>>66991704
literally who cares?
Wenger just killed Prince. I couldn't give a shit about her.
That's some amazing timing by the Twitter guy
Alan Smith IN
>Walcott and Ox gone backwards
>Culture at Arsenal is shit
>No one's responsible
>It's too easy to be an Arsenal player these days
Wew. Based Alan Smith.
Lads, Mertesacker just said there is NEVER as sense of underachievement.
What the fuck?
>>66991457
So does Koeman's I believe.
Anybody here at the game?
>>66991916
Get em both in la
>>66991521
>ramsey
Fuck off wonga
>>66991931
No la shitposting from the office
>>66991176
20
6'1
>>66991955
Prince is already dead today. I can't take any more heartbreak
>>66991968
I can't take how he will kill every attacking move and give up possession too fucking easily. Need a better CM for sure. And a better striker, and a decent CB as well. FUCK, ARSENAL NEEDS A NEW MANAGER TOO.
Wenger said he made the changes today to bring in "fresh legs"
>>66991979
Emery, Kyrchowiak, Ibra, Laporte, Gundogan/Wiegl
>>66992002
Get em in la
>>66991176
21
6'
>>66991521
ramsey starting, prince died
ramsey goal confirmed
The Reaper of Souls is coming
>last time we played west brom, arteta came in, made us concede two goals, then went off injured
Kek
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/21/arsenal-vs-west-brom-an-imagined-minute-by-minute-timeline-of-mi/
>>66992147
The funny thing about this is that it can fuckin happened, it kinda scares me.
>you now remember Arteta and Cazorla
>>66992147
>telegraph
>posting sp meme
what a time to be alive
You know when I was looking at tonight's game and I saw Arsenal - WBA was on and I thought "Hmm, could be tricky for Arsenal, Pullis is one of those managers that has exploited Arsenal's naivety in the past"
And then I realized literally half the league's managers have done that
>>66989946
>leftist mongs in /arse/
cringe
>Özil hahahaha
>that Adams goal vs Everton
;_;
>>66992310
This is how I know you don't live in london. We're literally his constituency, you fucking tory inbred.
>and it's Tony Adams put through by Steve Bould
;_;
>>66992147
DELETE THIS
what happened to /sp/ stream??? Where do i watch now
>all those empty seats
J U S T
U
S
T
>>66991512
this, a mou team = a guaranteed trophy winner. arsenal fans are just cucked and think "stability" actually fucking means anything
>>66992345
>WAAH WAAH YOU FUCKING INBRED SELFISH TORY PRICK WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING ME MORE OF YOUR MONEY?
Go take a shower you stinking paki cunt
>>66992364
ayyystream 42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
>no Özil in the TOTY
>>66991035
>upgrading the best CM in the league
Heh nice meme
>>66992345
>unironically being a labour supporter
wanna know how I know you don't have a full time job?
If ramsey scores prince will die
screenshot this post
such a joke of a club
deluded fans
iwobe gets into your starting line up, what a joke
>>66990409
>No Ozil
>Bellerin
>Rose
TOTY confirmed just as much as a joke as POTY
>>66992393
The TOTY is posted before the season is over because they only want people to discuss it so they can get clicks
A real TOTY is posted after the season, but then it would be irrelevant for them because of Euros
>all these empty seats
nice one lads
>all these empty seats
good. I sold my ticket for today. Hope they all walk out at 75 mins too
>Those empty seats
>>66992442
>tfw you miss Ramsey bag 4 and kill the Queen on her 90th birthday
>empty seats
based
Nice home support.
Was that a pin I heard dropping?
What are they protesting? If it's the manager they are retarded. Changing the manager will only weaken Arsenal.
Wew nice library
>it's an arsenal at home episode
At least the Gay Gooners are there, fair play lads
>>66992480
fuck off m8
WENGER OUT
KROENKE OUT
>It's a Ramsey can't pass episode
>ramdogshite
a true one year wonder
>>66992502
>Kroenke out
You don't even know what it feels like to be mishandled by Kroenke you fucking limey twink
>>66992393
he prolly couldn't make it on spurs xi for this season
>Ramsey already fucking up simple passes
Holy shit
Forgot how much I hate seeing Ramsey on the pitch desu
>dat crowd
Are people protesting the insane man Wonga?
SANCHEZ
EMPTY SEAT FAGGOTS BTFO
KYS
>>66992512
Wew. Do you believe you own lies?
Is Alexis, dare I say it, back?
predictions for time of walcott sub lads?
58:30 for me
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Damn Spicy, I will miss you next season.
>>66992543
Fuck off you cancerous cunt
SPICY MAN SPICY
Good goal
Need that more often
BASED SANCHEZ POINTING TO WENGER. WOBS ON FUCKING POOICIDE WATCH
>>66989946
Fuck off you limp wristed greasy student cuck
spicy as fuck
SPICY IS WORLD CLASS ABSOLUTELY WORLD CLASS
post >yfw Arsenal concede in the 25th
Alexis doing all he can to get that transfer to Bayern
MAGIC BEANS
>>66992561
Great insight.
Wow someone finally shot from outside the box, holyshit.
>>66992568
Kys cancer.
He's back
>>66992586
Cheers
>>66992572
KYS
Y
SHIT EATING FAGGOT CUNT
>>66992568
He wasn't pointing to Wenger kek. He was just pointing.
>>66992595
>being poor and non-white
kekkles
Sanchez is on fire
>>66992557
>>66992588
GO SUPPORT AN MLS TEAM YOU PLASTIC FUCKING FAT CUNTS. DIE.
Why aren't you at the game? It's not sold out
Classic rambo
1-0 webm
>>66992621
>Mfw I support the CFG MLS team and Arsenal
>>66992622
im protesting innit
>>66992610
>UKIPPER calling someone poor
AHAHAHAHA GO FUCK YOUR MUM YOU FILTHY FUCKING CUM STAIN
>>66992621
Nah sperg, kys
>>66992622
>>66992622
it IS sold out
the empty seats are ST holders who haven't turned up
>>66992610
>ukip calling someone poor
wew lad
>>66992622
Hurr we r proteztin Wenger.
Guy has given his life for the club just for the plastic fans to turn on him. Arsenal is a shit tier club that Wenger has managed to drag to the champions league every season. He's done the best with what he's been given.
>jirpoo
![Sweden-refugees-welcome-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fF5REHR.jpg "Sweden-refugees-welcome-1[1].jpg")
>>66992595
Fuck off you wog scum.
Go blow yourself up.
>>66992664
Back to your shed, Sven.
>berahino scores the equalizer
>rips off his kit top to show a tottenham shirt underneath
>elneny
sanchez is on it today
Look at Sanchez showing off to potential buyers
/Trump/
>>66992697
Ya he will probably leave this summer. Possibly Ozil too.
SUB RAMSEY NOW
>>66992710
Someone should shop that to replace America w/ Arsenal.
>>66992697
P...please don't join back up with Guardiola at city
>arsenal fans literally abandoned their team for getting 'only' top 4
wew
How come we always play well when the fans actually protest? Is everything fixed.
Whenever someone brings the Wonga banner out we win like 4-0. When the fans walk out we play well.
>>66992724
Holy shit, that was totally useless
