Can minnesota tuck away another home game win?
>>66980620
They can, but they won't. Not tonight.
>>66980652
Well I for one support the state of hockey
How many will nemo let in tonight??
GIVE BACK SHARP AND ODUYA
>>66980777
Sorry trips; no backsies!
how underrated is dumba
>>66980777
TRIPS DEMANDS IT! GIB BACK TO HAWKS!
>>66980904
No. Go away.
>>66980902
4/10
He has tons of potential, played kinda shitty most of this year for some reason. Last year he was amazing
some guy is wearing a njd jersey at this game. what the fuck. parise isn't even playing
>>66980946
GO DEVILS NIGGA
>>66980946
Where at? Can you see him on the broadcast?
>the state of hockey
>>66981010
On SN360 I saw him behind the stars bench.
>>66981034
Maybe he's hoping >we'll sign kovy to reunite him with Parise
>bernie sanders
Surprisingly Wild has looked pretty alright so far.
>>66981137
Yeah I'm feeling good so far. But knowing >us >we'll concede a flukey goal
yfw the stars lose
>>66980620
>>66981137
Getting pinned down in >our zone, but >we're blocking a lot of shots
>>66981209
Cheers m8
>>66981137
Their hometown advantage is fucking real. I don't understand it. We still choke though.
>>66981248
>we
Is he a fennoswede?
>>66981290
>>66981227
got an alt green
it is 420 afterall
does anyone give a fuck about this series?
What's the name of this song?
>>66981354
Also known as Hitler's birthday.
>>66981400
back to your containment board with you >>>/pol/
>>66981265
Fuck I want to punch him
can both these teams lose this series? i don't want to see them anymore
>>66981400
Also known as UN Chinese Language Day
>>66981400
Oh, and it's the anniversary of the Columbine massacre, too, as it turns out.
So who's supposed to be the better team here? Dullass looks like shit
>>66981472
maybe if they were canadian teams
>>66981472
>not liking the state of hockey and 'murrican 'Berta
These are the two closest things to a canadian team
>>66981487
That shit legit ended childhood as we knew it.
>>66981487
>the Good Friday Massacre game also happened on this day
>>66981382
Charge
>>66981556
Did it really? Are you implying it started the spark of this huge PC and over involved parents problem?
>>66981599
Yes it did. Parents were quick to blame it on vidya and shows like Jerry Springer
DAT FUCKING SAVE ON THE TIP
>>66981634
Klebold and Harris had lots of balls. In some way you can say they are heroes.
End 1st.
0-0.
>>66981716
they would've been if they had killed the people that bullied them
>>66980620
Pretty tightly-played game so far but is getting into tennis match territory
Stuck with the Wild feed, so bland it hurts
>>66981716
I find people that say this are also the type likely to be a school shooter during high school.
You doing okay bro?
Lapanta was about to crack up when Russo mentioned sensitivity training lmao
>>66981936
it's definitely not something to take lightly
high school sucks but it's such an insignificant part of your life (socially) that anything to do with school shooting is retarded
>>66981891
Well, you could have gotten any other team in the playoffs. I couldn't even imagine that shit desu
>>66981599
Oh yeah. Big time. Things changed quickly and childhood innocence is gone and doesn't seem to be coming back
>>66982047
i started school in 2000, a year later 9/11 happened
fucking bullshit
>>66981936
First of all, BRO, I'm not in FUCKING high school anymore. Fuck off with that shit man. I can say whatever the fuck I want dude.
>>66982083
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
>>66982083
Not that anon, but sure you can say whatever you like. Just realize that other people will take serious words seriously, and will act accordingly, even if it pisses you off. Just be prepared for that.
>>66982083
I never said you were in high school just doesn't seem healthy to look up to them. You okay?
>>66982047
I was born in 1998 so I was never aware
>>66982193
disgusting
>>66982193
1993 here, but also rural Canada so I don't think it really changed shit. Our culture lags american culture pretty hard.
>>66982182
I wasn't saying I looked up to them. I was just saying I wouldn't be surprised if someone had their pictures up on their dining room walls or something.
>>66981599
Somewhat.
Round that time as well came the
>my child can do no wrong so I'm suing the school
mentality from entitled parents
>>66982319
I have a friend on cuckbook that was the high school shooter type and all his profile pics and cover photos are basically memes saying they were heros. Lots of people support them, it's fucked.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
woah oh oh oh oh oh I don't know how to crowd chant woah oh oh oh
>>66982361
That's fucked, I'd expect Cuckdeau to have his ass locked up.
Welp.
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
>stors
>stors
SKAAARRRRR THE SWISS HURRICANE
dullass stars
do you think people made fun of oduya for his name?
>>66982493
no, do ya?
>>66982493
Nah, more people make fun of Dumba for his name
And then he does stupid shit like that to add fuel to the fire
>>66982527
I would have
HEMSKY SCORES A PPG!!!
1-1 GAME!
DALLAS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
duuuuuuubbbbbbbbb :(
GOAL
Fuggggg that was such a good pk too
>10 year playoff scoring drought broken!
>Oh yeah its his first trip back to the playoffs in 10 years.
lol
COYLE COYLE COYLE COYLE COYLE COYLE
ALL THAT SNOW ON THE GOALIES FACE.
woah oh oh oh oh woah oh oh oh
SCAR
SCAR
SCAR
>STORS
SCARRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>66982623
>>66982619
AHAHAHAHAH
MILD
MILD
MILD
MILD
MILD
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>DALLASS
Chuck making a goal. Wut?
Fuck's sake.
>>66982623
Is there a wild Pepe?
SCOOOYYYYYRRRRRRRRRLE
Dallas is imploding.
This team sucks. I'm off to bed lads.
>>66982646
We've got this one
Dallas looking shook as fuck senpai
>>66982646
I do believe I have one
>>66982646
>>66982672
uber rare pepe coming through
>>66982677
What if I don't like vaporwave
>>66982646
Does anyone have my Pepe OC with the smug Pepe getting his dicksucked and a fat angry wojak with an NHL hat on in the back?
>>66982646
Smuk pareezee
God dammit don't throw this away wild
>state of hockey
Wew lads
fug
EAVES SCORES A PPG!!!
2-2 GAME!
SCOAR
This is good game. Go Stars.
Can any of u pedos post the haula if you hear me pic?
This fucking series man.
>THE CITY OF PENALTY KILLING LINES DURING THE PLAYOFFS
Jesus Christ, they are making every terrible PP team look like World Beaters.
where were you when dullass and the mild put on the best games of the first round?
>>66982762
agreed. go wild.
fuck
>>66982786
No, we're going for Stars. This is good game tho
damn minnesota looking a little shook now
Good to see we got some Offense going.
soft penalty , but well take it!
POWER PLAY
feels good to warm up your cold balls
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
WUT
SPEZZA SCORES!!!
3-2 STARS!
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
This goddamn series.
>>66982924
fuck off
Dat casual scarrrr
SPEEEZZUS
Pls come back Spezza
You can take Chiasson and Paul back
>>66982938
You fuck off.
LMBO mild
>>66982943
No backsies, Snes.
>>66982938
I'll shit in ur urn fggt
How much puck luck is Dallas going to get?
3rd goal of the series
>>66982979
>puck luck
>3rd goal of the game
Stars often score 4+ this season, so I'd say it's more than puck luck, or even luck of any kind.
mom says i can't have any more beer tonight :/
>>66983056
Tell that bitch you aren't drunk yet
>>66983025
I mean goals that were pretty lucky. The first going off a foot over the net and off Dubnyks back. 2nd getting deflected, Dalpe punches at it and it goes in. The last one could be not lucky and Spezza is that good but still has that plat happened this year?
I'm not saying they only won due to luck but god damn a break the other way would be nice.
>>66983081
The breaks is as the breaks is. And them's the breaks.
>>66983056
Better than when you can't drink anymore because your mom drank all of your beer and is now being obnoxious in front of everyone.
>>66983107
That's when you try to take advantage of her.
CHINNISH GOALTENDING
If the Wild tie this game up I won't masturbate tonight.
If the Wild win I won't masturbate for a week.
>>66983382
Pfft, please. We all know Wild fans masturbate over sissy boys daily. You can't break that addiction.
>>66983409
kek
>>66983409
Nah that's Tampa fans. Wild fans are pedos.
>>66983409
>not being into qt boipuss
>>66983447
TRANPA PLS GO
ScCcAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Getting a little chippy out there.
Comon boys
Waters been lodged in my ear for a day now and it really hurts. Help me out bros
>>66983603
turn your head to one side
>>66983382
Why don't you just kill yourself instead you disgusting pederast
>>66983652
Good advice. Might as well have just said "keep breathing"
>>66983603
pour rubbing alcohol in your ear
>>66983697
Well you aren't fucking paying me are you?
>>66983603
There's medicine for swimmer's ear. Go to a pharmacy.
I noticed Goligoski is an Assistant Captain on the Stars. Why don't they have a Texas native in that position, wouldn't that be more fitting?
>>66983717
That sounds dangerous
This game sucks I'm gonna go watch SJ vs LA
>>66983744
it works. just put in a cap full and let it swish around a bit then dump it out. it'll dry everything up as it dries
>>66983745
if you are neutral that is a much better idea. Neither of these teams will get past the Blues.
Who has the best slapper in the league?
Is he available to coach Ryan Suter?
>>66983772
This is a fact
>>66983765
>alcohol dries up water
The only way this works is if it replaces the water in your ear canal, which it wont since it has a lower density, The best you can hope for is that it kills any spiders in there. Otherwise there will only be pain, possibly hearing damage.
>>66983745
None of the games today matched up with last night's game. That game had everything including the dumbest and funniest reaction at the end.
>>66983765
Can you do this to get ear wax out? I use q-tips and I'm sure I've just piled a shit load of ear wax to where I can't get it out now.
I'm staying for the gets
>>66983800
look you dumb beaner if you fucking try it it'll work. I told you to fucking swish it around
>>66983810
ask captain scientist faggot
>>66983745
Cmon we want obertime
>>66983811
chekd
>>66983831
Captain Scientist, Can you do this to get ear wax out? I use q-tips and I'm sure I've just piled a shit load of ear wax to where I can't get it out now.
RIGHT NOW
>>66983811
>get trips
>oduya and shark aren't given back
ITS FUCKING HORSESHITE M8
>The Wild think they can come back
Come on boys. One more empty net goal to ice this game.
>>66983765
Ok I did it. I'll post the end results in /hoc/ with a high test picture
>>66983772
>implying
>>66983879
Not so fast...
Power Play!
FFS tie this Wild...6-on-4
>>66983874
With refpuck they can!
>>66983846
Time for some of that sweet
SWEET MEME MAGIC BOYS
4 minute minor, jesus.
6 on 4 for the rest of regulation, HERE WE GO BOYOS.
>>66983744
you can get something from walgreens that's specially made for that....but the main ingredient is rubbing alcohol
>4 minute minor
Now it's interesting
>basically 6 on 3
>Wild can't score
my sides
Oh boy herewego
>stors will just dump the puck and score an EN
Those last 20 seconds were pathetic, wild.
That was pathetic. Hilarious. Deposit your tears here, Wild fans
>its another stars win from a meme goal edition
Final:
DAL 3 - 2 MIN
pssh, better luck next time
Holy shit that was intense.
>>66983944
gnight sota
>6 on 4
>mild still can't deliver
4 PLAYERS
WITH ONLY 2 STICKS BETWEEN THEM
AGAINST 6 PEDOPHILES
Fuck. Close one
TEH STATE OF HOCKEY
LOLOLOLOLO
>6-on-4 advantage
>Season on the line
>Manage a handful of weak shots that have no chance of scoring
Welp it was fun boys.
>>66983978
only Oduya lost his stick
Coyle broke his
>texas hockey knowledge
>>66983978
This is why PEDOPHILIA. ALWAYS. LOSES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2N1Cn2apP0
