8-0 celebration thread. POST TOP MEMES
My Grandad is from Coruna
Still Shit
>>66972629
>manure fan
Lol gross
Leave our celebration thread immediately.
if real beat deportivo 8-0 how would /sp/ respond?
>>66972656
Left
These fags can only score against shit teams
>>66972665
>>66973086
>salt
Post autistic Messi memes and copypasta.
Extra points for Sprite related.
>>66972665
Stat padding Ronaldo but Suarez is clinical for smashing this small team.
Fix up /sp/ you barca loving autists.
>>66974121
this
>>66974121
>>66974340
Is it a pool of Sprite?
>>66974397
>tfw I actually dreamed of having a pool of iced tea when I was a kid
>>66974340
>>66974397
Thank you for this
>>66974340
>>66974489
i second this
How embarrassing for la liga
>>66974340
me on the left btw
bumping for epic memes
>>66974552
English premier league
Messi
>>66974697
>kobe
tsssu no score
>>66974121
>Be Messi's wife
>Wake up the morning after the Balloon Door ceremony to a dull, constant thumping noise
>Messi is standing in the corner next to the bed in his Sonic pajamas kicking the wall and muttering 'gotta go fast' to himself
>He pauses, looks over at you like a retarded chipmunk that saw a treat
>He grins at you and runs out of the room without saying anything
>Lay down and close your eyes and remember last night
>Your phone buzzes on the nightstand
>Text from Penaldo
>"You left your purse here last night"
>"I know, I can't wait to come back over and pick it up"
>"TSUUU baby"
>Smile genuinely for the first and only time all morning
>Messi runs back in the room with a plate of burned toast, cold scrambled eggs, and a glass of half-spilled orange juice
>Smiles and tells you "I-I made you breakfast!!"
>You're allergic to eggs
>He trips and spills the food in the bed
>Shouts "o-oh no! Bad Sonic!"
>Panics and begins to pick eggs from your hair while you hold back tears
>Cleans it up and eats the eggs he finds trapped between the bedsheets
>Tells you hes going to take a shower and sprints out of the room again
>Hear the shower water turn on
>Turn to your phone
>Google images
>"Ronaldo abs"
>Run your fingers over each image
>Hear Messi slip in the shower and he cries softly
>You cry softly
>>66974340
Kek he looks like he is having so much fun
>>66976281
how long did it take you to write that, Cristiano?
>>66977257
>Messi is currently standing in a McDonalds drive thru pulling a radio-flyer cart containing his Baloon door behind him wondering why the staff is taking so long to give him his ultra XL Cup Nou™ edition Sprite, when he suddenly remembers that 2 hours before he spotted Antonella leaving the ceremony hall followed 30 seconds later by Ronaldo who decided to make his exit by serenading the crowd with a forlorn and heartfelt TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU before quickly running in the direction of someone calling his name whose voice sounded curiously like Antonella's but then his thought is interreputed when the staff calls his name and tells him that his order is ready so he then pulls his cart up to the drive thru window to pick it up and then he tastes it and realizes that its 7-up instead of Sprite in his cup which he then viciously throws to the ground and stares at the lady menacingly before running inside the McDonalds and doing a forward flip over the counter to grab himself another cup which then finally fills with Sprite and then he calls uncles Xavi and Iniesta to come pick him up and give him a ride home.
>>66976281
leave Cristiano
>>66972593
Story?
Are we, dare I say it, back lads?
>>66976281
>Messi in Sonic pajamas
The mental image of that is adorable.
>>66976281
KEK
>no post of Dani's fall
i'm dissapointed
on a somewhat related note I miss xavi and iniesta because only with those two playing for barca you could really use top shelf possession memes
