>he watches sports but doesn't play any
>>66961585
>he eats food but isn't a chef
>getting all sweaty
>>66961585
>implying I don't golf
>he
>>66961585
I'd love to play all the sports I follow but it would be way too time consuming.
>he watches porn but doesn't have sex
>>66961647
fucking virgin, kill yourself
>>66961643
>all the sports
So...association football?
>>66961681
Football, tennis, golf, darts, snooker, winter sports and some a.football occasionally.
>>66961667
I was talking about (You), anon.
>>66961647
dam
>>66961647
kek
Whats it like being a virgin, virgins?
>>66961601
Not really analogous. OP wasnt saying you needed to be a talented athlete.
A better analogy would have been ">he watches cooking shows but never cooks." Which unfortunately for you tends to prove OP's point even more.
>>66961778
#rekt
>>66961795
>>66961778
>They watch porn but don't get laid.
You're welcome.
>>66961757
It's okay. We try not to think about it.
Do water sports count?
>>66961812
>being this bootyblasted
>>66961812
>this damage control
>>66961824
>>66961839
>virgin americucks
toppest lel
>>66961585
i play e-sport
>>66961647
i masturbate
>>66961585
I would love to set up a beer league football team with my mates but it simply won't work because unless you like eating noodles seven days a week during the semester you have to get a job for the summer. And that means you'll never have enough players available.
>he listens to music but can't play an instrument
>he enjoys beer but doesn't brew it
>he watches movies but doesn't act
>he plays call of duty but doesn't join the marines
>>66962480
plus you know...finish people like to stay indoors not socializing.
I bet you watch porn, you hypocrite
>>66963606
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>66961757
If that's a real question... not much. I just don't do it because I don't have a wife and I don't want to go to Hell.
>>66961757
literally feel nothing and the longer i stay this way the easier its become
