http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3546954/He-arrived-wasted-partied-wasted-stayed-wasted-Disgraced-Johnny-Manziel-pictured-dancing-ball-pit-Coachella-NFL-ultimatum-looms-nearer.html
holy fuck he's lost like 30 pounds it looks like
I say he goes to jail for something stupid this August, and he'll overdose or kill himself in 2018
>>66940072
or he gets his shit together and goes on to make the millions his talent can yield
meanwhile you'll still be memelording on /sp/ and obeser
Playing fooseball is gay as fuck anyway.
If I were him, i'd just party. It's not like he needs the money.
>>66940084
hi johnny
>>66940084
>johnny fags are still posting on this board
pathetic
get help
Another player killed by the Browns
>>66940087
>poopeland
>DUIs are a serious crime
When did MADD start posting on /sp/?
>>66940072
>ywn party with Johnny Football and Josh Gordon
Feels bad man
Manziel sadly proves that whites can be niggers too
>>66940072
>Having to use british websites to get news in the States about a person who plays a sport that literally nobody gives a shit about apart from Americans.
how bizarre
>someone went to coachella and had a good time
wow neat story, this is real hard hitting "news"
He's got a job with his dad making 300k starting waiting for him whenever he decides to sober up. He will be fine.Top lad.
but remember the media thinks it is totally fun and cool when gronk does these things :)
>>66940163
>person who plays a sport
ya blew it, harry
So hes clearly doing this because his entire life he was a superstar and then went to the pros and got BTFO. Right?
I dont like the guy but i imagine he'd be a pretty good quarterback if he was on a good team. Its too bad the first time in his life he fails he gives up and pursues the degenerate lifestyle.
If he had gotten released from the Browns and went to the Broncos he'd do great.
At least he goes on to become a pretty good meme.
see ya space coke boy
pretend to be religious meme continues i see
i can't be a complete cunt look im wearing a gold cross
>>66940187
gronk is good
RIP: He was handpicked, a savior. Took too many fifths of vodka to the sphincter and then partied too close to the sun.
>>66940163
>meme american athletes garner more press in the UK than british or even european ones do
>nobody gives a shit about football
interesting logic there Achmed
>>66940187
>gronk raging with his brothers every so often is the same as someone with a clear substance abuse problem
suck my WASP New England dick nerd
>>66940163
Most of the Daily Mail online readers are in the US
Most of the writers they employ are in the US and write about the US
>>66940087
>GOATistic Elitespouter
even if this name is full-on irony, it's gay as fuck. and here i was thinking NZ was the based non-cucked verion of australia
>>66940084
Hahahahahahahaha
>>66940199
He didnt fail because he was on a bad team. He failed because he parties like he's still in college. You simply cannot compete at this level when you treat your body as poorly as he treats his.
>>66940187
Gronk won a Super Bowl
>>66940199
Why does there have to be some psych 101 explanation like that? Maybe the guys just loves getting fucked up and banging whores?
>>66941330
I better change it then because the fat guy doesn't like it.
KEKEKEKEK
>>66940199
No....he's doing this because he's always been coddled by his family's money and as a pro athlete, he'd rather live la vida loca than work hard.
>>66941330
>>66941402
That's probably the basic reality of the situation. I bet JFF doesn't even see that, though.
>>66940084
Buttblasted tamu fan detected
>>66941402
you can. stabler is often brought up as an example of a player who did exactly that
but stabler also loved football and always wanted to win. i don't think JM has that drive.
I'd pay a ton of money to watch a video of Manziel get beheaded
Guys from extremely coddled backgrounds verrry rarely make great athletes.
this kid was the most obvious bust thats come through the draft in years, I couldnt believe people actually thought he was going to be some star
THIS is what passes for a ball pit these days ?!
>>66940072
>mfw >we could have had Based Carr or at least Teddybear instead of this guy if it weren't for Ray Farmer to be a full-blown retard
I try to still feel bad for Johnny, but it seems like he just doesn't love the game at all and wants to party his whole life (which will be cut short if he does). The biggest waste of talent since Alexandre Daigle of the NHL. Granted, he had the biggest talentless hack of a coach you could possibly find for his first two years of the league, but I doubt if John Madden himself could to motivate this kid and teach him discipline.
is it bad that i want to buy a johnny manziel jersey on nfl shop? it's $60 on clearance.
>>66940366
He's from Texas, that's the equivalent of wearing socks anywhere else.
>>66948704
>60
>on clearance
fucking christ id hate to see what it was NOT on clearance
>>66940084
not good for your image johnny reacting to randoms on /sp/
>>66946653
Stabler also did it in a complete different era, I don't think he could do it today and survive
>>66949438
its game used. what they dont know is you can extract a pound of cocaine from it
>>66940116
The only time DUIs are serious is if you're fall down drunk. Otherwise, if you're impaired slightly and drive down an empty highway at 4am (like I've done many times), it's really not that big a deal
>>66940100
Won't be the last
>>66942080
Now THIS is shitposting
>>66946653
Stabler played in a different time, when the average player did basically the same thing. Can't get away with that shit anymore.
>johnny goes out and parties
>the media freaks the fuck out
>literally every nigger in the league does the same thing at clubs every weekend
>nobody says shit
I'm calling fucking shenanigans, if you followed any NFL player around with cameras as much as they do with Manziel, you would find out even worse shit than this. It's only because he is white that he is held to this standard of conduct.
Why is he under so much scrutiny?
Tons of successful college QBs never make it in the NFL.
>>66942080
Thanks for the heads up, I'm gonna filter that faggot.
>>66949729
Think about Gronk and rethink your position.
>>66949528
I audibly kek'd
There is literally nothing wrong with getting fucked up at Coachella
>>66949770
gronk is black, bro
polacks are the niggers of white people
>>66949741
Only one college player wins the Heisman
He was a 1st round draft pick as well.
We meme on him the same as they memed on JaMarcus Russell years ago
>>66949524
>>66949720
social media effect,yeah. but it's no secret a lot of players back then were hardcore into drugs, alcohol, and didn't take care of themselves the way modern sport-scienced athletes do.
it's like how some druggies are high functioning, and some... aren't
>>66949729
Manziel misses team functions and when he does make it, he's hung over or even still drunk or high. Name someone else that does this?
I used to think he got treated unfairly, but I realize now this guy just doesn't get it. He's a class A fuck up
>>66949783
if he doesn't want to play in the NFL I guess there's nothing wrong with it
the guy has become nearly unemployable
>>66949854
There's just nothing wrong with it period. It's Coachella
Manziel is a shitty qb anyway
>>66949783
When you're Johnny Manziel and (supposed to be) fighting for you NFL life and trying to prove you are not just a partyboi to league decision makers, going to Coachella and getting fucked up is one of the worst things you can do. Nigga either doesn't care, or has zero awareness of how this affects how he's perceived. Doesn't matter which is true, I wouldn't want him on my team.
10 years from now Manziel will end up doing a commercial like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvjWCAa7kO0
>>66949824
>with the browns
i'd come to work high too if i had to play for that shitty team
if he was with a good org with a good coach he'd be fine and motivated
>>66949947
most overrated cop-out in the long and storied tradition of sports excuses
the guy is undependable by nature
>>66949947
Do people actually believe this shit?
>>66950045
Yes, he was set up for failure. Pundits make excuses like this for black players all the time, claiming that they were never placed in the right environment or system and that's why they are busts.
But since Johnny is white he is held to a higher standard and supposed to elevate himself past these issues through sheer force of will.
JaMarcus Manziel would be a victim. Johnny Manziel is shit on.
>>66940084
>>66950122
who the fuck is making excuses for jamarcus russel?
if russell hadn't fucked up so bad that the owners adjusted rookie scale on the CBA, manziel would've done it
>>66947546
it's a pit of balls what else do you want?
>>66940084
Yeah nothing like paying a cokehead chucker
>>66950122
Jamarcus Russell has been the laughingstock of recent NFL busts until Manziel, he didn't get the slack that you are imagining he did.
>>66950122
Na bro they are both just shitty
>>66949854
why? it is fine for people working in other fields to attend coachella. lawyers, doctors etc.. all go. Why do people think NFL players should be androids? it isn't like football is actually hard or worthwhile to the community.
>>66950332
>lawyers and doctors go to Coachella, honest!
I bet you're a DUDE WEED fag too
>>66950352
no weed makes me feel awful
>>66949812
No, it's not a social media effect. It's about how athletic training has developed so much more and adherence to great regimens is expected
Johnny manziel deathb owl thread when?
>>66950332
NFL players have it written explicitly in their contracts that they can't do drugs. Their physical fitness is held to higher standards than every other profession on the fucking planet.
I know Manziel is not the only NFL player to snort coke in a bathroom or get fucked up at a concert or beat his ex-grill, but most players either do these things in moderation or are low-key about it. Manziel is so out of control that somebody tweets him doing this shit regularly.
>>66940187
Gronk also isnt a fucking moron about it
You dont hear stories about gronk trashing rented mansions and leaving blow everywhere because he at least isnt an idiot when he parties
>>66940072
dude is addicted to heroin or coke.
as a fellow texan I don't like seeing johnny being shit on day in day out. getting old senpai. he's a dumbass though
>>66940084
lol this is some type of shit I would normally say. Thing is, johnny probably has a big fat trust fund to dip into every month. He doesn't have the motivation to be great and work at the NFL. that much is already obvious. desu senpai
>>66950486
where's the trust fund from? what the fuck are you talking about
>>66950466
He is constantly putting himself in a position to be shit on though
>>66950486
daddy is getting sick of his shit too though, that trust fund might be yanked out from under him until he gets his act together.
>>66950448
>Manziel is so out of control that somebody tweets him doing this shit regularly.
It's not like Manziel has more paparazzi and TMZ'ers following him around than literally every athlete ever.
BREAKING: Johnny Manziel just pissed without putting the seat back down after. Click here for exclusive photos
what a scumbag
>>66950514
His family is super wealthy off of oil i believe
>>66950522
it's not even paparazzi, it is random people seeing JFF snorting coke in a bathroom or skipping work so he can fly to Vegas in an awful disguise.
>>66949658
> wont be the last
That cornball died in 2014
>>66950466
If he was on Heroin he'd drop off the face of the earth.
The two last things anyone on heroin wants to do is party or be in public.
>>66950608
Maybe hes hardcore and speedballs
>>66940186
no need for that when you have a trust fund to cash in on each month
>>66949947
First round draft pick money
I would play soccer in romania for that bread.
I'm like 70% sure that the Browns will try to draft him again.
>>66940187
>tfw you could have been eskimo bros with Gronk
I should have fucked her m8s. I found out years later she hooked up with gronk her freshman year at zona
>>66950122
Mrs. Manziel stop it
>>66950634
I really doubt it. Speedball is mostly a meme, usually its people who have been doing coke and take H hours later to calm down but their tolerance is so high that they end up dying. Or vice versa. I doubt anyone would shoot up yakk and junk together.
I could see him having a coke or alcohol problem though. I knew heaps of trust fund party kids in college just like him who did
>>66950736
he had money in college. it's probably coke
>>66940152
>Irish and Arab
>white
>>66950700
>falling for this gay meme
Come out of the closet.
>>66950608
You are probably right. I bet he's dabbled with it though. you know he has.
he without a doubt has a coke problem.
>>>66940187
>Gronk also isnt a fucking moron about it
Exactly. Gronk likes to throw big jams and party, which is fine if it isn't done all the time, and doesn't get in the way of your obligation to your team, which it clearly doesn't with Gronk. That's why the media laughs it off with him, and condemns Johnny. I don't see how people can't understand this.
>>66940072
my boy manzile looking like a average fuckboi
>>66950833
>mfw not joking
could have been eskimo bros with the HOF meme TE of my generation. o well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiKZuCBW8iE
Mark Sanchez > Manziel
>Gets Primo Pussy
>Will start with best defense in the league behind him
DOES IT GET ANYMORE BASED
>>66950302
500k, cash, unmarked bills, 5s,10s, 20s, nonconsecutive numbers.
Manziel is a quarterback so he'll face extra scrutiny, but he's also Johnny fucking Manziel so he knows the media is going to keep an eye on him and look for reasons to rip on him for every little thing he does.
Manziel has no excuse, he knows the media is going to do this shit. If he really wanted to get his shit together, he wouldn't be doing the shit he's doing. It's unfair treatment from the media but boo fucking hoo, he has no excuse. I'm a Browns fan and I'm seriously disappointed in this fucking faggot. I was rooting for him when everybody else was rooting for him to fail, and now he's a failure.
>>66940163
I get my news from British sources.
Our media is absolute shit.
>>66940366
You can be flawed and religious bongalong. In fact that's kind of the point.
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/722585471352635393
BREAKING: Nike has terminated its endorsement deal with Johnny Manziel.
>>66957433
he still ate a mans ass on live tv
>>66940186
>yfw johnny single handled ruins their brand
>>66948008
as a Viking fan who only heard "vikes should draft Manziel he'd be perfect here" non-stop for months b4 the draft, THANK YOU Cleveland thank you
>>66948008
It wasn't Farmer, it was fucking Haslam. Farmer wanted Bridgewater bad, but Haslam forced the pick because of jersey sales and then tried to bullshit everyone with that "le magical hobo told me to pick him" story. The guy is acting like Jerry Jones on PCP, I hope he wised up by now, otherwise Cleveland won't dig its way out of shit anytime soon.
>>66962046
Lol, really? Who the fuck was saying that?
>>66961572
We can make fun of the butt fumbler all we want, but that dude is a millionaire banging hotties. I'd take that notiriety for millions.
If JFF was a black dude people would be treating him so much worse to be honest family
>>66962287
Jonny Flaming Faggot?
>>66962294
dude may have fucked his life up completely but let's not act like he wasn't the shit when he was at A&M
>>66962287
How exactly, they would say "nigger" on top of "junkie", "retard" and a "faggot"? They give him a lot of shit.
>>66961599
>>66940084
>or he gets his shit together and goes on to make the millions his talent can yield
Manziel has shown zero interest in getting his shit together these past two years. He doesn't deserve to be in the NFL, which is fine because he obviously doesn't want to be.
>>66962046
>hes happy with turdy shitwater
>>66962497
Not him, but at least Bridgewater is interested in playing in the NFL.
>>66962287
Found the cuck
>>66962287
we probably wouldnt be paying any attention or really care
>>66947005
Some fucker told me that he was going to be the #1 first round draft pick in his class lmao senpai
