Where were you when I became the best player in baseball?
>>66930096
That's not Mark Trumbo
>tfw you've watched Barry Bonds & Bryce Harper rise to eternal greatness
My "Make Baseball Fun Again" hat came in the mail today I'm hype.
>>66930109
what are you talking about?
>>66930295
The National League is a meme league
>>66930317
In what way?
>>66930343
Because memes like Bryce Harper play in it
>>66930359
You're retarded
this guy is great for the sport desu
hope he hits 74 dingers
>>66930432
>Great for the sport
lol, only if he Jose Bautista and David Ortiz are involved in a fatal plane crash
>>66930462
and you are what's wrong with the sport
>>66930096
>best player in baseball
>plays in the NL
>only marginally better stats wise than the MVP of an actual baseball league
>where's my ring?
>>66930471
Shut up you literal nigger
>>66930537
isn't it nap time grandpa?
>no defense
>best player
wew lad
>>66930549
>Acting like a nigger is good for the sport
Act like you've been there before. Look at Chris Davis, he'll blast a 400 ft home run, calmly toss his bat aside and calmly jog the bases. Know why? He's not a nigger and he has class.
>>66930647
He's on so many steroids he can't even move his wrists to flip a bat.
>>66930622
He's a fucking chimp and Harper gets way more hate than him. Also, >zero MVPs
>>66930688
Lol, mad at the Orioles?
it's just a slump lad
>>66930712
Why would I be mad at an overrated team? Their white trash fanbase is obnoxious though.
>>66930647
fuck off faggot they play a little boys game. the whole point is to have fun and not take it serious
>>66930741
Mad as fuck
>>66930096
>Roider
>Shit fielder at a babby position
Posey is the true best player in the game tbqhwyf
>>66930760
>that flag
>this topic
>>66930647
>when I get mounted from behind, as I usually do because I'm a sissy bitch (i.e. your team is shit), I like the guy to be a gentlemen and tell me it's all going to be okay. I'm so accustomed to taking giant dicks up my ass that the insults and the hairpulling hurt worse than the actual buttrape
>>66930812
and thus we glimpse into the true mind of your typical Canadian poster.... When did you fucks become the new Australians?
>>66930622
My nigga
>>66930842
it's true though, you can't handle these nigs dropping bombs on you, and there's nothing you can do about it, so you get mad at their demeanor instead.
>>66930947
My team is a winning team and doesn't act like that so fuck off
>>66930968
winning or not, doesn't change the fact you're a bitch and can't handle it when some schmuck rubs your face in the dirt after dominating you
pro tip he's still laughing while you're being buttblasted on a cantonese noodle comparison forum months later
>>66930096
I can't wait until he is a Yankee
>>66931106
you're projecting an awful lot there
>>66931129
you shut your fucking slut mouth
>>66931146
good retort fuckboy, when papi smashes a 400ft walkoff in my face, I hate him, I hate the sox, and I wanna get back at them as soon as possible. I don't air my grievances about manners like a 19th century housewife on a nip bulletin board indefinitely and cry every time someone show's some joy in the sport
>>66931202
He is going to hit so many fucking home runs over the short porch in right. They'll rename is "Harper's Stoop".
>>66931202
nobody else is going to give him a 500 million/10 year contract with multiple opt outs and a private penthouse sex dungeon
>>66931240
You don't even have a baseball team fuckboi
>>66930781
Posey's not the best player in the game but he is the most dominant position player at his position
>>66930096
having sex
>>66930096
Tell me where were you?
You were sittin' home watchin' your TV.
While I was participating in some anarchy.
>>66931146
Rekt famalam
>>66930096
Whoops! You posted a scrub, instead of Carols Correa.
>>66930622
>le get thrown out trying to steal 3rd with 2 out and Chris Davis up with your team trailing by 2 man
"No"
This guy is just amazing. I can't wait until the Yankees sign him.
Trout > Machado >>>>>>>> Harper
Somewhere watching a real sport.
>>66943425
>trout
>>66943489
>le green arrow meme
that'll really shoot down his argument
>>66943566
>>66943425
>trout
>>66943489
>>66943734
and what is wrong with Trout?
>>66943750
Nothing. He's just being retarded
>>66930096
Please, the entire cubs starting lineup is better than that memer
>>66930647
>excitement is bad
>having fun is what's wrong with baseball
>muh unwritten rules
You are everything that is wrong with baseball.
>>66930096
But Harper-kun, you are not Arrieta Senpai.
>>66944624
If you want to act like a cocky disrespectful monkey then you take the risk of getting drilled in the rib cage with a fastball next time at bat. That's just the way it is
