/heem/: hat edition
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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>Matt Mitrione hopes to help cause a change in how the UFC treats its fighters
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11448926/morning-report-matt-mitrione-hopes-to-cause-a-change-in-the-way-the
>Diaz brothers get stockton slap in UFC 2 patch
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/17/11435736/ea-sports-ufc-2-director-says-adding-stockton-slap-to-game-was-a
First for Bangbro.
>>66921839
i hope people only like him because he is undefeated
>>66921839
who /allesio/ here?
>>66921852
Top lad.
>>66921857
>losing to chris weidman
>>66921853
why do you dislike him
>>66921857
me lad, i like his tats
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11446978/rose-namajunas-has-arrived-just-in-time-to-be-the-next-rose-namajunas
"Namajunas on the show was a feral hellcat who just wanted to rip apart opposition, as if to salve some hurtful thing in her Milwaukee past. She seemed to be punching at a million faces."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLwsbBqbw4LprdEFBgTPDu4NQdPUnx1mJy
>Beaten twice by him
>He's a pussy
what's going on here lads
>>66921905
link broken
>>66921874
I really loved Embedded when they first started doing them, but looking back I've grown to miss the more casual and less predictable nature of Dana's classic fight week blog week videos
Predictioncuck...
>>66921910
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klUl3anzdfE
>>66921927
he was speaking so fast, I doubt he was thinking before saying things.
>>66921924
Yes?
>>66921942
He didn't get a chance to expend all his energy, probably left him restless all weekend
>>66921905
he's trying to get headlines
more than you can say about anyone else his size
>>66921950
Fake
>>66921857
reporting
>>66921954
he reminds me of Wayne Williams
>>66921950
start the picks goof
>>66921954
>those uppercut's speed
>>66921927
Yeah when he called out a man that beat him twice, the second time being a boring shut down, I had to yell at my screen to remind him that he was 0-2. Is it just the paycheck that he wants? Fuck you and your smile.
>>66921954
It doesn't look natural, it's like the camera can't even track his hands so it looks like edited shit
>you know realise OSP will heem Jones and then lose to DC
>>66921976
It's Monday. Relax.
>>66921997
where were you at last card senpai, prove it's you fag
Bones live on ESPN
Who else /saramcmannsass/ here?
>>66922003
yes, yes this. I had to do that shit three different times and the last one that i didn't do was the one used for the actual fights. Bullshit. And I picked right god damn it.
>>66922015
you now remember Ronda is fighting in November, either against Miesha or Nunes and retiring with the belt.
>>66922011
which espn, all nba to me, is there a canadian espn?
>>66922015
>You now realize that Sara McMann is 1-3 in her past 4 fights.
What went wrong?
>>66922034
It's about to air right now. They're doing their top story bracket shit, JON JONES JOINS SC.
>>66922034
nvm its over
Remember to vote for Paige tonight on Dancing With The Stars
>>66922029
of course she is - she dare not fight holly again
>>66922015
I don't know why but I want to fuck Sara so hard right in that motherly puss of hers
>>66922045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUfVr_FobzI
>>66922078
how would her and Ngannou's children look like?
>>66922045
you know it
>>66922045
is she even a star or are they scraping the bottom at this point?
>>66922034
>>66922039
>Notable Legal Issues
>Is asked about his "altered state" when using drugs in the past
>sober questions. Legal questions. Drag racing questions. No fighting questions. NY question.
Hahaha god damn. Nothing special.
>I tell ya MMA gets no respect.jpg
>>66922104
>you now remember the Arianny and Sheik meme
>>66922124
the fuck someone died in the octagon?
>>66922124
is a boxingcuck in charge of ESPN?
>>66922150
yeah conor's protege beheaded a goof in dubin
>>66922173
no you goof, those are all valid questions
you could tell when jon was asked about how training is for him sober now vs when he was high all the time that he just wanted to say,"not much"
instead he had to bs some story about him feeling free now
he also mentioned how h
Shes counting on you, train hard.
>>66922185
how he felt more artistic while stoned
very solid point there, i feel the same way as do the diaz bros
why do the goat's always smoke weed?
>>66922186
ugly af & a ronda fan
no thanks bud
everyone knows this is the true mma waifu
>>66922203
>ugly
delete
Who will replace Joe Rogan?
>>66922219
jon anik
>>66922219
Frank Mir
loooooooooooooooooool
>>66922219
Robin Black
>>66922252
she's fuckin rowdy!
>>66921857
My eternal boy
>>66922219
Brian Stann
>>66922219
Gilbert gottfried
>>66922125
thought it was elliott hodge at first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26zniaz-bKE
>>66922219
a 20mb usb stick loaded up with all his catch phrases, hooked up to a speaker
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Fedor-Emelianenko-to-Face-Fabio-Maldonado-at-Rizin-FF-Event-on-June-17-103417
>>66922219
mike goldberg
he'll do both his part and joe's
>>66922324
I'M NAKED
>>66922324
AND WANDERLEI SILVA IS BEATEN BY WANDERLEI SILVA
>>66922344
Based Goldie
https://streamable.com/xe4z
https://streamable.com/xe4z
https://streamable.com/xe4z
how can anyone not love that lovable goof?
>>66922219
Why did Rogan have girls instead of boys?
>>66922317
>20mb
optimistic
>>66922219
Girl in the white looks like such a gangster.
>>66922355
>>66922362
IT IS ALL OVE...NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIi3RMlH0OQ
>>66922378
Rogan has literally been setting up jiu jitsu fights between them since they were babies.
http://youtu.be/ZvDysyCGQ7g
>>66922321
Not confirmed yet apparently. Maldonado is one of three potential opponents.
>>66922394
does rogan make it a point to say 'nigger' in front of every black guest he has on his show?
>>66922413
why, does it bother you?
>>66922440
yes it does
its 2016, le cool edgy racist meme was cool maybe 10 years ago
>>66922406
who are the other two?
>>66922450
>getting triggered over a word
>>66922450
>its 2016, le cool edgy racist meme was cool maybe 10 years ago
>>66922451
Shawn Jordan?
>>66922492
that makes sense, just read an interview with the EFN promoter and he said they are talking to fighters from the US and Australia. Not sure which Aussie they can realistically get.
>>66922506
oh god it's probably Peter Graham
Are we in the jones era, what era of mma are we in?
>>66922515
well he did beat the world strongest man in his last fight, which makes him the current world strongest man.
>>66922516
There are only 3 officially recognized eras of MMA history.
Pre-Schaub era
Schaub era
Post Schaub era
We are currently in the Schaub era.
>>66922550
who?
>>66922516
in the era of douchebags, i miss when there was respect and honour in MMA
>>66922516
post USADA era, all the big names of the former generation are being torn down
>>66922516
the reebok era
>>66922587
We'll look back on this as the greatest catastrophe of modern mma
>>66922516
We are in the Entertainment Era
>>66922587
And the ascent of the Natty Goats to the top of their divisions
>>66922516
Post USADA era.
i wish schaub wouldn't have gotten deleted, he would have raped this memeweight div
>>66922219
Andy Dick.
>>66922115
rodeo guy Ty Murray, snowboarder Louie Vito, wide receivers Jacoby Jones, Donald Driver, Hines Ward, Chers daughter/son Chastity/Chaz Bono, olympic skater Apolo Anton Ohno (at least he took the gold), Aly Raisman (olympic gold medal gymnast), Diana Nyad (swam from bahamas to florida), and a bunch of reality show "stars" like snooki and "the situation", kardashiancunt, kate gosselen, etc. this show has always scraped the bottom of the barrel for starts to the point of redefining the meanoig of "star". perhaps if chimpette makes a significant impact we will be blessed next season with watching Sarah D'Alelio or Nikki Knudsen compete.
Reminder that Rizin will overtake UFC by the end of 2017. They are already stealing some talent and treat their fighters much better, in addition to the vastly superior production and entertainment value. When Rizin is on it feels like a spectacle but when UFC is on its just another ordinary event.
>>66922624
Nate bigger than Bisping even in the foreground.
>>66922716
>Diana Nyad (swam from bahamas to florida)
ALLEGEDLY
ALLEGEDLY
lads what is more likely; cejudo beating mighty mouse or OSP beating jones?
>>66922747
DC sucking that dick.
>>66922587
USADA was a mistake
Most of the top 10s are still probably on PEDs. It sucks to see guys get popped and have their careers ruined when you know most of their "clean" opponents were using too. I mean, let's be real, people give Vitor shit for KOing Rockhold while on roids, but does anyone seriously believe that Rockhold was clean for that fight (or any fight)? This shit happens all the time, and it's actually less fair than using PEDs is.
They should go the complete opposite direction and just make all PEDs legal, maybe with the exception of stuff that's really really bad for you. Fortunately the PEDs that really fuck you up don't have much crossover with the PEDs that make you better at fighting, anyway.
>>66922747
I'd be more confident about OSP pulling off something crazy like a standing arm crank snap city than Cejudo (best win, a split decision over Formiga) defeating Mighty Mouse.
http://youtu.be/C__LQw6d2DA
>>66922795
Aoki vs Cruickshank mixed rules match time!
>>66922516
USADA wwe era
>>66922795
Based Shinya
>>66922833
Littering isn't cool, buddy.
>tfw you could heem every here
![aoki_786_poster_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KUYmZkb.jpg "aoki_786_poster_crop_north[1].jpg")
>>66922839
>>66921954
I think Dodson would beaty Mighty Manlet at 135, the cut to 125 is too much for Dodson and he loses his super speed
>>66922378
weak jawline
>>66922852
>the faces of heem
>>66922852
Id kill you
>>66922852
>black thick framed glasses
is there anything that makes you want to punch someone in the face more?
Is Khabib an A-level athlete?
Can anyone please post webm of Rashad getting heemed by Glover?
>>66922910
he could have ear gauges
>>66922928
>>66922829
Jones looks unhealthy.
>>66922938
thanks
>>66922928
>>66922852
Colbey esque in his neck game, Joe
>>66922960
thanks again
>>66922998
top kek
still easier than street signs
Soon™
>>66923018
well you dont have to click anything so it's fairly easy
>>66922998
nice OC lad
Some JBJ on ESPN
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=15228547
>>66923048
>tfw been nearly 2 months since a PPV
>>66922998
top kek
>>66922998
plz trade girl faces for rondas
>>66923056
enlighten me
>>66922910
Fag tats
Oxymoron I know, but some are worse than others.
>>66922998
10/10
>>66923186
(non of them are natty)
>>66923225
suace on this?
>>66923248
oh right, but I thought you meant you had some way to circumvent captchas in general
>>66923273
Buy a 4chan pass
>>66923252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jxnJx_fZt4
>>66922852
artem lobov could choke your giraffe necked ass out bro
>>66923348
Torres looks too happy for someone who just lost. Doesn't even seem like she cares. Womyns mma is a joke.
>>66923290
so glad little man got tapped. One more fight and we wont see anymore of is midget ass
>>66923348
JUST
>>66923348
Someone shop the JUST hair onto tecia
>so glad little man got tapped. One more fight and we wont see anymore of is midget ass
>>66923420
Well we're going to see at least one more championship fight, in fairness.
>>66923464
what fight was this?
ONNIT
>>66923509
Chase Beebe vs Eddie Wineland – WEC 26
Okay, so apparently Fedor vs Maldonado is officially booked now.
>yfw Fedor on FightPass
>>66922516
>Tfw we were once in the McGregor era
How quickly things change, lads
>>66923570
We still are
I saw one of these knockout webms over on /pol/. Shit this "sport" is embarrassing. I was a Marine for 6 years. Fighting all over the world, killing people. Then a DEA agent for two. I would knock the fuck out of everyone in the UFC. And after I would beat the fuck out of everyone in this thread.
>>66923789
No.
>>66922764
No, the answer is advancement in nutrition, strength & conditioning and training as athletes (less weight-cutting is good too). Without PEDs the next thing fighters can do to get the edge in competition is the other aspects that go into conditioning their bodies.
New era will be natty fighting closer to body weight and them training as pro athletes with organized camps and coaches for every aspect of preperation.
The Nose is on the air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoiF8_8QxRw
>>66923526
req nate slapping and flipping off hendo plz
>>66922219
You can tell the older one will grow up to be such an annoying spoiled hoe
>>66922219
Joe tried to get rid of his manlet genes and ended up having two girls lol
>>66923806
You might knock 1 fighter out. Out of 50. 49 times you'd lose in embarrassing fashion by the various methods of finish in the sport of mixed-martial arts. You'd go cripple and fall down to leg kicks and body shots, KO'd by straight punches, hooks, kicks. Cry out tapping in submission to arm locks, heel hooks. And slip into the darkness strangled in guillotines, triangle chokes and rear-naked chokes.
basically kys faggot
Name a HW with a more impressive win streak at the moment
pro tip: you can't
>>66924174
>taking the obvious bait
>>66924092
It's because he's a fighter. He said all the best Munsters in the UFC have girls instead of boys. Joe spars hard, Kettle bell training at the Onnit Academy, kale shakes, hunting deer. All the guys who train the hardest have girls because they run out of test. Couldn't get taller had to get wider.
>my roommate had $50 on rashad
>>66924205
>implying there aren't seriously people who think like him and I'm not just having fun
Gonna dump heems
>>66924006
You can tell the younger one already enjoys marijuana and mushrooms.
>>66924092
And? He's indeed not passing his manlet genes by having girls.
>>66924264
Why was Thatch so noob?
>>66924309
>lesbian mother
>lesbian mother gets dyke gf
>dyke gf is regional champion of meme Kwon do or some shit
>teaches him in the garage
>his mom and his mom's girlfriend are his trainers
He was fucked from the get go
>>66924309
Well to be fair that 1-2 was lighting fast in real time and came out of nowhere
>>66924192
Werdum broke him, a rematch has to happen
>>66924369
>>66924369
Gunny literally used Quick Attack. that shit was crazy
>>66923526
ufc 73 silva finishing marquardt pls
>>66924247
you shouldnt bet with your mom's money
>>66922247
brain is destroyed
When will WMMA go away?
The womens fights last card were beyond garbage
>>66924478
they shouldnt have women and men segregated
its sexist
the divisions should be gender neutral, like bathrooms
Reminder that Jones is a glorified can crusher, whose majority of wins are over old men and bloated MWs.H is best win was over a 36 year old DC which was a boring decision and he an absolute gift decision over Gus.
To be honest
I miss the conor meme
>>66924507
(you) earned it
>>66924515
>conor meme
dust the FW division, moves up 2 weight classes and only loses after gassing out (he was smashing Nate before that) still gets called a meme
haters keep hating Conor will keep money making
lmaooooooooo
based black beast
If Conor were to knock Nate out badly would be back on the throne again?
Or is the meme forever tarnished
Black Beast is ready for his red panty night
>>66922852
look how long your neck is you fucking giraffe. id heem you so easy
>>66924573
the mcmeme dream is over
we're all #woke now
>>66923989
Don't have UFC on Fox cards, gonna try and grab those tonight though, so obviously I'll get a ton of Nate out of that
>>66924411
Will do, just gonna have something to eat but I'll post it in here in a bit
>>66924543
it's true tho
he fights at 205 pounds and can't knock guys out with his hands
he's 6'4" and can't even dunk
he's a decision machine lengthbabby
Black Beast is MY BULL
i want the black beast to be my bf tbqhwy my /heem/ family
>>66924622
what is a bull?
Lewis shitting all over Croatia lel
CROATIA BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
BASED BLACK BEAST
>>66924642
>>66924622
goddamnit quit cucking me,
black beast is mine, fight me faggot
>>66923513
>dat cutie british slag curator
this interview kek
BACK THEN THEY DIDNT KNOW ME
NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME
black beast keeps it real son, he's like a big black diaz brother
>>66924686
there already is one
>>66924702
wow thats a fat posse.
I figured the Diaz bros didnt roll that deep because they seem pretty anti social
>>66924244
>All the guys who train the hardest have girls because they run out of test
nah it has nothing to do with being a roidfag with pea-sized testicles
He sounds like a black Boomhauer
have a rare Dana
You now remember Ryan Bader
post black beast
>>66924589
kk - thanks again for webm related
>>66924823
no i dont
>>66924642
What did he say?
>>66924823
Does Bader remember Ryan Bader?
>>66922386
>a nice dose of vampire sexuality
You now remember Sean McCorkle
>>66924840
how crap the food was and that he basically stayed in the hotel room and ordered room service
BJ's fighting again? neat
bj is albuquerque bro now
>>66924892
But there's a KFC in Zagreb...
Has BJ always sounded like he's on the verge of tears?
>>66925000
because he knows he's gonna lose
reminder that the black beast heem'd that goof jared rosholt
>>66925000
kinda yeah
>>66924411
>>66925000
it's because he's trying to speak proper and not with his normal hawaiian pidgin
You now remember your first kiss
>>66925061
thank you always loved that sweep and finish
>black beast meme
>>66925141
:^)
thx nice memory
>>66925141
I can't remember something that hasn't happened yet.
>>66925141
bj should fight artem
>>66925141
>first kiss at like 8 years old full on making out with 12 year old daughter of family friend
>kissless ever since
>>66925211
>>66925141
You now remember your first heem.
>>66925211
GAY
>>66925141
The age of 23
>>66925141
I was 14, she was 17, she was french and I only knew a few words
She span her tongue round like a washing machine the crazy bitch
but then she fucked me in a caravan about 3 days later and I didn't cum because I didn't know what the fuck was going on
Didn't kiss anyone else until I was 18 except some slag I met at the bus station who was dared to by her mates (still wanked over that kiss for a whole year though, fuck you Lucie)
>>66925141
>tfw your first kiss was a boy
>>66925211
>>66924622
>>66924661
>their bull is lewis
GEORGESES
Will GSP say anything important or just talk about his dinosaur show?
My day immideately gets better when I hear GSP :3
>>66925272
kek saved
>>66925272
>>66925324
fuck you man
I was in the middle of cropping that
fuck you
