NATIONAL LEAGUE
NL EAST
1. Nationals 9-1
2. Phillies 5-7
3. Mets 4-6
4. Marlins 3-6
5. Braves 2-9
NL CENTRAL
1. Cubs 9-2
2. Reds 6-5
-- Cardinals 6-5
4. Pirates 6-6
5. Brewers 5-6
NL WEST
1. Giants 7-5
-- Dodgers 7-5
3. Rockies 6-5
4. Padres 4-8
-- Diamondbacks 4-8
AMERICAN LEAGUE
AL EAST
1. Orioles 8-3
2. Red Sox 6-4
3. Blue Jays 5-7
4. Yankees 4-6
5. Rays 5-7
AL CENTRAL
1. White Sox 8-3
-- Royals 8-3
3. Tigers 7-3
4. Indians 5-4
5. Twins 2-9
AL EAST
1. Rangers 7-6
2. Angels 5-6
-- Mariners 5-6
4. Athletics 5-7
5. Astros 4-8
is there a tigs thread or nah?
or is everyone else just watching the pistons
Braves pissing away a 5 run lead
angels
>>66904682
suck
Astros
>getting swept by a team that was 0-9 prior
>>66904707
mad at the angels?
>>66904848
yeah the marlins suck
>>66904403
>>66904606
>895,500,000 venezuelan bolivars
>>66904403
.
>there team doesn't have an asian
![AP397934718548[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A8g7dXP.jpg "AP397934718548[1].jpg")
>>66904403
Higher quality
>>66905321
>there
though i did wish the Tigers had an asian
reds please take back frazier
We're back boys
>giving up a leadoff double to Jon Lester
No mention of the Nationals. you can call them a meme team all you want but this year they're realer than redbirds
Occasional reminder that the only NL West team (and only team in Califirnia) not good enough to win a pennant in 27 years is the Los Angeles Dodgers.
>>66904403
whoops, the Rays are 4-7, not 5-7, my bad. I choked as bad as Clayton Kershit making this thread
Anyone just see what Kinsler did? Gave me a hearty kek
>>66906258
no, what he do?
>>66906300
Dropped a pop-up on purpose to force the faster runner (Rasmus) at second, but the way he tried to sell it was funny
https://twitter.com/BestFansStLouis/status/721786969634811904
>al east
>al central
>al east
>OP
A's btw
Thread where
>>66906520
Jesus Christ I'm retarded
>>66906691
EAST? I thought you said WEAST!
Royals at Athletics
>>66907386
ICHI ICHI ICHI
ICHI ICHI ICHI
ICHI ICHI ICHI
>tfw your team fell for the Cueto meme and it's working out just fine
>>66907921
its still very early in the season but yeah he's been doing good so far :) phils goodman.
>>66907921
Feels good man
>Greinke shit
>Miller shit
>Pollock ded
Has any team ever had it's dreams crushed this early in the season?
Barves just swept the Marlins lol
Bryce just raped the Phils in the 10th
>Phillies about to get swept
>There were people who thought Trout was better than Harper
>cusb
>>66908102
Winning the off season curse strikes again
>mormons
really the worst people on earth. they vote for ted cruz and can't pitch a scoreless inning
>Papelbum
>>66908102
the padres last year
>paplelbon
>TRASHINALS
Papelbon status = faggot
>Pooplebum
>April 17th
>Stranglebon already blowing saves
Steven Wright deserves better
>>66908932
NOT SO FAST
>PAPABUNS
>STRANGLEBON
>PAPELDOUCHE
>Phillies score 2 runs against Paplebon
Well...that happened. I'll fucking take it.
THE CITY OF WASHINGTON, DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
>>66904403
>papelbon
I want that to happen EVERY time Papelbon pitches against the Phillies
>>66909473
>>66909471
>>66909467
>>66909457
>>66909452
>>66909422
>>66909412
>>66909411
>>66909401
>>66909348
You guys are not funny. This is a person's life not a game.
>Papsmear
Angels choking the fuck out right now
dang, Paplebon choked harder than Bryce harper when he didn't run out that pop fly
>>66909422
lowest runs scored in league. Your pitchers can't produce healthy offspring. Your playoff goat leads the league in hitting on a different team.
Well Pap sure knows a lot of different ways to choke
>>66909623
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
>Pirates above .500 again
Well this season was fun while it lasted.
JUST
>>66909609
You are so mad right now.
>>66909672
lol you have the same record as the phillies
>>66909707
>April 17th
>I take records seriously
>>66909672
Almost as bad as a blown save to keep the team in first :/
Can someone explain what happened with papelbon? I didnt follow that game
>>66909796
He choked
>>66909736
didn't you hear we're going to have a 400 hitter
>>66909817
What was the situation?
Is Tyler White already a candidate for ROTY?
>>66909847
https://streamable.com/tlcx
>>66909847
2 outs up by 1, man on 2nd, gave up several base hits lost 3-2 in the 10th
>>66909886
>Tyler White
laterally who?
>>66909847
Bottom of the Tenth, up 2-1. Gave up a one out double to PETER BOURJOS, then an RBI single to ANDRES BLANCO, then a walk-off RBI Double to FREDDY GALVIS
>>66909886
Of course
>>66909928
casual as fuck
>Phillies intentionally get BTFO the first two games
>This puts the Trashinals into a false sense of security
>Constantly stifled by Charlie "King of Pitchers" Morton
>The Mack takes him out early, a brilliant strategy to make the Trashinals think they have a chance
>Elite bullpen gives them a pity run, then in the top of the tenth gives Bryce Harper a pity dinger, knowing this would put the World's greatest choker on the mound
Senpaitachi of /mlb/, is there any greater gift than getting to face the Los Angeles Doyers in a playoff series?
If you have ever been in this situation, what was your genuine reaction when you found out that Clayton Kerchoke/Kershit was starting a game against your team? Did this fill you with warm feelings?
What was it like to beat this shit team in the playoffs, to silence the arrogant dumb mexishits who thought their team would cruise to an Eries, despite absolutely no track record of success in the playoffs?
YANKEES SUCK
>losing to le rebuild team
>a fucking fish
>>66910204
>A FUCKING FISH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>A FISH
>A FUCKING FISH
>NAMED AFTER A FUCKING SEAFOOD DELICACY
>>66910187
There is no better gift anon. None better. Maybe facing the Cusb but that's only because of a curse and not sheer incompetence.
>>66910187
Never forget
Also, the Phillies are only 4 games out of first place, and have 149 games to close the gap
>>66910187
>batted over .400 in the WS
Why is he so perfect, giantsbros?
Is this the year that >we finally go under .500? Is it finally happening?
>>66910390
gib back
>>66910390
Because, to use a cliched as fuck phrase, he's a gamer. He's the best. I even forgive him for appearing in the show, 'Cancer House'
>>66910187
mfw tbqhwy familia
will sneks make post?
>angels game won't end
CAN'T GO TO WINGSTOP UNTIL IT DOES REEEEEEEEEE
New to the sport. What happened here, /mlb/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tHa63o9ujA
No one will be able to stop us this year
>>66910730
No. Giants will
>>66910876
multiple entries
>>66910432
Why do you think that?
>>66910343
Fucking Ruin Tomorrow Jr...
>>66911055
Offense is slowing down, and the rotation can't get past the fifth consistently. Hopefully they are just getting all of this out of the way now, but if they don't break out of it, it's going to be a long season.
>>66911163
how long until strasburg
>>66910432
How much are you willing to give up for Mazara
>>66911147
I will 100% defend the trade. We lost NOTHING of value. We'd have what would amount to the same team if we kept those prospects. Maybe we don't have Nola because Cossart gives us a smidgen of hope once
>>66911229
Want to further gut your farm?
do you remember when the Twins didnt have a single win?
It was right before the angels played them
>Are the Astros going to make the playoffs, anon? They're starting off badly, and I really want to wear this outfit to a playoff game.
>>66911288
This is for fantasy baseball senpai
>>66911333
Ha ha of course they aren't, mom.
Fukn lmao
Matt Adams is an irrelevant player in the cards organization. Youd think nigga is the second comming of Pujols because of all the prospect hype
He mite have taken Kershaw deep but Kershaw still standing on that mound butt fucking every hitter bia the curve
Real talk, fistfight to the death, who wins between Clayton Kershaw and Matt Adams?
>>66911229
>>66911371
My Outfield is pretty set for right now m8. I've got Granderson, Trout, Gardner, Cespedes, and Brantley
>>66911478
Kershaw. He's legitimately a big guy
>>66911490
>my outfield is pretty set
>I've got Granderson [...] Gardener
>>66911526
Kershaw and Adams are both 6'3".
>>66911576
hmm. I dunno then
>two teams were 0-9 at start of weekend
>they're both 3-9 now
>todays games were both won in extras
like pottery
>Loose Anales Anals of Analslime
what the fuck happened to the angels
>fatt adams
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT MINNESOTA WAS WINLESS PRIOR TO THIS SWEEP
>ANALSLIME
>ANALHEIM
>ANALHYMEN
>>66911676
Baseball is so stupid. If the twins were 4-5 we would have won at least one game no problem. But an 0-9 team is due to get hot.
>yfw the twins and braves go 153-9
>>66911738
We still swept Jokeland.
>>66911676
Mike Trout is their entire team and he's sucked shit to start the season.
When Trout isn't carrying them all they have is an old busted Pujols and no one else.
>>66911774
>Then get swept in the LDS by the Phillies/Astros
>>66911676
starters that can't get past 6 innings and sciosias >muh matchups
>>66911800
>A-AT LEAST WE SWEPT THE WORST AL TEAM OF 2015
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>ANALHEIM
>>66911163
Its early man.
>>66911845
he said oakand not the mariners
>>66911249
A better GM would have flipped Pence for way more than Tommy Joseph considering 5 prospects were given up for Pence. Joseph still in minors, Cosart, Singleton, and Santana all in majors. Our team also would have been in the rebuilding stage quicker if Amaro didn't spend 2013 and 2014 doing absolutely nothing.
He fucked up.
What qualities and skills are utilized for relief pitching? Why aren't all pitchers starting pitchers?
Is there any doubt this is the most dangerous team in the league?
They had to get some losses out of their system. Now, here they come. Prepare your anus, MLB.
>>66912039
They're the anti-nationals.
>>66912039
twins, my greatest ally
t. al west fan
>>66911977
Cosart, Singleton, and Santana on the Phillies of 2013+ would not put the Phillies in a better position. Singleton is a WORSE fielder than ruf, and would ride the pine or give up runs in left, Cosart would be an injury prone run machine, and Domingo Santana is shit.
I'll say that the haul in moving him to SF wasn't good, but 100/100 times I would do the houston trade given what we gave up has amounted to.
SORIA KEKED
SORIA KEKED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ROYALS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
SUCK THIS DICK YOU MEME LOVING FUCKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>SORIA
>mfw Maeda goes yard off Samardzija tonight
>>66912184
SOON AS I STEPPED ON THE SCENE I'M HEARING HOOCHIES SCREAMIN'
>>66912217
>winning a series against the royals is like winning the world series for gays fans
>>66912201
They have still contributed more to the majors than Tommy Joseph possibly ever will. Houston also traded Cosart and Santana for players, yet Joseph is still worth nothing to us in trade value.
I could go on about how Amaro screwed up this team. Glad he is gone. (Hamels trade was nice, though.)
>>66912240
I posted it in the wrong thread lol
>>66912365
Fuck off beta
Well it was fun while it lasted. Goodbye first probably for good this time.
>>66912365
Look at it this way. Would you rather the team go through what it did with no changes, or would you rather keep Singleton, Cosart, and Santana, risking Crawford, Nola, Randolph, and Groome/Puk?
Ruben is NOT a good GM, I'm not saying that. Nobody but Mama Amaro would. But At the very worst, both Hunter Pence trades resulted in a net nothing
>>66912425
Nice talking to you, too.
>>66911676
you got twanged
>>66911333
w e w
>>66911676
karma 2bh
>>66912039
All they needed was for the weather to warm up to get their bats going. It's no longer just Mauer and Nunez, now Plouffe is raking. Twins will probably need about 3-4 hitters being hot at any given time
>>66912450
I have no problem with the first Pence trade, it's the second one that baffles me. Houston and SF made out, while Philly got a single prospect who ended up having 3 concussions. One of the worst trades I have ever seen.
>>66912652
>One of the worst trades I have ever seen
It really wasnt. not even the worst trade of the Amaro era. Lee to Seattle takes that
>>66912428
Dem Todd Father strikeouts.
>>66912687
Both equally terrible.
>still in first place
nice
if Abreu and Frazier could just remember how to fucking hit this team can go places that aren't down
melky and lawrie are actually doing well, probably the two most important bounceback guys, but the big bats are in fucking hibernation
rotation is fine, great even, gonzalez to replace danks soon, hopefully no longer an automatic loss every 5th game
lmao
""""""""""""""MVP""""""""""""""
Hi
Fuck the Royals
Bye
why is analslime so bad?
>>66913036
>>66913036
OFFICIAL SHITPOSTING FREE DODGERS VS GIANTS THREAD
>>66912964
ahahahaha faggot
>>66913051
Mine was first and has lineups
>>66913076
but its full of shitposting
>>66913094
It's completely empty and forgotten :'(
why does the thread consensus hate knuckleballers?
>>66913118
dickey molested a 14 yr old girl
>>66913118
Everything that isnt 100% conventional is scary to them
Is Mrs.Met a slut?
![ct-sullivan-white-sox-management-spt-0908-20150907[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6ppmlWs.jpg "ct-sullivan-white-sox-management-spt-0908-20150907[1].jpg")
>the six best records in baseball all lost today
wew lads
Ichiro one steal shy of 500
TYBIchiro
playing MLB the show as a Starting Pitcher and got drafted by the Rangers? Do they need Starters or will I be cucked in the minors for a few years? Iv already had 2 9 and 14 k games
>>66913221
WTF
>>66913136
Dickey was diddled as a kid
>>66913276
>average Queens living Mets fan
>>66913276
I mean it looks like it
>>66913221
And Rosie Red is a cuckquean.
Mr Met is a Cuck, just like Mets senpaitachi
>>66913371
MR.MET THE KEK
>>66912964
what the fuck was that haha
>>66910187
Cardinals fag here, feels fucking incredible.
>>66910635
Mets are complete garbage.
So I simulated a year on MLB 16 the show and it had Seattle going to the Worlds Eries against Pittsburgh and winning it all. Pie Rats started Gerrit Cole in game 7 of the series.
>>66913998
Padres beat blue jays in 4 for me
>>66914026
Top kek
>Steven Wright pitches another great game
>GETS ANOTHER LOSS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS FUCKING PISSING ME OFF SO MUCH.
He has been, since last August, our MOST RELIABLE pitcher on the entire staff. In two game this season he's given up a combined 3 ERs against the BLUE JAYS LINEUP.
And he's gone the deepest of all of our starters aside from Price. But in his games he hasn't gotten any fucking help from the offense,which is just crazy considering how potent it is on every other day of the week with shitters like Buttholez and 117M grapes pitching.
It literally infuriates me. He's our #5 starter when he's literally our second best pitcher, and hes THE most underrated story in Boston Sports right now.
>30 year old cuckleballer
>nobody else wants you
>sox give you a chance because their staff blew dick, so why not
>pitch like a motherfucker and earn your right back into the staff
And people aren't even fucking paying attention to him. But that's not the bad part that bothers me though.
The part that bothers me is that when he DOES have a bad game, fucking bandwagoning casual fucking retarded asswipe Boston Red Sox """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" are going to bitch at him for being a knuckleballer and lump him into the same group as Cy Young winner and the Meth head and 117 M grapes.
tl;dr -- Steven Wright deserves better.
I don't even know why I care this much.
>he thinks we're gonna read all of that
>>66914153
That's why I included a tl;dr you doo doo head
> you will never be the on-field reporter
> you will never get paid six figures to wear expensive suits and talk to ballplayers
>>66914122
I read the entire thing.
>he thinks we're gonna look for a tl;dr
>>66914225
all you had to do was look at the end of the post you double doo doo head
>>66914122
get a load of this guy
>>66914122
3rd best pitcher in the rotation, fuck what casual sox fans say. He's had two very solid 6+ inning starts that any competitive playoff-tier team should be able to win.
>red sox starter delivering QS
>>66914122
I love how much effort you put into """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66910187
It's funny because your goat pitcher has a career ERA of 4.03 against the Los Angeles Dodgers meanwhile Clayton Kershaw had the lowest ever ERA AGAINST A SINGLE TEAM (SFG) IN THE HISTORY IG FUCKING BASEBALL.
>mfw red's fans haven't made a post all day
>>66914122
Bravo m8
Sucks Porcello got the easy mode matchup/win. Besides Stroman, Sanchez is the Jays starter I'm worried about most this season. Dude lit his fire in the ALCS.
Wright'll get a chance to move up. Only April, etc
>>66914699
>IG
>>66914732
fite me faggot
>>66914699
Show me the stat that shows Bum had a 4 ERA against the doyers
>>66911676
What do you mean? The Angels are performing exactly how they were projected
>>66913247
>>>>> /v/
>>66914797
I can barely hear you down there in 4th place
Who is the Hank Hill of baseball?
>Its an /mlb/ gets shitposted by Giants and Dodgers fans arguing over which cuck is better
Speaking for the rest of the fucking sport here. I fucking hate the NL West
>>66915937
A lot of that is now watered down because the AL East drops by every now and then.
![bobbyhillimage1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1Zj1pT7.jpg "bobbyhillimage1[1].jpg")
>>66915808
Not sure what you mean, but never forget Bobby Hill.
>>66913574
What the fuck is this thing
>>66916280
WHY YOU ASKIN STUPID ASS QUESTIONS??
>>66915808
dusty baker
>>66913574
Is this cosplay?
>Todd Frazier is literally Adam Dunn 3.0
REDS FANS. I FUCKING WARNED YOU. YOU ARE ALL ON HIGH ALERT NOW.
WATCH
YOUR
FUCKING
BACKS
>>66917222
Calm down there's no reds fans here
>>66917222
>reds fans
Talkin about sometin dat dont exist smdfh
>>66917222
he's looked fucking awful, but it's still only been a couple weeks. Abreu has been nearly as shitty and no one is mad at him yet
>>66914122
You think you're mad now, wait until they demote him to the pen instead of Joe Kelly once E-Rod comes back
>mfw our starters only last 2.1 innings on average
>>66917453
The few reds "fans" there are are saying that Abreu is trying too hard because Fraizer is so shit. I kid you not
>>66917476
It's not a nice feeling.
>>66917520
Perhaps, just perhaps (given the record of players entering CWS and leaving CWS), that the organization is contributing to Frazier's shitty play??
>tfw the GOAT is on your team
I pity the team who doesn't have Freddy Galvis
le alex avila will no longer be bad cuz of concussions meme
le jose abreu wont decline and pitchers wont figure him out meme
le bort will be a good player finally meme
le jimmy rollins was an mvp once so he must still be good meme
le todd fraizer will solve our problem at third and wont decline meme
le melky will be good when hes old and not on steroids meme
le austin jackson can still play baseball meme
le avifail garcia is a big man and maybe he can hit meme
le dioner fatman navarro good at anything anymore meme
le jb shuck will hit the baseball someday meme
le saladino saladman will be good in mlb meme
le jerry sands doesnt belong in aaa meme
le jean dankz meme
le literally who meme team
>>66917577
Avila and Navarro make me miss Tflow. That's how sad it is.
>>66917577
>everything there gone wrong except maybe melky
>still in first place
>>66917618
>2nd week of the season
you aren't a whos fan i presume
>Frazier gets exposed in the 2015 second half
>Who Sux still fall for the meme
loving every laff tbqh with u joe
Royals
>>66908102
Greinke has baby issues. Not to mention he is a greedy little fucboi. Should have stayed in LA where he was actually wanted. Now he went to the shittiest team in baseball.
>>66908966
>Trout
Memes die hard. Love it.
>tfw first time losing 2 games in a row since september
feels bad man
>>66917645
but I am, and this team is still winning the worlds eries, 1906 all over again senpaitachi, hitless wonders will wreck the cubes' shit
Did the Giants give Belt and Crawford too much money for too many years?
I think so
Guys. The Minnesota Twins, formerly the Ts, swept the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
You may only reply to this post if one of your team's best pitchers can't get any run support
>>66911676
Lost Mark Trumpo
>>66911676
They just have awful luck desu
>dwight's ox
>>66917858
Anon, ALL of my pitchers can't get run support.
Which team will get to 10 wins first?
20?
>>66917476
Where did you find this statistic fampai?
>>66917907
Hay
>>66917907
Orioles.
Royals.
>tfw your team didn't trade away your future GOAT outfielders for the Todd Frazier meme
Feels pretty good man
>>66917858
And shit awful defense
Fucking love these uniforms. Wish they would wear them more often.
>>66917907
Red Sox tbqh with you Joe
All other teams are choke artist losers
>>66906110
>Nationals fans
>existing
choose only one
>white sox 29th in OPS
>>66918137
where did you get video of Todd Frazier taking BP?
>>66918160
are you blind man, the batter is clearly making contact there
>>66917907
White Sox
White Sox
It will be a fluke though.
>>66909909
Wow that LF is a joke
>>66917910
It's not true. I-is it?
>>66917907
Nationals
Nationals
anyone else here hoping the braves end up with a better record than the diamondbacks
>>66918248
that seems like a pretty random thing to hope for tbqh
