Someone please explain to me how he could ever have a goal scored on him.
score when he leaves for a snack
>>66895405
>Wearing regulation pads
>First shot off exposed fat rolls
>Blubbering mess crawls off
>Open net
>>66895405
hockey
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>>66896428
#turnhockeyintosoccer
>>66895405
If all you have to do is be fat ass fuck, then the Bruins would be the dynasty.
>>66895405
if this was a legit strategy phil kessel would be a goaler right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA
>>66900334
i like how they have guys in lab coats in the video
>>66895405
what's funny is I always told my roomie (big hockey fan) this was my dream scenario. Have a huge olympic sumo wrestler be goalie. They would literally dominate the sport.
He always laughed.
Anyway, that fucker works for the stars now. He overhead a conversation with one of the announcers one time. Lol the guy was talking about having a sumo be goalie.
It would work I think.
>>66895451
FPBP