Get in here bros
>Finnish goaltending
>tfw Minnesota sports fan
Kill me
>>66878799
Time for some [spoiler]figurative[/spoiler] animal abuse!
post yfw stars get btfo these dullass bandwagoners stfu
>>66879049
It sure is nice to dream, isn't it.
>>66879049
Shut up bitch
God I hate Dallas so fucking much
Seguin will wear Kevlar-reinforced socks to protect his lower legs after getting cut by Stralman's skate in a previous game.
KEVLAR.
REINFORCED.
SOCKS.
I want some of those!
>>66879290
im not surprised dallas fans are this new to hockey
>>66879290
I've had them before but they weren't socks. they're not really that cool and theyre not bullet proof
>Be Black guy
>Live in Dallas
>Cheer for Stars
>Go to Bar with stars shirt
>Other Star fans so nice
Geez I should had watch hockey along time ago. I can't stand cowboys fans...
>>66879400
Dubs of truth!
>>66878924
We'll get a cheeky win tonight m8, plus Minnesota United will cuck FL tonight as well. Chin up.
>>66879400
nigger
>>66878924
Hey the twins hit b2b hrs today and won their 2nd game
>>66879453
Love you too.
Fucking hell these refs are brutal this year. Blues fan if you were curious.
>>66879763
You guys got fucked last night, I was so angry
>playoff game
>17 posts
Relocate these teams asap
>>66879874
everyone's watching how shitty flyers goaltending is but I got both games on. this just happened
Anyone have that image of Dallas Stars Pacha?
>grandparents invite me over for cookout
>they have randomly decided to quit watching TV
Shiiiieeeet
Nice spear Rousselle you fucking pussy
>>66879400
I like them both but there's far more camaraderie in Stars' fans than Cowboys.
Penalty FREAKING KILT!
>>66879915
That's brutal
>>66879290
Karlsson wishes he had those.
>>66879444
>Minnesota United
somali plz go
>>66880354
No doubt.
>>66878799
>Finnish finishing
End 1st.
0-0.
>nobodys even shitposting
nice conference
>granlund
>>66879915
BREAKING NEWS: Steve Mason just tried to kill himself by jumping in front of a bus, but the bus went through his legs.
>>66880512
>shitposting
what do you take us for? Heathens?
>>66880642
rage-a-holic detected
>>66879400
>Be Black guy
Hello token black guy
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>66880642
no doubt
>>66880740
they're not playing colorado lad
Uh oh
holy shit
Are you kidding me
Doesn't count
Don't see how they give this. Ref waived it on the ice
>Pushing the net so you don't get scored on
Fucking Mild cheaters.
If you intentionally knock the net off the moorings and the puck is going in, which it was, then it's a goal.
>took them 10 minutes to figure this out
lmao NHL get it together
>>66881340
kek
>enya playing in the background
Wat
Fuck these refs. Unreal
>>66881417
This, it's a good goal!
MEMED ON
Lmfao what a joke.
>state of hockey
Uhhhhh how was that a good goal? The net is clearly off the moorings before that puck is EVER over the goal line. It could have never even gotten across the goal line unless the net had been dislodged.
Stars goal by Antoine Roussel, assisted by Ales Hemsky!
1-0 Stars!
>We need the refs to win
why can't they just let us win with no fuckery so we're not the meme team?
I am a Stars fan but seriously
What a meme call
>>66881516
good call ref
>>66881516
its was a meme goal
I can't believe people are actually supporting the attempt at cheating from the Wild
>>66881568
>anything the other team does is cheating
>anything my team does is legit
don't be that guy
Wild fans cry a lot.
Oh my Christmas. What a bad call on Zucker. These refs are fucked.
Nice distinct kicking motions you got there Dullass. Nice not actually puck in the net you got there Fullass.
>>66881608
I am a neutral observer, explain to me how knocking the net off intentionally as the puck is moving toward it isn't cheating.
>>66881625
Wasn't the ref it was the NHL at Toronto that made the call.
Ref on ice said no goal.
>>66881625
>Oh my Christmas
wtf are you fucking serious fruit cake
>>66881662
>all these flavors and you choose to be salty
Stay assmad!
You're at the club and this guy kicks the puck in your gf's goal what do you do?
>>66881548
that was a shit call in my opinion
but since I am a season ticket holder in a meme league i am used to stuff like that
>>66881608
you are absolutely right
you can be a fan of a team but seriously STOP being that faggot that thinks everything his team does whatever it is
Those are the kind of """fans""" who mostly get excluded from all fun and the after game beers with the mates
>>66881738
knock the table off the morrings
>>66881738
Take video, shake his hand, and congratulate the gf.
>>66881772
fuck off hitler
>>66881551
Roussel is a meme player
League confirms the puck went over the line while the net was still connected to the moorings.
>>66881738
Buy him a beer of course
Nice kick, faggot.
>>66881865
When I saw that I can't tell if he's mocking the wild or a wild fan
>>66881798
what's the problem m8?
>>66881788
good answer lad, also nice dubs
>>66881888
bit cuck-y for my taste but nice trips
What are the actual differences between Antoine Roussel and Zinedine Zidane
>>66881947
>Buying a player from the team you support a beer is consider a cuck move
Come on Funland
>>66882032
one plays a bitch sport
>>66882051
this isn't the Kings game thread
Carter gets a 10-minute game misconduct.
>>66882113
mexi bro has been a stars fan since the beginning
>>66882113
Than why are you here? Shouldn't you be there? The Stars don't need bandwagon fans m8
>>66882172
>always thought one of the few none meme fans
nice
been a stars fan for years now but sadly discovered the joys of 4 chan bantz only some months ago
>Minnesota
>0 (zero) Stanley cups
>'the state of hockey'
laughing SO HARD at Minnesota
>>66882274
>iceland
>Winlessota Child
>>66882332
1/10 apply yourself
>>66879456
OH WOW, THEIR SECOND WIN!!!!!!
praise the lord jesus christ. minnesota is going places. fuck i hate this state for sports.
>>66882364
Then leave you fucking cuck
you're probably one of those bandwagon packer, blackhawk, yankees fans huh?
End 2nd.
DAL 1 - 0 MIN
>>66882364
>I only support teams when they're winning
>>66882414
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>66882446
You betcha!
>thumbsup.jpg
>>66882364
Why don't you move to Pennsylvania lad?
>>66882405
>>66882444
nah but if all the teams got moved to california i wouldn't give a fuck.
>>66882484
>>66878924
Timberwolves will be good in a few years mate. Have patience.
the Wild's belief that you can win the Cup without scoring goals may be the most eccentric school of thought in hockey.
>winning by one refpuck goal
wew you texasfags really can play some hockey!
>>66882704
Out of all the teams other than our new divegrass team I wish the Wolves would leave. I am tired of seeing them set the new standard in incompetence every year. Would not be sad to see them leave.
>>66882746
Stay salty there!
>>66882712
I prefer Canada's school of thinking in which they belief you can win the cup without having a team in the ploffs
>>66882712
>>66882746
If they played in Quebec City it would be very different.
>>66882712
Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking maple nigger
>>66882781
kys. KAT GOAT.
>>66882797
but anon, there are plenty of Canadians in the playoffs :)
>>66882833
you can't even nitpit correctly you stupid faggot
>>66882814
I'm sorry what?
i wonder... will the wild score even once in this series?
Jared Spurgeon's wife is hot
>>66882879
Hopefully. Fuck that guy.
>this stupid fucking Canadian
Do you know how many Canadian girls I've fucked? They can't resist Minnesota cock
>>66882940
I just talked about that to my buds. It's one thing to get swept it's another thing entirely to get shut out and swept
>>66882940
they'll probably score more times than you have actually played hockey you faggit
>>66882967
>lost my virginity to a canadian and fucked 2 others
>have not had sex with one american
I'm thinking aboot moving
>>66882940
>not without this madman
>>66882994
>probably
>>66882994
ive played hockey probably once maybe twice so no, i dont think so friendo
>>66882940
They'll get 3 this period m8
>>66883023
>obvious gold digger
Sooooo a woman?
>Aspergeon
>>66883012
jesus why havent i filtered canadians yet?
Has a single group of people ever contributed less to the world than off-brand-americans?
>>66883138
>off-brand-americans
kek
Stoll grabbed Spezza's stick. Lame.
>playoff game
>15 minutes left
>143 posts
>2 minutes of dallas clearing the puck
ive been watching this game for about ten minutes and im already about to fall asleep
>tfw there's still another game to watch tonight
I fucking love the playoffs
>>66883251
they should at least choreograph it so its pretty
>>66883234
To be fair, there's 100 missing porn posts.
>>66883321
Sometimes the best choreography is spur-of-the-moment.
>>66883322
liar
>>66883377
Quad dubs. Nice
>the only goal in this game was a meme
>>66883438
thanks I hadn't checked them yet
BENN SCORES ON THE BREAKAWAY!!!
2-0 STARS!
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
REKT
>>66883467
the city of you
Jamie fuckin Benn
jesus christ just score one goal wild
>>66883467
still not wrong desu
At least one Dallas team isn't shitting the bed tonight
>the state of hockey might not score a single goal in the playoffs
Why does Minnesota sports suck so much?
gg minisoda
Well done captain
>tfw wearing your Benn Jersey and he scorses
Some meme penalties in this game. Wild diving like crazy
What's it called when you sweep a team with all shutout wins?
>tfw Minnesota gets swept early this year
>>66883541
god punishes them for being a self proclaimed religious state yet voting democrat
As a Hawks fan, I love watching the Wild get rekt and collapse every year in the playoffs.
Please keep raping, Dallas.
t. Hawks
>>66883526
>Canada in charge of noticing when non-meme goals are scored
Clearly you've been befuddled somehow.
>>66883528
Rangers just unfucked themselves.
Mavs are embarrassing right now.
>>66883534
>>66883528
>Masv
just put us to sleep already
>>66883544
do you get mad bitched when you wear it?
>>66883572
Prepare your anus, your next m8
>>66879874
>4chan is a measure of a team's fanbase
Do you ever leave the house?
>>66883572
shut the fuck up you reddit faggot
t. Stors
>>66883602
>he couldn't even spell his own team's name right
>>66883615
>being this new
>>66883599
>implying
it's going to be the blues
>>66883599
No worries mate. We had a good run the last six years, I dont think we're gonna make the finals this year. Giving you Sharp was a good deal but he scored in the Playoffs a fair amount.
>>66883572
Shut the fuck you stupid Shitcago nigger
>>66883625
Thus
>>66883625
blues choke every year. it probably won't be
>>66883602
>getting buttraped in the playoffs every year
>living in Somali land
At least you were prepped for it
AY THERE IT IS
Out of anywhere I could have been born, I was born in this faggot state
The worst part is that no one in this state cares how bad the teams are or how often they move because they unironically take girl sports seriously
BREAK THROUGH
holtby wouldve stopped that
>unironically playing down with the sickness in your arena
2 more goals for the wild incomming. Get ready.
OH WA AH AH AH
>>66883657
did you guys actually riot when your wnba team won?
>>66882790
what the fuck is up with your extra flags
>>66883723
BASED
>>66883708
give your leaders time....soon enough it might actually be true
>>66883723
That's bizarre; only shows up as one extra flag to me. Maybe it's some server-side glitch?
He seriously just speared the ref?
>>66883708
Jokes on you, I live in California.
Go ahead, say whatever you're gonna say. I'll go get a burrito after this game and be happier than you ever will.
hey guys, my wife's son is going on a field trip to Minneapolis
is there a lot to do there for a 7 year old?
>>66883761
>Jokes on you, I live in California.
lmao no bro, the joke is 100% on you
>>66883782
>sending a child to pedosota
>>66883783
Lol Minnesota or Commiefornia?
We have better food. We grow crops year round. We have immigrants of every color, not just Africans, so we actually get good food. Africans don't bring food over, they don't have any.
Plus our beer is way better than yours.
>the wild haven't event touched the puck for a minute
>>66883751
>server-side glitch
The Extra flags plugin is a client-side script in terms of actually rendering the flags, so it was probably the script fucking up. Now I want figure out how to replicate it, and if you can make it render different flags instead of the same one multiple times.
Playing cat-and-mouse with the Wild.
Ah, the ironing!
>>66883322
Check them fucking quaddubs!
Is Minnesota wild the closest team Canada has in the playoffs?
>>66883848
>the ironing
kek
this is the gayest saddest most pathetic thing I have ever seen
>>66883829
as a texan i would live in Minnesota way before California
>>66883847
>I didn't even do anything, and I've created a monster!
Minnesota Wild: Keystone Cops: THE TEAM
great play
>>66883864
Yes, and they're getting BTFO.
>>66883871
We have better BBQ and Beer. All of CA is not LA and SF.
>>66883904
>BTFO
I don't think you know what that actually means.
>>66883750
2bh I rather asian and african refugees than mudslimes
blacks generally keep their crime within the hood and asians are usually good
>>66883908
Beer yes. BBQ? No one goes to CA for BBQ. No one even thinks of CA for BBQ
>>66883930
>being this new
Lurk moar!
>>66883936
Nor Minnesota. Central california has a lot of good shit that no one knows about because its a bit shitty, but its better than anything midwest.
>>66883956
please stop posting
>>66882477
Pennsylvania actually wins championships unlike Minnesotastan
>>66883982
No way, this is too much fun!
nice camera angle texas I can't see shit when theyre standing
>>66884020
>I can't see shit when theyre standing
manlet detected
>>66884020
Thats cause theyre fat
>>66884020
sorry,I agree
Game ogre.
Stars WIN 2-1!
Stars lead the series 2-0!
>mild
>dropping streamers in a first round game
that game was shit until the last few minutes
>>66878925
most autistic picture ive ever seen
>>66884115
That's why ya gotta stick around!
Jesus that was intense.
>>66884129
I don't even remember where I found it, but it made me laugh, so I saved it.
Stars win off a completely bullshit goal that no commentator or analyst is agreeing with.
Nice job you Southern secessionist scumbags.
>>66884166
Stay assmad, faggot! And don't forget to acknowledge Jamie Benn's awesome goal, too!
>>66884166
See you up north, Not-Wisconsin.
>>66884166
>attempting to dislodge net while puck is in play
like poop through a diarrhea infected goose
>>66884288
I fucking love Razorisms!
>>66883377
nice get anon
