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>shitcago
>rags
which team do you look foward to losing the most today?
>>66866647
>rags
>kongs
>>66866647
>rags
>>66866647
>Looking forward to anything but Kuznetsov tearing Philly a new anus
>>66866647
>swedish goaltending
>>66866708
>Swedish optometry
>>66866647
>rags
>tfw no elite bumslaying line this year
hope they make it somehow
The playoffs are the ramadan of shitposting
Hey guys I think Phil Kessel is a pretty cool guy XDDDD
My friends and I call him Bill, we all think he looks more like a Bill lol
How many will trillbill score today
Someone explain how the caps could possibly not win the cup? Watching them and watching other teams it looks like one NHL team and 15 echl teams
>Saturday and Sunday
>NHL schedules games that will have simultaneous intermissions
Can we borrow the NBA schedule people for at least one season?
>rags
>srag
>gsra
>agsr
>rags
>>66866647
>rags
>>66866840
Every year they say the caps are gonna happen. ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN
>Shit franchise
>Shit arena
>Shit team
>Shit goalie
>Shit fans
>Shit city
>>66866840
>>66866840
you are gonna look like an idiot after tonight senpai
>>66866910
Just like the rags
Why is the Least so delusional?
How many cups do the rags have? Surely quite a few since they've been around forever right?
AINT LEWIS JEWS
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>>66867160
Stanley Cup wins: 1994, 1940, 1933, 1928
1994
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4
What will you be eating while you watch the
>rags
rag, /hoc/?
>>66867281
Damn that looks tasty
>upset at tampa
we can be friends /hoc/
>>66867281
Whatever your mother decides to cook me
>>66867316
I'm more upset at the refs for making the game a load of shit than I am at Tampa for outplaying >us
Did >rags posting make all their fans leave? I never see anyone ever defending that godawful team.
>>66867339
>rags
>>66867348
Sounds right, just look at stl/chi
Awful end to a good game
>>66867418
That game should have went to OT. You can thank Gary goyim for that one.
>The nigger infested, meth ravaged shithole of aint louis
>>66867348
It was pretty bad on both sides.
>shitcongo talking shit about st Louis
Lmao the irony is fantastic
>my pile of shit is better than your pile of shit
>>66867380
watch how much they'll cry in the gamethread later
Chicago is a world class city that is a leader of commerce and finance. >aint louis is a filthy shithole.
>>66867564
They'll get shit on 5-0 and cry refpuck.
It's the Swedish way
>>66867509
Well both teams were playing very physical and in the first the refs were letting Tampa get away with murder while calling the Wings every time they so much as tapped a Tampa player. After the most blatant refpuck of the game they started calling Tampa more to make up for it and the fans were just as butthurt as the players. What could have been a good game ended up being a shitshow, culminating with all those frustrations boiling over at the very end.
>>66866753
They're just lucky that the blues are the only tough competition before the wcf.
>ninety (90) years
>four (4) cups
>>66867698
They're still gonna lose in 5
Blues-Sharks wcf desu
>>66867591
At first it worked well for Tampa but after they fucked ur the pavel call they started calling weak penalties to make up for it then it turned into a shit show
One hour til rags elimination day lads
>>66867726
Nah, it's destined for a game 7 the way they're playing. Blues in 7.
>>66867751
They were calling weak penalties before that and ignoring a lot of other shit that was happening. I saw the refs looking directly at things that should have been called more than once. It was pathetic and quite honestly Tampa didn't need any help from the refs, they probably would have won anyway.
>>66867877
Maybe, but they weren't looking hot at first and they needed a long 5 on three to finally get into the game.
>tfw publix
So I just learned people unironically live without pubsubs. Why do they do it?
>>66867715
>one (1) post-expansion Cup
>>66867933
Doesn't matter how hot you look if the Wings aren't firing on all cylinders. You're not going to score if you don't shoot the fucking puck. The Tampa fans cried their way through a bunch of power plays that were completely inconsequential.
>>66868004
you only have 6 pictures and you post all of them everyday
>>66868004
I like the cold desu.
>>66868029
weren't the wings out shooting for most of the 1st, up until the PP
>AINT LOUIS
>>66867863
I want to believe toews line can stop chucking pucks right at elliott and be hot again
>>66868004
>Why do they do it?
Not being poor helps
>>66867281
that's a good looking sandwich
>>66868095
Even if they were it doesn't really matter, they tend to lose games where they outshot the other team by more than 50%. The power plays probably wore them out a lot quicker, but they would have reached that point eventually anyway I think. They never win when they play like they played last night.
Does the Portuguese Rangers fan even post here anymore?
Having a bad day lads, can I get a couple (you)s?
>>66868256
In gamethreads
>>66868274
Who you got winning tonight lad?
>>66868289
Pens > Rags
Caps > Filthy
Dallas > Pedosota
Shorks > Mexico
What bout you?
>>66868256
you mean joao?
>>66868388
Funland
Pulju and Laine are busts
how do i get a qt nip hokkei gf?
>>66868392
Same. I think It's pretty clear cut tonight.
cry baby lundpads is getting the start
Oh wow look I posted >rags again. I am so funny XD. Do you guys like me yet?
>>66868565
>rags
has anyone figured out a way to chromecast the NHLGames streams?
>>66868486
FUCK you
i generously give you (you) and this is how you answer
>>66868534
Ya these playoffs arent really that interesting yet, waiting for the caps/pens series.
>>66868565
>rags
>>66868565
>rags
>>66868565
This. Too bad the redditors here will keep on doing the overused >rags "meme." Remember when /hoc/ was actually original?
>>66868645
Laine is ugly as sin
>>66868565
>Rags
>>66868732
>rags
>>66868565
>>66868732
>r
>a
>g
>s
>>66868755
>>66868766
You have to go back.
How many
>rags
will there be in the game 4 thread when they get swept?
>>66868732
remember when /hoc/ used to not be full of pussies like you? boo hoo everyone hates your team stop crying
>>66868814
It will crash the servers
>>66868732
>rags
>>66868785
Lick tip
>>66868618
fuck off Google shill
>>66868785
>rags
>>66868785
>wahh i'm a fan of the least successful original six franchise
>wahh my arena sucks and the ice is terrible even though i'm convinced it's the best thing ever
>wahh my team is terrible and our shitty swedish goaltender is the only reason we've been relevant for the last ten years
>wahh i don't like people making fun of me so i'll call them reddit
>rags
>>66868618
Just use caststreams, it's probably not going to happen otherwise
>>66868785
>rags
>People would rather have the Pens win
Where did everything go so wrong? At this point I hate the Rangers too, but is it really worth it?
>the /int/ shitposter is a >rags fan
pottery
>>66868831
>tfw the sheer force of >rags will finally get me to leave this place and get a gf
>>66869006
>rags
>>66869006
I hate them both and I wish they could both lose.
>>66869006
your hate for the penguins is delicious
>>66869006
>being this mad at based Billsburgh
>we are here to show them we can compete
Proceed to punch your way to a 5-2 loss
Sorry Lil larkin but I don't think you know what you're talking about.
i drank 8 cans of beer already and i ate 2/3 of a digiorno stuffed crust pizza and a bunch of mini powdered donuts and now im sitting on the couch with tmy hand on my balls and my belly sticking out ripping farts that would make me leave the room ifi could get up lol
>>66869085
>he didn't even watch the game
>tfw r/hockey has fewer redditors then /hoc/
God damn this board turned to shit
>>66869006
>not rooting for /hoc/'s very own bill kessel
fucking tripfags
>>66869063
which sorry team is going to win the ECF and get destroyed by the big dick western conference
>>66869108
>rags
>>66869107
>watching the softest team in the league try and be big boys.
Nashville is a goon team
>>66869149
>muh THERE'S A CODE IN HOCKEY DON'T HIT THE DEFENSELESS GUY WHILE HE'S ON THE ICE fan
>>66869136
Caps or Pens
>>66869105
Nice m8
Roni on the pizza?
>>66869105
i bought a 6 dollar pint of whiskey and i'm sipping it from a coffee cup i had in my room because my roommate has his normie friends over to play xbox and watch baseball
>>66869136
>rags
>>66866647
>rags
Could Bill's sister score on the> rags?
>>66869175
>muh WE CANT SCORE OR PLAY SO IM GOING TO PUNCH A GUY ON THE ICE BECAUSE IT SHOWS I CARE BUT NOT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE AN ATTEMPT AT WINNING THE GAME
I'd say Tampa should be upset but I'm sure they will just sweep it under the rug
>>66869181
there was that and sausages and soemthting else i think as well. it wasnt called meat lover but thats essentially what it was. im going to go open up a bottle of wine thats still in the basement from christmas and im going to watch Miracle not joking
>>66869231
Whatever you say George Stroumboulopoulos
>>66869220
She could score on the >rags while on the rag
>>66869212
No McD though, rags will get memed on by the penguins tonight
pongs at rags
>>66869262
>>66869262
>>66869262
>rags
Is there any denying that Abdelkader is a fucking chimp nigger ?
>>66869212
>>66869220
she could likely score on any given nhl goaltender. hockey is one of the sports that women are just as good at men in, except for being big. she would probably be a top 6 forward if she were a little heavier. i bet she could beat the crap out of most russian players in the league atm
>>66869243
Excellent point Milbury
>>66869231
Btfo
>>66869277
Is there any denying that clots fans are filthy casuals who only want to see Gary Bettman approved G rated hockey?
>>66869277
hes a wong
so no
the detroit red wing is a bunch of fucking goons
>>66869281
Are you actually retarded?
>>66869281
Chubs delusion off the charts
>>66869281
>>66869325
>I can't differentiate fighting and full force beating an immobile guy
Maybe if abdul-quader punches enough people the wings will win
>>66869220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NQl5AHQC68
Pens/Rags stream is here
>>66869105
That's no way to prepare for a game Bill
>>66869407
A guy that had no problem trying to do the same thing when he was on top of him with another guy. That's the way of a clots fan, it's good when we do it but if one of our boys is on the receiving end we need to cry on Facebook and Twitter for suspensions. PLEASE BETTMAN SHOW OUR TEAM SOME MERCY!
amanda kessel is more skilled than chris kunitz, justin alligator, tanner glass, brian boyle, johnathan cheechoo. and more tough than alex semin, alex radulov, alex kovalev, alex zhitnik, alex zhamnov, the littlee guy that on the lightning, henrik lunfqvist
>>66869277
He looks more like a faun
>>66869491
Abdul-quader was the only one gooning it up, the only other person throwing punches was Nesterov and his opponent was actually standing up you detoilet retard
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>66869595
>shit:
>team
>fans
>franchise
>>66869613
Canada btfo
>rags
TFW the hcokeys not on yet except fo the nigger game
I'm new, why is everyone hating on the Rangers
>>66869815
SHIT FANS
>>66869839
SHIT TEAM
so if by some work of some deity the Rangers win the Stanley Cup how will /hoc/ react?
>>66869880
>>66869839
>>66869930
>rags
>>66869890
With constant ragsposting
>>66869890
Keep on ragsposting
>>66869890
No one would post in /hoc/ ever again.
>>66867877
It seems to be this way for any of the southern team home games. The home team is getting favored by the refs in a disgustingly obvious manner. I think Bettman let the refs know that the home crowds off non-traditional markets need extra excitement from home team pp's to stay interested in the sport. It's especially bad when the home team is leading; they can't so much as pass gas in front of the home players without getting a penalty.
>>66869890
Total meltdown. All the redditurds here might actually kill themselves
lets go rangos
>>66869613
>>66869715
Jamie Benn
Mikko Koivu
Jonathan Toews
David Backes
Shea Weber
Ryan Getzlaf
Duthtin Bwown
Joe Pavelski
Alex Ovechkin
Claude Giroux
Sidney Crosby
Ryan McDonagh
John Tavares
Willie Mitchell
Steven Stamkos
Henrik Zetterberg
9/16 captains are Canadian
4/16 are American
1/16 is Swedish
1/16 is Russian
1/16 is Finnish
>>66870015
You're an idiot
>>66869948
i'll continue to be rangers fan. by that i mean i will post "you are a gentleman and a scholar" to my favorite hockey streamers on my favorite website, reddit.com, and i will buy a stanley cup championship rangers hat for all of my wife's sons and i'll give her a blowjob purely out of elation for having won as well.
>>66870015
>4/16
>not saying 1/4
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>66869969
The bolts got fucked by penalties just as bad as the wings game. I know you're not watching any of these post season games but don't try to pretend you know what happened
nice playoff beard
>>66868103
The Blues players haven't been much better in that regard. Plenty of good chances where they shot the puck right at Crawford. It doesn't seem like Crawford has even had to move very much to make saves yet. Somethings going to give in these next games though. I really can't see Elliot playing consistently for the entire series. Allen will be getting some starts for sure.
>>66868534
Sharks vs Kings is the only nail biter. I could also see the >rags stealing at least one game, so maybe it happens tonight, but more likely in one of the next games at home. Mild and FLyers don't stand a chance though.
>>66870112
finns arent very attractive desu
>>66870192
he looks like kane in this
>>66870112
Finnish Heritage Disease is an epidemic
>>66870112
Idk about but I couldn't grow much of a beard at 18 either
>>66868732
>>66868785
>rags
Also, shut the fuck up. >rags is the post that brings all nationalities of /hoc/ together. Without it, the general would be overtaken by /pol/ posting.
>10 straight hours of hockey
TYBG
>>66870245
yeah right lol. maybe if kane went on a coke and booze bender and beat the shit out of a cab driver and sexually assaulted a young girl he'd look like that
>>66870311
>Kane beating the shit out of anyone
Highly unlikely
Reddit is the gayest website ever to exist.
>>66870406
>he doesn't remember when gaia was a thing
>>66870406
its much better than this website
>>66870406
Depends, have you ever made a website?
>>66870427
>a thing
reddit.
r/hockey is pretty cool
>>66870470
>this much autism
reddit.
>>66870406
r/rangers is a good place to discuss hockey without all the autistic unfunny /hoc/ "banter"
>>66870427
i post on gaia every day and i constantly post here as well. i have never had a job and i live in a house that is fully paid for and i get money every month from my dad's dead family. i can suck my own dick too. and i'm literally a rangers fan
>>66870100
I've watched bits of most of them, but concentrated more on the West series because, well, they are the best series/teams. But I've seen enough to know that what I said is true. Even if the penalties come to close to equaling out by the end of the game, it still doesn't mean both teams were effected the same way. Case in point:
Nashville was dominating the Ducks last night when a soft penalty was called after the play on a goon tripping another goon. After the penalty the momentum Nashville had was gone. It should be noted that the home crowd was basically silent during the Preds dominance, and started to cheer again when the momentum shifted. Pretty obvious that the refs are picking and choosing penalties based on swinging momentum in favor of the home team to give the shit casual "fans" something to cheer about. Can't have them turning their attention to other sports and have a bunch of empty seats in the next game.
>>66870560
fuck you I laughed
>>66870560
lol
>yfw the rags meme will never ever die and ranger fans will ALWAYS be the lowest on the /hoc/ totem pole
>>66870518
It's sad, isn't it? There are literally fewer redditors on reddit than here on /hoc/. This sub really has gone to shit
>>66870702
>rags
I actually like the Rangers but I like >rags posting more
>>66870732
>rags
>>66870015
And don't get us started on the overall percentages of Canadians vs Americans in the playoffs. Also pic related. Only countries pulling their weight can discuss hockey with us. Not so fast America and Finland.
>>66870560
>>66870406
r/nhlstreams
Bread.
>>66870780
Finlel lmao not even as relevant as Slovakia
>watching rerun of iihf u18 Canada vs Denmark
>more people on the ice than stands
>10-2
Ouch
>>66870780
hockeys a team sport. mb if canadian nhl teams applied this simple concept which i know us proud americans learn in gym class (not that canada has the domestic funds to cultivate the infrastructure of a public school system for the general youth population) and youth sports (not that the muslim caliphate of canada has any organized sports beyond kicking a soccer ball around a gravel lot with leftover unexploded landmines in it and broken liquor bottles)
there are some changes that could be made that ensure that what has happened does not happen again. and what has happened is: 0 canadian nhl franchises in the playoffs
>>66869220
Yes, but she probably couldn't score against a real NHL team (i.e. any team that isn't the >laffs or the >rags).
>>66870780
who the fuck is the croatian lol
>>66871053
colorado has one i think. redulic or something.
>>66870785
Smuk plz come back
>>66871053
>>66871073
he seems like a good boy to me
>>66871147
HPK
P
K
>>66870780
Lol who's the German ?
>>66871183
Elementary my dear Watson, 'tis merely Adolph Hitler. Bahaha.
>>66871183
Christian Ehrhoff
>>66870780
who the fuck is the canadian lol
>>66871183
draisatl, rieder, seidenberg, ehrhoff
>>66871283
Tanner Glass
>>66871283
mike ribiero
>>66871283
Tuukka Rask
>>66871259
+ Kühnhackl, Rieder, Greiss, Seidenberg and Draisaitl
>>66871400
literally who, literally who, literally who and literally who
>>66871316
can i ask you a question
>>66871454
Well that sums up the US olympic team
caps
Hey guys, which Canadian team are we hoping wins the cup?
>>66871688
Minnesota North Stars.
>tfw I'll have to miss hawks/blues game 3
>>66866753
Would have been the Bruins 1st line if they made the playoffs, highest scoring forward line this season
>>66871662
romania and hungary both have more olympic medals than canada lol
>>66871662
So, the French are quantifiably better athletes than Canada.
>>66870780
How is America not the 2nd best hockey country with these numbers
They are worse than Sweden, Finland, Czech
>>66867281
chili and cornbread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
country of hockey reporting in
bill alert
BBBBIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL
Discuss.
>>66872360
second round exit
>>66872247
just got a canadian themed captcha
>>66872400
Funny how everyone went from saying first round to second round.
>>66872417
Looks more like an LA Kings vs Anehiem Ducks Mexican Heritage Night themed captcha to me
>>66872429
I honestly believe the ruins would've beaten them. I still do. Too bad they're making a habit of choking in the regular season and their GM is a retarded person
>>66872464
You never know. Boston has a way of getting under Tampa's skin. But watching Tampa knock them out of the playoffs last year was satisfying.
anyone seen Tom?
>>66872446
i was speaking more to the bleak, destitute, borderline post-apocalyptic nature of it, but you're not wrong. all kinds of different brown people could've been the catalyst for that scene; muslims/canadians, mexicans etc.
>>66872464
>bruins
>beating the lightning
no way
>>66872497
Only of the peeping variety.
>>66872531
>tries to banter
>ends up blowing himself the fuck out
time to stop posting lad
>>66872904
>Cuckadians
>White
Pick one
Rangers scored. 1-1
>>66872429
I picked them to sweep Detroit though, not because Tampa is good but because Detroit sucks. They have no shot at a cup with all the injuries, plus they are getting bullied by the softest team in the league.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>zatkoff finally exposed
Fucking pongs
>>66872978
>sixty
>three
>percent
>rags
>>66873022
>rags
>>66872497
Tom on suicide watch
>>66869533
He looks like Mike Ehrmantrout's son
>you can be offside on yourself
Nice rule NHL
>THIS IS ONSIDE BUT THE BLOOZ GOAL LAST NIGHT WASNT
REFPUCK
