Saturday Game 1 (EST)
>12:30
Indiana Pacers @ Toronto Raptors
>3:30
Houston Rockets @ Golden State Warriors
>7
Boston Celtics @ Atlanta Hawks
>10:30
Dallas Mavericks @ Oklahoma City Thunder
Sunday Game 1 (EST)
>3
Detroit Pistons @ Cleveland Cavaliers
>5:30
Charlotte Hornets @ Miami Heat
>8
Memphis Grizzlies @ San Antonio Spurs
>10:30
Portland Trailblazers @ Los Angeles Clippers
Fuck Memeiors bandwagoners, anyone who likes the Memeiors outside of the Bay Area should be shot
1ST FOR ROCKETS WILL SWEEP
Curry > Lebron > Kobe
>tfw Vince Carter will never drag the Grizzlies to the finals and win a ship
;_;
>>66865243
Vince Carter is a meme player tho
Mavs in 6
>>66865263
>Curryfag shit talking curry's mentor
Dumb Favelanigger
>>66865222
Curry < Lebron < Kobe
You got your arrows screwed up
To the other German who asked:
>It comes from Finnish memeboards. Basically, "t." is short for "terveisin" or "terkkuja" which translates to "greetings" or "yours truly". As if ending a letter or a postcard. So "t. Swaglord" means essentially "Greetings (from) Swaglord."
>>66865319
Vince Carter could actually do something other than boring meme shots
>>66865357
Carter's pretty fucking good at meme though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXhXquq1tU
Warriors will win the ship and /nba/ will be salty for years to come
CURRY FROM THREE........GOOD
ANOTHER CURRY FROM THREE.......GOOD
OH HERES ANOTHER.......GOOD
>mfw Boston wins tonight.
IT'S PLAYOFFS TIME
Quit shitting it up pacers
Paul Pierce isn't even in the same conference and DeRozan and Lowry look shook already
>>66865222
Stfu hue you don't know shit kiddo
>>66865213
*outside of Northern California
If you're not from the yellow part of this map you aren't allowed to be a Warriors fan, and that's being very lenient
>"The Junkyard Dog is back!"
>not referencing based Mario Elie
These announcers at the IND-TOR game don't know shit, do they.
>>66865877
It's called the Golden State Warriors fag. California is the Golden State.
>>66866189
What are the Lakers and Clippers you fucking bandwagon piece of shit
>>66866275
Californian basketball teams. I'll enjoy another California trophy senpai. Thanks.
>>66866275
a has been team and a never been team
>>66866316
This is why nobody likes Southern California
>>66865335
danke brudi
>>66866351
In the Central Coast.
Now that the relevant basketball season is over, does Harrison Barnes stay for the threepeat or leave for the Bucks ultra big small ball?
>>66866516
>Giannis, Middleton, Barnes, Parker, MCW
>Three meme chuckers plus dunks and explosive athleticism that can all play elite defense
IT'S OVER CURRY FAGGOT, GREASE IS ENDING THE MEME AT 2 CHIPS
http://youtu.be/-R6mBQsI-J0
>>66866674
As real as Dame is, he's part of the meme chucking cancer. Career ending injury to Dame, Curry, & Klay when?
>>66866674
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64OWlQDLFSU
if this happens during playoffs in a elimination game
does Toronto have the worst backcourt in the league?
>>66867077
no your mum does
Welp /nba/ was wrong! Again!
get in here r b l
who Jurassic park here?
Paul George 2-9
This nigga is so bad
>James Harden on his way into the building
>headphones on, singing as he walks
He ain't even listening to the haters.
>>66867628
All he's thinking about is them AM Crunchwraps.
we did it /nba/!!! our dreams have been fulfilled!
the bantz level just went up a few notches
>>66867763
GIVE ME A LINK, I NEED THIS.
>>66867740
Anyone got the breakfast/playoff defector copypasta?
>>66867794
http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/16/kobe-inside-the-nba-job-offer/?adid=article.readmore.click#continued
>>66867825
Based, thanks.
>>66867807
Fuck it, I went and found it:
Everyone has their playoff series. Some times you gotta mix it up, you gotta be different. Sometimes I might hit the step back jumper, just to shake things up a little bit. People don’t think about coming back from being down 3-1, things are changing now. This right here is Clutch City. This is the power move right here. It has the Smith, with the Prigioni on it. The Howard. The Ariza. Then Brewer tops it off. It has its own swagger to it. I’m James Harden, and I am a playoff defector.
>canada playing like shit
lmao...craptors headin for another 1st round exit via sweep...smfh
Where is the Canadian Cucktors fan?
Who's ready for this Houston train wreck?
>>66868757
Yo, let's get this shitfest started in a bing.
Leave Toronto to us.
Reminder that James Harden has been purposely playing like shit to secretly upset the memers.
>paul george isn't a top 10 player in the league
Do you ever get tired of being wrong /sp/?
>WE THE NORTH
>Drake is releasing views from the 6 on April 29 because at that time the craptors will be eliminated and viewing the playoffs from the 6
FIRST ROUND EXIT
>>66869892
i always put him in my top 10 list. usually pretty high too, like #7
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R B L
SOMEBODY PLS SCREENSHOT LOWRY'S FACE JUST NOW AND AD THE FINAL GAMESCORE UNDER IT
MONTRE
>RBL
>lakers worst team in the league
>bulls dumpster fire missed the playoffs
>raptors going for back to back sweeps out of the first round
feels good man. this is karma for your incessant shitposting
didn't watch the game. how did the raps fuck this up?
What's with Toronto and getting shitted upon by people named Paul?
>PAUL GEORGE WITH THE "GOOD GAME KID" HAIR RUFFLE ON COREY JOSEPH
T O P H E H
O
P
H
E
H
LGTSS
>craptors
>1st round
>paul george playing keepaway on kyle manletry
>posts him up and drains the jumper
LMAO
C R A P T O R S
>>66867540
wew kobe
where did all the RBL posters go?
>>66870195
Paul George shooting like 80% in the 2nd half and getting several assists as well
Is Lowry the East's version of CP3?
I don't even care I predicted raps to lose 1st round. This team and city always disappoints
>Raptors in charge of playoffs
What a cuck franchise.
>craptors
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>crappies getting BTFO AGAIN
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING FAGGOT CANAKEKS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CANADIAN RETARDS!!!!!
>lowry
>derozan
>no powell in the 4th
you had one job canada...one fucking job...wew fucking kobe...
>>66870247
i-is it safe to come back out now? has RBL just got so shrekt that they went back from the darkness wince they came?
my friends, let the renaissance of /nba/ begin
If we lose game 2 then it's officially over.
>>66870247
SPC OUTCHEA
>mfw all the home teams except Cleveland lose their game 1.
I hope /nba/ put money on Boston. Ez money right there.
>tfw the pistons nearly got the ratpoors and an EZ stroll to the second round
>1st round exits
>>66870357
WE DID IT
>>66870376
>seriously betting against the 8-time straight playoff veteran hawks
m8 dont make people lose their money by posting bad tips, not a good look
>don't turn the ball over
Cavs are gonna win the East without losing a single game
>>66870466
>PROCEED TO TURN THE BALL OVER
I CALLED IT
PG HAD MORE POINTS THAN LOWRY AND DEROZAN COMBINED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66870478
Feels good lad.
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FRIDAY, JUNE 26, 2015
SPORTS
A Message from the Newest Pacer, Myles Turner
Posted By Roy Hobbson on Fri, Jun 26, 2015 at 9:50 AM
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Greetings and salutations, humans of the City of Indianapolis – I am Dribo Leatherleaf of Westmarch, Guardian of the Caves. HAHA that is not my real name, of course! I am just synthesizing your circuit without connecting the haptic RAM matrix!! No, that is my mythical name when I play RuneScape with my online friends, which I do everyday. I am very feared and powerful LOL!!
My real name is Myles Turner, Son of Dave, and I am quite thrilled to be a member of your local National Basketball Association team, the mighty Pacers of Indiana! They were felled by injuries and misfortune in the year prior, probably at the dastardly hand of the Nazgul! LOL JK, the Nazgul most likely had little to do with it, of that I am almost certain. Nevertheless, I am here to assist in the Pacers’ journey back atop the Vast Highlands of the Playoffs! I plan on doing noble basketball things like corralling missed shot attempts and thwarting the opposition’s endeavors to score the basketball through the “hoop.” To put it in non-sports-jargon that you will no doubt understand, I am here to quantify the neural COM protocol in order to override the HTTP application!! #NailedIt!
I apologize for being boastful, please do think ill of me. I am confident that we will parse the firewall that divides us and program the wireless THX driver of friendship TOGETHER!
As the Elvish often say upon parting, “Savo ‘lass a lalaith.” (Translation: “Have joy and laughter.”)
Or as the cool kids say in their modern slang, I am “Audi 5000!” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>66870478
hell yeah they are
>>66870478
>lelbron the east babby
would he even be a champion if his teams were in the west?
THE INDIANA PACERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT PAUL "FUCK THE SIX IMA DROP 50 ON THESE NIGGAS WITH MY BROKEN ASS FEET" GEORGE
MONTA "HOLD UP PHAM LET ME SINK THIS 3" ELLIS
GEORGE "RED HOT LIKE POL POT" HILL
IAN "VOUS MANGEZ LE CUL" MAHINMI
TY "FUCKED YOUR BITCH HARDER THAN THE HOUSTON ROCKETS" LAWSON
HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM A RECENT GAME:
GEORGE: DON'T MAKE ME GET REVENGE FOR 1812
DRAKE: Please George I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obey
GEORGE: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
GEORGE: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA
PAUL GEORGE WET ASS JUMPER OVER DRAKE
GEORGE: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in Indiana
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""All Star"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" backcourt
>>66870478
>pistons up 2-1 on the cavs for the season
heh
>raptors winning anything
>>66870478
>raptors
>the away team is now 13-0 in the last 13 games NBA official Scott Foster has officiated
rigged af brehs
The Raptors lost on purpose so we can win in 6 to sponsor Drakes new fuego album. Don't doubt us, we the north will come out victorious once more.
>>66870587
YEEEEEAAAA
>canadians getting punished for bullying brazil on /sp/
thanks jesus
>>66870478
Oh anon
I'm gonna go study
>>66870421
>21
oh fuck
Capping all these posts for when we win the series in 6
>spend your entire season tryharding to get a top seed
>lose one game and suddenly home court advantage is gone
does the regular season even matter?
Not that the raps can't lose this series but seriously they have only lost one game. I can name dozens of series where teams lost the first game and then swept the rest of the series.
>>66870752
POETIC
>>66870764
>other teams
>>66870752
>relying on Lowry and DeFrozan to perform in the playoffs
Lmao.
>>66870764
well no shit, but team that wins the first game wins 77% of the time
and this is the never get out of the first round craptors
good luck
>>66870764
You probably said this last year.
Carroll and Powell played less than 20 fucking minutes while Paul George was making shots.
Either they are both injured or Casey is a fucktard.
>shitpost every regular season
>lose in the 1st round
I don't understand why you didn't see this coming
>>66870764
Were those teams coached by dwyane casey?
>>66870764
0-8
>>66870829
They're the Bengals of the NBA.
what are some nba teams that ended up winning the championship when everyone doubted them?
>canada on suicide watch
>>66870764
>teams who win the 1st game win the series 77% of the time
And winning on the opponent's home court will probably inflate that statistic even more.
>>66870799
casey is a fucktard, he hates based powell
>powell guarded by monta ellis
>let's run the offense through derozan who is guarded by PG13
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>when a raptors memes fan told me they were going to the ecf
lol there is no basketball fan base that does more talking than the raptors fans and the funny thing is they have done literal shit. like getting out of the first round will be a huge accomplishment for the team. thats would be their second best season lol
>>66870862
2011 Dallas Mavericks
a canadian said he would leave forever if raptors lost in the 1st again
>>66870862
This year's Cavs
>>66870799
Powell picked up an injury. Casey is just retarded for not putting Carroll or jj on George though
>>66870799
It's easy to armchair coach but you gotta see where he's coming from. Carroll missed like the entire season with an injury, he doesn't want to play him too much and lose him again in the first game. Powell is also a rookie with no playoff experience, playing him is risky. People made these complaints about Thibs too, that he doesn't play the right players enough, or he trusts the older players more and plays them too much. But it works to some extent, since without Thibs >we are watching the playoffs from home for the first time in 5 years.
>GSW """"""fans""""""" holding signs saying "authentic fan"
>>66870877
that only happened because lebron choked.
>>66870862
last years warriors team and those piston teams.
>>66870891
lol the cavs wont even make the finals come on men.
>>66865175
basketball is for niggers and criminals watch stanley cup like a civilized human
>>66870878
I would if
>derozan continues to chuck and lose the series
>sign him to max
>Canada constantly shitposting that they'll win it all
>lose to the pacers on homecourt
is there an even more pathetic fanbase? CANADA ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH
>>66870932
>criminals watch stanley cup
no anon, faggots do
>>66870764
any that had the raptors in it?
>>66870874
They seriously think getting the 1 in the east is an accomplishment, and they didn't even do THAT even though the cavs were basically trying to hand it to them
>>66870862
2004 pistons
>>66870920
seriously are you 15 who just posts memes with every post.
Do people not remember what the warriors fan base was without curry? there fan base was even better and still sold out every game
>raptors
>first round exist
Pick two
IS THIS THE NEW CRYING JORDAN FACE?
General reminder
>>66870928
Look who it is the most cucked tripfag on /sp/
we the choke :(
>tfw we will always be chokers. It's our lot in life.
>>66870983
Can't handle bright lights
>>66871030
karma for talking so much shit during the regular season 2bh
I'm sorry, but did the Raptors already exit in the first round? Oh, that's right. The series isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only one game in. Does not having the lead in the series after the first game count as an exit? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong.
>>66869892
most people know he's a top 10 player but his ego got him a broken leg because he was tryharding during practice like a retard.
>>66870992
>falling for the b8
/nba/ is full of false flags
Less than 24 hours until the official return of Dellyposting.
>>66871093
i made that OC. intentionally crappy too. nice to see someone saved it.
>>66871146
We should kick the Raptors out of RBL. That shit is getting embarrassing.
>the city of Toronto
lmao
>>66871208
>we
turks are subhuman
>>66871208
woah woah, relax turkeybro...b-ship matters will be discussed after the post-season during the summer..lots of changes will be made
>>66871208
>we
where in LA/Chicago/Toronto are you from?
>>66871248
I wonder if SPC will be revived, or if a new broship will rise up during the offseason.
>>66871326
show some respect. The man literally died.
>>66871326
as if they ever left? do the damage in silence.
three teams, all in the playoffs. SPC.
Cockshits have made 1 shot halfway into the 1st
>>66871254
I will move to LA soon after I graduate to be closer to my beloved Lakers and buy season tickets.
>>66871248
Will Iggy Azalea still be our waifu after Nick gets traded?
>PLAYOFF BASKETBALL
>>66871326
With 7kt gone does that mean the ship is disbanded?
Bucks/T-Wolves/Magic would be a nice broship
>>66871464
and yet they're only down less than 10 points. Law of averages says they're due for a comeback
>>66871481
we will have a new waifu draft.
>>66871528
>Bucks
>Magic
>Wolves
B M W
tfw can't thoroughly enjoy the playoffs atm because mexicans are working on shit in my house being loud and near the tv
>>66871592
>approved
>>66871631
>>66871592
as it is written, it shall be
>>66871594
iktfb
worst part is you can't tell them to keep it down cause they don't speak english and you can't even really be that mad because they're just doing their job
CURRY GETTING FUCKED UP
>>66871594
are you you dude getting his kitchen worked on
I forgot there was afternoon game
Why doesn't the NBA just ban Canadian teams if they hate them so much
>>66871059
Because Canadian flags are never allowed to be happy about any team. No exceptions.
Raps front office should protest the scheduling. Absolute fucking bullshit
>>66865243
>tfw Marc Gasol carried the team
>>66871957
1 Canadian flag can cause butthurt to 10 Amerilards simply by posting anything sports related. It's amazing.
The cornball raptors forgot about playoffs PG
Raptors backcourt is the worst in the league
>8/32 fg
>>66872060
just how unfair is it anyway that the spuds get to play the grizz. poor teddies
>nuclear Powell is now nuclear waste
>>66872122
Actually it was a serious off night and they were statistically the best backcourt in the East this season. Thanks for memeing on me though.
>giving an East coast team a West coast start for the third year in a row
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
Damn, Canada. Don't you have some hockey to watch?
the last time the raptors loss was because of straight choking at the spotlight. this time if they lose its because paul george is experienced with this shit. hes been deep in the playoffs for the last 3yrs except for the year he died
>>66872370
>tfw they actually don't have hockey to watch
Why did the Cockshits let Lowry go?
>>66872475
he was a scrub
>>66872510
Better than who they have now
#1 reason Harden will never win a championship.
He's a system baby that gets all his points from foul shots that don't get called in the playoffs.
Horrible, cheap player that's too dumb to see he's not a superstar and will never win without two real superstars around him.
Rockets are going to get blown the fuck up this off season
>>66873368
I guarantee you if Harden stayed in OKC they would have won that year after their final loss.
>raptors lost
>Warriors going to win
Today was a bad day for /nba/ lmao
>>66871680
Please MODS BAN ALL CANADIANS UNTIL JULY.
>>66873989
Yeah no, that was the year Westbrook got hurt in the first round, Harden and Durant might have gotten past Memphis but there's no way in Hell they beat the Heat that year, Hell they probably don't even get past the Spurs, fuck even with Westbrook they might not get past the Spurs.
>>66874160
He wouldn't have been injured if Harden stayed. Westbrook had to work hard to pick up the slack and there's time theory.
Absolutely disgusting
>>66874224
Westbrook got hurt because he took knee to knee contact from Beverly while trying to call timeout, his workload didn't really play into it
And again Spurs and Heat were juggernauts that year both with deep benches, Harden being there would help but they'd still be starting Kendrick no stats Perkins, have a shit bench(they're no way Harden wouldn't be starting at that point), and have a shit coach
>>66874337
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
hawks or celts?
>>66874461
celts
>>66874379
If that was the case why did they make the finals? You're just saying they "were" juggernauts without even considering the alternate reality aspect, butterfly effect, the emotional affect the trade had on the team, and off court/non statistical factors at all.
How new are you to sci-fi?
>>66874461
Rooting for the Hawks but flip a coin, best series of first round
>>66870565
>makin it past the pistons
>>66874551
butterfly effect doesn't suddenly fix things like Scott Brooks shit coaching or bad pieces surrounding the stars. Kendrick Perkins can be as motivated as he wants he'd still be the worst starting player on a playoff team, also keep in mind that if they'd kept Harden their penny pinching owner would make up for it with the rest of the team meaning the supporting cast might be even worse
Hell if anything keeping Harden means they probably get rid of Ibaka, who was the major weapon against the Spuds, there's your butterfly effect
>>66874709
their only mistake was not getting better pieces for harden in the trade.
Serious question: will Canada ever recover?
These Warriors guys look pretty good. Do you think they're good?
>>66875093
No. Fuck this rigged sport. Fold the team. Fire everybody.
>>66875144
>le moving screen man
>le glass ankles man
>le chimpout man
>le streaky man
>>66875144
Nah, worst team in the league bar none, wouldn't be surprised if they end up with the #1 overall pick
>the city of /nba/
>>66875396
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AYYYYYYYY
>>66875396
pftahahaha
craptors fans btfo once again
expect shook memes in overdrive as the grieve over another SWEEP
HAHAHAHAH
>>66874560
celtics - heat would be so much more entertaining
>>66865175
why is korver in the webm? is he really the star of the hawks?
Bumping for craptors
> Barry Jackson
@flasportsbuzz
Indy winning at Toronto in Game 1 reminder of value of Heat being 3rd in East,in Toronto bracket.Toronto hasn't won playoff series since '01
>>66875396
fucking leafs BTFO
I fucking hate Americans. I'll fight every single one of you faggots
canada being shit literally saved this 1st round
what time does the thunder game start?
>>66875936
9:30
>game 1
>already having ankle problems
Curry won't make it to the Finals
>>66875923
lmao say it to my face syrupnigger
WHOS READY FOR CELTICS HAWKS?
>>66875923
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>66875966
thanks canada
im sorry you gotta be the ones to get btfo
>>66875923
Hi I'm Paul George and I outscored all 3 of your starting guards
>>66876048
>
>Have to wait 50 minutes
>>66876117
>losing the first round in 48
>>66876145
>>66876072
blvd river
>injure Curry
>still lose by fucking 80
LETS GO HAWKS!!!
FUCK THE CELTICS OVER!
FUCK THE LITTLE GREEN MANLET!
Who can stop >us?
>>66876211
>advanced stats
>>66876211
This just shows how shitty Cleveland is lmao
>>66876256
so is walton the 5th man here or is klay?
>>66876256
Nobody
>>66876211
Is it true that you're a contributor for the Sports Nation Ohio Twitter account?
>>66876265
>advanced losing finals mvp to a bench warming role player
>>66876254
Yawn. When is the Spurs game up again?
>>66876327
klay has gotta be a robot right
>>66876211
I don't watch much basketball but a player that good must have like 5 rings right?
Warriors did exactly what I thought they'd do slow the pace which sets their defense and it shutdown harden period
Feel bad for the Rockets and their fanbase. Though it was probable they would've lost with proper officiating, these horrible refs humiliated them. L to the refs.
