GOODBYE ASTON VILLA
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>>66863935
where did your leaf go?
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You'll be missed.
ABV ALWAYS WINS
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well deserved
they should be stripped of the star
Small club, Biggest club in Birmingham will rise again
>>66863935
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uck off
>>66863935
Bye-bye you boring fucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0
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will that lion ever catch the star?
that ain't Kobe
>>66864011
he's not prepared to
>Villa really have given up. You gave up on life, didn't ya!
What did he mean by this
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U
C
K
O
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You shit club
>>66863935
>Prepared
What? For relegation? Lel
>>66863999
>not doing their job to keep burnley out of the PL
disgusting
FUCK OFF ASTON VILLA HOPE YOU GET RELEGATED AGAIN NEXT YEAR
>>66864042
+1
>>66864090
are you prepared to shut the fuck up you fucking faggot?
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Don't come back.
when will this meme go away permanently?
Americans owners. Not even once. Build wall to keep them out.
>>66863952
Off-season as it didn't make the playoffs
finally
It is now official.
Official respect-paying post, reply with your respects.
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>>66864125
wrecked tbf
IT
IS
OVER
where's that villa tripfag? he kill himself?
>>66864011
They caught it in 1982, that's the point
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>>66864374
his sanctuary is the football manager threads
Who /villa/ here?
UTV ON SUICIDE WATCH
TRIPFAGS BTFO
We'll be back lads
rip billa o7
AHAHHA GET FUCKED CVNTS
>>66864374
Pretty sure he was murdered by the guy who wrote that journal about him
>>66864383
kek
KEK
Are they the new notts forest?
>>66864286
Underrated post.
>>66864286
BANTS
Fucking Boro though. What is the point of them? I hope they yoyo
>>66864428
No. Nottingham Forest are a Championship tier club who had one of the best managers of all time for a few years. Villa are an actually big club, they'll be back.
> Respects
I think not
>>66864286
Well done, Jamal, well done.
>>66863935
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osu-Mensah
Do Villa have the bouncebackability to at least make the play-offs next season?
>>66863999
KEEP RIGHT ON TILL THE END OF THE ROAD
>>66864476
they are fucking doomed
Burnley are coming up so we'll pretty much see them again next season
>>66864476
No, their team is shite and their owner doesn't care.
good
fuck off villa
now just need everton to follow them
>the city of NIGGERHAM
>there's literally going to be a match between two European Cup winners in the second tier of England
kek
KEK
K E K
ITT: assmad Liverpool fans rage at Villa for beating them every year
>>66864539
Leeds vs Nottingham Forest?
>Newcastle still has a match vs Villa left
hopeful desu senpai
>>66864476
They are fucked with a capital F. Squad full of fruitcake mercenaries and an incompetent owner who won't be able to fix it.
Shame that Villa have gone down. A grand old club. I think it's not going to be easy for them to get back to where they belong.
It's a shame that can't extend their record with Everton for being the most played top flight fixture.
I feel sorry for all the Villa fans out there.
>>66864595
>Leeds
>European Cup Winner
Got some bad news for you m8
When I first watched football it was McGrath, Yorke, Saunders, Staunton, Bosnich, Houghton. They were genuine contenders. It's been a long slow decline ever since, like watching your grandad get old.
>>66864595
>leeds
mid tier banter
>>66864635
>>66864615
Wait, Leeds seriously never won it? Not even during the Big Don Daddy years?
>that Liverpool feel when we bought the relegation of this shit no history anal prepared club
WORTH EVERY CENT LAs
>Their relegation after 34 games is the joint third-fastest - in terms of games played - since the top division was reduced to 20 teams two decades ago.
jesus christ
You now remember Julian Joachim
do we know who will be promoted yet?
>>66864661
Nah bruh, only 5 English teams have won it.
>>66864661
Nope, they came 2nd in it once and 2nd in the Cup Winners Cup once. Unironically a worse record in Europe than Ipswich, West Ham and Spurs who've all won at least 1 of the 3
>>66864661
They only won like 4 trophies under Revie m8.
>>66864661
You're thinking of their old Inter-Cities Fairs Cup (a.k.a. Old UEFA Cup a.k.a. Old Europa Leage) win.
>>66864647
>worst fucking mistake I've ever made
>Owns the Browns
Oh England, you don't know the half of how fucked Villa is
>>66864476
Did he pick it up and eat it?
>>66864286
I fucking love you 4chan
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>>66864647
>>66864756
Oh fuck I didn't realize they shared an owner
RIP in piss AV, definitely on the road to getting thrown out of the football league
It's not so bad once you accept the bitter disappointment that you're not going to return to the top flight anytime soon. It saves a lot of heartache.
>>66864454
When did Pep manage Forest?
>>66864286
BAHAHAHA
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>>66863935
>Aston Villa
Isn't this their first time being relegated since the creation of the premier league? What went wrong?
>>66864846
Premier League only started like 20 years ago m8, it's not like it's ancient history.
Now we just need pointless nothing clubs like West Brom, West Ham and Everton relegated
>>66864861
>there are people posting here that weren't even born yet back in 1992
>>66864894
>West Ham
confirmed faggot
>>66864894
don't forget Liverpool and Southampton
>>66864756
What's so bad about the Browns?
>>66864894
Need Palace, West Brom and Swansea to go.
The first relegation of an "eternal PL" club since Southampton in 2005.
/lifelong/ here
>>66864950
Absolutely dysfunctional piece of shit franchise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qrW1mdRmQ
>>66864950
>Since resuming operations in 1999, the Cleveland Browns have struggled to find success. They have had only two winning seasons in 2002 and in 2007, one playoff appearance in 2002, and no postseason wins. To date, the Browns' overall win-loss record since their NFL return is 87–185.
tl;dr they are utter shit
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>>66864923
>west ham aren't a nothing club
nice meme
>West Brom
>Burnley
>QPR
>Norwich
>Sunderland
These teams need to go and stay gone.
>>66864950
They manage to sign the handegg equivalent of Adam Johnson and Ched a Evans about five times every year.
Their qb was literally a coke-snorting frat boy and their best players are usually in jail by week 5
>>66864989
I feel sorry for their fans then because Lerner is going to have lost a lot of money with Villa getting relegated. Even if he sells the club he'll be down a lot of money I imagine. Not much going to be left over to make the Browns a better team
>>66864971
wet spam
fulham
palace
blackburn
>Its finally over
Fucking yes. Now we can get rid of Nzogbia, Richardson, and Flabby Agbonlahor
>>66865040
>wet spam
Were not eternal as they missed the first season of the PL.
>fulham
Only promoted to the PL in 2001
>palace
Relegated after the first season of the PL.
>blackburn
Relegated in 1999.
>>66865039
Lerner actually sold the team back in 2012.
Either way, it would take a fucking miracle to save the Browns at this point.
>>66865017
>ched evans
so they sign innocent people?
:^)
relegation party tho, F
>>66864286
Pretty clever swedebro
>>66865120
fucking lel
>>66865120
Idk why Liverplop fans get mad over this. These fine gentleman were simply celebrating Saint Gerrards career
>>66865115
Funny enough there are people that think that Josh Gordon did nothing wrong
>>66865153
>>66864971
Have City been relegated? If so it's only Chelsea, Spurs, Utd, Liverpool, Everton and Arse left now right?
>>66865201
City were relegated sometime around 1999 or 2000
It's just those 6 now, yes
>>66865201
Man City? Back in 98
>>66865201
City were briefly in the third tier back in the early 2000s
"Sad to hear The Hammers have been relegated" David Cameron
>>66865201
Pre-Sheikh City were relegation fodder
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>>66865245
Kek, screenshotted and sent to Unilad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
whos next? what three are going down what three are coming up?
>>66865201
Multiple occasions, including the infamous 1996 relegation against Liverpool:
>A win would have been enough. Saints drew 0-0 with Wimbledon, while Coventry held Leeds in another goalless encounter. But City were fed some bogus information – Wimbledon, they had been told, had scored a late goal at the Dell – and so a most Cityesque denouement to the season unfolded.
>City looked to have been down and out, Steve Lomas clumsily deflecting Steve McManaman's cross into his own net after six minutes. Just before half-time, Ian Rush marked his last game for Liverpool with a deflected drive to make it 2-0. But with 19 minutes to go, Neil Ruddock clattered Georgi Kinkladze like some sort of lumbering oaf, Uwe Rösler slotting home the penalty. Seven minutes later, Kit Symons equalised. And so as the sands of time ran out, with Southampton "losing", the diktat was delivered: keep the ball in the corner, to secure the draw that would keep City in the big league.
>Oh dear. Poor Lomas, whose day had began so badly, held the ball by the flag. As the clock ticked down on the pitch, the sorry truth was beginning to be realised off it. City might have prepared professionally, but their in-game information management wasn't quite up to speed. Wimbledon hadn't scored at all. As things stood, Saints were safe. Niall Quinn, long substituted and now demobbed in his shirt and breeks, sprinted from the stands to the touchline, screaming to Lomas to get moving. The midfielder went in search of the goal City were suddenly so desperate for, but it was too late.
>"This is the greatest disappointment of my career," sobbed Ball after the match. Another would be coming a few months later, as he was sacked, his "three-year plan" to get City back to the top of English football in sorry tatters.
6 left. Who's next to go?
>>66865470
still tight at the bottom, its gota be norwich, newcastle or sunderland
>>66865470
>Leicester will achieve within 9 seasons of PL more than Liverpool did in 23
>>66865393
I'm positive Sunderland and Newcastle are going down.
I guess Burnley is coming back up, and I don't watch enough Championship to even guess who would win play offs.
Aston Villa literally have more losses this season in the league than Goals For
Aston Villa are literally statistically more likely to lose than score a goal
>>66865470
>in 23 seasons there have been more different premier league winners than runner ups
truly what a shocking league we have
>>66865544
I meant of the ever present teams at the top of the pic. Probably Everton but if they get a good manager in they could be a solid top half side.
>>66865567
Burnley, Brighton, Boro are going to go up. Screencap this.
So which of their players will jump ship? Which players even deserve to stay in the PL? Amavi, maybe Ayew?
>>66865567
lol hull, brighton, middlesborough, burnley derby county top 5. where millwall at?
>>66865470
Too hard to tell really, the others have all got their shit sorted out, I think it'll be a fairly long time before the next one.
I would have said Everton but with the new owner and stadium plans I think they'll be sorted.
>>66865470
>Swindon
>22nd
What
>>66865624
>That based seagull crest
I hope they stay
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The greatest average team in a top flight league ever.
>>66865668
They've got the facilities and the money to be a top flight club now.
>>66865667
at one point the league had 22 teams
>>66865582
How do you figure that out?
5 winners, they've probably all come second plus another 3 came second.
>>66865624
I can dig it
>>66865643
Millwall got double relegated last year, they in league 1
>>66865621
chelsea plastic hopefully
>>66865667
There were 22 teams until about 1995
>>66865569
literally derby 07/08 tier
>>66865688
it occurred to me after I posted that I was taking it only on the colours, I know Man U have come second loads but didn't process that
>>66865624
true, there well ahead
>>66865695
>>66865643
I mixed them up with someone else, not double relegated, but still in league 1
>>66865756
Don't mind who goes up from the play off spots except for Hull. Hull are fucking boring, can't stand those boomerang teams.
Does Newcastle have a chance of overtaking Norwich and staying up? They are only 3 points back with a game in hand, although their schedule looks pretty difficult.
I want them to stay because at least they spend money and have a chance of being decently competitive. Norwich is like Wigan, they are going to eternally 17th place for the next 5 years, and then fade into obscurity.
>>66865796
brightons worse
>>66863935
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Their fans didn't deserve it
>>66864989
>getting paid $1b to buy a team
kek
>>66865796
I'd be okay with Sheffield Wednesday coming up
Also
>MK Dons in relegation zone
>>66865838
Brighton aren't in the PL one season and back in the championship the next. They're also not from yet another generic Northern shithole.
Fan on pitch at Goodison after Southampton equalise
A fan has just run onto the pitch at Goodison and confronted Osman as he shouts at the Everton bench.
Mane had equalised for Southampton shortly before, after Funes Mori put the Blues ahead in the 68th minute.
Stewards pulled the fan off and he continued to rant in the direction of Martinez as he was pulled away.
>>66865923
ano they're southern rentboys they'll go back down anyway
>>66864989
The Browns got a new fan now
>>66865889
I think you misunderstood something.
Although that would be Cleveland as fuck if that happened.
Still villa til I die t b h l ads
See you in 5 years
>>66866000
Oh never mind. I thought Lerner still owned it but he sold it for $1b
>>66865966
You should be a Bills fan, arguably more miserable history, not as much of a dumpster fire currently but still will never go anywhere.
>>66866020
You're gonna die before that, let's all be honest here.
>>66866074
Wikipedia says he is only worth 1 billion, so I guess he just took the money from the Browns sale, bought AV and then sat on the rest of his cash.
Its small time as fuck, he's going to have to sell eventually.
>>66866020
this season was a joke' i'd be embarrassed to be a villa fan
Where is UTV?
Remember that guy who made a literal 96 page document showcasing his autistic obsession over a tripfag? With examples of his posts and pictures and so on. Wew lad.
That was probably the most devastating moment in /sp/ history.
Anyone got a copy of it?
>>66866210
Villa fans have actually shown, or attempted to show, passion
It's the players who should embarrassed
>>66866211
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/the-philmarilion
Turns out it's way more famous than I thought. There's even a reddit Q&A session on the incident.
Kek.
Feeling a bit sad tbf lads. Still it's for the best, they've been a shit show for years.
Post ynr Villa players to commemorate
>>66866266
They outsung the mancs for 90 mins today.
>>66866290
m8 that was UTV all along.
>/trb/ tripfags
not even once
>>66866302
They do it a lot. The away following is notoriously passionate.
Shame they play at home half the season
>>66866366
No it wasn't.
>>66866266
true sorry, look at the points though. i'd start knocking on players houses
>>66866292
>>66866211
>Where is UTV?
Check the Football Manager thread
>>66866508
>Sutton Coldfield
>Middle class darkies
lel
>>66866290
>the ink blot tests made out of UTV's posts
>the apartment layout
>the 'ideas belt'
>the whole 97 page affair
my sides, hands down the best ever /sp/ moment
>>66866290
That was by far the most /x/ thing ever on any Bhutanian haystacking board
>>66866540
Sweet relief
Also, dumping Villaslags
>>66866290
it was on CNN at the time
not as a major story or anything but still
>>66866536
It was scary and hilarious
>>66866630
What
>>66866662
CNN the news channel in America, on TV.
What will happen to Are Jack lads?
>could be going to the yuros with us
>declares for englund
>relagated
>>66866666
wew
>>66866720
I know that you cheeky cunt, Im just astounded that theyd even think about reporting that
>>66866739
Either stay in the championship in order to grow up a bit, or get sold to City in order to fufil their homegrown bollocks
>>66866290
>Those weird as fuck youtube vids
Some nightmare fuel shit
>>66864764
He's Scottish, ofc he did
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Why doesn't Arsenal have one?
where will he go next?
>>66866739
He may as well choose Ireland. Will never be capped for England.
>>66866861
Your mom's bedroom
>>66866789
haha
>>66866811
Hmmm??
Why is it always >us that relegates teams?
Off the top of my head
>Blackpool
>Hull
>Villa
All in the past 5 years or so.
>>66866811
JESUS
>getting relegated is a weight off our shoulders
>>66866811
>he actually said relegation was a weight off their shoulders
What a retard.
>>66863935
SHIT ON THE VILLA
SHIT ON THE VILLA BELOW
BYE BYE VILLA YOU FUCKING SHITCUNT TEAM
>>66866965
no one cares fart breathe
is their best player atm really okore?
poor aston villa
>>66864286
ayyyyyy
aguerooooo
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>>66866965
You failed to relegate West Ham when you rested your 5 best players on the last day though didn't you.
>>66866290
>Reddit q and a
Who are they even asking?
K E K
https://streamable.com/g5si
>>66867661
Ayyy
>>66867661
wew
>>66865667
Swindon refballed there way to the PL in the greatest play off final.
They were 3-0 up.
Leicester brought it back to 3-3.
They dived in the box in the final minuite.
Swindon won 4-3
Leicester were promoted the season after, beating big spenders Derby in the play off final in the final minuite.
>>66867661
>claim to be a respectable sports network
>use emoji's like a retarded teenager
>>66866075
Why so?
>>66867846
Swindon would have been promoted before but after winning the playoffs they were deemed to be doing dodgy finances or something and Sunderland got promoted instead
>>66867257
Rested players against Blackpool and Hull.
In fact, Gibson scored a 40 yarder against Hull.
Also, today Fosu Mensah, Herrera and Martial were rested.
>>66867696
are you serious??
>>66864286
Based Ingvar
>>66867986
More like martial can't get in the team in front of rashford
>>66867696
snakey
>>66863935
F... uck that. I think everyone should come together and sing this lovely tune in the wake of the beast's final death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mwDbEYRi60
>>66867846
>>66867942
'and then they ended up conceding 100 goals in the top flight, something which hadn't happened in decades and hasn't happened since
Is UTV here? I have something interesting I think he needs to see. We all know his feelings regarding black people and non-whites in general so I took it upon myself to calculate the contribution of non whites to Villa getting relegated. As you can see I have compiled a monthly breakdown that shows a total of negative 12 goals over the course of the season from non-whites, even counting Costa and Can as white.
Let us observe some notable months.
>August
The season started with non whites actually contributing positively. All 4 of Villas PL goals were scored by non-whites. This may have hurt UTV, but he was probably able to pretend that because it was summer, that the blacks scoring were just tanned white players, so a good month for UTV overall
>December
Another good month for non-whites. UTV may have been dreaming of a white christmas but he didn't get one. However Villa still failed to win this month confirming UTV's theory that blacks are all flash and 'air jordans' and nothing more.
>February
A terrible month for Villa and even worse for UTV. 6 goals conceded to Liverpool and 6 in the month to non-whites with 4 in that game alone (plus one from Can).
I wonder how UTV feels knowing that if only he was brave enough to genocide blacks like he so often discussed, Villa might have stayed up?
Do you think he feels responsible?
>>66868267
good post
>>66868267
hello, "the archiver"
>>66866846
Smaller team mate
>Shit support
>Empty seats
>Going down
Thankfully Villa have none of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yuv9bYNO_c
>>66868267
Do your parents know you've posted this?
Yours truly, an expat brummie.
>>66863999
trips must be correct
>>66868267
great stuff
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#PRAYFORGUZAN
So what team are Grealish and Moreno going to next season?
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You will be missed
Goodbye Ashton :(
>>66864661
Cheated out of it in 75 I say.
>>66864661
Cheating only works in Europe if Italians are doing it
>>66864454
and they're a low-quality Championship team at that
>>66865728
I was a season ticket holder at Derby in the 07/08 season and I can tell you that Aston Villa were nowhere near that bad
>>66869634
>billy Davis legit thinks he is a good prem manager
Remember a couple of years ago when Aston Villa had to cancel their Goal of the Month competition because they hadn't scored a single goal all month?
Would Tactics Tim have got them to safety?
Honest Question.
>>66870145
Maybe. The 'Director of Football' needs to be beaten with sticks.
>>66870388
>bent let go for free
absolute fucking shambles
Even though Villa have been in the PL for years I can't remember any memorable moments at all. They were always the team that went last on MotD. Glad they're relegated desu
>>66870429
Things got worse next season.
20 players in and out.
4 entire teams of signings in just 2 seasons of transfers.
>>66870459
They were Tottenham-tier under Martin O'Neill. For years, I hoped they'd be able to do that again and get into the Top 4, but the rot started ages ago and I've wanted them to be relegated since Paul Lambert was there.
>>66870459
The only real memorable thing is the shit slippy g wrote about them in his book.
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>>66870388
>>66870564
Holy shit. Thats awful.
Side note, has their ever been a good American owner in divegrass history.
>>66870564
>even signing cole and senderos in the first place
everyone knew they were finished even before they joined Villa
>>66867876
They went to the Owl 4 times in a row and choked each time, which is pretty fucking depressing.
Also if you are going to watch NFL might as well not watch the Browns.
>>66870564
That Benteke money gets me. Don't get me wrong. I sold my Xbox and squanderd the money. Just wasted it on other shit I didn't need. But not 30 fucking million. It's like selling your only bucket when you live on a boat with a hole in it.
>>66870564
If they had given those 3 players at the bottom contracts instead of signing the shit they did they'd have had a better chance
>>66870564
>Veretout turned down Leicester for this
>Villa didn't offer Albrighton a new contract
Good decisions all round.
>>66863999
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