>>66849029
Checking in.
Fuck Ken Holland.
Does Houston have fans? If not this thread is pointless because the Red Wings are playing.
Houston? Do you exist?
tfw Mike Lelfrey
Go Wings
still gonna watch this until we get btfo
>>66849349
Thank God someone else wants to watch this game, even if that person is you. I want off the Red Wings ride.
Finally a game that I can enjoy on a day off.
Cmon boys lets turn this awful start around and play like you should
Holy fuck my Pelfrey drinking game is gonna get me hammered
>>66849463
let's do it breh. Wings are honestly sad at this point.
Lelfrey won't make it through the 4th
>>66849278
Some of us are around, but most of us are lurkers really. I only post when something happens.
Gonna need a picture of Pelfrey in a Tigers uniform throwing a beachball.
>>66849534
>drinking game during a pelfrey start
RIP in peace
>>66849604
Why, aren't you proud of your team? Or are you all Mexicans who only care about divegrass?
Will Gomez ever do anything???? I just automatically assume he is a out when he comes up to the plate. If there was ever a designated fielder position he would definitely be one of those
>asstros
>only 1 run scored
you'll get them back tho
>>66849858
>16 (sixteen) million American dollars
>>66849894
>>66849918
Is Dallas Kikel Jewish?
>you will never be so bad at your job that you're paid 1/200 of what Mike Pelfrey is paid
is he gonna load the bases every inning? i'm gonna finish this 6 pack
>>66850154
I thought he was being paid for walks. Walks are good, rigjt?
ive watched some of the astros games this last week and the conclusion ive come to is this springer guy is literally the worst position player in the league
>>66850187
Pablo Sandoval's belt would like a word with you.
LMAO LASTROS
>>66849608
best i could do
>it's a mike pelfry will still be allowed to pitch due to sheer dumb luck episode
okay.
Haha funny guy Pelfrey is just toying with his food. Nothing to worry about boys and girls.
>>66850313
Mike pls go..and retire.
>>66849278
Wings are gonna get swept arent they? :(
Zetterberg has got to go. Wings need better young talent. With Pavel leaving and Zetterberg shitting it up offensively we need a change.
>>66850260
>>66849608
autism fixed
>>66850183
i don't think that's how it works Al
>>66850393
No one will take Z's contract. And yeah, I hope they get swept. Holland needs to be fired.
>>66850415
they made the 25 year mark. super fugging epic. time to rebuild.
why does miggy half-check his swings to GIDP all the time? i see this twice a week.
>>66850587
Yeah but comeon man. The record is 30 and the fucking Bruins hold it. I wanna break that shit. But I guess im being ungrateful.
IAN GODLER
I FUCKING LOVE OUR SS/2B BROS
>>66850686
i know but the thing is they will have to one and done for 5 more years while barely maintaining a playoff team. That's not good enough you have to compete for championships
That first inning was pretty sketchy, but it looks like Keuchel has finally settled in. Hopefully he keeps it up the rest of the season and our other pitchers follow suit. It really sucks to be among the league leaders in runs but still be 3-7
>>66850686
>I wanna break that shit.
Why? You realize if you don't win the cup you still lose, right?
>chibby howturd
let's see some more Pelf magic
>>66850932
>It really sucks to be among the league leaders in runs but still be 3-7
holy shit did I know this feel last year
>>66850932
I hope McCullers comes back soon, he was very exciting to watch along with Keuchel. You always felt comfortable with both of them
>>66850945
If they went another 6 years and somehow managed to win another cup in that time their legacy would last forever
>>66851013
What are you smoking that said outcome seems possible? The team is objectively bad.
>>66849029
Who /throwback/ here?
>>66851200
>tfw we're not allowed to have nice things
So I never thought I'd say it, but can the bullpen take over in the fifth:
Fuck man, how many times are we going to leave RISP??????? The Astros should really be up by at least 4 runs.
lmao pelfrey and this luck
>comparing salty to Bryce harper
just stop FSD
>>66851313
Or you know, put Pelf in the bullpen. He'll fit right in.
>16 million instead of Fister
>>66851373
Or better yet just cut his ass when Norris, Wilson, and Hardy come back from injury.
>>66851410
this pls
but why did it take 16 mill and 2 years for a 5 era starter? is that the going rate
>>66851450
Because Illitch is a charitable and kind hearted man. I can think of no other logical explanation.
Looks like Keuchel is going to go all the way barring anything bizarre happening. Fucker is only at 52 pitches
last year casty would fumbled it and pissed his pants
loving 2016 casty
>>66851510
>>66851576
pls no this will be pelfrey's most effective start all year
FUCK MAN so many double plays.......
>>66851650
We all know Pelfrey shouldn't be in such a nice position this game. Those Stros are really just giving it away right now
>>66851735
yup and Kikel is STILL shitting on our great lineup. think he did the same last year
God the Red Wings are shit.
mig knew immediately he got cucked
goddammit keuchel
mig the ONLY dude on the team making kikel work
Don't care Pelfrey, you're still garbage.
afternoon tiggerbros
heard pelfrey had a pretty awkward outing, not really too concerned as norris is coming back soon and iirc pelfrey is the one to drop off
jesus fuck this guy is gonna pitch 8+ innings
gg stros
loooool memeshift btfo
PLEASE GET THIS HOT ARM OUTTA HERE
really kinsler
he throws that all game and you still need to half swing it?
>it's a go run for a half hour and come back to the same game episode
Yay
>>66852949
they won't even pull keuchel if this post is singles
>asstro casuals cheering at every pop up
pls martinez
can't say this wasn't inevitable, only that we didn't lose by 5 more runs. gg
