do I really have to make the thread edition
Dickey vs Porcello
>its a dickey goes 2 innings after giving up 6 earned runs episode
>>66847809
Ayyyy lmaooo
That poor chick who made that horrific pitch.
>>66847809
Who ready?
Heads up.
That Jewish porn spammer is back.
>>66847979
based 2bh
>Everyone wearing 42
hey lifelong blue jays fan here, who else getting cucked on this beautiful friday night?
Mushrooms, mozzarella, bullseye BBQ sauce on garlic naan
>>66848007
>can't tell the players apart
Fuck that negro!
>>66848049
Forgot pic
omfg
>fenway
FUCKING BIG PAPPI
>Smellar
piece of shit
fucking dickey
welp cya guys, enjoy the win red cucks
BASED PAPI
He can't keep getting away with it, can he?
uh oh
>it's a dickey episode
congratulations to black people for being black and playing baseball
Nice
i would honestly prefer a predictable shit pitcher over dickey, at least you know what you're getting and you dont get your hopes up that maybe he can go 6 innings without shitting himself
pls no hanley
>>66848141
shut up sean
>whacking yourself in the foot
Hanley pls
HOLY FUCK LOL
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICKEY FUCK OFF ALREADY
Distraction bat
>dickey
>the city of poo in loo
>>66847892
welp
Well that was interesting.
syndergaard
>>66847892
Nah gibby will keep him in for 5 to give up 9. It's worth it though to get Thole in the lineup.
Damn Canada, you're making Red Sox pitching look good
>this is dickeys last year
just one more season
just one more season
just one more season
LEL WHAT THE FUCK
>Bernie Sander's commercial on NESN
Can we not.
>>66848262
Wicked chase desu
>>66848262
>>66848265
Baker hivemind
Red Sox blow the fuck out of the blue jays calling it now.
How long until Porcello remembers he's shit and just collapses.
>its a jays offense does fucking nothing while dickey makes a mockery of the sport episode
>>66848287
5th inning
>>66848287
HERE WE GO
>Red Sox pitching
>with a lead, ever
16-14 game confirmed
Edwing! Now we can lose 11-5
>the blue Jays are a """""""""""playoff"""""""" team
>inb4 muh solo homers!!!!1!
>>66848265
A Rhode Island native I apologize, we're responsible for this shit as RI just decides to be retarded and have late primaries.
Also TAKE THE PARROT FOR A WALK.
>>66848287
didn't take long
BASED EE
Guys
Last weekend of April I'm going to buy a strip of nosebleed tickets at skydome
If you're interested email [email protected]
dude, nice.
>>66848303
Nevermind, I was too optimistic
SHIT PITCHING VS SHIT PITCHING
based porcello saving us from another tulo groundout to the 1st baseman scene
hey guys sorry i just got home from work why does rick porcello even exist who is that boy catching today
there are no more hi drapers the messiah returned during the night
>>66848315
I'm from RI as well senpai. It's ironic as the state is a literal Hillary stronghold. We elected a womyn governor, who is buddies with Clinton.
>Average Bostonian child
>it's another "blue jays would win any other division, AL East is just hard" damage control episode
Anyone have a stream?
hi guys whats up with the commentators lol do don and jerry have colds or something
>>66848388
www.mlb.com
>>66848388
There's a ravine near my house
>>66848347
>mfw bet the over
>>66848380
imagine if we had a team like the twins, barves or padres to beat up on a dozen times a season
>>66848351
I can't even remember if they had Clinton Ads when Mass had their primaries and if there are any Clinton Ads playing now.
I just hear Le Angry White Old Man commercials nonstop now.
At least Linc the moron dropped out early so we didn't get made any more of a laughing stock than we are.
>>66848349
20 Million United States Dollars a year.
>>66848391
This humor triggers me.
Tuloshitsky
>Tuloshitski
Based Vazquez
BASED VAZQUEZ
>Adam LaRoche ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''controversy''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
mlb clubhouse isn't a daycare
Fucking hell boys!
Vaz is here to stay
VASQUEZ IS ELITE, THANK YOU PAWTUCKET
oh oh
>>66848416
>20 Million United States Dollars a year
Our retard who just got caught off first base is paid the same
Tulo... fucking kill me now
Vazquez >>>> Swihart
BA is Tulo for Fat Panda when?
omg who is that boy behind the plate
BASED
A
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D
Stream please?
Go easy on Steve, Steve
>>66848417
he's getting that San Diego pussy now
>>66848416
Lincoln is the senile democrat candidate every primary has. I'm just glad his shot ideas like "DUDE METRIC SYSTEM" or "DUDE RECOGNIZE ISIS AS A COUNTRY LMAO" didn't fit well.
Kinda glad since I'm a machines and I deal with inches instead of cuckemeters
>no qt3.14 travis to save us from tulo, smoak, martin and goyims bullshit
>>66848492
Google ( You ) needy bitch
>>66848517
When will he be back? Will he kill Goins?
>>66848517
he's a manlet
more like cock holt lol
>>66848508
Kek
>>66848514
He was just comedy gold at the debate.
Everyone knew he was a joke except him. It was kinda just magical.
Also is Vas elite?
>>66848521
I am leaf, everything is redirecting to bovada and I'm not paying
Vasquez is a manlet lol
brock holt is done in this town
>>66848531
early prediction is may, late prediction is june and hopefully he will
>>66848536
hes a manlet with an amazing bat
>you gotta feel bad for swihart
why? >we have like 3 good catching prospects not everyone can make it
>Unironically having a homerun stopping wall
ELITE
L
I
T
E
>R.A. Cuckie
Who put that giant wall there
Oh fuck off.
OMG who is this guy
Just one more year and dickey is gone
Just one more year and dickey is gone
Just one more year and dickey is gone
>>66848563
>with an amazing bat
lol, no. he only did good for the first couple of weeks because nobody knew him. his bat literally turned to shit after everyone figured him out.
>All these walls
>>66848583
>unironically losing to a team with horrible pitching and an aging lineup
>got into the overwatch beta weekend
not sure if i should watch baseball or play overwatch desu
>>66848599
he went to shit because he got the injury to his shoulder and even after that when he couldnt hit 100% his OBP actually went up, his upside is huge
in b4 he came off it for a second there
>>66848583
have to balance out our short as fuck porch on the other side i guess
Activate it!
Just rule the double and lets get on wit this already
>>66848630
>playing the 17th Team Fortress 2 Killer to come out this year
Gonna flop, great porn tho
He's fucking safe
Every time Dickey pitches I care less about molestation victims
That was fucking retarded.
is JBJ shit again? how can we save him?
lol nice challenge jk
>>66848679
4 game hitting streak as well as a triple last game? K senpai keep being pessimistic
>>66848662
just one more year
just keep reminding yourself, its almost over
>>66848599
His bat went to shit because he is facing AL East pitchers instead of shitty 3rd rate pitchers from the nl west like
trade jbj please while he still has value
I love how biased and asspained the Jays commentators always are when it comes to reviews and calls against the Jays
>>66848673
I hate those bullshit calls. Puts the game in Jew York's hands. Who gives a fuck if the runner got to the base and pops up by a quarter inch off the base? Instant replay blows
>>66848594
hi draper
Mookie > Xander tbqh senpai
omfg
>>66848699
I thought that last year but here we are...
>>66848732
Hey pal
lol this guy won a cy young
is dickey elite?
>>66848752
>NL hitting
>>66848746
Why doesn't she have a nose
>>66848730
imo they should have a limited number per series, not per game
>>66848747
its his last option year on the contract and the fans will burn the stadium to the ground if they even think about resigning him for any amount
we are almost free anon, just hold it together one more season
>>66848752
in the minors
We lost noah to this giy
>trying to memeball in my house
Dickey sure is better than thor
>>66848775
YOUR A NOSE!
>>66848781
syndergaarde wouldnt be anywhere near the pitcher he is if he stayed with us, the mest have elite pitching coaches
>>66848781
it hurts
>we traded Syndergaard, D'Arnaud, and a 1st for Dickey
>Buck defending Dickey after 4 ERA in 1.66 innings
the guy could throw a perfect game from here on and it would still be shit
>>66847809
>Turn on the game in the second inning
>Sox already up 3 to 1
>Hear Vazquez starting and Swihart sent to AAA
>Hear based Eck's voice
Feels good man.
at least we get to see some more of floyd after dickey gives up 2 more runs and cant even finish 2 innings
>52 pitchers in the second inning
>>66848778
Went to last Saturdays game when he pitched and it felt like a few years ago when we had a AAA team by midseason.
Everyone in the crowd just feels embarrassed to be there.
>X
trade his dumb ass NOW desu
DON'T BLOW THE LEAD
DON'T BLOW THE LEAD
PLEASE RETIRE CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
So... why is Dickey still starting?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lifelong blue jays fan here
why are all the players wearing the same number?
>>66848805
this
>>66848778
i'd re-sign him for like 4M 1 year
hows that cuckleball working out for you there toronto?
>>66848846
the worst thing is hes capable of shutting teams down for 6 innings so you get your hopes up and you think maybe just maybe il be lucky and we get that dickey but nope he shits himself after 1 or 2 innings, we get too far down, have to burn bullpen arms, and cant enjoy the rest of the game
i would honestly prefer a consistently shit pitcher where i know what to expect
>>66848803
Ellen could get a double off of Dickey tbqh
>>66848883
meme-tastic
>>66848872
some nigger
>dicky dicking it
top kek
>>66848839
Sooner Dick is out sooner we get back in it
>>66848822
"When he was 13 years of age, working with the Red Sox, his primary job was to buy drugs for the players while they were in spring training," one of the victims said, according to an investigative report of his sworn statement to Danna. "He would buy pot for pitcher Dennis Eckersley. He advised that Eckersley would give him $250 and tell him to buy an ounce, then keep what's left over."
In the Globe story, Eckersley said he did not remember any such incident.
"I don't recall anything from over 20 years ago," he told the newspaper. "That's what I'm sticking to."
>>66848875
NO FUCK YOU WE ARE ALMOST FREE
Something is wrong here. Rick the Dick is on the mound in the third and WE aren't down 10 runs yet.
>>66848875
Maybe as a long reliever but I would rather see Floyd in the rotation now desu
>buck and pat shilling for goyims because he hit over .250 for a month and conveniently forget how shit he was in the playoffs
KEKED ON LIVE TV BAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA CRINGEWORTHY BAT FLIP
SIT DOWN BRO
Lol lelsbury getting btfo
>FLIPPING THE BAT ON A STRIKEOUT
ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
KEK
>>66848935
Buck and pat literally protect everyone no matter how shit they are
>>66848919
another dick is on the other team and he's dicking it up harder
This guy is a retard
>groans
what if i went to a baseball game with a bat and hit back a foul ball and it went into the field and killed RA Dickey would Jays win the Worlds Eries?
>the city of trying to get a walk by flipping the bat and then getting cücked by the ump
>>66848964
happening
Where's Don and Jerry
SHUT THE FUCK UP GUERIN.
>>66848981
they live on forever in our memories
>>66848964
I think about this every 5 days
GUERIN AUSTIN FUCKING SUCKS
>Guerin Austin
Guerin Austin can't do this
>>66848964
yes
>>66848989
What's the source on this meme? I'm out of the meme loop
>>66849001
>>66848964
pls anon
>>66849024
@Junproject
sox fans, how bout porcello tonight?
>>66849024
She is a character in a gook schoolbook for nip kids learning English.
guys
>this bottom of the lineup
i literally am not going to even check how bad they are hitting because i will actually vomit uncontrollably
>>66848935
It makes so angry how hard they shill for the jays now holy shit it feels like a sleazy car salesman trying to sell you a junker
>Twins have nearly same ERA as us
we're fucking shit, lads
GET THIS CUĆKOLD OFF MY TV REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BERNIE WILL DESTROY THIS NATION IF HE IS ELECTED
Hope the offense doesn't waste their effort on a Dickey start
>>66849024
the picture itself or the Red Sox loving semen demon?
>this offense
send help
>>66849051
Still a god tier mug.
>>66848921
$5 for 1 year?
>>66849067
Hey dont post my fucking pepe while on my phone for political bullshit
Thats not what i do
Post a different pepe
>>66849074
look at the bright side we are actually going to live to see russel martin hit under .100 and have a sub .100 OBP for an entire season
Blow Jay's can only manage one hit off of Rick ACE Porcello. Enjoy the basement you bandwagonning fucks.
>>66849089
R9k police pls go
>>66849074
Save us travis
Did that challenge on the play at 2nd get overturned? channel flippin here
Is drinking rum and coke alone okay so long as I'm doing it ironically?
>>66849103
sorry but the rays exist
>>66849074
Don't worry Trudeau said it will fix itself just like our tanking dollar and multi billion ore defiects
>>66849115
It is fine. Turn your phone off first.
>>66849103
they already have 8 on him
>Unironically being Canadian
>>66849051
Still a qt jug
>>66849074
>travis soon
>alford moving up through the farm
>vladdy jr already hitting the roids
soon the bulls will cuck this shit lineup and save us from misery
>>66849140
but anon, some of the most notorious pats posters are Canadian
>>66849140
But I'm ironically being canadian
>>66849133
Then I'll miss out on the thread
I don't drunk text I'm not a child
Dickey looks sick, like he has AIDS or something
>>66849170
lets hope anon
>>66849057
It's called being employed by rogers
>>66849170
Always is dick sucking
>>66849170
its called being a worthless piece of shit
Marvel is fucking terrible
>literally every NESN commercial is of Bernie Sanders
This isn't even funny anymore. The hell is John Henry doing?
>>66849057
that's why they're getting paid pham
117 Million Grapes will find a way to blow this
>tulo will never hit
why live
>>66849233
Trying to get you fat retards to vote in your self-interest, which only manages to be a problems for Americans.
>>66849233
Last August to October there were so many Trudeau commercials
It was brutal so we just memed
>>66849161
Everybody drunk texts. From 10 year old to 90 year olds.
>>66849233
I didn't see any and I'm watching NESN. You must live in a really shitty area.
>>66849024
see
>>66848262
cute as fuck character teaching nips how to speak english is a red sox fan
>>66849249
>kiermaer ded
WE GOLD GLOVE NAO
>>66849249
He looks like a poorly nourished Soviet conscript
>>66849284
Oy vey!
>le 150 gorillian man
>Sox winning
>CD that I bought almost 2 weeks ago finally came in the mail today
>been drunk since an hour before the game started
How's your Friday going?
>>66849249
>trading for a player with goodish stats from Colorado
>expecting him hit at normal elevation
Fell for it m8
Also,
>Ninny League
>>66849284
BASED KEVIN
>>66849267
Rhode Island, so Yes.
>>66849261
Sanders is literally Trump but on the left.
No plan but nice soundbites.
>>66849249
you can just tell he's going to be absolute shit here for a year or three then get traded away then talk shit about toronto
i hate him already
>>66849311
$150 trillion last I heard
>>66849279
TSUUUUUUUUUUULO
>>66849261
>democrats
>voting
COLD BATS
O
L
D
B
A
T
S
>>66849263
JUST
>>66849103
Its Vazquez. He makes pitchers better. Good riddance to Swihart.
