Cody Anderson vs Bartolo Colon
http://m.mlb.com/video/v585711283/houcle-colon-ks-gutierrez-in-20pitch-atbat
Nice to have a game that isn't sub-40 degrees or indoors.
Welp
3rd straight series in Cleveland. Indians haven't played in Queens since 2004.
Keep Conforto there
>the reservation of the cleveland native indigenous peoples
Is anyone else sick of hearing about what a great pitcher tomlin is?
I've never seen it, the fuck has been with this team forever and is injured most of the time, and has never appeared anything more than mediocre to me.
>>66847921
MLB scheduling is shit.
>>66847983
Trevor, get off your phone in the bullpen.
hey indians fags
gib lindor pls
you can have fatt harvey for him
>>66848024
Nah, have fun with Assdribble
Crap.....Colon looks exactly like my garbage man.
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Fatolo giving it up to his old team
fat man pls
Fuck you, Underwood.
Just ditch Wahoo and the script Indians logo already. Not so much to be PC but just because its not the mid 90s anymore.
Foul ball baby
GO JEWS
wilmer BTFO
THEY JUST TRIED TO KILL FLOWERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>It's #42, whoever that is.
>>66848221
I'd agree, but the problem is there's already like two other teams with giant red C's for a logo, so at least wahoo gives them a bit of uniqueness.
FUCK YEAH ASSDRIBBLE
Might be out
>>66848221
My only problem with Wahoo is there's no booze bottle in the logo with him.
This could give us some sponsorship money too, every year he could be drinking a new brand of booze.
>>66848476
NOPE
Come on, you were out Walker, don't chimp out
why did we send him with 0 outs?
fire the 3rd base coach
ABSOLUTELY 2016
>>66848565
>following Keith Jewberman
Oh jesus....you know he injured his shoulder on that one.
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>>66848565
Indefensible?
Dude, it's easily defended. It's racist towards indians, not niggers. So it's ok.
>>66848565
CURRENT YEAR
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>>66848603
I was almost expecting it with Naquin.
Pls stop bunting
>>66848221
>Just ditch Wahoo and the script Indians logo already
Why get rid of our 2 best logos? The block C is straight ass
I really, really hate this spic. Learn to lay off with two strikes, asshole.
Cody with a K
>>66848565
I hope he gets culturally enriched on his next trip to Chicago
What's going to happen soooner....the Redskins change their name of the Indians get rid of the cartoonishy problematic chief wahoo?
See David Wright would be a shoo-in for Gold Glove if he were healthy. Now he's only got better than average chances.
>>66849240
Neither.
Because indians don't really care about it. Neither does most of the public.
Don't ever make the mistake of thinking the retards on the news, or twitter, actually represent what the majority of people think.
Pick a side, kid.
>>66849270
b-but it's current year and white hollywood liberals know what is best for minorities and dictate legislation in this country
how is assdrippy anyways?
He was dogshit the last few years he was with us.
>>66849402
He's made some pretty impressive plays on the field so far but he's just as bad as the rest of our lineup offensively
fuck off D'arcuck. Go work on your swing, asshole.
>>66849447
The beginning of the end for him was when his defense started to blow. He went from a golden glove to like the biggest error committing faggot on the team in one year.
TYBDA
Hopefully that starts him up
My grandfather went to high school with Larry Doby and tutored him in math
CESPEGOD
indigenous peoples blown the fuck out
Hey Cespedes did a thing. He's been doing pretty good lately
LOOK OUT
MEST HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
oh shit, offense. right. that's a thing.
Indians pitchers have a massive home run issue. Bauer, Salazar, Anderson and especially Tomlin. Kluber gives up a few too many for my liking too
>>66849951
b-but we have the best starting lineup in baseball! I mean....they show no sign or being that, but that's what everyone says!
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Is this real life
please don't let this be like the one game where they smacked Philly around then went back to being shit. Please.
![6949170070_06be312def_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvbABV9.jpg "6949170070_06be312def_b[1].jpg")
Fun fact: only one team in MLB history lost more games than the 1962 Mets - the 1899 Cleveland Spiders.
This Detwiler guy is a bum
>>66850023
They're all incredibly inconsistent. I have no faith in any of them at any given time
>error
WEW CLEVELAND
this lindor is shit, cleveland
just trade him to us for some meme prospects or something
JUST GIVE US THE WORLD SERIES RINGS ALREADY
Hahahaha
>Wearing Chief Wahoo jersey
>On Jackie Robinson Day
>In a Stadium called Progressive Field
>Getting BTFO by a team from one of the most liberal cities in the country
Like poetry
>>66850106
Well, I guess if they all magically became consistent, then maybe they'd be the best. Fat fucking chance on that happening too.
Also doesn't matter as the losers on the bullpen will give games away anyways.
>de Aza
post yfw mickey jannis wins da Cy Unga Ward nexy year
>>66850349
You spelled Syndergaard wrong
>>66850091
if they changed their name back the spiders the spiderman memes would be fresh af
>>66850406
Spiderman is a Mets fan tho
>>66850460
We need more Spiderman mets memes
>>66850460
But his hat says McDonald's
>>66850489
DAE can't wait to face Stranglebon? The gnats are very bad when they face adversity
whoever this number 42 is on the indians sucks dick
>joba chamberlain is still alive and in the majors
neat
>wright
cmon man
Uribe should've told the rest of the team how to hit against Bartolo.
>>66851051
Yeah, I'm sure nobody thought of that. He just sat there chewing gum like a mouth breather the whole game, didn't say shit to anyone.
>>66851090
Get off your phone, Trevor.
Same old shit. No problem getting runners on, but we can't drive them home for dick.
How many years has this been going on?
>>66851203
Since 1962
>>66851203
Way too long. I'm trying not to overreact until Brantley is back.
When did they make food helmets so big? The ones at Citi Field that I remember are tiny. Or is that just a Cleveland thing
>>66851203
this is the only way I've seen the Indians play pretty sad desu
>>66851362
What's the point of a nacho helmet if it's not a regulation-size helmet?
>>66851362
there are nacho helmets at citi field too
>>66851388
they had a great power lineup when Bartolo Colon started with them 19 years ago according to the mets announcers
>>66851362
yeah you are probably just used to the ice cream helmets that are small because they only contain like a little bit of soft serve, but you can get legit helmets for nachos
also, im fat
>>66851362
Indians have had 1:1 size ice cream and nacho helmets for awhile
>>66851465
>1:1 size ice cream helmet
oh dear lord
that's a lot of fucking ice cream
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>>66851456
I wish they'd make the fucking ice cream helmets a bit bigger. Shit starts to melt a little bit on your way back to your seat and suddenly there's ice cream everywhere
>>66851437
>thome
>david justice
>manny
>brian giles
>matt williams
yeah it was bretty gud
jesus christ what are the Phillies doing
>>66851523
>>66851668
dude, that has to be like 2 pints of ice cream.
>>66851668
The fuck eats that much ice cream? I guess maybe if you're sharing with people but I can't imagine someone eating that solo
You think they'd serve my ice cream in a jock strap if I ask?
>>66851668
this is grotesquely excessive
Wow....more two out doubles. Is that like our 30th this game?
>>66851779
>>66851835
lel you fucking pussies can't even eat a whole helmet full of ice cream
bet you losers can't even eat an entire large pepperoni pizza plus 2 liter of coke
and you call yourselves Americans? pathetic
>>66851668
Imagine the brain freeze this would give. Also this has to cost at least $40
Dat Santana reference
>>66851835
>>66851779
>>66851728
I think it's supposed to be a family size
>>66851950
You really want to eat out of the same helmet your faggot family is eating out of? What if your weird brother blows a snotter in it or something?
>Barves
FIRE TIM TEUFEL
The hell is Tim doing? First Walker now this
Bauer is falling apart.
>>66852316
wasn't he your guys top starter prospect a few years ago? what happened? why is he in the bullpen doing mop-up work?
>>66852370
Because he's an autist who prefers strange velocity workouts and playing with drones to working on his control issues.
>>66852370
In fairness, the dude is only 24.
He's in the bullpen because he's still wild as fuck at times. He's definitely next in line to start if any of our starters get injured.
>>66852484
Yeah, but he can't consistently throw 120+ pitches over 5-6 innings and expect to improve.
To the 9th we go.
how do you feel about the stripes
>>66851571
They also had a young guy named Russell Branyan who was supposed to be the next 40+ HR hitter. Dude just never really got there.
>>66852370
No, you're thinking of the Dbags. We traded for him just for a season of Shin Soo Choo to the Reds.
DBacks btfo by Keith and Gary
>>66852728
Well, can't see the game. Listening on the radio. I'll watch the replay and check them out.
>>66852772
We had him about 5 different times. I still expect us to pick him up somehow before too much longer
Dont worry Gary the kids will think those D-Backs unis are hip and poppin fresh so it'll distract them from another year of mediocre results.
>>66852823
I actually wonder what happened to him. He was a rookie that year I think, same as Colon. I know he just became a journeyman. Same with Richie Sexton and Sean Casey. Matt LaPorta was another one and most recently, with less success, Jesus Aguilar. What the hell is it with the Tribe and overhyped young first basemen?
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>>66852891
Also, there is a new future 1B prospect with the same attributes. Bobby Bradley. Big power, high K rate, 6'3" 220 something, and the organization has him propped up as the next big power hitter to come up.
reed pls
SANTANA! Oye como va!
Thanks Reed
>>66852891
He actually played for us at Columbus 2 years ago and hasn't retired yet, but late last year/this year got convicted of a misdemeanor for breaking into his ex-wife's place and turning the heat down
That one counted, Carlos
RALLY CAP TIME!
>>66853037
>got convicted of a misdemeanor for breaking into his ex-wife's place and turning the heat down
Hahaha I had forgotten about this.
>>66853037
Kek
Getting harder to pay that electric bill I guess
Senpai pls
GOMER
Welp, Cleveland wins this one. GG Racist Logos, see ya tomorrow.
JUST
>>66853273
FUCK
>>66853352
SHIT
FAMILIA WHAT THE FUCK
Come on man
>somebody left the gate open
RALLY CAPS BITCH
what le fuck is familia doing
oh hey look he threw a strike
lel thanks familia
put it in the books
gg native indigenous peoples
>>66853430
Giving us heart attacks
GG Mest. See you'ns tomorrow.
Welp, that was a cocktease.
GG Mets
Every time. Every fucking time we need that one big hit it fizzles
METS WIN
Jesus that was too close. Wanna pitch Familia tomorrow also Terry?
GG Indians
Fucking Christ, Collins needs to get his shit together.
GG Injuns. I must say I really like the atmosphere at this ballpark. Those drums are dope as fuck
fuck this team
Well, uh, at least aggregate runs probably won't affect anything...
>we're donating to the Katz Institute
Cmon Wilpon-Katz family you're not fooling anybody.
>>66853504
Why is it that compared to other sports on /sp/, basedball is the most sportsmanlike in terms of posters?
>>66847603
America needs to ban that racist logo and name
>>66853541
because it takes more brain cells do understand baseball
>>66853541
not as many kids probably
>>66853564
Good point.
wait that counted as a save? I thought you couldn't pitch into a save situation.
>>66853541
because only people with the patience of Job will sit through a baseball game
>>66853541
Popularity attracts shitheads. Even in baseball, just look at Dodger posters.
>>66853610
Yeah, but even they're not as bad as 90% of /NFL/ and /NBA/.
>>66853520
>Those drums are dope as fuck
That's John Adams. He's been doing it at Tribe games for over 40 years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Adams_(drummer)
See you tomorrow afternoon, Metsbros.
>>66853723
We have Cowbell Man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowbell_Man
>>66853824
there's also that guy in the upper deck behind home plate that yells AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for like 30 seconds after every strike out
idk why he does it but I've been up there atleast a dozen times in the past 3 years and he's been there every single game
