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Publix 2
Let's go bolts
worst series desu
Neither of these teams will win
>Tampa getting handed the series by the Wings not playing Mrazek
>Panthers choking already.
Feels Good.
>>66847535
Is that a publix roast beef sandwich?
>>66847515
>No Canadian teams make playoffs
>both Florida teams are in
Traditional market fags BTFO
>>66847570
Dallas and Anaheim are in too
>>66847516
>>66847535
>>66847564
>>66847573
>>66847595
>>66847611
>>66847625
Samefagging Redwings manchild crying already
Non-blots feed stream pls
Fucking Tampa Bay redditors get out
>>66847651
CBC :^)
>>66847642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>66847667
Rip me, it's not on normie cable.
>>66847478
Fuck you, give it a proper name.
>got my swedish fish
>comfy
>>66847681
CNBC if you want it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxaeDuw8l8
>>66847597
Don't forget Nashville
>>66847716
>tfw no Swedish fish
And I thought I was comfy with mac'n'cheese and a good buzz, plus 5 cases of undrunk beer
>it's a Lightning take a shit in Detoilet episode
mon the lighting
>>66847742
I've also got mtn dew kickstart orange.
>awwwww yis
LGRW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urQweGUnBi4
Fixed my CBC stream, fucked up and put 1080p last time and it didn't work
>>66847516
>>66847573
Why the pictures of tampons? Why not pictures of bloody maxi pads with red wings to support your team?
>>66847747
You are literally cancerous fan. All of Florida is cancer.
>>66847716
>Surge and Pringles
Pretty comfy here
who /overwatch/ beta weekend
>>66847720
There's no sound? the fuck?
>>66847778
>2016
>still being mat at sandwiches
Flying fucking ace.
>>66847799
Nevermind, I fixed my problem.
>>66847807
Let's go Lightning!
>one of the clots, deadwings, kitties, and islels are going to the ECF
canes would have swept them all tbH
Chances of a sweep?
Too many sloots posted ITT. Post wholesome qts to balance it out.
Sandwiches are for fags, Kraft dinner is where it's at.
>>66847855
Bolts in 5
>>66847798
Be careful not to objectify any women on there you neckbeard misogynerd
Blots and Wongs should ALWAYS wear full blue v. full red unis ;_;
Larkin has been playing at an AHL level the last few months
>push past
>holding
that may have been the worst call I've ever seen
What in the fuck kind of penalty is that?
>>66847887
t b h
nice power kill larkin :^)
>Detroit """""""""power play""""""""
>>66847897
>forgot AHL was a thing
Comfy pupper tbqh
what the hell happened to Mrazek?
>>66847968
=3
[wags internally]
Someone post stamcock memes
>>66847968
Nice, pupper. Here's for a good game tonight.
wew
>>66847991
Why?
>>66847570
>3 California teams in the playoffs
Why is this allowed?
>>66847975
Lost his mojo. Hes currently training in some mountains in China under that dude from Kill Bill with the long beard.
>>66847989
>>66847995
Thanks lads, he's the heaviest lap dog ever.
>>66848004
Why not?
>>66848014
Zero[0] Canadian teams
gotta get weak talent from somewhere
>>66848014
Muh big TV markets.
t. Bettman
My dad had two tickets to this game and took his best friend instead of me
FUCK
>>66848045
wow get fucked how does it feel knowing your dad hates you?
>>66848045
Want to go to Thunder Alley?
>scotiabank commercials
WHO 727 HERE
>>66848017
>heaviest lap dog
i know this feel
have a 100lb boxer that is the world's biggest pansy
>>66848043
Wouldnt that mean he would want Toronto vancouver Montreal
>>66847867
>literally picture of Detroit from the 50's
>Didn't even bother to check the cars
Pure cancer.
>>66848045
Your dad sounds like a pretty cool guy desu.
>>66848082
A picture from today would probably look worse =\
>>66848071
Here
>>66848071
813
>>66848078
Those may have more hockey fans, but fickle commifornia """fans""" will bandwagon any team in the ploffs so they maximize advertising profits
remember when all the same discussions people have today about karlsson were made about mike green?
>Brownie blocking shots from the blue line
The mad man.
What's more important? Giving Mrazek playoff experience or building Howard's value.
>wants to fight larkin
who wouldnt, kids a stick
>>66848045
I'm going for a walk with my gf now
Make sure nobody steals my seat eh
What a fucking pussy Larkin is holy shit
>>66848144
Affirmative Blacktion earning that paycheck
>>66848071
352 here
tranny in the boonies
>>66848153
Frigg off bees, you're too early
How is that not a penalty on Larkin? Elbowed him right in the mouth.
>>66848177
Bad reffing tonight. Just like that holding
KEK EAT SHIT LE I NEED TRADE NOW BOY
>>66848177
>penalties being called on Detoilet
like that's ever going to happen
> call up daniel cleary
> have him pull a bertuzzi on tyler johnson
what is wrong with this plan?
Wings have been laying down the shots so far these playoffs, this has me pleasantly surprised.
>>66848213
you were saying
So unless Howard starts channeling Ozzie playoff super saiyan mode the Wings are pretty much fucked if this pace of play continues, right?
>Wongs gooning to even out the call
Clots love to act big and tough but when they're on the receiving end of the punches they cry like girls.
>>66848071
what does this mean?
Detroit gonna goon
Another penalty against Tampa. We can see uncle Gary called in some help for Detoilet.
>>66848267
Area code
>>66848257
haha, yes.
>>66848267
it means you're /new/
Ahh hockey's just the best.
I'm glad to live on the only planet with hockey.
Refreshing to watch two teams actually try to play hockey after watching that clenching and gooning fest in Washington last night
>>66848270
Stop stealing our complaints against the opposing team you Tampa fucking shits
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ericsson on the pk
Scared
>>66848295
>implying
>>66848254
don't wanna get banned on a blue board i actually use.
>>66848345
>>66848254
>>66848171
>americaitlyns
>drop stick
>get slashing call
CAKE XD
>>66848227
he should take out someone good
Jimmy is actually not looking like a total faggot so far tonight.
Now if only the Wings could start not being COMPLETE FAGGOTS IN EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF THE GAME DATSYUK WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!
Wongs are going to get swept, aren't they?
Jimmy channeling hasek or what?
If >we could inject gelndenning's heart into the whole team, the cup would be a lock year after year
>>66848357
fuck off
>Datsyuk diving for a call against the Bolts
>>66848071
313, suck it
>>66848345
describe yourself, what kind of underwear do you have on?
>>66848341
Do you think hockey is the most likely sport to be copied by ayyliens if they're watching us?
>tfw stream taken down
help
>>66848368
hope so, my bracket says so
Oh shit. The Indian family commercial is real. I thought you guys were memeing.
>>66848357
send me some poutine and I'll consider your opinions
>>66848396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urQweGUnBi4
Lurk more, I have been streaming since it started
>>66848368
Sadly no. It will probably go to seven games so Holland will continue being allowed to be shit at his job because God has a sense of humor we aren't allowed to be happy right now.
lel
fuck this team
>>66848341
I have the Tau Ceti 6552 Trroahkranbs as winning the drinking device in my Sagittarius Arm Hockey League bracket.
How bout u?
>>66848418
It's much appreciated, btw.
Where's that Astronaut guy?
>>66848418
you're a neat person
>>66848385
Well if you were an extraterrestrial wouldn't you become elite at the most patrician sport and then challenge the inhabitants of it's planet's originators to a game for their fate?
Oh shit.
>>66848385
do you honestly think a species capable of sustained space travel would care about blood sport and entertainment?
probably more interested in enslaving lower species like ours to build Dyson spheres so they can build more wormholes, cause.. you know, traffic and shit
>>66848418
yeah just found that lol thanks
was watching the CNBC one
>commit two penalties on one play when already on the PK
Nice playoff team leastern fags
>how you want your postseason Abs?
Just retard my shit up f.am
Holy shit wongs are throwing this shit away
FUCK YOU GARY YOU CUNT MOTHER OF FUCK TAMPA SHIT TEAM FUCKING SUB SHITS
Kuch please fuck my bitch
>WONGS WONGS WONGS WONGS WONGS
PUBLIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KUUUUUCH
Adbelkader is such a fucking useless player
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!
why isn't mrazek playing
>>66848505
you're an idiot.
>>66848418
>CBC feed
my nigga
you a bolts or wings fan
What should I get from the Publix liquor store bros?
http://weeklyad.publix.com/Publix/BrowseByListing/ByCategory/?StoreID=2595902&CategoryID=5117959
>>66848530
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
>>66848524
hows he weong
>>66848524
No im not, he just skates around like a madman and head hunts/cheapshots like a fucking punk. Keep drinking that irradiated water in meechigan though, its rotting your already deluded brain away.
>>66848530
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LAD
absolutely embarassing
this game is intense
>>66848530
muh dick. hot as fuck.
> tfw no hokkei trap gf
Jesus tapdancing christ, the wongs are awful
>>66848579
I like you, mr. nip man.
>>66848567
There's literally a site dedicated to Florida's shitty humans. Stay shit FL fag.
Wongsbros will this team make the playoffs next year?
Personally I think they probably will because God is cruel.
At this pace I genuinely think I'm going to have a heart attack.
>>66848554
>>66848581
ur samefagging and I still don't have my poutine
>>66848530
moar!
>tatar
>nyquist
>larkin
>mrazek
literally non-existance
Why can no one on the wongs take a fucking pass this year? They used to be so crisp and clean...
>all these posts
fuuuuuuuck
Howard has legit thought three or four pucks went past him already. He sort of freezes and looks up hopelessly.
If the boys keep trading quality attacks for shots aimed directly at Bish's chest, I like our chances.
>>66848613
Sick burn, bro. Actually a wings fan myself and both fucking states suck, but thats cool that they have a website for floridians. They are no different than the trash that inhabits all of the midwest so its the pot calling the kettle back lol
>tfw knowing we're watching the last nhl games of mr. triangle head
it was already hard with teemu
>>66848538
Wings, usually I'm monitoring my stream to make sure it doesn't go down but I'm watching this on Fox Sports Detroit on TV so I haven't been able to.
honestly fuck Stamkos they need to make sure they have enough money to re-sign Kucherov when the time comes. Stamkos doesn't fucking score in the playoffs like Kuch does.
>>66848717
Good. Cap space now.
Also someone murder Franzen.
>>66848703
>kettle back
You sure you're not from Canada, Ricky?
>>66848703
I've been to Florida though, the trash is everywhere. Here they're out in the bumfuck surrounding communities.
>>66848751
Hes on IR senpai
>>66848731
I really hope the Wings sign Stamkos. Somehow..
>the city of Holland's "cap management"
>>66848623
>>66848567
>irradiated
How retarded are you? Even with real Michigan news you still have no idea what's going on.
>>66848770
So? I still want him dead and/or deported. Ericsson too.
who /overwatch beta during intermission/ here
>>66848593
>>66848627
thx but I don't wanna derail
>>66848751
>cap space
>holland refuses to trade away his rights.
>pay 7 million for no one
>>66848810
lets play senpai
bees#1132
How do we fix this Red Wings team?
>>66848810
I only play starcraft desu
>>66848850
My old boss is Pavs' agent. D Mil will make it happen, he's as Jewish as they come and he loves the Wings. I have faith.
>>66848800
Just fucking with you
>>66848886
Holland says No!
>>66848809
Ericsson, yes. But franzen just brings the bants these days, all for 0 cap hit.
>>66848171
TAMPA FANS CONFIRMED TRANSEXUALS
>>66848914
>Holland vs Dan Milstein
I'll take Milstein six days a week and twice on Sunday. I've been reemed out by that Jewish Ukrainian manlet enough in my life enough to know that the man gets what he wants, by hook or by crook.
And he will. Insider knowledge: Milstein is a sponser of the Wings and provides financial services to ~2/3 of the players through Goldstar Financial.
>>66848975
trannpa bay?
Wtf, are Reese's cups just called Reese in Canada?
>>66848530
Replying to a deleted post.
>>66849003
cups aren't metric. they are called Reese 236
>>66849037
>brought to you by Rees
I reeeee'd irl
>>66849033
...made by a tranny clots fan
Don't forget to add that important piece of info
>>66849037
What do they call drinking vessels in Canada?
Glasses?
>>66849037
The independence of Canada is starting to become offensive.
>>66849079
They say that here too.
>>66849037
>Canadian teams can't win the cup because cups aren't metric
Kek, thanks for the new bants.
>>66849079
there is an unfunny stanley cup joke here somewhere
>>66849097
If only I can be that clever
REFPUCK BAY
>Lightning PP
Kuch is just becoming a monster.
>>66849155
If you give him a refpuck sure
>>66849149
They just scored a PP goal..
These refs realize they're calling a playoff game right?
BOOM
GET THE NUMBER OF THAT TRUCK, AY AY AY
>>66849178
>5on3
MY BOY!!!!!!!
SCCCAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66849037
>>66849092
YOU FOOL
Larkness monster needs about tree fiddy
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRSSSS
>>66849149
>>66849178
Correction, a 5 on 3 goal
LARKIN, NO FUCKING REFPUCK NEEDED, FUCK YOU TRANNIES, FIRST PLAYOFF GOAL OF HIS CAREER!
GOTTA GO FAST
LARKIN
A
R
K
I
N
LET'S GOOOOOOOO BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bishop plz
LARK NESS
>>66847897
LOLOLOLOLOL
DYLAN THE LAD
GOALGOALGOALGOalgosoos
LARKNESS TIME!!!!!!
What a little pussy. I hate that kid
SCCCAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Jesus that was one lucky bounce.
Good hit by Abby tbf
>>66849237
larkin got a tan
If you aren't listening to Mickey you are truly missing out
>>66849237
This meme works so well, and idk why. Think it's that half smug half shy look on his face desu
Why are Detroit defenseman more afraid of blocking shots than the wingers?
This is not how it's supposed to work.
>>66849304
I need to make a webm of him telling Drouin to fuck off earlier once the game is over.
>>66849335
>Eblows Drouin in the face
>Drouin says let's go
>Tells him to fuck off
Soft as wet paper
>>66849312
It because >our defense is doo-doo.
Gas Ericsson, trade Smith, dont resign quincey, keep DDK and Marchenko. The rest needs to be rebuilt.
Rad Wings!
BASED DROUIN BASED BOYLE HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66849369
He was already on the bench when he told him to fuck off, you didn't need any more refpuck assistance than you already got you whining ass tranny fuck
Fire the entire defense.
And Nyquist. Faggot.
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL
>>66849369
Meme player trying to egg star rookie into a penalty/possible injury.
Also, rip.
MOTHERFUCKING BRIAN BOYLE!
pooo
If Drouin continues playing like this Tampa might have a legit shot.
GET FUCKED
>muh 25 years
Its like they just make the playoffs for the sake of waving their dicks around muh streak. Fuck this team and city.
I wish >my team had a few high picks from tanking a few years in a row :(
Refs just look on while all this happens. Imagine if it was poor poor Tampa, couldn't have that could we?
>>66849461
My thoughts exactly. I dont know how they have made it this long.
>>66849436
>hating on 25 years
That's unbecoming. Doesn't matter who you root for that's impressive as fuck tbqh.
>>66849482
It's just a dickhead that got laughed out of /hoc/ when he was complaining that the Wings should tank so they can get better draft picks. Don't pay attention to the new guys that don't get it, Facebook tier whining doesn't cut it here.
>>66849470
Reffing sucks but it doesnt help detroit is non existent out there. Oh well, time 4 more beer
>>66849503
I'm a Bolts fan and I think it's awesome
You get to see more of your favorite team every season
