Johnny Football
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What went wrong lads? This little nigga out here coked out and spiraling outta control.
DUDE
>Johnny Manziel rented a West Hollywood home for two days last week, trashed it, and caused $32,000 worth of damage, according to Page Six. Things were so bad with the two all-night “ragers” that neighbors, including comedian Kathy Griffin, called the police. There’s your winning entry if you had “Kathy Griffin” and “Johnny Manziel” on your bingo card.
>The property owner, Nicholas Goodwin, has made demand for the damages, and also told Page Six that he went to the house two hours after the checkout time, and found Manziel on the sofa passed out, with cocaine and mushrooms lying out on tables, and booze and broken glass everywhere.
http://thebiglead.com/2016/04/15/rental-property-owner-claims-he-found-passed-out-johnny-manziel-near-cocaine-mushrooms/
He's a drug addict
Is he the blackest white person ever or what?
>>66840710
No he's the whitest white person ever
https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/720403300365967362
It's not like he would be good even without all of his extracurricular activities
>Trashed a mansion
>Cocaine and Shrooms all over the kitchen table
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
>>66840605
Who is he calling with his moneyphone?
>>66840972
cocaine dealer
>>66840972
Ur mum
>>66840605
I want to BE him. What a life
>>66840710
He's hispanic
>>66844200
shut the fuck up
>>66840972
Kim Jong
>>66844749
Mad chicano go home
>>66840605
he was never properly disciplined
His face is fucking repulsive and puke inducing.
It depresses him so much that he resorts to alcohol non-stop to help.
The M&M commercial
shouldn't he be training to hopefully sign for a new team?
>tfw tebow will never get another chance
hold me
>>66840605
>what went wrong?
Alcoholism and affluenza.
>>66844200
relax my man
Johnny dindu nuffin, he a good boy
The media has driven him to addiction and irresponsibility through inordinate pressure. It's a sad story, he would have been GOAT.
the guy is a fucking legend
i hope the whole women beating thing goes away so I can get his jersey
#FREEJOHNNY
>>66840661
>and found Manziel on the sofa passed out, with cocaine and mushrooms lying out on tables
That sounds like a terrible drug combo
>>66840605
>what went wrong
nothing. i'd rather be partying doing lines of coke off girls asses than getting plowed by 300 pound black men too
>>66840661
BRAVO
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>>66846150
>no evidence
>>66846059
this isn't fair, dallas will sign this chucklefuck before someone who has actually won a playoff game in the NFL
It's funny because no matter how much he fucks up, his dad will always have a manager job making 6 figures waiting for him. God it feels great to be rich and white. Johnny is my spirit animal. I fucking love white privilege.
>>66844200
Just a spic who got his hands on some dough and living the gangsta dream, ese
No but seriosly, there aren't spics in Finland so I'm not very familiar with their leisuretime activities but I'm under the impression that he's living the dream, cabron
Schizophrenia
Cap this
>>66846213
Can I go live over there and be the Spice you guys need
>>66846215
>psilocybin induces a schizophrenic like experience on the user with habitual consumption possibly aggravating predisposed conditions. Combination with other stimulants is ill advised
>>66846231
I've heard that you people are hard working, we could take in a few. Bring mamasitas, we dont have any big booty latinas
>>66846202
Even years from now I bet he can use his fame and his shitty life story to become a public speaker.
>Addictions ruined my promising career blah blah blah
>where's my 10k?
>>66844200
Juanny manzeil
>>66840710
Pretty sure he is 100% Brazilian
>partying on mushrooms
How the fuck anyone does this is beyond me
the tmz era happened. players have been 'manziels' all throughout sports history. but now they just get covered more closely. they have no privacy any more.
>>66840972
calling Josh Gordon to come pick him up immiedietly
>>66846835
manziel is just another Greg Oden
>>66846859
>"nO JOSH NOT AFTER YOU SMOKE THAT BLUNT DOWN, NOT AFTER YOU HIT THE HOOKAH FUCKING NOW YOU DEADBEAT NIGGER"
>>66846150
who the fuck does shrooms and blow? did he stumble onto something amazing? blow used to be basically a binge extender when drinking for me during my druggie days. no way would i take some while shrooming or vice versa.
>>66840956
This
it's a beautiful trainwreck. i can't look away.
>>66847203
Exactly. Talk about a freakout.
So how long before he appears on one of those shitty VH1 shows about has beens getting help?
Does he not have a dad...or any good friends at all? If I was publicly being as big of a shithead as he is, and I was throwing my life away in the process, my dad would literally fly to wherever I was to kick my ass.
>>66847347
Dad and friends probably don't give a fuck because he gives them money and drugs. Kinda sad.
>>66847389
His dad is richer than him nigga.
>>66847347
maybe he's amped up the fucked up behavior because it's dawning on him he's not really NFL material? at this point, is he still unemployed?
>>66847432
Maybe his dad does drugs too
>>66847321
He doesn't need the money. He's a millionaire and his parent are even richer.
>>66847432
is he? so Johnny Football's just an entitled brat living up to his rep? bit of a cliché, really.
>>66840605
sometimes I get sad now that there are professional athletes younger than me but then when I see a lot of them JUST their lives it makes me feel a lot better.
>>66847497
Manziel will still be rich as fuck no matter how much he JUST as long as his parents keep coddling him
>>66847497
why does it make you feel better? youre still an insignificant faggot. at least they got the taste of fame and fortune even for a limited amount of time. also manziels family is gonna hook him up with something anyway
>>66849025
he's gonna be in a casket
>>66847347
His dad told him to go to rehab.
>>66846835
Imagine if TMZ had been around for Kenny Stabler. He never would've happened because "muh off-field distractions"
>>66840605
literally Affluenza.
>>66846835
The difference is most of those players were actually good
if you like cocaine and you can afford it, you will almost assuredly destroy yourself. doesn't matter who you are. no other drug even comes close to the euphoria you feel on cocaine.
>>66847451
Yes. Manziel is the filthy rich frat boy that also happened to be a very good college QB. He will inherit a fuckload of money and could coast on frat allegiances and his dad's business credentials until he dies.
He will be governor of Texas some day. Cap it.
>>66850683
Eating pussy is better
>>66850683
>if you like cocaine and you can afford it, you will almost assuredly destroy yourself.
huh? nah, mate. there are people who love it but only use it in moderation. same with alcohol. not everyone's an addict and some of us know when to quit while ahead.
>Josh Gordon was at the trashed house cocaine party with Manziel
My god they're idiots.
>>66850781
>He will be governor of Texas some day. Cap it.
Don't put that bad juju on Texas.
>>66851365
they probably use it in moderation because they can't afford it. it costs about $1200 a week to maintain a coke habit.
>>66847203
If you do blow everyday then it just goes with anything.
>>66851202
Even better on cocaine
>Coke
>Shrooms
I get the coke, but shrooms? My question isn't why someone might combine the two, it's why the fuck are shrooms around at a party anyways? If everyone is drunk and coked up, why would you ever want to eat shrooms? My buddy hid in the bathroom at a party after he took shrooms. People need to understand just because shrooms "fuck you up" doesn't mean they're great to party on.
But yeah, I can only imagine doing coke with mushrooms. That cannot be fun. That sounds like it would induce the worst panic attack imaginable.
>>66852256
well just don't take big doses. if you take a small dose of shrooms, all that happens is you get a chill buzz and everything looks like it's in a painting.
he was never told "no" as a child
not once, by anyone. ever
>>66852083
Are you retarded or have you just never done blow?
Im gonna go with both
>>66852339
Was there ever a more unfunny TV show than this shit?
he is the dumbest meathead ive ever seen. problem is his parents are loaded and dont love him so they just let him do whatever he wants. hopefully he dies from an overdose so i can stop having to hear about him
>>66852391
here's your (You)
>>66847162
based luke kuechly
>>66852357
actually i used to do it a lot. but it cost me a whole paycheck just to get enough to last for three days.
>>66852391
id say there are about 10000 less funny desu famdingo.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/business-executives/johnny-manziel-parents-net-worth/
>>66852511
>having a shitty paying job
>doing lots of blow
Are you a nigger or just that stupid?
>>66852700
alright so do you get what i'm saying now? it seems like you do.
Johnny Manziel comes from a long line of shitheads
http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/college_sports/aggies/article/Manziel-family-was-larger-than-life-long-before-4723092.php#photo-6582454
Once upon a time if you could play, you deserved to fuck bitches and do blow.
Fuckin pussies run this world today I tells ya
>>66853209
johnny can't play, tho
>>66840661
How tf is he getting the money
Is his dad enabling him ?
>>66844200
no he's Arab, his dad is Lebanese I think
>>66854657
> what is an NFL contract
>>66853209
johnny is bad because he doesn't practice
>>66844200
he's lebanese and italian don't put that evil on us
>>66840972
He's answering it, it's the NFL Hall of fame asking what time he wants to be inducted.
>>66854877
rookie contracts wouldn't be guaranteed to the level of $ he spends unless I am just way over estimating how much his party life costs
>>66855021
dude you know he made fuckin dirty money at A&M and when you add that to his daddy money
>>66847162
Good times
>>66850781
>mfw George bush was also the governor of Texas
>mfw he became president later
Manziel will be elected president in the future. CAP IT
