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>>66840191
fm-youtubbers edition
AFC Rushden & Diamonds are going to win the league edition
I think you should pump ball into box!
>this sudden death of the thread
Because I'm trying to keep Mitchs' chat alive
>>66840420
>tfw can't go the stream because I have to take care of something
>>66840439
normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
whats the point of these trading cards i keep getting
>>66840467
You can sell them to hipsters.
>>66840483
I don't think hipsters want your fm14 trading cards senpai.
>>66840492
>>66840420
Where is Mitch's stream?
>>66840583
mtsc2 on twitch tv :^)
>>66840458
Relax, Morz. I'll let my browser open Mitch's channel amid my "normie duty".
>>66840594
just kidding, I'm about to head out to watch an IRL soccer match
2normie5tribbler
>>66840606
Nice. Have a good time there.
>>66840439
>>66840594
>''something''
>HC taking care of his killing of the day for the Indonesian mafia
well you gotta provide for your family man, indonesia musn't be an easy place to be
>>66840625
Will this work trying to avoiding relegation?
>>66840677
that theme won't
Is FMRTE still a thing? I haven't played this game in two years.
>>66840588
is the chat dead or it's just my computer that can't handle a stream and a chat at the same time
>>66840763
Chat wouldn't come up on mine either I'm not sure what's wrong with it.
>>66840763
chat is always dead when it's not late evening desu
>>66840763
It's your shit-tier rig that can't handle the G's brother. HH
This won't work but fuck it.
>>66840849
at least it looks pretty
>>66840849
I call this the tent formation
>>66840896
Hopefully we won't get...
blown away
![240bf19c6f09ae025f9570ddb9381611[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ubjT6gV.gif "240bf19c6f09ae025f9570ddb9381611[1].gif")
>>66840849
mou seal of approval
I thought the MLS was terrible with the stuff they hand out to fans
Then I saw an A-League club giving out red cards for their fans to wave
>>66840849
And so the struggle begins.
>>66840881
I'm going to order this just for you
>>66841119
vile
>>66841144
here's some more senpai
>>66841181
P-put it in the crust.
hahahahahahaha
>>66841277
Looks a pretty rock solid defence
>>66841277
smash-and-gabbro
>>66841285
top lad
Defensive football my ass.
>>66841349
>£6,000 a week
Does he not need paying much because he supplements it through porn?
who /murderball/ here?
>>66841369
He also lives in Belarus where you can buy two villages with that kind of money
Oh Miles, your sticky fingers are getting in everybody's pies
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-36054388
>A semi-professional footballer who falsely claimed he would be injured for a month after a road accident has been given a suspended prison sentence.
>Gary Burnett, who played for Northwich Victoria, said he suffered whiplash in a crash outside a McDonald's drive-thru in Birkenhead in October 2013.
>But the day after claiming he was injured, he tweeted: "Nice little trek to Kendal later for footy".
>The 25-year-old, once on the books of Wigan Athletic, had also boasted about playing and scoring in the FA Trophy less than three weeks after the accident.
>Burnett's lawyer, Trevor Parry-Jones, said his "naive" client's footballing abilities were far greater than his "intellectual awareness of life".
>"He has done everything that an investigator for an insurance company would wish a false claimant to do," Mr Parry-Jones added.
>Burnett, who maintained he had suffered a genuine injury but acknowledged it was nowhere near as severe as he had claimed, admitted he was in contempt of court and made an abject apology.
>He was ordered to pay £500 costs in addition to £11,000 to insurer Aviva after his damages claim was ruled fundamentally dishonest in July 2015.
>Burnett now plays for National League North side Curzon Ashton in the sixth tier of English football.
>this BVB Dortshit tier performance
>tfw can't catch a break
>tfw I'll have to cry mself to sleep AGAIN
>tfw only got off one shot after dominating in the first leg but only winning 1-0
>tfw I had to make a decision between selling Crescenzi or Ehmer, and I decided to sell Crescenzi
>tfw Ehmer got a 4.7 and made 3 mistakes that lead to goals
KILL ME
>>66842106
>Art
>>66842106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg
>>66842106
>>66842106
>Art
>>66841633
Started fining players for butterball reds
They get pissed because they don't think they deserve it.
Fucking Poles.
>>66842370
>>66842391
I really, really like this maymay
>>66842437
And I really, really like winning. I guess if I can do it in FM and you can't, I'd probably have been a better /sp/ manager than you too.
Oh, wait, anyone would have been.
Kem, do a stream
Kem, the stage is set.
yeah kem go live already you cunt i need something to do while i set this noose up
>>66841349
>can't tackle for shit
Why not train him as a fullback? That pace is going to waste.
>>66842478
i missed the last few matches did you miss the playoffs?
>>66842478
actually so fucking salty
this year was OUR YEAR lads
fucking will keen going 9 hours without scoring the little stupid haired cunt
>>66842523
yes we missed the playoffs after a supid loss to FC Halifax who were in 21st at the time
admittedly they were fighting for relegation so they wanted to win a lot more than we did
>>66842506
>>66842525
meant for u
>>66842478
>>66842471
>>66842461
wew guys I thought I had more time and I'm trying to get sound figured out now.
Give me 15, and then I'll need feedback for a bit to see if I'm even comprehensible because last time was rather poor.
>>66842572
>trying to get sound figured out
>I'll need feedback
Sounds like the opposite of what you should be going for
>>66842553
>forgetting that the most dangerous team is the one that got nothing left to lose
This is why I usually more wary with relegation threatened team than the mid table ones.
>>66842586
>>66842595
yeah they fuckin memed me right up the shitter
a boring 1-0 in the final game as well, we didn't even get a single highlight
very disappointing end to a season where we were right up there in 1st and second for so long
admittedly i did have horrible injury problems in my strike partnership and we still scored the most goals in the league, which is nice
i do however need to tighten up the back as we conceded a shit ton - anyone wanna help me brainstorm changes to tactics???
Afternoon lads.
Have you all accepted already that there is going to be a spanish final in both UCL and EL?
>>66842683
>Not wanting to see Pellegrini ream Pep in the final then turn the team over to him
>>66842683
It's a euro year
A euro year means an english CL win
>>66842702
>Not wanting to see Atletico reach another final only to fail miserably there AGAIN.
>>66842718
what
>>66842683
Sevilla can win EL. Don't give a shit about CL.
>>66842718
That has only been true for the past two Euros
>>66842733
Last 2 times there have been a european championships in the summer, an english club won the preceding CL
>>66842668
Can't wait to see you play 4-4-2. But I do think you need to look up 4-4-2 and how it is executed in real life before you use it.
is Kem streaming? link pl0x
>>66842747
Oh. This edition is 11th material though.
>>66842765
keblain on twitch but he's not live yet
>>66842758
do you have any recommended documentation
might try a 4-1-4-1 first desu i like my dm
Check out where will I be playing the CWC guys
>>66842807
nice thanks
LMAO CANADA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>66842807
live now
send help
>>66842872
>Fiji winning the OCL
Nice
>>66842520
>can't tackle for shit
>Morelia greynames are good enough to play in Europe
lmao miles
>>66842872
>CANTADA
>>66842872
>TFC
>Toronto Failures Club at it again
>Go to Canada
>-10ºC
>Game actually freezes
It's been "waiting for next highlight" for 5 minutes now. I'm getting pretty mad lads.
Bottling it so hard
>>66840914
>>66843204
Wrap your laptop in a blanket or better yet put it in the microwave
>>66843222
That's not a normal end to a season?
>>66843204
.tv/kemblain
Still only one defeat this season but so many draws from winning positions
>>66843375
surprised Leipzig is doing so poorly. They're perrenial CL contenders in my save
who is "arrives late in opponents area" good for, /trb/?
>>66843503
Messi
>>66843503
Nothing I guess.
>>66843503
Players that have long shots I guess
>>66843503
I've often thought defenders/midfielders that can come charging into the box for a corner or just midfielders who can charge up when players have it out wide and defenders are too busy marking strikers and so on to pay attention.
If you're asking for specific roles I dunno.
>>66843625
i've got my amc in mind for it. he's 5'4", so it's no big loss as far as aerial threats go if he's not always in an advanced position, and i figure that ppm might lead to him being unmarked more often
>>66843607
Was my goal a blooter butters`?
money getting a little tight now that they're erecting a stadium in my honor
>Kante reportedly has a 20mill release clause in his contract
Every motherfucker is gonna be trying to get him.
>>66843715
He'll be in Arsenal when the window opens.
These are the facts of life.
Never seen this work before.
>Win MLS first year in, getting inducted into the US Soccer HoF in the process
>Set records for straight wins and points in the league
>Completely overhaul my team to focus on youth development, saving millions in the process
>Finish 3rd in Coach of the year Polls.
I HATE IT
>John F. Kennedy High School in Granada Hills locked down due to report of mountain lion on campus - NBC
When will America admit it has a lion control problem? All these kids bringing lions to school.
>>66844361
It boils down to what we consider a lion.
A puma's more of a medium sized cat
>>66844361
Even if they banned lions, criminals would still be able to get their hands on a lion if they really wanted.
#pray4bromley
GOAT?
>>66844685
No but he is pretty decent, Rad even
>>66840677
i'm unsure of how regista works but won't he and the dlp get in each others way?
>>66844361
The solution isn't to ban lions, it's to make sure everyone has their own personal lion to fend off the attacks of others.
Rate my qt 3.14 African Striker
>>66844731
It's our constitutional right to have lions. It's the dindus using Panthers that fuck it up for everyoen
>>66844757
The lions that were around when the constitution was written were much smaller and less fearsome; surely the founding fathers wouldn't want these modern beasts around.
>>66844747
African Cup of Nations/10
Get ready for eye twitching rage every two years.
If you ask me, the National Lion Association is too powerful in it's lobbying attempts on congress to pass pro-lion laws.
>>66844787
When the Russkies and their bears come invading, you're gonna regret not having a litter of Lions to defend yourself with.
the big problem is most lion owners aren't even trained to use their lions
>all these burgers that haven't banned lions yet
This is why you are trailing behind on Europe.
Alright we get it guys lions and guns, HILARIOUS. The first two of three times. It's getting ridiculous at this point.
>Beat Vizekusen
>They finish second in the group stages
It's a thing of beauty.
>>66844838
this desu
>>66844814
Fucking asshats ruining things for all responsible large cat owners. I know people with a full menagerie of lions, tigers, and jaguars who I feel safer around than I do walking down the street unlioned.
>>66844838
>NoFunAllowed.jpg
>>66844838
>>66844856
Obvious samefag
A kid shouldn't be able to take their parents lion into school and slaughter their peers with it. We need sensible lion control laws.
check these sweet photoshop skillz
Lions dont kill people, people kill people with lions
>>66844878
Get a life
>>66844888
but also lions kill people
>>66844878
Needs to be a lion mauling a zebra and the zebra is FIFA
>>66844897
ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY LIONS???
>>66843715
The thought of him playing for Simeone makes me wet.
Lester hitting the slump hard this year
>>66843688
nop, a header.
>>66842389
drtwwwttny
My scouts found this. What do you think? The annoying thing is that I don't have any more slots for non-UE players tho'.
>>66845856
what club are you managing? what's your club's stature? how much money do they want?
>>66845884
Here's his report card.
>what club are you managing?
Triglav in Yugoslavia (no I'm not kidding).
>what's your club's stature?
3 stars, 17M€ transfer money plus 125k/w available wages. It's gonna improve since I've made the knockout stages of CL for the second time in a row.
>how much money do they want?
See card. That said, it's pocket change for me.
>>66845932
jesus christ sign him up immediately
he should be great for a club of your stature, right?
any recommendations for a europa league team from a smaller nation?
>>66845951
Depends if he develops or if the club gets so big that his 5 star potential becomes 3 stars in two years. He's gonna turn 18 in a few weeks, so he'll be unfortunately rotting in the reserves for like 6 months until I get rid of my worst non-UE player. No loan as I aim for HG at club status (yeah I'm a greedy bastard). Ironically he plays nearly in the position I lack depth in: WB.
>>66846003
Debrecen
>>66846028
Trust me: You won't. At the point you're already at, you won't be improving that fast because you probably dominate and bumfuck everyone domestically but cannot get much farther in Europe. You have to buy players like him and wait for them to develop to challenge in the CL
Is anyone interested in a drunk preseason stream tonight
>LXXX
>3 goals scored, 5 conceded, in 4 matches
JUST
>>66846128
ofc
>>66844747
I love how international stats get fucked after a while, i had a turkish striker regen with 100 international goals in 80 games in the last fm and he was a filthy bench rider/backup
please rate my OC
>>66846219
I'm too fucked sorry lad
Is kem still streaming
>>66846458
>drunk at 22:30
and I got flamed for being drunk at 5 am, what are these double standards?
>>66846458
No I stopped about an hour ago, had to get my car from the shop before they closed.
>>66846533
I have an excuse
>star player
>cruciate ligament
>out for 7-8 months
JUST PART TWO
>>66846611
Can you start again pretty please
>>66846642
I'm still at the shop and getting food after.
>>66846648
>tribbling outside your bedroom
Idiot
I've asked before but no answer. Should I be doing individual training in the VNN/S? Kinda feels like a waste of time with the level of my facilities and coaching
>>66846768
Sure why not?
Won't make a huge difference but if it makes your players just a little better at their jobs then it will still help
>>66846791
I'm thinking maybe it will make them moan about being overworked and offset any actual benefits. Currently everyone's happy with the general training
>>66846618
whats your excuse
>>66846850
being a massive faggot I guess, can't see anything else thats reasonable
>>66846875
m8, who do you think youre talking to
Last time I finished second and I drawn Farca. I guess it's more affordable. Hoff' is 5th in their league.
>PSG
>>66846967
a jumped up little paddy?
>>66846992
yeah
>>66846850
My team bottled it and missed playoffs by 2 points
>>66847069
that's what you get for watching Benjy's save
>>66847069
my team bottled it and missed a semi final by one goal (in added time)
they just had to not concede 4 goals in 45 minutes
you dont have a fucking excuse
>>66847164
We also had 0 highlights in the final game
It was cancerous
>>66847148
His video today was awful too
>>66847200
>watching on key in the final game
Asking for it just like the girls in the short skirts. Disgusting.
Also
>tfw still hungover
I'm officially getting old lads
>>66847266
>Art
>>66847266
>tfw still hungover
>I'm officially getting old lads
the two day hangovers are the worst.
thank you Liverpool for having me halfway through another one.
>>66847309
I should start tripfagging so that people dont call me Art. But tbf I think Art and me are the only 2 regular tribblers anyway so it wouldn't make much of a difference.
>>66847324
i told myself to go running tomorrow morning no matter what, that usually helps.
>>66847400
*german tribblers obv
>>66847400
i played (american) football this morning and threw up all over the sideline after one of the defensive series.
>>66847417
>Not throwing up all over yourself so nobody wants to touch you and you can score maximum touchdowns
>>66847324
I've yet to experience a 2 day hangover, but mine tend to last all day now. At 21, i'm fully expecting it to happen soon
>the club I always go to sells dodgy vodka dirt cheap but it rapes your head
probably my fault
can you guys recommend some good FM jewtubers? preferably someone who uses obscure or lower league teams
>>66847400
I havent tripfagged for months now though, I've always been anon for the past year or so
>>66847517
I don't think Morzi is here so allow me to take care of this for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w1QOn16hbo&t=7m15s
>>66847480
i play free safety, i'm the one doing the tackling.
>>66847503
enjoy it while it lasts, familia.
>>66847517
absolutely none. i'm pretty certain all are god fucking awful.
>>66847200
he really needs to get better because this struggling in the PL is getting annoyingm it's not that he's being unlucky, dude's getting money to spend and all but can't seem to get a break
>>66847517
on the last thread mitch and I recommended second yellow card and dr benjy fm but yeah
look them up see if you fancy them and come thrash them in the thread if you don't
>>66847503
>buy a flask
>put decent vodka/whiskey in it
>drink from flask instead of buying shitty vodka or buy coke and mix yourself
(optional: tell girls that you want to fug that it's weak stuff to get them drunk)
found out about this trick way to late myself desu
>>66847522
haven't been on here for a few months myself (came back last month) because I was out of the country without a good pc. But yeah not many Germans generally because of the copyright memes.
>>66847517
watch Mitch's vods to relive the true memes. youtube is a waste
>Looking at scout reports
>See this guy
>I have no face
He isn't the only one like that, with great potential but nearly impossible to craft into a good player due to some missing key stats.
>>66847592
I have nowhere to put the flask, the club is shitty so nobody is wearing suits, none of my friends are either so I would look like a right tard. and the place has doubles for £2.50 (3 euros) so it's pretty cheap, not like i'm getting jewed for some shit im paying fuck all for shit
>>66847522
some form of penance, perhaps?
Lamps is player-manager at NYCFC, at the ripe old age of 41. Impressive.
>>66847692
desu I didnt even have a trip before I started managing /sp/. before then I always played FM with my real life name and posted in this thread as an anon, and I always just cut out the manager's name from my screens.
I rarely ever actually post here with my trip
>>66847695
hilarious how wrong that move went for nyc in reality
>>66847764
He's been absent so much you'd think he's got an office job with them.
>>66847517
Can confirm my vods contain pure unrefined memes
Straight from the salty meme mines in dartford
>>66847852
it's pretty amusing looking back on how people were reacting.
>"oh my god, lamps, david villa, and pirlo? nycfc are gonna destroy mls!"
how many times do we have to see a team try and fail to buy the cup before people realize that it doesn't work? hell, tfc alone has tried this 3 times now
>>66847922
Yeah, at least Villa still has it, though. All I really asked for.
h/m boys?
i've only had the game for 2 months
played every single fm intensely and don't think i've ever won any of the top leagues (england, spain, germany, etc) or champions league. is this bad?
>>66847938
villa's really the only one to pan out, and even then he's just been above average really. nyc has been a colossal failure of an expansion
>>66847980
h-how?
>>66847944
>actually buying the game
>>66847993
Yeah it's sad. Just another NY Sports team. Hope they can turn their shit around. All this disappointment is killing me inside.
>>66848050
you know it's bad when the rapids fan is criticizing your team
>>66847980
Did you just shit around in other leagues?
>>66847997
always figured its too easy so managed in third world european countries instead. starting to regret it though. my favourite game, thousands of hours logged and never won the champions league.
>>66847997
fuck YOU and that self absorbed CUNT
>>66848132
What countries did you manage in, m8? I've managed in Hungary - shit - Croatia and Serbia.
>>66848234
did 20+ seasons in iceland on fm15. was consistently getting into the champions league group stages but became a struggle due to only 22 game seasons (nice because you can speed through, bad because less games for your players to develop) and a severe lack of half decent icelandic regens. was a very fun save but gets frustrating when you're essentially just playing for champions league success because the league becomes so easy.
>Houston getting a train run on them by a hack Mexican drunkard.
I thought my league was getting better....
>>66847717
>Art
wait you scored though
>>66848397
What were the regens like? In Hungary they were really bad and in Croatia and Serbia they were actually pretty awesome. Maybe you could manage in somewhere like Turkey where the league is pretty difficult and you're still below the top teams in Europe, with a chance of winning the CL.
How to stop my players from doing poorly in training.
>>66848736
they were all literally awful. granted iceland are in a bit of a golden generation in real life at the moment but over 20 plus years there was no one coming through. i guess if i kept going i'd improve my facilities more and eventually produce someone decent. and yeah haven't really had a long term save on fm16 yet, was thinking somewhere like turkey, portugal etc
>>66848861
I've never really liked Portugal and Eastern Europe is really cool. I like doing one over on us Western pigs.
>>66848785
have you tried yelling at them
>>66849054
>Be me
>Yell at players for fucking up
>Players: "tf, tt, opinion dropped"
>>66848785
I hope I see regens with stats like this in my dreams tonight
>>66849410
If you want a regen with good stats
>>66849630
God damn
>>66849687
Im pretty sure all his goals are screamers from outside the box as well, such a beast of a player.
>that almost bloot from Gerrard
>>66849630
>7.53
Completely average stats.
>key champions league game v bayern coming up
>dm poisons squad atmosphere because he wants to join juventus
J U S T
Won the league with Spuds and now Erik Lamela wants to leave. Welp, time to play without wingers. Is 4-3-1-2 viable or should I have DM's?
>>66849874
Why didn't you just speak to him and bullshit him into waiting for a bid or even better, lying to him about not getting enough playing time there?
>>66849932
I spoke to him but I never bullshit my players. He wants to win the Champions league and there is literally no way I can guarantee that when I'm up against god damn Bayern in the first knockout round. Told him to wait till next year, but he didn't buy it. Are you saying that players will fall for not getting enough playtime lies all the time?
>>66849973
>I never bullshit my players
You limp wristed faggot. You're the boss, you decide who leaves and who stays, period. Else, you'll run into the shit you currently have: a player literally shitting on your team.
>>66850115
See, I tried to hardball them at first, but that didn't work either. Wouldn't a broken promise later down the road be a bigger problem though?
Back to the Championship you go
>>66850164
Usually theyre pissed for a bit then I get a mesasge that they intend to stay because the club that created the initial disturbance has moved on.
>>66850202
Yeah I've gotten that before too, but Bentaleb has developed into a GOAT dm and I'm not sure Juve will back off
>>66850164
>Promising anything to players
See >>66850115:
>You're the boss, you decide who leaves and who stays, period.
Someone help plz
I might have to sell my wingers, is a 4-3-1-2 viable or should I have DM's? I have p good midfielders with Bentaleb, Alli and Dembele, and good attack with Eriksen, Kane and Barbosa
>tfw all of my players are getting hernias
these fucks won't lift with their legs.
>>66850226
>not being angry all the time and make your players realize that no one is irreplaceable
With that flag you'll give Morzi a field day in maymaying.
>>66850298
If you have good fullbacks it doesn't matter, they overlap and cross and goal.
>>66849857
>22 years old
>>66850274
>>66850320
Thanks angry weaboos
>>66850298
4-1-2-1-2 narrow with Bentaleb as your DM. you're welcome.
>>66850314
MOTHER FUCKER
>>66850298
What >>66850371 said
I'll post my lineup after I spank Palace around
>>66850371
Thanks lad. Really don't mind selling my wingers, I've never been good at utilizing them.
>>66850340
I can't be a weaboo when I'm already an Asian, mate.
>>66850445
Winger simply aren't useful
>>66850445
If you could git gud Pekka, you could have pic related
>>66850647
That's what how I feel it is, but everyone screams about how crosses are super overpowered, so you'd imagine that wingers would be good.
>>66850666
crosses are super overpowered, but wingbacks (esp. complete wingbacks) are great at getting into crossing positions too - when you're playing a counterattacking strategy, sometimes wingbacks are even better at getting into crossing positions than wingers since they'll have a lot of room ahead of them when your team is charging forward
>>66850666
I just use inside Forwards and let my fullbacks cross
ayy
>>66850666
>so you'd imagine that wingers would be good
Why would anyone assume wingers are useful?
>>66850666
put your wingbacks on attack
wow now you have wingers who defend
>>66850666
complete wing backs. always complete wing backs, only complete wing backs.
>>66850709
I don't know.
But people might imagine that wingers are good when crossing is so overpowered.
I get the feeling that CBW might be the best choice. CBW's as wing backs or as fullbacks? And don't they make muh defense vulnerable?
