>Premier League
Coming home
>Champions League
Coming home
>FA Cup
Coming home
>Europa League
Coming home
Is this the most dominant footballing region in the world?
>footballing
>not sports in general
God picked this great land to be the pinnacle of human athleticism and competition. Who are we to try and challenge the design of our maker? God save the queen
>that line
piss off i'm not a southern nancy boy
>morpeth
>cumbria
>tyne and wear
>northumberland
>northallerton
>>66830139
>Mexico
>dat line
HOME STATUS: COMING
Cornwall must be so vomfy being so secluded.
>norwich
>north
>birmingham
>south
>>66830539
Piss off ya sissy midlander.q
>>66830561
I'm not from either of those cities ladm8
>Southampton
>Arsenal
>Crystal Palace
>Chelsea
>West Ham
>Tottenham
>Aston Villa
>Watford
>West Bromwich Albion
>Bournemouth
Its ironic how scotland and canada are both cucks and located up north.
>>66830725
Fuk off ye ponce, ye?
>>66830658
England has the GOAT place and football club names desu
>>66830795
Arse anal is a pretty stupid name. Even stupider for the manager to be named Arse n Wang her.
>>66830658
Forgetting
>>Swansea
>>66830829
It was formed by workers of the Royal Woolwich Arsenal who made weapons and ammunition for the military, shame they became a nigger club after they moved north of the thames,
>>66829779
FA cups not coming home it's always been home.
>>66830911
>London
>Home
Southrons get out
>>66829779
ARE YOU WATCHING US NOTTINGHAM? ARE YOU WATCHING US?
Arsenal are a joke and all chelsea do is buy buy buy
>>66829779
>>66829928
Creepy fat niggers
>>66831284
Everything within the red is Northern England. Anyone who says otherwise is just wrong and probably a paki.
>>66831428
Anything above Watford is considered uo north m8
>>66835648
by cunts
It's Great Up North
>>66836066
This
>>66831428
Lincolnshire is northern imho desu
>>66838800
Lincolnshire is peaceful flat and spacious with irrelevant places like Grantham
It's definitely not Northern.
>tfw you're an ignorant Londoner and everything is "up north" to you, even places like Southampton and Cornwall
B-R-I-S-T-O-L
>shitty isn't by far the worst team left in the CL
>>66829779
>Smibblybibblyshirechester
>implying this isnt england
Red = north
Green = West Country
Blue = East Anglia
Unmarked = glorious south
>>66839048
t. ballycumber
>>66839120
>retard detected
>>66831428
Chester is northern tbf
>>66831428
>>66835648
>>66839120
All you all completely retarded?
Do none of you know anything about your own country?
>>66829779
>Norwich in the north
Lol wat
>>66841732
>'ere be dragons
Ok, back to Plebbit with you. You've had your little time here, time to go back to where you came from.
>>66841773
I bet you didn't even understand his reference fat arse
>>66841732
I mean >>66829779
can be excused his retardation because he's an iggerant colonial from a part of the world where educational establishments are just used as target ranges for the mentally unstable.
But the rest of you? Get a grip.
Hertfordshire master race reporting in
>No working class scum like in the North
>No """cultural enrichment""" like in London
>Walking distance to London for all the amenities though
>Highest standard of living int he country
>Safest place to live in the country
>Property prices cheaper than in London
Why is there no good teams in East Germany outside Bayern?
>>66841787
If it's because their flag has a dragon on it, you need to literally fuck yourself back to Plebbit you filthy piece of scum.
>implying this isn't accurate
>>66830893
Swansea is wales senpai
North = Scotland
South = England
West/ West Country = Wales
There is no 'east'
>>66841927
>implying Oxford is in the South
come at me la
>>66841927
>cheshire
>north
No, mate.
>>66839223
>>66842127
Which is it?
>>66829779
what's the most degenerate, inbred, poor, alcoholic region in that picture?
>>66842149
Scotland
>>66842149
Scotland
Friendly reminder that the 'north' does not exist as an entity and is a lazy creation by Londoners to describe anywhere that isn't within a day trip of them.
There are many distinct social, economic and cultural regions residing within the north of England and to amalgamate then together is lazy stereotyping.
>>66829779
There is only one correct answer
>>66842149
I wouldn't describe them as inbred but Newcastle certainly fits the other categories
>>66842149
>degenerate
Yorkshire/Scotland
>inbred
Lancashire
>poor
Scotland
>alcoholic
Anywhere down south
>>66842227
This is horrendously wrong
>>66842207
>mfw Westeros is literally just the UK scaled up about a hundred times
Is George RR Martin the laziest fat fuck in all of writing?
>>66842204
I'm guessing this is something a northerner would say, or is that the joke?
>>66842240
Then by all means post the correct version, anon.
>>66842138
Midlands
>>66842250
>Is George RR Martin the laziest fat fuck in all of writing?
Of course. Everything he wrote is ripped straight from English/Western European history books and adapted into a fantasy writer's wet dream.
>>66842250
anything but spain
>>66842319
holy shit, what a lazy faggot
>>66842319
>the lands of always winter
>>66842354
he literally said several times that he based the whole thing on medieval english history.
he added dragons and shit because americans.
>>66842227
>scotland
>poor
literally saving the UK with its economy
>degenerate
>not london
>alcoholic
>not newcastle
>inbred
okay you got that one
>>66842460
>tfw the supernatural stuff, dragons and magic bullshit is by far the most tedious, dull, poorly written and shit part of GoT
>>66842491
that's the only reason why I'm not a fan.
I still watch it though, because of the feudal drama and whatnot, I'm a /gsg/ lad and this is literally CK2 the tv series
only accurate map
>>66837071
Nah it aint
>>66839120
>essex in east anglia
#Banter
>>66842149
Scotland
>>66844726
>tfw on the red line
>>66844726
>Warwickshire
>>66845019
Warwickshire is southern they basically have southern accents
All that rural area south of places like Leicester and Birmingham is southern
>>66845051
No way. Nuneaton people definitely have a subtle northern thing going on.
>>66841858
Iron curtain
>>66842319
Sorry Scotland
This will only ever be the accepted answer
>>66845769
Worcester & Hereford are south
South reaches into Lincolnshire
"East Anglia"
fuck off England north-south is lopsided deal with it
>>66845889
Nope, you are wrong, and probably a paki
>>66845889
Literally nothing you said was right
>>66841732
Accurate tbf
>>66845942
The midlands look like a little Corgi running
>>66845971
Looks like muh dick in your mum's anus.
>>66845889
>Worcester
>south
Mon then
>>66845143
Bollocks. Speaking as a Northern boy living in Cov, I can tell you that Nuneaton is about as Northern as Brighton pier. And just as gay.
>>66846881
I think you don't get the subtle differences between the accents because you're not from round here. Probably can't tell the difference between north Cov and south Cov accent.
>>66845939
Damned civil of you to say so.
>>66846881
>Cov
Saw them when they played at Sixfields. Holy fuck what a shambles. Funniest and most miserable match I've seen.
Anything north of the river Thames is the north, no more questions close the thread please
>>66846927
It's not about accents. No town that is full of Midlanders can be Northern. However jealous you are of us, however guilty you feel about your own status, nothing alters the fact that Nuneaton is Midlands. And still gay.
>>66847035
Agreed. My initial argument was just saying that they're no way southern.
>>66846988
Haven't you heard? Everybody in Cov suddenly loves rugby. (I mean, Wasps keep winning and City keep losing, why wouldn't they?)
>>66847023
Oh Gawd, another iggerant Cockney. You should move to America; they value ignorance there.
Are you lads SERIOUSLY suggesting conventry isn't northern?
Fuck off pmsl
>>66847063
Nah, fair enough. I know people in Hampshire and nobody in Nuneaton is like them.
>>66847092
You're not from round here, are you? Jealous Southerner alert.
>>66845942
Which confirms that Norwich is GEOGRAPHICALLY north of Birmingham but continuous with southern England whereas Birmingham is midlands or northern if we divide into north and south
Cities like Birmingham, Leicester & Coventry represent a bulge into southern England
It's not a perfectly straight line we're not talking Utah, there are cultural factors at play
>>66847690
>>66846881
>>66844726
Rugby lad here, turns out it isn't just a sport, but a slightly dead and uninteresting town also!
Though I'd say there was a distinct difference between the Midlands, North and South. But it seems if someone is south of you, you're a dirty northerner, If they live north, you're a posh twat southerner
>>66847690
You're a spastic and should kill yourself.
>>66842470
>saving the UK with its economy
what the fuck are you talking about
>>66842470
>scotland
>economy
wew
>>66842306
Fuck off
>>66849305
You're not a Northerner
I'm of the opinion that all Northerners know they're Northerners and would never claim to be Southern, and all Southerners know they're Southerners and would never claim to be Northern.
Therefore the way to find the true North-South divide is to conduct a survey of millions across Britain on what they think they are.
>>66849774
Midlander here
>>66841858
Hertha is good
>>66846927
Is coventry unironically the grimest place in the uk?
>>66848197
>But it seems if someone is south of you, you're a dirty northerner, If they live north, you're a posh twat southerner
That's just about the size of it. And you're right about Rugby; it's a sad fact that even Coventry has more going for it (in spite of Hitler's best efforts).
>>66848220
He's talking about all the employment Scotland gives to Westminster civil servants, processing all the money Westminster gives to Scotland.
>>66849774
That happens every ten years. And the last one showed that about half the population are closet foreigners. So that doesn't help.
>>66850359
No. It's entirely ironic.
>>66842450
Tbf if you've been to Scotland it's much worse. I went once. I remember it much as one recalls a dream... or a nightmare. I was on a budget flight to Norway, when a storm hit and forced us to ditch in Glasgow Prestwick. I was stranded, and it's so hilly up there you can't get any signal on your car phone. It looked bad...it looked like I was going to have to spend the night in Glasgow.
The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option, it was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat...and it weren't pretty. I had seen them huddling in stations before being loud, but this time, I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me...fish-white flesh puckered by the highland breeze, tight eyes peering out for fresh meat. Screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take them halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass. A round of applause. A sixteen year old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer; bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain't never going back. Not never
>>66849774
Trouble is no one wants the midlands and no one wants to claim to be from the Midlands apart from those disgusting brummie types whose accents are so horrible they can't pretend to be something else
>these fucking reaction images
jesus christ what year is it?
>>66856901
>posts Simpsons reaction image
>>66856901
Piss off. I've been on 4chan since 1983 saving these. You should be bloody grateful I'm allowing you to see my historical collection. Bloody Southerner.
>mfw people confuse geography with culture
If you say 'bath' you're a northerner
If you say 'barth' you're a southerner
Simple as that
>>66829779
I thought Birmingham was a northern town?
t. Americ with no sense of English geography
>>66860626
And if you say barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrth youre from bath
>>66860751
Midlands
>>66860751
It is 2bh. If you have to divide the country then culturally anywhere in the west mids is clearly north.
>>66860751
It is midlands but in terms of the way the people are, it's more in the northern camp
I'm from Nottingham but hate the term midlander because it associates me with the filth from Brum, Derby, Leicester and Wul'vrampton.
>>66841854
>>No """cultural enrichment""" like in London
>Ethnicity: 80.8% White British
>>66841858
>Bayern
>East Germany
>>66848821
>Impying Irn Bru and heroin aren't keeping the UK afloat
>He lives in a part of the UK where they don't play rugby, cricket or row
What's even the point of living tbqhwy.
>>66861715
>rowing
If you're sitting down it's not a sport.
>>66861878
>shitposting isn't a sport
yeah, whatever m8
>>66861974
>sitting down to shitpost
I thought you lads were meant to be pros?
WHy is everything a shire?
You you all literal hobbits? Is this why so many british guys on /fit/ are manlets?
>>66862523
At least we're not Americans who have sheriffs but not shires.
>>66841773
you're the one being autistic m8
>>66830139
I don't get it
Ya'll need to learn some basic geography. Everything outside of the pentagon is the North.
>>66864401
Cleveland?
>>66861571
Cambridge in the north?
I'm a Northerner living in the Midlands. The real things that are identifiable along with accents etc. is the name and phrases people use.
Is it a Bread muffin or roll?
>tfw GF is from Cheshire
>tfw it pisses her off when I say she is from the midlands
Anything above Portsmouth and Southampton is the north
objective classification coming through
>>66867007
Even if Cheshire once was part of the Midlands, its full of Scouse/Mancunian spillover now.
>>66867388
This is pretty much spot on
>>66867388
Anything south of County Durham is Southern Poofs
>>66867388
Bob on pal
>>66867048
>>66868628
Iggerant bloody foreigners.
>>66883267
faggot
Anyone above Kent, Wiltshire and Cornwall are northerners.
>>66866853
Bap
>>66884413
The one thing that keeps bringing me back to /sp/ is the intelligent, informed debate. Bitch.
>>66884791
It's a batch. Seriously, yhat's what they call them in Coventry.
>>66889015
t. faggot
>>66892961
Namecalling just to keep the thread alive is the most immature thing you can do. Southern bitch.
>>66893629
t. paki faggot
>>66892961
>>66893629
You guys are cool
>>66893771
How dare you sir; I've never been so offended in my life. Retarded Southern bitch.
>>66893771
>>66894367
By the way, what's with the t. meme? I'm down with most of the based GOAT unironically comfy memes you adolescents so desperately crave but I think I was off the day that one came in. sorry for sounding like a newfag but what does t. mean?
>>66894768
Can I have a little kiss, m8?
>>66895038
No. You filthy perv. (Unless you've got some chocolate. I'd do anything for some chocolate.)
>this retard with his 2008 /b/ images
>>66898592
I'm enjoying them.
>>66829779
The north starts at Yorkshire ya eejit
>>66898943
Semi-correct
>>66898592
You should just be glad anyone on 4reddit even remembers this shit.
>>66898592
Plenty more where they came from. This one seems about right for you.
>>66898943
So, Manchester's not in the North?
