BAL: Tillman (1-0 , 1.29 ERA)
TEX: Hamels (2-0 , 2.08 ERA)
it's over, gg rags you earned it
Let's start another streak lads
behind enemy lines for this one m8s
Go birds
>>66829394
Not a bad angle m8
That Davis pop up probably looked as impressive as it should
>>66829394
What have texans done to you already? What are you bracing for?
>>66829446
There's an amazing amount of fat people but everyone is p. chill
Let's go O's!
guys i'm paranoid we're gonna go 0-8 bc meme antimagic
>>66829531
depends on if the rotation keeps being garbage
>MASN
>>66829531
Scarier teams to boot, too. No Red Sox starters to bail >us out anymore
Technical difficulties lmaooo
Sam Koch Fan give us the play by play
Robo Jim Hunter is more amusing that it should be
thrillman dealing because the bottom half of this rags lineup is booty
I'm listening to the Tides radio broadcast. They're at Gwinnet, GA tonight. Xavier Avery just stole second.
Who /watchingbothO'sandCap's/ here?
yay we won't be no-hit
yay we won't be shut out
boom
Joey baseball
A little early, but
>Rags
how does he keep getting away with it
>actual cowboy hats being worn by people in the crowd
So Texas just embraces their meme status huh
>rags
joey gonna get the dick here
Damn, tough luck on that >Rags, Joey
Let's get his $, Tilly
what did it say on that shirt the guy behind home plate was holding up?
just tuned in
>finally hall of famer Jim Palmer and not bordick doing color
>fucking hunter not gary
WHY CAN'T I HAVE GARY+PALMER?
>>66830121
>taxation is theft
DAGNABB GUBMINT TAKEN MUH MONIES SECEDE NOW
>>66830135
This. Wtf MASN.
>>66830135
Soon m8
Soon
You missed Robo Jim Hunter. It was a significant upgrade.
>>66830135
>>66830207
gary needs days off, it's just a shame that palmer taking care of his wife had to coincide with the first three series of the season
You guys think a healthier Jonesy would've snagged that? I was actually hoping he wouldn't dive for it and destroy his ribs
Steve Tolleson just got his first hit of the season.
>>66830259
no, but he would've if he was playing shallower
>>66830242
Can you imagine how much of a rip Palmer would've given Manny last night for getting gunned down at third?
>>66830259
i don't think he'd be out there if he wasn't 100%
wouldn't make sense this early and with Joey covering CF pretty well
TRUMBOMB
TRUMBOMB
Sam have you seen any of the crazy food they have in Rangers Ballpark?
TRUMBOOOOOOOOOOO
TRUMBOMB
>>66829186
It's funny, how he holds back sometimes now.
Very nice Trumbomb. Good to have for these AL West trips
>>66830460
>$21.99
I thought Trumbo was supposed to strike out a lot. He has 4 in 32 ABs so far. Reminds me of Jim Thome atm.
>>66830460
Gyro?
Nice pitch
>>66830562
I see Thome in him too dawg
lel wtf is wrong with Tillman thank god the bags were empty
>>66830538
Well they need the money for insurance payouts
>>66830121
>>66830162
He just stood up again, now I can't unsee that bright ass yellow shirt
nice snag Nolan
>>66830562
I think he's fitting well with the team, and knows he's going to be playing in hitter parks most of the year.
Probably just felt down playing in Arizona and Seattle the last two years
Henry Urrutia leads off the 8th with a pinch hit single. Still trail 0-1.
Can us Rags fans and O's cans take a moment to point and laugh at the cucks at the bottom of our divisions?
>Asstros
>Blue Gays
>>66830460
In on the hunt for this beast. I'm here till Monday so I hope it's still here
>>66830770
>Fans not cans*
Fucking Autocorrect REEEEEEEE
7 EARNED RUNS AT AA
BRIAN MATSHITZ
>>66830770
>Seattle Meminers
>Tampa Bay Gays
BRAVO NOLAN
>>66830846
Kek
>>66830813
lol that's starter Matusz level
>joey rikkkard
honestly I feel pretty bad for some fat people.
Like the ones where it's obviously too late for them to change their ways
and they'll suffer various health consequences for it
and are prolly just really sad individuals
>2nd and 3rd with no outs
>no runs
that's the Orioles i know and love
>>66830969
Anddddd
>Jones low&away K
zero outs. 2nd and 3rd. zero runs.
pretty much what i expected
>those ABs
haha fuck this team
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
HEAD'S UP PLAY SCHOOPY
>old drugged out elvis decision making
Michael Almanzar throwing error on a double play attempt allows a run to score, next batter hits a 3 run hr. Now it's 5-0 going into the 9th instead of 1-0.
Hmm
This is very close >rags
Nice play by Schoop though. Love this defense
strategic foot placement from manny there to block the camera so they can't tell for sure
Good call blue
this is Schoop's year
Just joining.
I'm so comfy and very glad to see based Jim Palmer is back
Gary Thorne and Jim Palmer are simply the best tbqh f a m
They have such a great rapport
there's this really drunk guy in my section but even as he's hammered he's still polite, no swearing. Not like this is bawlmer
>Chris Tillman with another patient at bat
i actually had to think for a second there whether Rags were in the NL
>inb4 DUDE WEED LMAO
Getting stoned and watching the Birds play is max comfy
Eternal 4th placers suck LMAO
Tides go 3 up 3 down. Braves win 5-0. We're 2-5 to start the season. Not surprised none of these players were called up yet. Norfolk starter Nick Additon only gave up 1 run though.
Hamels at 103 pitches
>RISP
jesus fuck
C'mon O's!
>>66831537
>Additon gets called up to the bullpen
>insurance runs errwhere
WEETS
Party Hardy
Damn, JJ
Bullpen coming in, REV UP THOSE >rags
>>66831537
Always can use arms.
the one thing i don't like about palmer being there is that it makes me sad to hear him have to go through the stupid sponsor spiels
>>66831680
not so fast
tillman gonna chen
oh right
it's the 6th inning
JUST
I-i-is it habbening?
haha fucking fuck this team
HAHAHAHAHAHA
wow these hits
>this pitching
MY SIDES
>JUST
Tillman pls
Well shit
>buck "just one more inning" showalter
ah just like ol times.
/uncomfy/
Just switched over to Orioles broadcast in time to catch all the dropped spaghetti. Mike Bordick is doing the radio color commentary.
>The city of Bawltimore
JUST
>>66830780
Merica'
>another Hit
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>leltimore in charge of holding a lead
tummy honter would have caught that
please DP
MAKE IT STOP
>>66832014
CAN'T STOP
7-149 anyone?
WAKE ME UP
>>66832034
sounds about right
any good prospects for next year's draft?
>Baltiniggers
>Holding leads
Pick one
the johnny cash and scoreboard fire thing is pretty cool 2bh is it a regular thing
i fell into a burnin ring of fire i went down down down and the flames went higher
Bats need to come alive
SAVE US PLS JOEY
This thread went dead quickly
C'mon O's
gonna be needing some magic here how bout it CD?
>ETERNAL 4TH PLACERS
kek
KEK
K-E-K
[MAGIC INTENSIFIES]
does Givens actually look like the lad from Star Wars or am i just racist and think all black guys look the same?
Are there any apps like showbox that we can watch streamed sports on our phone?
>>66832534
So, 2008?
>that double play
WEW LAD
BASED ODOR
well fuck this shit
>captcha thinks a van is a limousine
Its gonna be ok right?
Here we go Tolleson
BELTRE THO
GOAT
Beltre is literally a Top 3 third baseman of all time
>ONE STRIKE AWAY
gg Oreos
gg Texas bros, see you guys tomorrow. 4 game series hope it's a good one
on a side note nice hit Kim to keep us alive an at bat longer
gg Oreos. Rangers win 6-3. Lastros get BTFO by the Royals. Tonight was a very good night
HELLO WIN COLLUM
