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Reporter: "That's one step closer to winning a trophy, isn't it?"
Klopp: "Please don't ask me this shit."

What did he mean by this, /sp/?
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he didn't really say that, did he?

that guy is a constant source of 2nd hand embarassment, reading stuff like this makes me cringe so hard...

WHY CANT HE JUST ACT LIKE A NORMAL COACH
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>>66825415
>embarassment

What? it was a stupid fuckign question and it got the answer it deserves.
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>>66825415
>Buttblasted Dortmund fan
Top kek.
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germans are autistic robot emotionless piece of shit that need to be obliterated from planet earth
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>>66825066
Holy shit I thought you were joking

https://streamable.com/eb4h
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>>66825486
this 2bh
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>>66825415
Thats actually a perfect answer you pansy assed cuck
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>>66825486
bit harsh
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>>66825415
>being this beta
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JÜRGEN "DER FLEISCHGEWORDENE KULT" KLOPP WIE WIR IHN KENNEN, EINFACH NUR FREI SCHNAUZE
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Sports journos ask the stupidest shit don't know how managers do those interviews every week
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>>66825486
Norwegians, Swedes and Danes are even more autistic. "emotionless" = keep everything to yourself and explode at times. The more pure Aryan you are, the more autistic.

Source: I am Norwegian.
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good answer kek
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>>66825415
I agree but I hate all the "funny" characters in football. He's manager of a relevant team in a european cup, he should act like one.
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Ranieri never answers like him

Liverpool scum as always
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he has anger issues. he is like mourinho but can win without money.
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>>66825598
>t. Achmed
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>>66825468
His expression is "i want to gut you so badly."
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>>66825898
Not at all, ethnic blonde/blue eyed Norwegian and borderline autistic. The thing is that most Norwegians do not know what we are before we live in other countries.
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>>66825662
How about you get fucked m9?
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>>66825598
Danes are fine
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>>66826042
Sure you are my beady eyed friend.
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>>66825066
literally asking: "So you reached the semi-final, right?"
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>>66825066
He means who needs trophies when you have feels
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rekt
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They asked him a stupid question of course they deserved being called out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhuNA2tVJH0
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>>66825066
le eccentric swears in interviews man
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Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"

Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!

Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.

Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.

Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.
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>>66840423
Calm down autismo
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Its cool to hate Klopp now?
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