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So what's he doing today?
R
looking for a fresh white slag
Playing 2k and jerking off, like the rest of /nba/
>>66817930
cuck pls go
Dying inside
He's going to be the worst 50-year-old pickup game troll
raping another girl just to get away with it because prosecuting him would be racist.
RnR
hooked up to an iron lung
>>66817907
Rape then buying wife another ring
Smoking a fat quarter ounce of weed in one day
this probably
>>66817987
He's more of an R&B guy
>>66818125
That's racist
shitposting in /sp/
checking into his Kobe, Inc. office and getting to work on his next project.
>>66818147
He literally did a R&B song with Brian McKnight, you goof
Spending some much needed quality time with his wife's son
Raping someone
I've had this scenario going in my head since I heard he was retiring
>Kobe wakes up late in the morning
>eats breakfast with his family, relaxes at home for a bit
>"Aight baby, I gotta go for a bit, I'll see you later."
>Jordan's house
>Kobe knocks on the door, him and Jordan go inside
>A table with 2 controllers and some weed is set up for Kobe's arrival
>They spend the next couple hours playing 2k as their respective teams best line ups, and getting high
>Eventually Kobe picks the Bulls, Jordan picks the Lakers
>Both of them start bricking every shot, horrible passes, basically standing still
>"Lmao this is just how you played in real life man"
And all was well
I'ma miss you Bean
>>66822801
>Playing NBA 2k
>Not getting into Jordan's personal plane and going to get Shaq, Barkley, pippen, Malone, Bird and Magic for the greatest pick up game in history
working out, he said it last night
Raping white women.
>>66822885
There's no way this hasn't happened during the off season, but damn id empty my bank account to see that
>>66822885
>forgetting Ewing, Reggie and Isiah
>>66817987
Rape and rape?
>>66822885
>Magic
Biohazardball isn't a sport
He and Jordan are playing one on one.
>Ding. Ding.
>>66817907
fielding coaching offers
>>66818108
>be rich
>the the semi-GOAT
>have only 2 kids
>have no sons
JUST
