Teams to be announced at 6:25pm AEST
Round 4 fixtures
Friday April 15
West Coast Eagles vs Richmond - Domain Stadium 8:10pm AEST
Saturday April 16
Essendon vs Geelong - MCG 1:45pm AEST
Hawthorn vs St Kilda - Aurora Stadium 2:10pm AEST
Brisbane Lions vs Gold Coast - GABBA 4:35pm AEST
Carlton vs Western Bulldogs - Etihad Stadium 7:25pm AEST
Adelaide vs Sydney - Adelaide Oval 7:40pm AEST
Sunday April 17
Greater Western Sydney vs Port Adelaide - Startrack Oval 1:10pm AEST
Collingwood vs Melbourne - MCG 3:20pm AEST
North Melbourne vs Fremantle - Etihad Stadium 4:40pm AEST
Based
literally negative point to having threads when there are no games on.
Go /afl/!
>Team List
kys /nrl/
at least you put all times in the one timezone though unlike that wa faggot
>>66810634
team list thursday is a classic /afl/ tradition you newcunt
>port is playing an AFL game in China for premiership points in 2017
>new port sponsor Shanghai Cred Real Estate
Fucking Port, what a meme club
>>66810720
I must have missed them, all tucked away down on page 10, forgive my disrespectful ignorance.
I'm sure the forefathers of /afl/ are beaming with pride at yet another sub 50 post thread that gets trimmed before anyone actually talks about footy instead of Jarryd and pseudotrip drama.
>>66810823
I will personally see to it that this thread reaches over 50 posts
>>66810822
The fucked part is they don't have to sacrifice a home game, their opponent does.
LGTSS
>ExPort Power
>端口 功率
>>66810822
Hope it goes as well for them as when Melbourne played a game there
Patrician tips coming through
West Coast by 45
Geelong by 74
Hawthorn by 54
Gold Coast by 36
Bulldogs by 50
Adelaide by 8
GWS by 20
Collingwood by 7
North Melbourne by 28
shit round
>>66810884
>Collingwood
fucking lol
>>66810860
>>ExPort Power
kek
>>66810858
That's fucked, but I'm sure there will be a few clubs that will jump at that. Probably the Lions, Demons or Saints. AFL can't just force a team to give up a home game, right?
Hopefully the Seed doesn't drop out with concussion for the Crows, need dat leg.
>>66810913
>Melbourne
fucking kek
>>66810933
they'll win by 60+, collingwood are putrid and will finish bottom 4
>>66810923
There will be a money incentive, but yeah you won't see a Hawks or WCE going, it will be a club that would lose having Port over in Vic or QLD. Still think that it should be their idea, their home game, Port get way too many concessions from the AFL.
>>66810978
They're still better than Melbourne, and Melbourne are without their best player who always BTFOs Collingwood
>>66811052
>They're still better than Melbourne
they're really not, melbourne will finish 10th-12th this year
Can't believe Bryant's taken his last shot
>>66811202
>>66811202
made me google Bryant
>tfw no Adam Goodes to call an ape this Saturday night
>all i can do is boo tippett
/arl/ is up lads
>>66811396
>>66811396
>>66811448
At least booing is no longer considered racist
>>66810720
lol
>>66811123
I don't know where those wins will come from for Melbourne. They struggled against Essendon for fucks sake.
It's the same shit with Melbourne. Have an awful loss and everyone thinks they're reverting to their old ways then they have a "respectful" loss because they actually played football against a decent team. eg. North Melbourne last week. The fact is though that they are still loses and they rarely get the 4 points. When they do it's always a miracle or beating a side that wasn't up to it. Melbourne almost never win the games they are expected to. I'm so done with this team. 10-12th place would be great to be honest which shows how far we have fallen. But I just can't see it happening.
who here is iggs?
Who /dons/ here?
Any recommendations for another winter sport to follow?
>beijing power
Is this the new /cric/ general?
>>66811675
Please do not watch our sport
>>66811675
Yes. Welcome.
>As of Friday, the Malek Fahd Islamic School will no longer be supported by Federal Government funding.
Thank you based UPF
>>66811675
Dankush, give footy a try, if you can't outrun the superior black man you can just shoulder them away or pass the ball.
>hewett out
dang
had a pretty good run with sc so far tho
>>66811711
Stream?
>>66811713
haha thank you kind sir xD
>>66812111
I played touch rugby in Sydney a few years ago.
I don't still know if the people were being nice to me and letting me score or were just really slow.
http://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/2016-04-14/hunt-set-to-debut-against-pies
>get named to play your first AFL match
>try to call your parents to give them the good news
>your dad doesn't answer because he's in china on business
>your mum doesn't answer because she's playing golf with jack watts' mum
>when she finally does answer, she asks for tickets but mentions they can just get in the MCC anyway
kek I love this, this kid is a quintessential dees supporter
Just banana'd one in from the boundary line, lads
>>66812554
If you took your mouthguard out and put it in your sock it doesn't count.
Just legally shepherded an opponent lads
What's musular MWNN been up to lately lads?
Where my norf bros at? Who impending 4-0 here?
Just trickled one in from the boundary lads
EAST WEST
>>66810858
that is fucked up. kochie wants the yuan but doesn't want to give up a home game in the process.
>>66812817
hopefully no team gets sucked into it and port have to pull out or move one of their home games
>>66811612
or, you keep watching the dons and be rather proud when they do manage to beat a team.
>>66812625
Reporting in.
>North are playing Gold Coast next week to determine who remains undefeated
Imagine saying that in the 80s. You'd be laughed out of the place.
what a dumb sport
>>66812599
muscular? no, he looks a bit fat.
>>66812879
you are dumb
>>66812853
North weren't terrible in the 80s
>>66812879
You take that back
>>66812879
You're supposed to be neutral about this.
>cucktoria
KEK
>>66813445
You're still not funny.
>>66813538
You're still cucktorian, KEK!
>>66813552
You'll never be funny.
>>66813589
You'll always be cucktorian, KEK!
>>66813598
You're entire life is a joke, do you call people you know in real life "cucks" and "cucktorians", I bet you don't. Why? Because it's not funny, it's ridiculous and asinine. So why do you post it here? You're a sad little man, I don't even think I can call you a man, you're a cretin, a cancer on this world.
>>66813622
>mfw a cucktorian losses his shit this badly on chinky cartoon forum
KEK you cunts are truly fucked.
>>66813659
>he spends his time calling people "cucks" on an anonymous image board
Whatever mate, you can keep calling people "cucktorians" and I'll keep fucking my beautiful gf. Lets see who is happier at the end of it.
>>66813671
>cucktorian literally furious
KEK
kinda feel sorry for a cuck this soft he flies in to furious rage over words from a stranger on the internet. cucktorians confirmed as soft pussies who cant handle even the slightest banter.
>>66810537
Hey /afl/. I'm watching the footy show for the first time in years, and it's got me thinking.
I absolutely love footy, but I like to think of myself as a socially-progressive guy, and so feel a bit like the footy show is a distasteful, neanderthalish piece of crap that I'd rather not watch.
But then I spend a lot of time on 4chan, and laugh at cunts, call people niggers and fling homophobic insults on /tv/.
I think I might be the worst possible person - a two-faced hypocrit. Holy shit.
>>66813711
>wafags consider the word "cucktorians" banter
Fucking pathetic. You're a cuck! LMAO BANTER XDDDDDDD
>>66813732
>cucktorians
Stay triggered you absolute pussy.
>>66813771
Keep being a waste of a human being you sad loser.
>>66813786
You are the loser my cucktorian friend. A maladjusted loser who flies into a furious rage at a stranger on the internet over a name. You literally need help with life.
Hey guys, check this out
KEK
fucking REKT I did it
>>66813800
Yes. I am the one that needs help, I am the one in need of life counselling, not the pathetic retard that spouts the same insult over and over again, day in day out during every footy game. The word "cuck" has become so ingrained in your brain I bet you actually enjoy cuckold porn you pathetic freak. I bet your 2 inch microdick actually sticks up every time you mention the word. Get a life.
>>66813834
Shut the fuck up already. You're only making it worse, faggot.
>unless samefag, in which case you are a double faggot.
>>66813824
no one cares you cunt
>>66813834
literally SEETHING at this point
buttmad cucktorians on pooicide watch
>>66813445
>>66813538
>>66813552
>>66813589
>>66813598
>>66813622
>>66813659
>>66813671
>>66813711
>>66813732
>>66813771
>>66813786
>>66813800
>>66813834
>>66813877
15 posts? You guys need some fucking help. Talk about the footy or fuck off.
>>66813877
Good one. Fucking faggot loser, what's your next insult going to be? Let me guess, "cuck", right? What does your mum think of you, serious question. She cries herself to sleep every night, doesn't she?
>>66813938
Is this an ironic post
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-opinion/malcolm-turnbull-sets-fire-to-footy-all-the-way-from-china-20160414-go672k.html
nrlel on suicide watch
>>66813997
>baka
>>66814033
fucking 4chan filters
http://www.afr.com/business/sport/malcolm-turnbull-declares-afl-the-most-exciting-football-code-20160414-go60ks
>>66813717
>>/tv/
>I think I might be the worst possible person
That's some spot-on introspection lad
>>66814076
the wonders of drugs.
>>66813997
Have to wonder who the other teams going to be saint Kilda going international again maybe ?
>>66814088
dogs and queensland teams also possibilities
>>66814262
Yeah I could see Brisbane giving it a crack
>>66813834
>Pure Cucktorian FURY
kek
KEK
K E K
>there is a woman on the footy show
>>66814768
>depression made me cut my best mate's lunch
fug wesd goke :D :D
fug nig nad :D
fug :D :D :D
hunmgry jags LF:D:D:D
>>66814801
Faking 'mental illness' to avoid media scrutiny was just as much of a dog act as fucking his mates missus.
>>66815007
it's just smart really, channel 9 are probably still paying him to sit around on his arse all day kek
>>66810822
fucking Dreidel Koch
should be Estonia tßh, GWS is china, /crows/ Germany, etc
>>66815037
Its effective a strategy but he is still a scummy cunt for doing it.
Cant we give Tassie a team before expanding into chinky land?
>>66815105
If they call themselves the Huons we can call them the Poo-ons. haha!
fugg marg legras :D :D
fugggg gerick magenzie ;D ;D ;D
fug gook shuey :F :D :D d;D
100th for /crows/
we did it reddit!
>>66815232
>crows fans in charge of counting
100th post for dabloos
>>66815260
navy nina is a qt
fugg gill sgofield :D :D
fugggg ben guzins :D :D :D
fug garrod gellingam :D
fugggg mggovern :D :D
>>66815260
You're cheeky blues cunt that chipped me on last post.
Fucking Essendon
>A few weeks back, a traditionally ultra-conservative club took an important step when it officially recognised the AFL's first coterie group representing gay, lesbian and transgender interests, the "Purple Bombers".
>>66815485
>bummers
>>66810537
LMAO afl is shit
>>66815065
>he's still a scummy cunt for doing it
You are a faggot. Brownless had broken up with his wife, so she was fair(ish) game. The scummy part is not telling Bill and keeping it a secret.
Don't get me wrong, sleeping with your mate's ex is a silly thing to do, but we as society put sex on such a pedestal. The shitty thing is the deceit.
>>66815907
I was saying he was a scummy cunt for faking mental illness to avoid backlash. Banging your mates wife who he is trying to get back with is shit too. But at least have the balls to stand-up and cop your licks for doing it.
Chocolates undress carpeted kites then organs research impossible arts.
last 4 /cucktoria/
last for never ever
LEL 100 POSTS
NICE COMMUNITY AHAHAHAHA
>>66817175
thanks la
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