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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Horcher)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)

NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mja1eCJhP0w

>Machida-Henderson off after Machida admits to taking steroids
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11425824/lyoto-machida-vs-dan-henderson-canceled-after-machida-admits-taking

>How the UFC is trying to stop injuries
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11388786/a-day-at-exos-the-war-on-injuries-and-how-the-ufc-is-waging-it

>The GOAT Mike Jackson is cut from the UFC, wanted to fight up and coming prospect Artem Lobov
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11423448/mike-jackson-released-by-ufc-after-just-one-bout-headed-for-the
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>>66798553
glory is on the 16th lads, my bad
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>>66798694
UNFORGIVABLE
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>>66798694
>>66798764
>also no previous thread link
heem yourself, where did adan go?
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>We got a saying up in Canada
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>>66799059
BAH GOD DDT
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>>66798893
HEAD~1 >>66783872
HEAD~2 >>66780063
HEAD~3 >>66771214
HEAD~4 >>66760861
HEAD~5 >>66756399
HEAD~6 >>66748287

Ronda vs Holly Live Thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63560218/
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>>66799110
i'm on all of those threads.
fuck, i spend too much time here
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Guida vs Ortega set for 199
>Ortega beats Tavares
>Tavares beats Guida
>Ortega gets Guida
makes no sense 2bh
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Did we redo picks now that pissboy got popped?
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>>66798427

same desu

>>66798447

>not i hank hoyce

DROPPED
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>>66799345
a name to set ortega up for his climb

a test against someone with similar skills

2 cali boys on a cali card
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>>66798553
CORRECTED LIST OF UPCOMING EVENTS:
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Teixeira vs Evans)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Souza)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)

the list I copypasted this time was slightly outdated
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>>66797525
>le man that talks a lot but doesn't do anything meme
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What's next for him?
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>>66799103
if you have to cum ...
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Has he made a video about Machida yet?
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I'm glad Machida got popped. I've never liked him. He has a faggot fighting style.
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>>66799902
I enjoy the fact that so many fags were ADAMANT that he wasn't cheating after having a career resurgence at the ripe young age of thirty fucking seven (37).

I mean seriously. How delusional are these chucklefuck hues and potatoe paddies?
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>>66800030
>chucklefuck
i like that. good shit canada
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>>66799505
I liked watching him fight
love seeing leg lock specialist especially 50/50 guard
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>>66800127
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post yfw conor heems nate at ufc 200
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>>66800571
This is the best possible outcome as long as it doesn't come off as flukey, hopefully a late 2nd or 3rd round KO after Conor lights Nate up like he was doing in the first fight.
Nate gets another big payday and the Conor meme gets back on track.
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>>66798553
>>Machida-Henderson off after Machida admits to taking steroids
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11425824/lyoto-machida-vs-dan-henderson-canceled-after-machida-admits-taking
FUCK

>How the UFC is trying to stop injuries
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11388786/a-day-at-exos-the-war-on-injuries-and-how-the-ufc-is-waging-it
The UFC is trying to stop injuries (let's be honest it is mostly to stop frequent fight camp injuries and short notice replacement or card shuffles) While at the same time they are OK with fights being cancelled because muh steroids?
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>old man Henderson calling good guy Machida a piece of shit for using steroids
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sup /heem/ your buddy /nba/ here

why is Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub so based?
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>DC is "injured"
>on UFC tonight dancing and throwing punches with Kenflo

Why are fighters allowed to pretend they're hurt to duck guys? Do doctors not have to verify the injuries?
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>>66800864
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Kimbo had to use steroids to beat my boy Dada 5000
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>mfw Nate heems Conor and Conor winds up on the next Ultimate Knockouts dvd
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>>66801004
dada would have won if he hadn't had 2 heart attacks and a kidney failure
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>>66801078
>Nate heems Conor
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how many chairs does it take for hunt to get a pack of monkeys out of his pool
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>>66800895
lol i love the holier than thou from a guy who got a doctors note to take roids because he's low test after years of doing steroids and cutting weight
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>>66801078

Conor can't stand and trade with Nate, he'll turn into a wrestler again, already a proven fact.
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>literally every hue is on the gas

do they have any self respect heem?
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>>66801380

no hespect
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>>66800571
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>>66800571
This looks like mfw con-er tries to cut back to 145 and passes out on the scale
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>>66784290
I can tell you've never been to a ufc event.
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Jesus christ what happened
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fucking machida son of a bitch cheating event ruining fucker.
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>>66799505
It's like he's in the UFC game and leglocks are the only moves he bought
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Was machida/Hendo supposed to be at LHW? Does machida switch weight classes every time he gets fucked up?
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>>66800877
One is literal cheating, the other is just bad luck (in most cases)
>mfw PEDbabbies tell me they only make the fights better
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>>66799120
cool as fuck. has cat announced her next fight yet? She will be champ soon.
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In your opinion, what's the most overrated fight of all time?
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>>66802488

fuck off nigga
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>>66801138
How many?
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>>66802669
guida v sanchez
and giblert v sanchez

muh stand n swing
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>>66802571
She's fighting julianna peña
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>>66802669
All their fights were great despite 2 ending before big nog was able to get his win.
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Any of you know what machida actually took?
Mmajunkie comments mentioned it's used to keep the body leaner
Also, the propaganda is strong in our brazilian "MMA TV magazine". No mention whatsoever of machida's doping scandal. Good move, UFC. Keep that aura of br athletes so more monkeys buy more shirts.
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>>66802987
I disagree, they feel more like great Fedor showcases than great fights imo.
Fedor vs Heat Herring is a lot better.
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>>66802669
Any Chuck fight.
Nog vs Sapp.
Most any FOTY that's just a stand and bang fest.
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>>66802669
Bonnar Griffin slugfest
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>>66800571
i hope he does, how much more active was the sport when the conor train was still strong
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>tfw i could 50-45 every here
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Name a relatively unknown figher that's going to rise to stardom soon.

>Brian Ortega
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>>66803408
>Irish shitting up /heem/ on the reg
>can't visit any MMA forum (in the broad sense of the word) without everything being conor conor conor
>dude is a conman who doesn't even defend his title
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>>66803522
Is it true they call him T city?
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>>66803284
That fight was literally the definition of a Fedor showcase though, they thought Fedor was a can and he literally destroyed Heath
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>>66803584
i am surprised that he's so hurt by the loss he hounded for an instant rematch
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>>66803657
Triangle City baby
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>>66803522
Vitor Miranda
James Krause
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>>66803659
Yeah but it's still a better fight beyond Fedor sitting in the guard throwing bombs for 20 minutes
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>>66803522
>T-city
>unknown

Pick one
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>>66802571
>>66802958

she tweeted that her upcoming fight would be epic. when pena was revealed to be the less than epic opponent cat countered that any fight cat fights is epic. i'm glad she's back but i was stoked for cyborg, rousey2, or holm.
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>>66803522
have to agree with you hungabro
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>>66799505
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>>66803715
replace Vitor Miranda with James Vick
Miranda is too old
while James Vick and James Krause may not be stars any time soon, they are going places with their careers
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>>66803522
>>66803897
Doubt it.
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>>66803750
Difference being Heath didn't have the most feared guard in the sport like big nog did. People thought for sure Fedor would be subbed but he sat in big nog's guard, escaped his subs and baited nog to try subs so Fedor could get enough room to land GnP.
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>>66803980
wait i thought he tested positive for weed?
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>>66804019
I know, but I still think it was pretty boring.
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did that interview with rogan dc and jones ever air or did it get delayed because of dc pulling out?
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>>66803522

filthy tom
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/heem/'s sleepy
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>>66803980
testosterone city
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>>66805307
Kobe. Plus I'm streaming the game for a couple of heem bros. Might be taking away posts too.
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>>66805541
Quiet down nigger, I don't want to hear you speak.
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Machida has let me down bros.
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Steph Curry would heem McGregor
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gsp is come back to take belt from robbie

capture this post
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>>66805600
He didn't fail a test though, he put down all the shit he was taking for the USADA form and one of them was banned but he didn't know.
Sounds like ignorance more than anything.
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>>66805666
Stephanie Curry couldn't heem a chalupa
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a few heems
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>>66805724
I'd rather he doesn't. But I think it's been long enough of a retirement that he can come back and it wouldn't count as the GSP we knew.
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>>66805724

is he natty?
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>>66805804
>>66805855
>>66805901
>le kickbox
>>>/asp/
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>>66805782
>Banned since 2012 if not earlier.
Hues are just literal retards?
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>>66806061

>le abo aussie

>>>/trash/
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>>66805833
i agree for another reason, for the fighter, the dream is to retire with the belt, undefeated, but for the sport, the best thing is for a single lineage of champs.

for all it's bs, ufc heavyweight has eaten up every winning streak and champ to be had

gsp/lawler is important for there to be 1 guy, who is the guy

and once that guy loses, others can carry on fighting for this title
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>>66805922
yes, great genes and train since child
ala sage but sage is also on gear which is why he's twice as big at lower weight class
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>>66805922
Well he may be coming back. Apparently he's in negotiations. So either he has always been natty and has trained with a almost scientific level of precision and skill with the finest supplements. Or has the best most undetectable steroids like Mayweather. I go with the latter.
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>>66806145

>implying gsp is fighting multiple fights and not only a one off danabux canfight like conair

fuck off
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>>66806142
Your words roll of of me because you have /asp/ergers, I know you're just influenced by your unfortunate condition.
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>>66806173
>roids explain how unbeatable due to skill gap gsp and mayweather are. nope nuddy.

if you said hendricks was roided up for his takedown output fair enough, but its well established natural ability and skill are these two's successes
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>>66806229

>shitposting abo

how about a new gimmick? bit played out innit lad?
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>>66806285
Nah I'm just here to remove kickboxing from this MMA thread.
Did you know that Rico guy would get fucked up by any heavyweight with a wrestling background?
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>>66805541
What do you mean youre streaming it? Like you have your cable box hooked up to your computer?

I live in LA but I have directv so I'm watching on gay ESPN.
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>>66806199
that's the point,gsp wins on return, he's not gonna defend for long enough to give it off to even wonderboy. he'd beat up nick and johhny again, maybe condit then retire again.

lawler will fight till rory, wonderboy, or some other mystery new fighter beats him, idk 27 year old veteran tier sage at WW
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>>66805724
Post captured, and filed into my captured posts drawer.
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>>66805922
Gyno
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>implying GSP will accept the hilarious Reebok deal
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>>66806421
>some other mystery new fighter beats him
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>>66806460
>Australia friendly image
Thanks man I wasn't sure if I'd be able to save it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhYXdRD21Bo

HE'S BACK AT IT

MACHIDA CONFIRMED SHITKAANT

ROCKHOLD SUBTLEY CALLED OUT
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>>66806507
He'd prolly get the Conor/Honda deal
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>>66806460
Goober will /heem/ diaz in the 2nd

cap this post
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>>66806542
I wasn't sure if that was RDA or Tumenov for a second there
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>>66806567
ty based durianrider
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>>66806588
Why would you make an obviously wrong prediction?
>Con-Man has no reach advantage.
>Con-Man can't finish the unfinishable.
>Con-Man has no ground game.
>Con-Man has midget kicks.
He literally has to out box Nate for five rounds to get the win.
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>>66806588
o-ok
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>>66806736
why is this pic in 144p ?
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>>66806542
yeam tumenov is a good idea, tumenov, magny and gas become the new johnny, matt brown and lawler,
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>>66806736
holy shit did u use a cardboard box to screenshot?
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>>66806821
australian internet can't download big images
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>>66806861
Tumenov is legit, hes going to beat the shit out of Gunnar
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>>66806460
>>66806588
mfw cap of my dumb post and my shite OC (dont know who added the caption but props) are linked

i've made it, i feel so satisfied. pass me the /heem/FC posterweight belt
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>>66807525
>dont know who added the caption but props

it was me i have your OC saved pic related
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leave Conrad to me sir. haha
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>>66807194
*he is legit going to get the shit beat out of him by Gunnar
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>>66807194
yeah gunnar is too average overall. he is a worse power striker and wrestler then gunny, same with tumenov, his bjj was worse then maia.

at least his boxing was better then thatch

but his boxing wont be anywhere near heemenov
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>>66806542
love the old school gym
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>>66807808
Gunnar will lose and drop to LW, cap this post
>>66807889
>yeah gunnar is too average overall. he is a worse power striker and wrestler then gunny
interesting
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>watch the entire Lakers game
>Lakers were down by a good amount numerous times
>Kobe comes back,struggles but goes out with 60 points and wins the game
>gets a heroes goodbye
>feels good
>but at the same time realize this is impossible for MMA
>it's more like the mafia
>there is no leaving nice
>Andersons legacy has been tainted after the failed drug test,the way he lost his title, the excuses about sexual PED's
>Wanderlei ran from a drug test
>Shogun general
>Cro Cop general
>Nog Bros general
>Mir general
>Brock general
>BJ general
>....Lyoto.....
>Schaub
Only guys I can think of the left out on top kinda were Fedor (when he retired) and GSP albeit controversially.
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>>66808578
Bas retired on top and then came back for a one-off to kick the shit out of Villareal for fun.
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>>66808578
>who is Mark Munoz
but legit though it's just plain good matchmaking to try to beat guys on the way out
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are they doing embeddeds for 197?
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>>66808578
werdum soon
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>>66809543
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>>66808766
Sorry. Sometimes I forget he was a fighter. Always think of him as a commentator. Then once in a while I'll remember "yeah he did beat Randleman didn't he"

>>66809263
I forgot about this too.

>>66809373
I hope. He could be the GOAT HW if he could keep this up a little longer.
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https://youtu.be/qiy3Uf9J_iU

Brock Lesnar, human odour smasher
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Who /kobr/ here? Can't wait to see his first bout in the octagon against CM Punk.
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>>66809631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuPmNipDI6E
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>>66809574
She covered up her face quick after that punch and turtles up. Did she break her orbital socket or something?
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>>66806649

A left hand flush to the jaw where diaz hit him in the first fight.

"OHHHHHHHH, DIAZ GOES TO SLEEP". -Show Robeman 2016
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>>66809685
CM Punk is fighting Mickey Gall.

Kobr is fighting Jon Jones in his debut. He trains Wang Chung and MMA.
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>>66809882
>Wang Chung
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZttcArNs0g
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>>66806736

filthy tom is heeming his next opponent into another dimension. cap this nigga
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>>66806567

based durian

>inb4 le rockhold natty meme

kek
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>>66810111
Of all the irrelevant memefighters to force this guy chose Tom Lawlor. Let that sink in for a moment, Tom freaking Lawlor.
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>>66809919
Randy's workout Playlist
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Your 2016 UFC Lightweight Champion of the World.
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Machida got popped?

I didn't know urine was on the banned list.
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>>66810804
that's a gas pistol btw
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>>66809543
>>66809574
Jojo is underrated fightfu. Wearing a skirt in the cage is qt as fuck
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>>66810744
michael shannon is transgendered?
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>>66810872
She's been shit ever since she joined the UFC though.
Nowhere close to the speed/explosiveness in those webms.
She's always looked like she's sick.
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>>66810931
OR MAYBE FIGHTERS THAT LOOK LIKE KILLERS IN REGIONAL LEAGUES DON'T LOOK SO HOT AGAINST OPPONENTS COMPARABLE TO THEIR LEVEL
YOU THINK OF THAT ONE, ITALY?
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>>66810180

F I L T H Y
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>>66811097
Nah, it's not that
She literally looks like she's had very little energy in all the UFC fights I remember
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Would you fucks like to watch Magny vs Dong Hyun Kim?

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>>66811130
HEY PIETRO
TOMORROW
PIC RELATED
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>>66811162
It's the day after tomorrow, but yeah.
I can't remember her height, but I bet she's a womanlet.
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>>66811162
that could be a fun grappling match.
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hey how do I tell my gf i'm gay but I still want her around?
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>>66811199
B-but don't they have live weigh-ins in Bellator the day before?

She is 5'5"
I'm 6'2"
I think we could arrange something.

>>66811234
bring your bull in and let him do the job for you, she would definetely stay around when you're around and he is around knawmsayn
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Alessio is still MY BOY
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>>66811234
just be a goddamn GOD WARRIOR, swallow the little blue pill, and give her a baby
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>>66811252

>2016
>not having a black BULL as your boy

fag
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I was frothing at the mouth and shouting with excitement and joy. I’m usually a pretty voracious eater, whenever I sit down to a meal—unless there’s MMA on. Saturday night, I ordered 15 wings, and went about an hour between bites during the fights.

HAHA
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who else faps during the fights?

>real fite fan test
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>>66811281
Boy ≠ Bull

>implying Ngannou isn't my bull
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>>66811276

>give her a baby

that doesn't mean she'll stick around at all, faggot. jesus christ you're an idiot.
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>>66811307
Lately I can't even get off unless I hear gojira never shut the fuck.
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I see you're shitposting, again...
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anyone here uncut and hung? i have a 5 inch feminine dick
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>>66811334
it's not meant to make her stick around you fucking muppet. you give her a baby and then go hook up with your secret boyfriend from the army and go out in a blaze of glory vs crooked cops/mercenaries.
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>>66811337

>1337

everytime rumble fights I cum buckets, especially during his walkout... never question greatness... just do it. fuck i am getting hard.
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>>66811358

that's retarded, you're retarded.
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>>66811329
>haha i'm only ironically a cuck
>black guys fucking my girlfriend, fuck man that's some good comedy
I simply don't understand
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>>66811388

it's not comedy it's called being correct

its fucking sexy also, you know it.
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>>66811388
I went to the Joe Rogan school of comedy
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>>66811435
did you suck his dick?
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>>66811457

he's cut for sure
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>>66811457
i might or might not have, this isn't a relevant question.
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>>66811492
Not funny.
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>>66811557

>implying rogan exploding in your ass wouldn't be an experience to behold

>not trying to be funny, faggot.
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>>66811573
a-are you joking? And if not, why not?
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>>66811234
you are definitely confused
the wwe board is >>>/asp/
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Someone get Dana on the line we gotta get this bitch signed up http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2797264/when-chat-lines-wrong-two-women-knock-clubber-cold-mistakes-prostitutes-asks-charge.html
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Machidafags bee tee eff oh
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>>66811745

is lyoto cut or uncut?
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so, people who predicted machida winning have already lost, right?
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>>66811745
More like maCHEATER
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>>66811708

>why not

huh?
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>>66811788
>implying rogan exploding in your ass wouldn't be an experience to behold

>not trying to be funny, faggot.

huh? i've noticed heem is very open with their sexuality, sometimes I wonder if it's all fun and jokes.
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Should make Bisping vs Hendo 2 at UFC 200 or headline the Fight Pass before that.
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>>66811767

>main card with 3 fights

I MIGHT WIN!
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>>66811806

yeah, it's all bantz m8, but you know joe fucks like a monster for sure.
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>>66811827

you should try it for real, it's not that big of a deal, im not gay bro
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http://youtu.be/YIdU0zrhup4
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>>66811842

>schaub being dashing as always
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my natty boy
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>>66811842
Watching the Ultimate Fighter HW season I NEVER EEEEEVER thought Schaub would be in my life STILL even after leaving fighting for something """""better""""".
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>>66811903
He was a TRT exemption at one. Not natty
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whos ur nonblackgod boy heem?

>luke's blackgod package
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>>66811806
no. that guy a total faggot that escaped /b/ containment. he contributes nothing to /heem except the fact that he is a faggot. just like the annoying faggots at pride marches. like all of the "notice me notice mee notice meeee" faggots he is doing this out of desperation in an attempt to seek validity to his invalid life. he realizes that he is a genetic zero and his squeaking here is a misguided attempt at validity. he contributes nothing of value to the topic at hand. one day his posts will cease - a week will pass and someone may comment that the general faggotry at /heem has lessened greatly. that will be the result of his inevitible suicide. /heem will shrug and the world will keep turning

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>>66811492
>>66811573
>>66811765

pic related
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>>66811930
>/heem

I wouldn't have said anything but you did it twice.
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>>66811930

>tfw I only have two (You)'s there
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>>66811930
Is it the same one retard that is forcing the bull meme way too hard? The autist is on here every fucking day posting about it
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>>66811941

There is no slash after heem in the address bar, which is where the closing slash for boards comes from, you fucking mong
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>>66811930
/heem/ is a place for banter friend
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Just a reminder that GSP was 100% clean
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>>66811842
Why do they let DC do that fucking job, he is one of the most awkward people and he never seems comfortable doing it.
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>>66811930

>he contributes nothing to /heem except the fact that he is a faggot

well, that's more than what you can say.
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>UFC 199
So this is going to be my first UFC event ever and I'm excited about it even though I don't have the greatest seats, but looking at the card I think it'll be fun.

What should I look forward to that isn't covered in the UFC PPV, if anything. Also, is there anything I should be prepared for that a regular event mindset won't cover?
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>>66811999

>you'll literally be able to see Rockhold's dick through his shorts bro, without screens. Holy fucking god.
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>>66811999
The only two confirmed fights for the PPV are the title fights so far, I'd imagine Poirier-Green will be too

Strickland-Breese should be fun, I think it might headline the prelims

Obviously BJ-Siver if it isn't main card, might headline the prelims

If Ortega-Guida isn't main card that's one to lok out

Dunham-Santos too
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>>66812012

not if he's wearing a cup, which is bullshit desu
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>>66811999
Memorize every line of "I Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty, you're gonna be singing it a lot
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>>66811999
>BJ Penn vs Denis Siver is a legitimate fight that's happening in 2016
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>>66812026
>mfw Siver wins
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Reminder that GSP was on the gas.
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>>66811999
I'm going too. It'll be my third live UFC. I'm gonna try to go the weigh ins. Why are you awake at this hour if you live in LA? Do you work nights too?
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>>66812047
False

He passed the Durian-approved CIR test

He's unironically full natty brah

All he needs to do is go high-carb, starch based, 30 banana a day minimum, raw vegan, and he's one of our boys
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Reminder that GSP was on the gas and paid everyone off with Dana's help.
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>>66812033
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Reminder that GSP was not on the gas and paid many donations to charities that help weird looking people and didn't call Dana a real fite fan
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>>66812067

>baby dick
>one of our boys

no
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>>66812098
Weirdo
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>>66811999
>>66812059

fuck guys. I went to the London one in february and it was insane. One of the best nights of my life.
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Reminder that GSP was literally unironically on the gas and evidence was destroyed by Zuffa executives.
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>>66812083
eh... 're you crazy in da head, man? eh... I juss train 'arder
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>2016
>ngannou isn't your bull

what's you excuse? are you racist is that it???
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>>66812103

you're the one wanting baybay dick not me
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>>66812021
I'll be fun since both the wife and I are going to be rooting for our boy. If he loses I can't wait to hear his dad meme all over again.

>>66812026
mfw Penn vs. McGregor will happen in your lifetime

>>66812059
Yup, night shift bro reporting in. Were your other UFC events in L.A. too? They hardly come to L.A. and I was nowhere near the financial stability to go to one in the past. I can't wait to see it live, I want to see if Dana's bullshit "watching fights live is a whole different experience" meme is real.
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Reminder that the top 10 in each division are all using peds
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Reminder that GSP wasn't on the gas and poopooed on the Fertittas desk after a pootine binge
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>>66812132
Reminder that every man who is fitter than me is on PEDs.
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>>66812132

prove it
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>>66812128
None of them, you weirdo
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Reminder that Jones' BBC is cuming.
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>>66812160

no ur weird >:[
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>>66812120
stop shitting up heem with your gay meme
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>>66812120

USADA has been slacking
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>>66812185
USADA is corrupt and has many loopholes
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>>66812130
I went to Cain/JDS 1 at the honda center. Had tickets to 184 but got a refund when weidman bitched out. Also went to 194.
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>>66812187
It's an okay meme you're just repeating it too much. You are bringing down the quality of /heem/.
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>>66812187
>haha I'm just pretending to be a cuckhold
Epic
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