are you ready for chink domination?
>>66779641
>becoming a superpower with players who aren't born yet
I'm suspicious.
Are they gonna waterboard their players when they dont win like they did the 14 year old olympic gymnasts?
Seems more realistic than the Great Leap Forward
>>66779641
Well all they need is favelas and beach.Oh wait.
By importing black footballers they're hoping to raise their national average penis size
>our children's children will be good!
America is shooting for quarterfinals by 2030
who /lifelong/ here?
>>66779657
That explains half of your rise as a football nation then, now you just need to annex montenegro for the beaches.
>>66779641
China has a better chance of becoming an actual superpower than it does of becoming a "football superpower".
>>66779641
The Yellow Peril is here.
It'll happen. It's inevitable.
>>66779641
well they will be roided up to fuck for sure, just like their olympic athletes so I guess they have a chance
>>66779641
>2050
Literally no one on this board will be on this board. What the point?
>>66779650
Waterboarding is an American specialty though
>>66779641
good on them
At a least they are more realist.
>Project 2010 was a blueprint that United States Soccer Federation executives created in 1998 to ensure that the U.S. men's national soccer team could become a plausible contender to win the FIFA World Cup by the 2010 iteration. The Q-Report, the jumping-off point for Project 2010, was written by Carlos Queiroz.[1]
>Guatemala
top kek
>>66780193
>>66780227
AMERIFATS
B
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>2050
Well all be dead by then.
>China aims
China aims for a lot of shit I'm doubtful these soulless chinks can pull any of it off
>>66780312
40 years is a fucking long time though
>superpower by 2050
>banned by 2051 for drug abuse
I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords
>>66780374
fffuuuuvkvvvkk
>>66780374
no please
>>66780374
Did he died??
>>66780374
Jesus, does it have sound? Imagine the scream. Poor child must be scarred for life.
>>66780193
>>66780233
Hey Germany, don't make us wreck you, again.
>losing back to back world wars
>>66780374
AHAHAHAHAH... HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA
>>66779641
good luck heading the ball
>>66780374
the mother dies if reports were correct
>>66780374
Imagine if China got to host the world cup in 2018 for some reason and all of the teams had to stay in small hotels with standard Chinese infrastructure due to poor planning. I am just thinking of my beloved Portugal arriving at a 3 star hotel in Shanghai only to be told that the child labourer who usually takes guests bags and suitcases is unavailable because he had to go and hand craft the football boots for the tournament. I imagine them unhappy but going up to the escalator anyway with their bags. Ronaldo, my hero, in his last major tournament, goes last behind everyone else. He goes up the escalator smiling and waving to his adoring fans. His lack of wrinkles and high cosmetic surgery bills prove he has mastered plastic and now he is mastering china. But then a crash. At the top of the escalator the floor has collapsed. Ronaldo doesn't have time to react and before he knows it he is being sucked into the hole. He screams as his teammates try to pull him to safety. Ronaldo knows that if they manage to pull him to safety he will celebrate by taking his shirt off and showing his abs to the ambulance services whilst pretending he saved himself without help. He feels the metal gears making contact with his legs. He wants to start rolling around so he can get a penalty but he can't, he is trapped. He feels as trapped as he did under Benitez when he was asked to make a 'tackle' once every 6 games. The sound of his bones snapping is unbearable. Ronaldo screams 'TSSSUUUUUUUUUU' but even that is barely audible over the sound of his body being broken by the Chinese infrastructure. Eventually Ronaldo is pulled completely into the escalator and there is TSSSUUUUlence.
The next day a 4 year old Chinese boy comes to use the escalator. He notices a small red stain on one of the steps and bends over to touch it. He licks his finger. It tastes of tight white underpants and hair gel. In that moment he is inspired to become the greatest Chinese footballer ever.
>>66779675
what part of china are you from m8
>>66780083
Isn't it already?
>>66780166
Don't speak for the rest of us.
I have every intention to be here still and contribute top quality posts as my country is renown for doing.
>>66780617
From the Scottish part of China
Why do Americans always feel the need to mention China's torture and doping methods when their country has been doing the exact same thing for decades?
>>66780598
Cool story bro
>>66780598
you expect me to read all this shit nigga?
Is anyone else surprised it's taken this long? The Chinese are pretty decent at sports they actually care about (see Olympic events) and they're obsessed with proving their superiority and nationalism and shit (see how they abuse Olympic losers).
With football being the most popular sport on the planet, it only makes sense that the world's most populated country is targeting it to show its athletic superiority. How it took this fucking long, I don't know.
>>66779641
Absolutely.
Anything that keeps them away from good sports.
I wish those filthy slants would try actual American football.
Their shit would get REKT
>mfw an entire o-line of 5'3 rice fed gymnasts facing off against an all-star NFL D-Line
>mfw JJ Watt and Von Miller snapping chink spines
>mfw human sacrifice at midfield in honor of America's glory
>>66780514
>that flag
>that post
A Cultural Revolution is coming
>>66780083
>China isn't a superpower
They are 3rd. Behind USA (1st) and Russia (2nd). Followed by India (4th) and UK (5th). France is 6th. Somehow.
In terms of purely money, they're 2nd.
>>66780374
been on 4chan for 20 years, this still shocks me
>>66780805
>pooinloos above us and France
TOP. FUCKING. KEK.
I've been ready
>>66780825
Yeah. The equation combines lots of things. Money, oil reserves and military. India has access to shit tons of soldiers and if they enforced conscription, even more. Their hardware is American and Russian.
In a fight, India could certainly wreck so shit. There is a reason Pakistan don't do a conventional war and just go "I NUKE U INDIA" and India replies the same.
By 2020, UK might replace them in 4th due to the aircraft carriers, but who knows. Lots of shit is happening in the British military in 2020. Besides, Scotland will prob be Independent by then, apparently SNP think they can survive on their own, despite Salmond saying oil can't drop below $150 a barrel (at the time it was $175) and it's now at $30 a barrel. So, totally cool. So that means bye bye to regiments and shit.
Translation: We are going to find the best people in China with soccer traits and force them to breed.
I can see it happening. They already have a huge pool of kids to pick for the best talents. All they need is the infrastructure and the coching staff to be level. We all know that they love concrete so the first part is easy and for the second they can lure european coaches.
>>66780831
is this from this
>>66780860
Based Lao Yang
>>66780598
Toppest of keks my famalam
Take a reddit gold!
>>66780848
India has zero power projection (unless you count all the curry houses in britain), you can't be a true world power without it
>>66780374
why didnt they save her?
>>66780374
>tfw I remember seeing this on the news when i lived in South Korea
She was the kids grandmother
she dead
jej
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5h4X8DApIo
>>66782394
What the actual fuck.
Maybe they should look at improving their football infrastructure instead of spending cash on overhyped shitters that are wasting their time playing against "professionals" that are hardly better than amateurs.
and as soon as those foreign players are bored, they'll leave China after getting their last paycheck.
Just having more people play the sport doesn't mean you'll get more talented players. If the way these guys are trained isn't good, it won't matter, they'll just have more mediocre players that will get embarrassed by actually talented foreign players.
are there even one chinese football player playing in the top league in any european country?
>>66782598
yes okazi is winning the premier league
>>66779641
I'll be over almost 60. I don't think I'll care and by "superpower" they mean "a contender like France", not that they'll dominate it.
>>66782598
John Terry
As somebody who's seen the Chinese national team and Chinese Super League teams play live:
Kek. TOP kek.
>>66780166
speak for yourself normie
>>66780374
kek. The escalator just fucking ate her
>>66780848
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INS_Sindhurakshak_%28S63%29?wprov=sfla1
https://youtu.be/OVdkBhOQCqg
I'm lmao @ all the pathetic virgins (they've literally never had sex before) in this thread. I'm screencapping all of your posts ITT and posting them again in 35 years so us true /sp/bros can have a nice laugh.
>>66780166
>implying
>>66782492
The get big names strategy is to attract casual fans to the stadiums. MLS does it all the time. We did it with Ronaldinho.
>>66780805
You're confusing great power with superpower. A superpower is one of the two states in a bipolar world*. When China can stand on even footing with the US in military and economic power the way that the USSR could, and the two countries are far and away the dominant players in the international system, then it's a superpower.
*Although the word was invented by Brits in 1945 to refer to the US, USSR, and UK because they thought they were part of a tripolar world, lol
>>66782938
And I don't think that's ever going to happen, because by the time China catches up to the US, India will be a major player as well, and Russia probably isn't going anywhere. So we'll just have a bunch of great powers in a multipolar system, like back in the good old days before the World Wars.
>>66782827
What's your point? A Russian made sub sank. Woop-de-do. India is still No.4 on the list. Argue with people smarter than you.
>>66780860
>nigger going into complete stoic-ignoring-mode instead of listening what the chink is saying
>>66780699
Why do Germans feel the need to try point out past misgiving as if people don't know what happened in the 40s,
>>66780699
Nobody in this thread has mentioned torture except for you. And the only guy who mentioned doping is a Brit.
>>66780227
They were a plausible contender going into 2006 but that went really well lol.
>>66780860
I need sauce
>>66780083
please stop false flagging and making the rest of us look like fools
>>66779650
it works you spastic fuck
>>66783172
>past misgiving
>PAST
>>66783211
No they weren't
>>66780374
the absolute madwoman
>>66779641
It could happen
>>66783225
filename m8
documentary is on youtube
>>66780598
tippety toppety keks
someone buy this man reddit gold
>>66783352
'tis but a flesh wound
>>66779641
>2050
I dont think this cum drinking sport is even for me, lassies
>>66779641
Sounds like I won't have to be ready before 2050 so that's when you should ask that question again.
