>>66776706
>>66776706
Thanks for making the thread. Whenever I have made it, the M's lose.
Get your shit together M's. A big losing streak this early is guaranteed to keep fans away.
DP
P
>Miley is already through an inning where he gave up a hit
Christ he works fast
Well they seem to be taking better at bats than last night so far. That's a win, right?
>>66777086
I'll take anything at this point
thread is ded
Hey now. That's some good pitching
>Desmond being that mad over Miley pitching fast
sit down bitch boy
Woah, a walk?
Holy fuck. Who is this Mozara guy? Saved a run dammit.
I hate you Beltre.
TRUCKS, TRUCKS AND MORE TRUCKS
>>66777394
>hating Beltre
This m's season so far is like watching a murder.
There have been like 2 hard hit balls by the Rangers in this series. They are getting so ridiculously lucky with these hits it's painful.
This is like watching the bad news bears.
Now Miley has a torn whatever. We'll be seeing you soon Paxton.
Ugh.
I just can't do it tonight guys. See you tomorrow.
>>66777460
nigga too soon too soon
JFMSU
>>66777460
took me a few seconds
>>66777460
easy now
>>66777460
I was at the dentist this afternoon and I found out my dental hygienist is a "sports nut" as she called it. We talked about the Mariners and I realized it may be better to be at the dentist than watch them right now. I think she saw the pain in my eyes and went easy on my mouth.
welp
That's what those M's announcers get for making fun of based Beltre and his bantz.
welp, i'm going to bed
Hey
M's
Guys
See what happens when you talk shit after the first series of a game as if it was the perquisite to the entire season?
>The city of Shitattle
JUST
HAHAHAHAHAAH
REMEMBER WHEN MARINER FANS WERE SHITPOSTING.
GET FUCKED KEK
>>66777673
I still am senpai
>Talking shit after 3 games of a 162 game seaon
>>66777667
FUCK
>>66777673
Who is this jizz whiz?
>Seattle
Rangers will win the world series
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WE HAVE A LITERAL GOAT IN RIGHT FIELD
>tfw work right next to safeco field
>tfw have to stare at the stadium in disgust every day
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turn my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools," said I, "you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence
M's are suffering
Goddammit Odor
Rangers get?
>>66777702
My Daughter... Fuck Off
Has Cano hits only been homeruns?
>>66777782
What exactly is that woman trying to accomplish?
>>66777828
He had a single yesterday
>>66777782
I have the weirdest boner right now.
>>66777782
your daughter is hot 10/10 would bang
fucking seattle fags, this is why you lost the sonics
Rangers got this time to smoke something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jCfEN-Sju8
>>66777975
years of bad management? yeah. you're right.
Infield hits and errors is all they can get huh? What a joke.
>>66777990
gotta get more candy in my bubbles mane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YVvMfXXG7E
>this is now a country rap tunes thread since the m's suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uijHb5U1pD8
>tfw the thread is slow as fuck now that all the shitattlefags left
Top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwUjSl1xBTQ
>>66778049
2nd favorite UGK song, right before this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu5P4pOUuYk
>>66776706
Rangers literally are spics the team
>>66778058
Rangers fans weren't saying anything until they scored 5 runs.
>>66778075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5AOEbGjaRI
>>66778097
isn't racism prohibited by your state?
>>66778058
I'm still here
lmao stupid seattle bitch
>>66778097
We're pretty much Spics: the state at this point too... I went on a motorcycle trip to south TX a couple of years ago, rode around South Padre, Brownsville, Laredo, etc... Brownsville area is 98% hispanic, most of the other parts of south TX are are least 80% hispanic.
Derek Holland is CUTE!
would let him fuck my boypussy and then cuddle him afterwards
Based Aoki
D I N K S I N G L E S
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Asian contingent getting things started
>>66778156
faggots don't have rights here, be careful fruit cake
>>66778151
yea but i feel like that's on you guys, white people just don't breed like us
hopefully deportations happen soon
> tfw got into Texas AM for petroleum engineering but couldnt afford to attend because I am out of state
literally sick to my stomach. it was my dream school. fuck the american education system
>>66778118
I forgot token chink and steeerike three white murderer
>>66778203
>Texas A&M is your dream school
>>66778151
>yea but i feel like that's on you guys, white people just don't breed like us
True, I blame it mostly on Catholicism and their archaic stance on not using birth control ever under any circumstances.
>>66778219
it is the best school in the world for petroleum engineering lad
Jesus Christ the M's are bad. I feel bad for y'all.
>10 years, $210,000,000
why the hell am i still here?
>>66778219
Texas A&M has a top ranked engineering school, dickwad
>>66778219
Texas A&M is one of the best schools in the US for engineering. They even have 2 nuclear test reactors for their nuclear engineering students.
>>66778264
just to suffer
OFFICIAL UNSOLVED MYSTERIES POWER RANKINGS
1. Dyatlov pass incident
2. The Zodiac killer
3. Pete Carroll's SB49 playcalling
4. Max Headroom incident
5. JFK assassination
6. Why people like soccer
7. Jimmy Hoffa
8. The Mariners' ineptitude at Safeco Field
9. D. B. Cooper
10. Malaysia Airlines 370
9001. Roswell
9002. The Holocaust
9003. WTC 7
9004. Aaron Rodger's sexual orientation
90000000000000000000001. Why the janitor does it for free
>>66778290
> dyatlov pass
what is so mysterious about an avalanche?
>Single
>Turns it into a double
Why is Odor so based?
>>66778310
nigga some dude had his tongue cut off, that's a pretty shady avalanche
Did the M's LFer even try?
>BOOOOOOOOO
That's right seattlefags cry! CRT! I love your delicious tears
>B-b-but m-muh division
>M-muh world series prediction
Where are y'all fags at now?
>>66778310
There was high levels of radiation at the campsite
and some of the party had strange injuries
So did Seattle fans learn their place and learn not to shit talk at the beginning of a season?
Was 2001 the last time the Mariners were relevant?
>>66778340
Right here. M's World Series champs. This is our year Texass.
What the fuck Elvis?
>>66778344
Dubs confirm that seattlefags are eternally in the Cuckshed™
>>66778340
right here senpai
>>66778358
02 and 03 they won 93 games and barely missed the offs
so since 04 theyve been shit
>>66778290
Now I will associate Robert Stack with two horrible Seattle sporting items.
>>66778383
What about two years ago? One game away and the Texass Rangers couldn't fucking beat the A's to get us in on a tiebreaker. You wonder why M's fans hate Rags fans.
>>66778383
04 had Ichiro break the hit record
that was pretty much the last big thing until Felix's perfect game
>>66778412
Oh you mean the games that Josh fiddled around with his thumbs up his ass to cost us the series? Also the team was heavily injured at pitching that year
Can we both agree: fuck the Angels and fuck the A's?
>>66778437
Fuck California except for Yosemite
>>66778437
fuck the mariners as well
>>66778412
>Two years ago
That was because of a multitude of factors. Mostly Hamilton shitting the fucking bed.
Last year when we BTFO'd the Asstros and stole the division from them made up for that
>>66778437
Yes, I like you Mariners more than any other West Coast team.
>come home to this
end me
>>66778450
>flyover states
>>66778101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xptz6ILjVg&nohtml5=False
>>66778290
CREEPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHMGMddHT6Q&nohtml5=False
>be me
>watch an awful Canucks season come to an end
>see the M's start the season off right
>see what I'm seeing now
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>66778598
>buzzfeed
I hope you get one of pic related stuck in your urethra.
1/2 PRICE PAPA JOHN'S AGAIN TOMORROW RANGERBROS!!!!!!!!
>>66778646
Its the shortest video. Buzzfeed used to be cool in 2009. They taught me how to make homemade 4 loko
>>66778666
>Buzzfeed used to be cool in 2009.
>666
I'm not trusting anything you say, Satan.
>>66778666
Satan, I'll sell my soul to you if you let the Mariners make the playoffs this season
Based Holland
>>66778771
So glad he's back and healthy this year. Now I'm just waiting for the amazing YUUUUUUU to return as well.
>Hamels
>YUUUUUU
>A healthy Dutch
Jesus find me a better top 3 in baseball
>cano
Fuck you Nelson Cruz, I hope you get caught roiding again and get permabanned from the MLB.
0-5 at home for the first time in team history.
>Being a Mariners fan
gg. jfmsy
Well GG, see y'all tomorrow Marinerbros.
>>66778899
>those digits
Wasted tbho
HELLO WIN COLLUM
>>66779067
that post expresses my emotion perfectly actually
