please win edition
lineups:
>mest
1. Grandy
2. Wright
3. Cespedes
4. Duda
5. Walker
6. Conforto
7. Cabreba
8. d'Arnaud
9. Thor
>marlels
1. Gordon
2. Ozuna
3. Yelich
4. Stanton
5. Bour
6. Dietrich
7. Hechavarria
8. Mathis
9. Fernandez
I don't care about either of these teams. My AL and NL are resting tonight. I'm here for heaters !
>>66772964
>heaters
you're in the right place
>>66773002
I never miss a Thor start unless the Sox and Cards are playing interesting games on that game.
I was in Miami for a brief vacation last month, since it was tropical and domestic. Worst vacation ever, I'm never letting my passport expire again.
Please win Mest!
2 strikeouts already. Probably Safe to say the Marlins won't be having such an easy time hitting tonight.
duda is such a clown
>5Ks already
unreal
Thor is insane....I don't carw which team you root for for, just watching this work batters is insane.
Syndegoat confirmed for 20K's tonight.
It's official now that Keith said it, Thor is the second coming of Nolan Ryan. 5 K's already holy SHIT. Where are those skills you taught the Marlins lineup now Barry?
lol rip ump
That ump is pretty based, how the fuck did he stay on his feet.
That ump was an inch away from being a top internet video
Syndegaard and Fernandez
Bad mechanics
Yikes
Pls don't kill your elbow thor.
wew david
fernandez looks shaky though
WHY CANT WE FUCKING SCORE RUNS THIS YEAR REEEEEEEEEE
>>66773680
Don't worry, his shoulder will go first
Is there any starting pitcher that can match Thor's stuff?
thor is so fucking good holy shit
>Hernandez breaking up the perfect game
Fuck off
>>66773427
Thor's last start I bet that he'd get over 6 strikeouts and made a few bucks. Decided not to bet today because the payout was for 8 Ks and I was concerned that there was a chance Marlels actually have a GOAT hitting lineup this year. Oh well.
SEVEN IN THREE. DO WE GET FREE SUBWAY WHEN HE GETS OVER 10 K'S AGAIN?
>tfw no qt mets fan gf to come home to and watch the games with
jesus what a fucking letdown yo
BRING IN THE FENCES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING WIND REEEEEEEE
how the fuck did that not go out?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
mother nature pls
I wonder how it feels being a blue jays fan, they must be angry right.
murphy would never make that play in a thousand years
>Doody
Loving having a real defensive shortstop this year. Cabrera is based.
my god that slider tho
>>66774031
>>66774001
>>66773998
just tuning in. what I miss?
>>66774358
cespedes could have had a HR but wind pulled it back
>>66774358
Cepedes hit a hanging curveball a ton, and it just went on the warning track. Typical april winds.
>wind blowing in hard from left field
>mets hitters hit fly balls to left every AB
You morons hit it on the ground or to right, the wind is unstumpable tonight
are you fucking kidding me ump
that was below his knees
that ball was so low it almost went into the dirt.
>>66774484
SNY commentators jinxed it by talking about bad umpire calls earlier
MAJOR WORLD
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>>66774515
> implying you wouldn't HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK!
Hi I'm Cindy from Lee's Toyota ;D
>YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
>4.2 innings
>10 Ks
literal GOAT
>>66774556
>tfw you will never snuggle in between Cindy's massive tits
Why even live?
pls get noah the win
pls
>lelich
Get fucked, Yelich.
>>66774761
>mets
>rewarding a solid pitching performance
>stealing 3rd with a lefty up against a power pitcher
wew lad
12 through 6 for the future cy young
>those fucking flashbacks to orgo
I took it sophomore year but seriously fuck orgo
I was subbing a bio class and some of the kids had "organic chemistry" written on their binder and it turns out it was a unit on amino acids and I was like
>what the fuck is this bullshit this isn't orgo
Thanks White Murphy
>keith as a history professor
very plausible
good hustle yo
>>66775200
i mean how comfy is the SNY team. half the fun of being the mets fan is listening to these bros
>>66775217
Vin is going to die at the end of the season leaving the Mets with the best booth in all of sports
WHAT A FUCKING WASTE
JUST HIT A POP FLY JESUS CHRIST`
>>66775217
GKR is unironically the best booth in baseball
Were going to lose at least one of our ace starters next year if we can't support their amazing starts this season
>M&Ms are now the official chocolate of the New York Mets
neat
damn thats tough as fuck for wright, turning to look back the runner before even having the ball
>>66775262
>>66775262
None of them are free agents
Harvey is ours through 2018
deGrom through 2020
and Thor though 2021
>ichiro gets a hit
>no run scores
best outcome desu
NOW YOU MAKE THE FUCKING THROW DUDA
WHY COULDN'T YOU DO THAT IN THE WORLD SERIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Duda with a good throw at home
WHERE WAS THIS GAME 5 REEEEEEEE
I would think ichiro of all people would know to aim for the front of the bag
GET A FUCKING RUN THOR DOESNT DESERVE THIS
>7 IP
>12 K, 1 BB
>1 ER
>ND
DEAZA YOU FUCKING NIGGER
WHY WOULD YOU TAKE 2 FASTBALLS DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLATE ON A 3-0 COUNT
FUCKING STUPID FAGGOT FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MIGHT AS WELL LEFT NOAH IN THERE AT LEAST HED TAKE SOME SWINGS. FUCK.
>tfw no qt run support
>Its a wasted start episode
Didnt take that long
This team won't finish better than fourth, at best. this offense is puke worthy. only the Twinks are worse.
Dee Gordon is easily the most obnoxious hitter in the league. Holy shit.
i HATE THE MARLINS
if the marlins score a run this inning ill post a dick pic
LETS GO METS!
>>66775706
You know what I hate the most out all this?
How much they keep pushing Cespedes. Almost every ad has him in it as if he's hot shit. This spic can't fucking hit for shit.
He swings at anything in the dirt and anything that ends up on the other side of the batter box. For someone who is getting so much money to play ball he has no discipline whats so ever.
And the manager is too pussy to tell him anything.
>foul
>foul
>foul
>foul
THROW AN OFF SPEED PITCH YOU OLD FUCK, CHRIST.
Fuck off Gordon you pesky little nig.
>i'll try throwing 10 outside fastballs in a row, that's a good trick
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Of course, because why not.
Marlins are gonna taking the lead I bet.
of fucking course.
>conforto
>good fielder
pick literally only one.
>>66775825
He threw one and got bit in the ass.
>>66775890
>any mets player outside of Juan
>good fielder
inb4 Stanton dinger
Mets lose 4-1
See you tomorrow guys
this inning is so fucking interminable jesus
Hahaha
Can you do any worse Henderson?
Haha get rekt Stanton
Stop leaning over the plate faggot.
impressed that travis caught that one
Fuck. You. Henderson.
>>66776134
inb4 in the park grand slam
nice going henderson you fucking faggot
Oh boy. It's like it's 1962 again!
>40-120
>Make the eries last year
>Losing the the marlels this year
Is it too soon to buy some rope, senpaitachi?
gg
wow, it's game over
Marlins win. What a fucking waste of a start. at this point i'm hoping for a last place division finish so that Wright'll be benched, Cespeshit will fuck off, Harvshit gets traded and the coaching staff gets revamped.
>even if this team finishes last only one of these things will happen, can you guess which?
>take Syndergaard out
>use 3 fucking pitchers just to eat 1 inning
fucking faggot Terry and his pussboy pitch counts
>>66775791
Do it.
Look at that.
A great pitching performance thats not only wasted but the team also loses because the offense forgets how to hit.
>>66776414
>forgets
They've hit in one game this season. Against the Phillies. his is the norm for the lineup, shit offense, shit players, shit year incoming.
>Barves still losing
Small comfort
season is over
time for 2017
I hate this entire lineup, 1 to 8. Bunch of fucking pussies, too scared to swing, more content trying to take walks.
>>66776566
Who ever the batting coach is needs to be fired ASAP
It all keeps tumbling down
>barves
>>66776637
should've got Bonds
lets go fish!
>>66776674
When did the Marlins get him? If thats the case I'm surprised their not doing better.
>>66776700
Fins are doing better than I expected this month.
>>66776745
They got him this year.
>>66776745
just this year...we're doing great and getting better every game
Wright does it again
>>66776797
>>66776800
Makes sense. Guess these guys will be a force to be reckoned with by the end of the year.
Honestly, this is sad to watch. I really did not like them getting Walker or Cabrera, which were basically Cuddyer-tier signings.
I did have a bad feeling in the back of my mind about how the offense might be this season...And now it seems to be coming true. Hope it doesn't keep up. That would be really sad.
>>66776881
Thats how I feel too, amazing starting pitchers an amazing closer, average tier relief pitchers.
And terrible batters. So sad to see these pitchers are going to lose so many games cause of the shitty batting.
this kind of start to a season after an eries visit against these teams is the kind of thing to kill anny kind of optimism for a team.
>le swing at balls and watch strikes team
>imb4walkoff
>>66777123
This has been their motto last season and so far this season as well.
Marlins are now 3-3 fuck yeah
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
3 swings and 3 misses, sit the fuck down and hang your head in shame
>le frustrating to watch fifth place finish team
fuck this. bunch of losers.
What a terrible game, I'm glad I only started watching on the 6th inning.
Haha
Where are those "At least they made it last year" fuckers?
>>66777173
>.500
>second place team
I just hope this avoids making it the same boring NL East it's been for years. Make it exciting, Fins.
Will one of the Mets' young pitchers be traded this season for a bat? At this rate, could that happen?
>>66777235
I hope so. Please let it be Fatt Harvshit.
Fucking Murphy was our entire offense. This whole lineup needs to go.
>>66777271
I'll be happy fi they dump everyone and replace them with the AAA team
Will I even ever have anyone like me. Im just annoying. Never even had a girl show interest. Please guys
>>66776881
That's a bit unfair, Walker and Cabrera are competent fielders and don't get injured every week. A healthy player who isn't producing can come in as a defensive sub or pinch hitter, but someone on the DL can't.
Would like to see Dilson get called up again, he did something last year against Aroldis Chapman that was like what Dee Gordon did today.
