>tfw City and Liverpool into European semifinals
>tfw current squad is a disaster
>tfw Rooney here forever
>tfw Van Gaal here forever
>tfw even if Van Gaal does go we're going to appoint a jaded paranoid nutter
>tfw I don't have a sad Man Utd Pepe image
>pep, pogba, laporte, stones, gundogan still coming
i'm so fucking sorry bro
>>66770593
>pep, pogba, laporte, stones, gundogan still coming
haha sure
>>66770593
>stones
he is fucking shite
>>66770747
he'll be our 4th choice cb
>>66770545
And De Gea is leaving
>>66770593
>stones
No thanks
I got you senpai
don't worry, you guys will still make the europa league
>>66770884
id rather not be in it desu were manchester united not fucking stoke
>being a man poo fan
>>66770925
oh, don't worry, I meant it as an insult
> Manchester is blue tonight
>>66771004
Yeah, was a rousing atmosphere at the Etihad tonight.
>>66770545
At least you don't own benteke and balotelli
>>66771229
how was the atmosphere at old toilet?
>>66771449
save us china
>>66771510
You ever been to Manchester?
>>66771688
yes twice 2012 and 2014
>>66771688
>man u fan asking if someone else is from manchester
my fucking sides
>>66771713
This.
Man United truly are the plastics team of choice, but then they try to swipe that title off by saying their a "Global Brand". It's truly fucking shocking.
>>66771713
>>66771846
Was just a question. I wasn't implying anything.
You're very prickly.
Finally players having Balls to stand up and say something
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/7067977/Clueless-Manchester-United-players-turn-on-Louis-van-Gaal-after-Tottenham-shambles.html
>THE GOAT FERGIE THREW HIS SAUSAGE SARNIE IN DISGUST WHEN HE HEARD WE LOST 3-0 while VAN GAAL SAT THERE TAKING NOTES
Spot the difference
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/7067723/Manchester-United-legend-Alex-Ferguson-throws-a-banger-after-flops-drop-a-clanger-against-Tottenham.html
>United finish 4th
>City finish 5th
>Liverpool and City win EL and CL
>United don't get CL spot
welp
>>66772298
All this must be killing Sir Alex. Less than three years after he left, he's watched his empire crumble. Not only has United been leap frogged by City, Arsenal and Chelsea in quality, but also by Tottenham, West Ham and Leicester. The Tottenham defeat was sad and very sobering, especially with how routinely and comfortably Fergie beat them. From top to bottom the club has made the wrong decisions since his departure.
>>66772435
>All this must be killing Sir Alex
Hopefully it does soon
>>66772435
>From top to bottom the club has made the wrong decisions since his departure.
It's actually been pretty astonishing, how a club can fuck up that badly is a miracle
>>66772435
What gets me is how passionate SAF still is to throw his sausages lol, while Van Gaal just sat there, like another day at the office
>>66772463
Careful on that edge mate.
>>66772435
Its not like he hand picked Moyes did he?
>>66771572
more cats and stats
less pussy
pls
>>66772298
>During half time with the score 0-0,Pochettino came in, said "Lads, it's man United" and walked out.
>>66772298
>The Sun
Mou pls.
>>66770545
At least you're not stuck with Wenger.
>>66772608
No. His first choice was Ancelotti who had already committed himself to Real Madrid. Mourinho had promised Abramovic he'd return to Chelsea, with London also being important to his family. Guardiola had his not-so-secret pre contract with Bayern. Klopp also confirmed that Fergie talked to him but he was adamant about doing another year with Dortmund. Then came Moyes... at least fourth on the list with zero chance of turning the job down. Fergie definitely rated Moyes highly as a coach, but the leaks about him being his personal first choice seems like more of a favour to the club and Moyes.
>>66770545
Why would you need a sad pepe for all of that good news?
>>66772925
Being stuck with the specialist in failure is unironically better than being stuck with Lang Baal.
>>66770545
>>tfw City and Liverpool into European semifinals
Okay 1st thing 1st, Liverpool are in the Joker League. Completely irrelevant. Secondly, City are going to get BTFO by whoever they play so no big deal. It also means two more games for them to fuck up their schedule and take their eyes of 4th spot.
>>tfw current squad is a disaster
No, it's not. van Gaal is a disaster. We have promising GOATS. de Gea, Smalling, Jones, Shaw, Fosu-Mensah, Pereira, Martial, Rashford etc. Under a competent manager they'll flourish.
>>tfw Rooney here forever
Mourinh will take over and bench/sell him if he doesn't perform. On the bright side, a new manager like Mourinho might get the best out of Rooney and he'll go back to being 3rd best in the world once more.
>>tfw Van Gaal here forever
He's got less than 2 months. It's already confirmed.
>>tfw even if Van Gaal does go we're going to appoint a jaded paranoid nutter
No, he's the most successful active manager in the world. He had one bad season. He's coming back stronger than ever.
>>tfw I don't have a sad Man Utd Pepe image
You don't need one. The happy one is the one you need. The future is bright as fuck. We are the richest club with the best manager. We can't possibly lose. Treble confirmed.
>>66772298
>lads, its tottenham
Oh how the time has change.
>>66777385
I know it's bait, but I just want a nibble.
>>66777385
>3rd best in the world once more.
kek, british delusion gets me all the time
>>66771449
Hey my dad worked as a peacekeeper in your country. Said that it wasn't too shabby.
>>66772435
>implying he's not happy because it will make people remember him even more and better
Is van Gaal a secret ABU?
>>66779957
Just incompetent. And arrogant. Maybe senile as well.
>>66770545
>Bale and Ibrahimovic on the brink of being confirmed transfers
yeah im tearing up for you OP
>>66770545
Ashley young
GK
>>66780523
Bale will never leave RM and he certainly won't come to utd if he does
How bad are they going to get rekt tonight, lads?
>>66781053
Got a fiver on it, not that I enjoy seeing united lose, I just know they will
Fergytime wasn't going to last forever you fucking dirty manc tossers
I hope Lang Baal is there forever
So tonight will see Utd go out of the last title their eligible for, will this be Van Gaal's last game, or is it going to continue to be drawn out until the summer? This is getting boring now.
>all this pessimism
Come on lads, it's only West Ham. Even Arsenal put 3 past them recently.
>>66781174
>Fosu-Mensah out
We'll get raped by Carroll, Payet and Lanzini.
The United attack will continue to run in straight lines, passing only sideways.
This won't be pretty tonight.
>>66781422
Probably going to be a dire 2-0 lose or a 1-0 win
>>66780523
>34 yo tap in master
good thing they won't be in the CL so he won't choke there
