3-0
Alli, Alderweireld, Lamela
>YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIT
Classic banter there
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIT
>tfw my steam is still 2-0
fuck
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
YOU'RE SHIT
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
YOU'RE SHIT
hope that's ended any thought Woodward had of keeping Van Gaal on
>kane
IT'S OVER
LEICESTER IS DONE
TOTTENHAM WIN THE LEAGUE!!!!
>this top top top bantz
>poochester united
>when De Gea leaves Manure
BAH GAWD IT'S KANE
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
nth for alemal
MAKE IT 6
A
K
E
I
T
6
>>66725630
if LVG stays I will personally smack woodward in the face
cannot beleive he thinks this shit is acceptable
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
it's sad that despite how absolutely shit manure have been all season, they are still 5th
>United so awful that Poch can go for a shit in the middle of the game
kek
>0-0
>put my last tenner on United
>3-0
Welp
>van laal
You just can't make this shit up!
Jesus Christ if United didn't have De Gea they'd be so fucked.
Could easily be 5-0 down here.
POONITED FANS TEARS
>LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA
>de gay
At least United fans only need to catch a short tube ride home
Please stop Spurs, we're already dead.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>So this is how man utd dies? With thunderous applause
Who is worse, Liverpool or United?
I'd have said Liverpool, but at least they have a good manager
>Alright lads, I need another goal for table 2, double time!
>>66725691
YEAH WOW IF A TEAM DIDNT HAVE A KEEPER THEY WOULD CONCEDE MORE WHAT ARE THE CHANCES HOLY SHIT
>>66725691
I reckon most teams would struggle without a goalkeeper
anyonw have the new meme logo of MU? From the misspelling thread?
Chances Van Lel will still be in a job tomorrow?
STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED STATUS = TONKED
>that feel when LVG is finally dead and buried
it's a good day
didn't even watch the game, who the hell expected anything much different?
YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT VAN GAAL
IN EVERY WAY
>>66725701
top notch post tbqh
>>66725729
CHAT SHIT GET TONKED
LAMELA OUT WHEN?
:^)
>>66725692
I'm fucking glad we're getting slaughtered, we need to rebuild
*sigh*
I thought Manure fans told me that De Gea is the best keeper in the world?
>>66725727
100%
>We're not a sacking club
Moyes in when?
>YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG >YOUNG
crapchester shitnited ;-)
>>66725719
It wasn't funny the first time
>>66725673
Did the goal happen while he was gone?
CHIMPOUT
FIGHT FIGHT
let them fight
>>66725727
100%, still in the fa cup
kek
memepiss is pathetic
CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>>66725751
He is. It's the defenders that's the problem.
>>66725727
Very high, top 4 is still mathematically "possible".
get that HOT HEAD outta here
memepiss getting a bit angry rofl
LOL SHITSKIN IS MAD
CHIMP
OUT
>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads. >It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.>It's Tottenham, lads. >.It's Tottenham, lads.
OOK OOK OOK OOOK
LADS, ITS UNITED
>manurshit pooshitsted
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OGREEEEEE
THEY ARE LOSING IT
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
DEPOO
>>66725721
>>66725723
autism, just autism
>memepiss
>memepiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObuW1xfatSM&nohtml5=False
Martial is shit omg
he's just a waste of space, i knew hes gonna become shit after his first month a united full of hype
>MEMPISS DEPOOP
>memepiss degay
MEMPHIS YOUR DAD IS COOL
MEMEPISS CHIMPOUT
>>66725751
he not even the best keeper in Manchester la
>memeface
negro's gonna nig.
>>66725747
You have been rebuilding since 2012
>>66725712
there's a very important difference between the two.
>Memepiss chimp out
>>66725762
Yes kek
>>66725712
Origi > Memetial
Klopp > Phylosopee
Liv defense < Utd defense
>DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO >DEPOO
>>66725729
T O N K E D
>united fan
>need to go to toilet
>"nothing will happen while im gone"
>come back
>3-0
>tfw i am united's defense
>>66725771
Walker was the one who lost his head 2bf
>>66725756
Anytime now 2bh
http://strawpoll.me/7335931
http://strawpoll.me/7335931
>>66725747
>United's cuck mentality
>>66725823
rip in pieces.
Memphis looked shook
>Memepiss
>Memetial
>Memeford
>Memegard
Why do they have the same player 4 times ? They look like clones.
Reminder that what you've just seen was the most significant pitch action Memepiss took part in this entire fucking season.
He will be loaned out to Wigan Athletic later this year.
Autism
>>66725747
So what do you call the last three seasons and £300m+ spent on "players"?
>>66725836
t. memphis
>>66725823
Only Fergie could build this club since he left its been souless
>little dutch boy being manhandle by Kyle
lel
>>66725833
Poch was taking a piss when the 3rd goal came in too
webm of the chimp out?
at least I'm getting lots of fantasy points lol
Is there a bigger flop than Memepiss?
It's Man Ure Lads!
>>66725747
>66725747
how many times you gonna rebuilt your team? lmao
All went to shit after fosu mensah went off
If only Depay held on to his father to way he did to Walker.
>Leicester still 7 points clear
Guys, can you be quiet a bit? Trying to watch the game.
>>66725789
TOP FUCKING KEK
FILOOOSOFEE FTL
Memepiss is the definition of big fish in a small pond getting devoured in the big pond.
>>66725813
Hart is a good keeper, he just tends to let shots in if they are on target
YIDDO yiddo YIDDO yiddo
How come Spurs is a jew club?
>>66725541
>conceed 3 goals in 6 mins...
>implying you will even qualify for europa
kek!
we already have the europa cup in the bag m8
Who would win lads, Walker or Memepiss?
memphis should've gotten a red
>>66725839
>tfw expected mourinho to be top voted
you silly memers, you
>>66725885
Accept it and ride the ManU banter train.
>>66725842
that's the look when you realize you're in over your head mate
>>66725712
United are far worse currently
>>66725852
Players being bought who don't care about the club but saw a nice paycheck
>>66725837
That pic would be better if it was Nani holding a 5 year contract.
>>66725845
just like drogba, henry and eto'o are clones of each other
>>66725747
>I'm fucking glad we're getting slaughtered
The words of a cuck
ABU'S WIN AGAIN
>>66725833
in australia do you need to piss in some kind of astronaut toilet to prevent it from just pouring down onto your face?
T O N K E D
O
N
K
E
D
>>66725760
>tfw you will never be as funny as man united's defence
>>66725877
Benteke
>costs more
>older
>PL experience
>benched by fucking Origano
Can't wait until Manure gets Mou and the club is ruined even further.
>Fosu-Mensah out
>conceded 3 goal
Fosu Mensah is GOAT
GET IN HERE
>>66717787
>>66717787
>>66717787
>>66725885
They would lose to West ham and draw with Chelsea.
Hazard with his first goal of the season to end Leicester's title hope in the last game of the season
Screen cap this
>>66725747
>This hasn't been happening for the past 3 years
>>66725869
Van Gaal is literally autistic.
All he does is making weird signs in his notebook.
Do something you absolute madmanure.
I wish van shit wouldn't stay seated every game. He needs to stand up more and scream at the players.
>>66725900
memepiss
OOOOOOH DELE ALLI
OOOOOOH DELE ALLI
OOOOOOH DELE ALLI
KNEES BENT ARM CROSSED LALALA
>take Fossil off
>concede 3 in 6 minutes
>>66725640
Who dis?
Manpoo Urinated
>>66725922
yeah we call it a "teliot"
>Arsenal fan and despise Tottenham
>ABU 4 lyfe
Strange feels right now tbqh.
>memepiss
>>66725909
That nigga got schlonged
>>66725945
They should call him Kyle Runner not Walker, right lads?
>>66725949
>our entire defence resting on an 18 year old
LVG is such a genius
>>66725917
These tactics don't deserve to win
These tactics don't deserve Man Utd
Call them Man Red or something its SHIT
>3-0 down
>"Ok Anthony you can play as a striker now"
YOU'RE AN INCOMPETENT CUNT LOUIE
>They should call him Kyle Runner
YOU NOW REALIZE 18 YEAR OLD FOSU-MENSAH WAS THE ONLY THING HOLDING THE MANCHESTER UNITED DEFENSE TOGETHER
YOU NOW REMEMBER WHEN HE WENT OFF IT 0-0 AND 5 MINUTES LATER IT WAS 3-0
>>66725939
>tfw you can almost smell it
>only 3-""""""""nil""""""""""
>>66725920
Because this means United now almost certainly won't get top 4 and LVG will get sacked? Some win.
KANE IS DED
>>66725945
Savage
OH LOOK DARMIAN'S SIDE AGAIN KEK
>NOT BRINGING ON VALENCIA'S PACE
I want Leicester to win the league (and they will do anyway) but what a six minutes from Spurs. The Lamela goal was absolutely superb football.
>>66725945
wow rude
Kyle Walker = Hard lad soft nappy
>>66725939
kek I love being black
>>66725945
SAVAGE
>>66725928
that's because he doesn't fit klopp's style rather than he doesn't score
>>66725945
#rude
Predictions for Bang Laal's post match interview?
>Muh bus
>Muh traffik
>>66725874
Me too. Except I have de Gea.
>>66725945
with no regard for human life
>>66725882
he's the new rashford tbf
>the crumbling hovel of Manchester
HE'S SPENT 200 MILLION POUNDS ON THIS SHOWER OF SHITE
HIS ONLY GOOD PLAYERS ARE 14 YEAR OLDS FROM THE YOUTH TEAM
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66725945
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY
So with this result is Van laal out?
DAILY REMINDER VAN GAAL WILL BE THERE NEXT SEASON
DAILY REMINDER VAN GAAL WILL BE THERE NEXT SEASON
DAILY REMINDER VAN GAAL WILL BE THERE NEXT SEASON
DAILY REMINDER VAN GAAL WILL BE THERE NEXT SEASON
>>66725986
>Man Red
This isn't PES m8
>>66725945
Deep burn
is chadli going bald?
MEMEPISS
>>66726048
He literally won't. Cap this post.
Should've just kicked off at the original time. Not like it made a difference.
Is van Gaal the Wenger of ManU?
>Bringing on Kagawa for the last 2 minutes just to rub it in
>next up The Leicester City Story
LMAO ITS FUCKING REAL NBC WHAT THE FUCK
>>66725990
Yep
That just shows, what a player who wants to play for the shirt can do
MEMEPISS DEEPFRIED
Is it possbile that another club save martial from that sinking dutch ship?
pls
>>66725985
>you actually thinking this is the case
You are such a genius.
lads, it's lang baal
>>66725986
>Man Red
you need a von mistelraum desu
a genie comes to you and offers you a choice: LVG as manager for your club for the next 20 years or your mum dies in her sleep tonight
which do you pick?
>>66725939
sauce
>>66726075
moderate kek
At least you fucks will sack your useless manager, we're stuck with Wenger until his deathbed.
>implying Mourinho even WANTS this awful """team"""
>>66726087
Im basically the next LVG mate
>>66725939
>a dozen people trying to finish that elephant
who is 190cm master race's favourite footballer of past or present? kyle walker? chris kamara? anyone know?
>>66726010
Hard lad soft dog tongue
>>66726075
>Señors, es Utd que?
kek
Lamala is pretty, lads. No homo doe
>>66726075
FUCK
>>66726075
sides
>>66726053
KYLE NIGGER LE KEKED BY HIS OWN DOG MAN
>>66726069
United should have just stayed in the hotel and given Spurs a 3-0 automatic win, saves everyone's time and energy.
>hairstyle
>>66726075
kop tek
>>66726075
top kek
>>66726108
paul scholes
>>66726091
going over my parents house tonight, will be good to enjoy one last meal with her desu
mourinho will be klopp's assistant coach desu
Yeah yeah get it out of your system ABUs. Mourinho will fire us to a title next season.
im not even watching this shit. im here for the memes.
give me some memes.
>>66726130
Corean subhuman
>4 minutes
>>66726090
>What u on about m8
WHATS MY AGE AGAIN?
WHATS MY AGE AGAIN?
Just like their bus to the match, everything was smooth until a bump in the road
>>66726075
i rank this
>>66726108
Are kev
jesus christ darmian, fix that shit on your face
>>66726075
This is one of those jokes white cunts get that black cunts don't get?
>>66726150
Don't Embarrass us Pal, We probably won't win a trophy for a good two years now
>Chad Lee
is there are more fucking normie name in football than this?
>0 (zero) shots on target
>>66726075
Oh fuck
>Boo Ashley Young all game for being a diver
>Your best player dives to try and win a penalty at 3-0 up
SCUM
C
U
M
>>66726187
no it's one of those jokes newfags don't get
>>66726177
0/10 not even slightly clever
>>66725945
>>66726152
My wife's son just lit his United jersey on fire and it's ruining the carpet, what should I do?
JUST
>>66726201
sabe pa
>>66726052
>he plays EA™ FIFA™
Stay cuck
>>66726221
ABU bunker thread, been a while lads
(no ABUs allowed)
>>66726152
>>66726164
>he doesn't know von mistelraum
do you even pes lad?
>>66726202
Lee is normie? fack off
That should have been a penalty
>>66726214
>implying that was even a dive
>>66726075
Sorry I am a moron, is he saying "Are this united club old?"
Or something along those lines?
