>#1 at Boxing
>#1 at Formula 1
>#1 at Rugby
>#1 at Football
>#1 at Olympics per capita
>#1 at Darts
>#2 at Cricket
>#2 at Tennis
>#3 at Golf
Is 2016 England the greatest sporting nation to have ever existed? There's not a single relevant sport that we aren't in the top 3.
>>66705051
Were number #1 at Tennis m8
THE WORLD ENVY US
>>66705051
Darts World Cup
Every Golf Major
Rugby World Cup
Football World Cup
Cricket World Cup (T20)
Every Tennis Grand Slam
The Tour de France
Snooker World Cup
Ryder Cup Winners
The Commonwealth Games
Boxing World Champions (Every weight)
UFC TUF World Championship
The Olympic Games
Davis Cup Winners
Moto GP World Championship
Baseball World Cup
Indy Car World Championship
Squash World Champions
Formula One World Championship
Had 6 Different Clubs To Win The European Cup
Had 3 players to win the super bowl
Ice Hockey World Cup
Taekwondo World Champions
Judo World Champions
Touring Car World Champions
World Rally Champions
World Table Tennis Champions
>>66705051
I don't lnow 2012 was bretty good
Chelsea won the champions league against all odds
Team GB did very well in both Olympics and Paralympics
Rory Mcilroy won the 2012 PGA and is ranked #1 in golf
Andy Murray won a grand slam, the 1st British to do so in 76 years
Bradley Wiggins won the tour de France for Britain for the 1st time
Red bull won the F1 constructers title and had a driver win the world title
England cricket ranked #1 in ODI’s & beat India away for the 1st time in 28 years
A large British contingent inspired the greatest comeback in the Ryder cup history
Manchester city won the premier league on goal diff with the last kick of the season
England football team got to the finals of the Euros and were undefeated in open play
Alastair Cook became the youngest player to pass 7000 runs in the history of test cricket
England destroyed world champions New Zealand by the largest score in English rugby
history
Frankel a British tougher bred, wins 14 in a row making him the greatest racing horse of all time
>>66705051
Who's 1 and 2 at golf?
>>66705450
Some Australian guy and Spieth
>>66705051
>#1 at rugby
u wot m8
>>66705544
U heard
>>66705603
Not even top 3 for any of the forms of cricket according to ICC.
Rugby not even close to #1
>darts
Only ever relevant in the UK. Nobody else in the world cares
You have heavyweight covered in boxing but are non existent in any of the other weight classes for boxing
cant even cherry pick very well..
>>66705051
COME ON ENGLAND
>>66705051
>#1 at Darts
Netherlands are #1 2bh
You forgot #1 at inventing sports and then going out in the group stages at the world cups
>>66705955
stop shitposting and start becoming relevant again, Whitlock.
>>66705051
no. 1 at Rugby?
wtf mate
>doing worse than the US in a world cup
1215: Barons of King John draw up the Magna Carta, and invent democracy
1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.
1707: England and Scotland, the two greatest nations on Earth, unite to form Ubernation Great Britain. The world looks on in awe.
1781: Great Britain starts the Industrial Revolution by building the world's first iron bridge. The world thanks Britain for dragging them out of the stone age.
1859: England's Brave Charles Darwin invents evolution. Will be used to troll Americans for centuries to come.
1928: Sir Alexander Fleming single handily kicks death in the balls by inventing antibiotics, saving billions worldwide
1942: Alan Turing invents the computer. The British government call him a fag.
1953: Watson and Crick invent DNA. No one else understands.
1972: David Bowie releases the seminal The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
1989: Sir Tim invents the World Wide Web, the internet, WIMP, email, wi-fi and 4chan, all in one afternoon.
2012: Great Britain hosts the Greatest Olympics of All Time. The world bows down in amazement. England's Brave Andy Murray cements GB's reputation by becoming the Greatest Sportsman Ever.
2015: Sir Tysonious Furington defeats the evil communist Russian boxer Wladimir Bitchko freeing the world and boxing from his tyrannical reign and once again proving English warriors are the greatest the world has ever seen. Less than 24 hours later England's Protector of the Realm Andrew 'England' Murray removes the skin and soul of the Belgian Chocolate Munching Paedophile David 'Shit' Goffan and his Belgian Chocolate Munching Paedophile pals
I wonder if the English learned modesty and finally dropped their blatant inferiority complex disguised by an implausable superiority complex, if they had won 3 ECs and 4 WCs.
>>66705450
America
>>66706293
Don't forget you're also #1 at having humble fans.
>>66705051
>#1 at Football
hi
>>66706667
#1 at humbling their fans for sure though
>>66706238
Didn't the greeks or romans do democracy first?
>>66706824
Ancient Greece is just stories m8, none of that actually happened.
Roman's called it democracy but they had slaves and it was corrupt as fuck
When will the bongs learn? Would a 7-1 humble them?
>>66706883
A 7-1 equivalent in darts would bring that island to their knees.
They would beg for a spanish immigrant to save them, but the spaniards would all look up and reply 'no' (en espanish)
>>66706938
>7-1 equivalent in darts
Delete this!
Best sporting nation ever
>>66706998
>all these cucks
2012 was shite
>>66706238
>2016: England's brave Jamie Vardy brings football home in electrifying 1-1 thriller.
>>66707032
You're brown and deluded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbsXUJITa40
>>66706238
>England's Brave Charles Darwin invents evolution
>Alan Turing invents the computer
>Watson and Crick invent DNA
lol'd our loud in real life
>>66705051
t. mohammed
>>66705955
Britain currently has 12 world champions across all divisions in boxing. Australia has 0 (zero).
>>66707089
Beijing was better
>>66705051
I fall for this shitpost every tiem.
Couldn't care less about the other faggy sports mentioned, but
>#1 at rugby
#1 in Britain maybe lel.
How soon you've forgotten being knocked out in the pool stage of your own RWC just last year.
Your 2016 team would be annihilated by any SH team, and yes, I include Argentina.
Oh, and #1 Olympic medals per capita is a bald-faced lie too. Pic very fucking related.
kys
TYBA
>>66707190
>slave labour babby olympics
TYBW
>#1 at football
>#1 at baseball
>#1 at basketball
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!USA! USA!USA! USA!USA! USA!USA! USA!
>>66706747
Didn't Jamie Vardy kill half your population with one flick of his diadora 900 boots?
>>66707354
>They are the only ones which play the sport
Sure bud you're the best ;)
>>66707301
Fuck off you lord of the rings extra. You're country plays literally 1 sport.
>>66706238
>1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.
kek
>>66707447
>darts
>rugby
>cricket
>formula 1
>>66707111
Great response. Really excellent. You really refuted that point which was never made
>>66707301
TORILLA TAVATAAN
O
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>>66706238
>England's brave Andy Murray
>Andy Murray is Scottish and voted for independence
England really are cucks aren't they
>>66705051
>greatest sporting nation at relevant sports
>cricket
>darts
>tennis
>DARTS
>boxing
this is just a lie.
I will never be able to take England serious as a sports country as long as the Commonwealth games exist.
>being so bootyblasted in the Olympics that you make up your own and don't let others compete
I'd like to hear a brit even try to defend that shit.
>>66712186
cricket and tennis are more relevant than any sport you play
we did it bros we finally became a little less of an embarrassment at things
>>66712625
America is literally allowed to enter the Commonwealth games. >You just choose not to
>>66705051
>boxing
behind USA, Mexico, Argentina and even fucking Kazakhstan lmao
>formula un
Mercedes is German lmao
>Rugby
NZ
>soccer
you would unironically lose to Wales
>olympics per capita
haha oh my god
>darts
ZZZZZ
>cricket
Poo
>Tennis
Serbia, Switzerland, Scotland, Spain
>Golf
ZZZZZZ
>>66705051
>Zero superb owl wins
>zero nba Finals
>zero world series wins
>zero Stan Lee cups
The better question is is England even trying?
>>66705955
>>66706152
>>66706204
>Australia
>relevant in literally one sport ever
>literally britains shit cousin
>tries to talk shit
Lmao
>>66709672
>Scotland had a vote on independence and voted to stay in the UK
>Murray is only where he is due to funding and facilities provided by England
Who's the Cucks here?
>>66707095
Turing basically did invent the computer senpai
imagine not being english
lmao
>>66715951
I'd off myself mviii
>>66714053
None of these are played by national teams.
Plus we've had loads of players win the superb owl
>>66715960
>mviii
ohhhhhh clever. But don't that just look like 1008 now
>>66706975
Out of date fampai, have one only counting things from this year :)
>Ausfailians salty as FUCK that they can't even get out of the t20 group
kek
KEK
K E K
When EBJV and EBHK bring football home this summer /sp/ will finally recognise us as the greatest sports nation on earth. It will be utterly indisputable.
I only follow the sport of football, and I'm 100% sure you're not #1 as the best country at it. Its only your league which is the best in the world. Other than that, you're wank at the world cup, and your teams are wank in the champions league.
>inb4 your country kek
>>66706975
M8 in 2014 Kane was still at school, Vardy was still a FULL TIME PLUMBER, Eric Dier was just a pile of scrap metal and German blueprints and Dele Ali was still breast feeding. Why talk about ancient history?
>>66713122
wait so the soviet union only participated in 9 summer and 9 winter oilympics vs. USA's 26 and 22 respectively, and still raped everyone? 30 more olympics for the USA without the opposition of the soviets (ps. russia as only got an extra 16 - USA Italy and GB olympics FRAUDS with 47+ events each but fuck all medals to show for it. Extrapolating data (risky i know) shows that the medal rate / olypmics for USSR was 66 per event @ 18 events = 1204
if they did the full 48? = 3210 medals, many of which will have been taken off the americans, further reducing their total
>>66716122
>Eric Dier
>German
It was Portugay m8, he started his career at Sporting Lisbon.
>>66716122
Is this ancient history aswell?
Is there a nation in the world as good all round at sport as us? We can compete and play to a good level in everything
>Australia, South Africa and New Zealand shit at football
>Germany and America don't do rugby or cricket
>France are shit at rugby
>>66716153
>Everton CB pair
>3 Liverpool Midfielder
>>66716153
That was our B team m8 vs Holland's first team.
>>66716114
>I only follow the sport of football
of course you do, you fucking wog
>>66716187
>Hollands first team
Lel
>>66716187
>holland's first team
you are so deluded it's hilarious
>>66716187
>vincent Janssen
>First team
SORRY
I didn't realise little irrelevant WORM countries were invited to our celebration thread
>>66716318
ABE's can't help themselves la. Pathetic really that these "'people'" choose to spend their time shitposting and pushing this 'english delusion' meme. Going to be pure pottery when it comes home this year.
>>66705051
>>#1 at Boxing
Russia- Ukraine- Murrica
>>#1 at Formula 1
Finland, Germany.
>>#1 at Rugby
Straya, NZ, France.
>>#1 at Football
Germany, Urugvai.
>>#2 at Tennis
Serbia.
England sucks.
ABE ABSOLUTELY BTFO IN THIS THREAD
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
SO PROUD
>>66716362
>>>#1 at Rugby
>France.
kek
KEK
K E K
K__E__K
K____E____K
K________E________K
>>66716362
>France
>rugby
>>66716383
>Ireland
>Rugby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38upQjuTMQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38upQjuTMQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38upQjuTMQA
>>66716395
I know mate, Ireland are shit
Luckily I'm English
>>66716456
>implying that is any better
You could have atleast pretended you were a Kiwi expat
>>66716471
Did you not watch the cricket?
Also, don't the Irish beat you every year at your own egg sport?
>>66705446
>Manchester city won the premier league on goal diff with the last kick of the season
Besides some other contentious points who else would've won?
That is like the ameriburgers claiming that an american team won the owl.
>>66716270
>>66716284
>>66716303
Sorry, Holland's first time minus Le cut inside and dive man
>no
>no
>don't know, don't care
>lmao, no
>no
>don't know, don't care
>don't know, don't care
>don't know, don't care
>don't know, don't care
>>66705365
I envy you. I wish we were going to have a qt Asian leader.
>>66716514
I think he means it was a decent game. Nailbiters like that are always fun. Man cUnts being BTFO doubly so.
>>66705051
>per capita
>>66716553
Oh yeah I get that now - not the same as what the OP made it out to be.
We did it lads!
>>66714179
No, Leibniz invented the first computer, and binary logic.
>>66716350
>>66716360
Haha I guess Australia must have done really well in this tournament to be posting wembs like this right?
>>66713939
B U T T B L A S T E D
>>66708319
>this salt
Enjoy your cuck stamp.
>>66712632
but... you're wrong
>>66716177
Nope. We're the £4£ greatest.
All we do is win.
>The obsession in this thread
T S U N D E R E
certainly not the GOAT nation in box, it's not even close.
>Heavyweight
Fair game here, tho it's only been like that for like 4 months so far, it could swing any way from here. There's no definite goat nation here (only on paper Britain passes)
>Cruiser
not even gonna bother, Slavs rule this one
>Light Heavyweight
Slavs, and now USA with Ward in
>SMW
nobodies at the moment. Very boring division outside bute vs Badou Jack
>MW
GGG literally bullies everyone there, Britain has nothing to do there
>SWW-WW
basically Pacman, Lara, Garcia
>anything below
Rigo, Loma, Inoue, Chocolatito and basically Spic general
In terms of P4P Britain doesn't have a single top 30 boxer at the moment
>>66716575
Most relevant measure in the Olympics m80