The 169th edition of the race in which everyone becomes a horse racing expert for a day.
All discussion regarding bets, horses to look out for, Jockeys and the fittest Aintree slags in this thread.
Main event at 5:15
My money is on Boston Bob and Holywell.
http://www.grand-national-guide.co.uk/grand-national-odds.php
Odds found here lads.
I only tune in to see some midgets possibly get rekt
Less than 10 horses to finish.
I'm on Gallant Oscar.
Picked one out of the hat to put a couple of quid on. Got onenightinvienna
It's pissing down lads. Hasn't been this wet for over a decade.
I done shutthefrontdoor when he was 16/1 and Kruzhlinin at 25/1
>>66692774
Always a good laugh lad.
> Watching a loads of Irish manlets sit on a running horse athlete
Is this your idea of enterainment?
>>66692865
No, it's the gambling that makes it fun you fucking dense mong
took out another mortgage and put it on the last samuri tbqh lads
Cheeky £20 on soll lads
always lasts till the end, hes going to push it to the limit this time. Easy money.
pmsl bookies sending out emails saying they are set to lose masses on shutthefrontdoor.
don't believe a word of it. not surprised it's a john mcmanus horse too, he's bent as they come in racing
>>66692774
this
literally the only good bit of the national
>It was "Ladies" day yesterday
>>66693025
>that guy's faec
always love horse death jump
family doesn't watch it because they think its cruel when the poor horsey jumps and falls
>>66693025
>that tramp stamp
lmao
>betting on a fucking Steeplechase with Literally Fourty Horses in it
why even bother, lads?
>>66693050
>>66693050
he's a fag
>>66692865
>not having watching the grand national with your family and placing £1 bets as a tradition
paki detected
>>66693150
>fourty
>>66693025
Moar like this please
Which one's your money on lads?
I reckon the one on the left has a chance at winning today.
>>66693246
White women is distgusting. Thank you God for making me gay.
any decent tips lads
>>66693187
£5 on Gallant Oscar
£2 on thelastsamurai
£3 on shutthefrontdoor
I don't know what I'm doing btw
Stream for mobile pls?
>>66693369
Channel 4, kid
can a white man get a stream?
>>66693448
One google search away you dumb argie
http://www.time4tv.com/2013/11/channel4.php
OVER/UNDER:
How many horses will die in this race?
Number is 3.
>>66693673
Better question.
How many Jockeys will die in this race?
All of them.
What happened /sp/?
Grand national threads used to be banterous as fuck, now it's dead?
>>66693858
We're mourning the ded geegees.
5 quid on Backdoor Beauty
10 e/w on Funtown Flamer
Alright lads I'm in a sweepstake at work and picked two horses out who seem shit.
Oflaigan boy or something and Ballynagour
Guess I have no chance of winning?
>tfw i got in on thelastsamuri at 10/1 when it's not 9/1
It's coming home lads
>>66693986
It's all luck lad.
The favourite hardly ever wins, two years ago the favourite fell at the second hurdle and got put down.
>>66693986
>* O'Faolains Boy was found to be lame on Saturday morning and withdrawn from the race.
Lmao
Lads I've got Hadrian's Approach and Gilgamboa in the work sweepstake, since I'm not too clued up on these two fine athletes could someone compare them to premier league players?
If you haven't remortaged your house for The Last Samuri your a daft cunt.
>>66694030
Do they actually get put down?
Don't like this if they do, wouldn't have joined the sweepstake
>>66694031
why I don't bet...
pound on boston bob
Who /hollywell/ here?
>>66694055
Yeah my girlfriend works in the racing/polo industry, bullet to the head from a vet. Thats why they have a convoy following with a screen to cover it up.
>>66694044
First is someone who never lived up to expectations and has something to prove. Second is someone who can only run for 45 minutes.
>>66694091
>>66694055
If the horse hurts itself badly then yes.
The horse in question broke it's neck I believe, it's the right thing to do really.
Who /gilgamboa/ and /onenightinvienna/ here?
>>66694117
Shit.
I'd unironically support banning this shit.
Fuck all the plebs who enjoy this
Who has no idea what they're doing but spunks money on it every year here?
> Ginger beer
Disgusting.
got boston bob and goonyella in my office sweepstake lads. feeling confident about boston bob desu, sounds like the name you'd give a good horse
Many Clouds will die.
Cap this.
>going soft to heavy
time to lump it on the outsider
two-headed sex beast to win
I am a horse e/w
cheeky fiver on keith
>>66694153
I put a E/W bet on the two faves, then smaller bets on about five others that have decent form.
>>66694152
what did you think happened to them
>>66694130
GILGAMBOA \o/
>>66694153
>boston bob
good lad
>last samurai now favourite
>>66694154
I still call it the John Smiths Grand National desu
![saw-image-1-580099882[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jZla1AQ.jpg "saw-image-1-580099882[1].jpg")
who /readyforequinecarnage/ here
>>66694203
They go into some sort of old person's horse shelter where they're looked afterby a charity until they die
>>66693986
I have Last Samurai and Kruzhlinin.
> Crabbies Ginger Beer
More like Crappy Ginger Beer
my bets
>>66694153
Every year lad
>>66694152
Better to shoot them than let them suffer
>All the hype for Druids that was here last year gone
[spoiler]I'll give up on him when he's fucking glue[/spoiler]
>all those foreign kids
>>66694153
>that many bets
Do you actually stand to win any money?
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN
NANANANANA
1, 4, 8 & 13
>>66694217
Most racehorses even when they retire are too nutty to be ridden normally, they get used for breeding or sent to the glue factory.
Anyone else have a horse they bet on every year?
Soll for me. He's come so close so many times.
I FUCKING LOVE THE NATIONAL LADS
Buywise desu. Got the look of that average horse who no ones talks about and sneaks up to win.
God save our quan?
>that pointless child choir
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN
ATHLETES ARE ABOUT TO BE KILLED ON LIVE TV, LADS
![32F7CF6F00000578-3529746-image-m-237_1460114771408[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C5hCN1O.jpg "32F7CF6F00000578-3529746-image-m-237_1460114771408[1].jpg")
which one, lads?
Is an horse an athlete?
SILVINIACO
>>66694265
I get carried away.
COME ON BALLYNAGOUR
>>66694279
guess he is due a win then
these manlets are not nearly as small as our mexican ones
>AP McCoy now doing betting ads
DAT SLOW MOTION FLAG
Which number is Vardy?
>>66694315
>supporting Ballynigger
>>66694291
My gambling addicted work colleague has been "tipping" him. Hopefully falls flat on its arse at the first hurdle.
>>66694305
5, if I really had to
>>66694305
Third from right
I've got £50 on Goonyella, how rich will I be at half 5?
>this gocompare advert
fucking hell it's worse than usual
>>66694346
50 quid down
>>66694305
>tfw when there's always some wench at work that looks like this
Channel 4 has the worst on demand service going.
It's fucking sihte
>>66694346
£50 poorer
>>66694291
jockey has placed 7 years in a row. worth a shot if it wasn't soft/heavy.
I AM THE BEAT BRUV
Who /a/ here?
Bet on The Last Samuri.
I thought he said "fuck you teabags" there
Horse racing is just a sport chav go to and pretend to be posh
>>66694383
ayyyy ALDURIN SAN
>Please disable adblock to awtch channel 4
>Disable eveything
>Huge adverts around the screen
>Watching adverts BEFORE the stream starts
>Adverts end
>Watch the tv adverts
what the fuck
literally what
stream where?
>>66694400
Not it really isn't.
>all these people putting down double figures on horses
are you all moneybags or do the working classes just piss money away on betting?
>>66694400
Him sargon
>>66694407
>Watching adverts BEFORE the stream starts
this is the worst
>>66694383
Looking forward to winning £50 myself mate
£10 E/w on Honeywell and £20 E/W on Gallant Oscar
>>66694411
Pack of fags cost about 7 quid now. I need the money lad.
Is there good reason to think Last Samurai could win or is it a case of him being reasonable but boosted because people like his name?
>>66694411
i just lost 70 bucks on the golf
bunch of shit names desu
How do I bet on Many Clouds being put down?
Sorry lads I have Last Samurai in work sweepstakes so no way it wins.
>>66694400
I do it for the slags
>Finally settle down to watch racing
>Gf rings to talk shite
She does this everytime, every single time.
Who here is shutthefrontdoor master race?
>>66694411
>betting on anything but horses
National is just a bit of fun mate
>>66694411
>he didn't invest thousands on a merc f1 championship win
Shit odds but better than savings interest
>>66694442
probably 90% of people at the GN pick the name out of the top 10 horses
>>66694442
it has a really big jump which is good to get over these fences.
I've got £10 E/W on The Last Samurai at 12/1 and The Druids Nephew at 16/1.
Also got a cheeky £5 E/W on Kruzhlinin for a punt on a longer odds horse.
Hopefully there are no fatalities this year.
>>66694383
>not gilgamboa because it's close to gilgamesh
ME ON THE LEFT
Who /noidea what the fuck betting terms are nor odds/
I'm in a sweepstake at work.
COME ON BALLYNGAGOUR
>down on the first
lmao errytime
>My card not going through on any betting website
Probably for the best
GANBATTE HORSE-CHAN~!
>HOLYWELL
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Many cloud fell
>Henderson already losing a horse
Kek
holywell gone lmao
>Hadrian's approach
Fucking shitter
> Holywell down already.
Fuck sake.
Fuck you hollywell
>>66694484
Put a bet on Lewis Schumacher to win Wimbledon desu
>>66694488
confirmed halifax cardcash
HOLYWELL IS KILL AHAHAHAHA
>not a single of my runners has been mentioned by the commentary
it's one of those days lads
REST IN PEACE RAY PARLOUR
LAST SAMURAIIIII
RIDER OFF
STREAM PLS
Do you think the horses realise they're in a big race?
>>66694543
BASED JAPS GONNA WIN THE MASTERS
ROMFORD IS DOWN.
FUCK SAKE.
>>66694544
for you
>loose horse chatting shit
Ayyu
>my horse just dicking around at the back not even arsed
I never fucking win bets, ever
>>66693562
t-thanks
> This stray horse winning
what?
based loose horse
RIP the loose horse
>>66694565
SHUT THE MALVINAS
Got my money on the loose horse desu
Hadrian's approach is the based rogue lads
>>66694572
THAT'S MY WINNER. I BET ON THE LOOSE HORSE
wheres the druid....
>That fucking loose horse
>loose horse having a bantz
>When that jockey fell off an no horse stamped on him
>No list down the side showing positions and horses that come out of the race
shit coverage
Can the loose horse win?
>>66694584
At the back
>Jamie vardy is a fantastic horse
L O O S E
Fucking hell Many Clouds is gonna do it.
Shit national
nothing happening
LET'S GO LOOSE HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!
AN TRUE ATHLETE
>>66694589
>>No list down the side showing positions and horses that come out of the race
Horse racing coverage is stuck in the 80's.
is this a sport
bookies on suicide watch
Many clouds win lol
Give gilgamboa your power lads \o/
>>66694604
My cousins cousin riding him and this is the third time I didn't lump it all on him
shit, stream died
stream anyone?
He might do it
worst national in years
no action, just completely static
>>66694610
Horses are racing. The fuck do you expect to happen?
>>66694632
LITERALLY CHANNEL 4 YOU CLOWN.
>MANY CLOUDS
C H O K E
Welp
My work sweepstake was a horse that didn't start and a guy that just faceplanted
Fuck this shit
Makes me laugh every year when horses without a rider can nearly win the race. Proves jockeys do fuck all
>>66694621
MANY CLOUDS FUCKS UP
> Loose horse still going strong
fucking kek. What's the point in the jockeys?
>MULTIPLE loose horses up front
Any ded yet?
>>66694633
Or not
Last Samurai better keep this up.
LOOSE HORSES PROVE THAT THYE ARE ATHLETES
>>66694648
They're really good at waving their arse around.
They should have snipers for the loosey gooseys
>He bought into the many clouds meme
RULE THE WORLD RULES THE WORLD
RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD
WE CAN RULE THE WORLD
>many clouds
top kek
Bookies win
>Rule the World
Fucking why.
As per usual, I get one result - the final placer
>The Last Samurai
>tfw we will never get robot jockeys like sandnigger camel racing
These """""athletes"""" do nothing
>many chokes
RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD RULE THE WORLD
FUCK LADS
at least I got Goonyella on each way
> "33/1 Horses don't win the national anymore"
BTFO
Still, placed with The Last Samurai, happy days.
>>66694683
As always
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
GET FUCKED JAPS
>>66694696
are you me
Bookies win lol
WEEBS B.T.F.O
>Jockey shit himself
>>66694708
The bookies always win
>this interview
I put a quid on this guy lol
LGTSS
>Betters
BOOKIES SWIMMING IN A POOL OF YOUR MONEY RIGHT THIS SECOND
oliver cromwell best day of my life
>>66694722
Bookies tend to lose if the favourite wins
Horses are shit desu
> 100/1 is 3rd
Anyone won big then?
Saged
An horse is not a athlete
Looks like none of my won.
fucking refhourse
fuck sake last samuri
ran from top 4 from the start and couldn't keep up at the end
>shit all over this lad's face
>>66694746
>implying anybody bets on 100/1
>>66694746
Car repairs paid for senpai
Based old nag
Every year "experts" tell you that 30/1, 50/1 horses don't win anymore.
They constantly win the National. There's not a lot of science to this race.
Ireland wins lol
never, ever betting on Soll again
four years on the trot you've fucked around
>this was Rule The World's first ever jump race
Fucking hell.
>Mrw I tried to put a late £40 on memy clouds and the bookies weren't letting me
>>66694707
Yes, I'm you.
Hoping william hill pays out on 5th place desu
>This Paddy crying and shaking like a total fucking autist
>>66694758
The national is practically impossible to predict, it's just a bit of fun really
>>66694770
>Betting on a horse 4 years in a row
Might as well just give your money to the bookies
>being called mouse
>this mick
djlike dags
This is the shittest thing I've ever watched
>Loads of midgets beating horses as if there's any skill to it
>Stray horses out in front who would cream them if they knew where they were going
>Chavs trying to be classy getting wasted and fighting so the dailymail can take pictures
>It's a 'everybody is an expert for the day' event
Fuck this. Never again
![Money[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LTvHVO1.jpg "Money[1].jpg")
>tfw your football accy comes in and you win on the national
£500 up
Morris is about to have a heart attack
Looks like he's about to have a heart attack.
