Full PL and Football League fixtures programme on this afternoon.
GET IN HERE LADS
Who /goingdowntoday/ here?
COME ON OLDHAM
who /Frylock/ here?
>putting all the good games on Sunday
post yfw lester win the league
Who are we betting on in the gluejump?
who /blades/ here
Found a stream lads.
>>66691100
/midtableobscurity/ here
>>66691100
Here la
>>66691147
>>66691155
who is this simon dimon?
who /fulham/ here
who /laughing at every team until 4pm tomorrow/ here?
What game should I watch?
>>66691172
>>66690992
>>66690993
>>66690988
>>66690969
So in their quest to be tolerant, they'll end up tolerating what is probably the most intolerant group of people on the planet?
Why are refs so against West Ham?
Carroll + Kane + Vardy - rooney desu
>>66691264
Yes, that's lefties for you.
>>66691249
got a feeling southampton - newcastle will be a decent watch
>>66691264
Paki's unironically control most of the streets in England.
>>66691288
But I'm pretty bleeding heart myself and I can't wrap my head around this
>pooney
>welblack
>sturdige
no kane + vardy, no party
>>66691229
No
>>66691282
>no black players
Check your privilege
>>66691264
Yes. The cognitive dissonance is amazing.
>>66691304
>people control streets
This isn't the 1950's bruh.
>>66691331
Because they did so well 2 years ago
Plus alli is kinda black
>>66691313
They're bullshitting you mate. The criminal would be the one chastised.
>Martinez out banner
Kek, they're in an FA cup semi final. Bunch of cunts
>>66691326
Yes
>you will never watch an Arsenal game with Frylock the gentleman paki
FYI Evertonians - double ross is running the national, that (E/W) plus Barkley to score 2 goals or more today has odds of roughly 2100/1 depending on your bookie.
Going to watch the Villa game, at least there will be guaranteed goals
Who else here is a /lifelong/ lester lad?
Feels pretty good to be honest
STUPID SEXY SHANE LONG
>poocastle
>POOCASTLE
>franchise
Who here is /comfy/ while watching the games?
>>66691446
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
>Poocastle
>>66691301
Good work lad
>>66691472
Enjoy your heart attack :)
Warnock is absolutely smashing it at Rotherham
>>66691472
Why do you always go to mainstream fast food franchises? Go to the local burger joint lad.
>>66691472
Looks quite nice desu
>No Rafa in the PL next year
Piss off Newcastle, literally pointless.
You won anything on monopoly yet lads?
>>66691472
What even is that? Why does "food" from the US look like European dumpster thrash?
>>66691489
They'll be alright next season, comfortably midtable with him in charge. Think he's there until the end of next season.
Am I late to greentext Newcastle?
>>66691489
>leeds got rid of colin
>ended up with a morbidly obese tax evader
>lelds
>>66691509
Literally one free coke.
>>66691496
If the local place was so good it would be as big as mcdonalds
>>66691472
>Only 1 Hashy B
Poor form
Rasheed is absolutely smashing her at Rotherham
>>66691509
A fruit bag
>>66691521
In between they had Humpty Dumpty, Hockaday, the Slovenian and Redfearn.
>Hockday recently got sacked from Kidderminster Harriers
>>66691509
Free medium soft drink, but I think I lost it.
>>66691509
won 500k lad
>>66691487
5ft 9in... 200.. Not even close senpai
>tfw no soccer saturday gf
>>66691547
triffic post
>>66691590
Yeah no, that's overweight - borderline obese.
http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx
>>66691590
Youre morbidly obese m8
>>66691590
jesus christ you're a fat fuck aren't you
>>66691642
>>66691636
that's thin in ameriland
>>66691590
You're a short guy
>>66691590
You were 215 in the last thread you did this
>>66691590
>fat manlet
kek
>>66691590
>yfw he's being cheeky and really means 200 kgs
>>66691561
you forgot le bald german
>de sheffield of wednesday
This new female reporter on Soccer Saturday is cute as fuck
Shame she's probably a massive dyke
>>66691671
I swear he was also 6'. And where's the shitty hats?
>this will be a league 1 stadium next season
>>66691590
Your BMI is 30, you fat cow.
>>66691671
I went to the doctor yesterday for my acne problem. Got weighted again, 200lb. 215 was last time i went to the doctor
>>66691749
>acne
>fat
>manlet
literally kys
>>66691743
Bolton pls.
>>66691747
>bmi
>>66691743
M&S and Scan right next to it is pretty nice tbqh
>>66691756
I think he's just a ruseman. I hope he is anyway.
>20 mins
>1 goal
not really liking this sport at the moment lads
>>66691763
It's legit as long as he is not a bodybuilder, which I'm pretty sure he isn't.
>>66691743
>reebok in charge of investment
I am 5'5 and my gf is 5'11
>>66691779
Early game used up all the goals
It's a bootiful sunny day lads.
>falling for the American wind-up merchant
Guys pls
Finding it hard to cope with the fact that Burnley are more than likely going to be """playing""" in the Premier League next season
>""""""""""franchise""""""""""" fc
>>66691789
Daniel Radcliffe?
I am 5'7 and my wife's son is 6'2
>>66691747
I'm 5'10 king of the manlets, the lowest weight I've been as an adult was 180 and I was literally skin and bone and even fainted a couple of times kek.
>>66691789
aaaww so cute :3
>>66691756
>sensitive skin
>genetics
>also genetics
What's your point?
>>66691799
fuck sake can we get a team that isn't so fucking pointless please
at least based boro are coming up too
>>66691818
Well this is complete bullshit
>>66691789
How often do you suck her dick?
>>66691832
I don't like this gimmick, the brit guy did it better,
>>66691799
>le #lose2win man
>>66691834
Boro aren't based in any way
>>66691844
this desu
>>66691834
Yeah, Boro play decent football and Karanka is mental, so they should at least be entertaining
Burnley are literally nothing more than lower league shitters
>>66691832
>fat
>genetics
>>66691779
>Madrid 3 up already
Howling at anyone who doesn't rank Zidane
>>66691799
>tfw villa are the worst claret and blue team
I don't want to live in this world
>>66691834
>wanting the emptyside back in the PL
>>66691868
>Eibar
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66691865
This is sort of a thing
gunna need some goals plx
>>66691749
did he weigh you on a scale? you know how inaccurate scales are
>>66691882
>TSUUUUUUUUUU
What exactly was this meant to convey?
>>66691868
>against Eibar
>>66691868
>shitbar
>sports direct in Birmingham
>no villa merch
>no Birmingham merch
>no West brom merch
>no Wolverhampton merch
There is Newcastle merch though
>>66691835
BMI doesn't take into consideration other factors like bone structure/density or muscle, it just assumes all your weight is from fat.
Name me a bigger JUST team than Aston Villa.
>>66691086
*program
>>66691892
Tsunaldo celebrating
>>66691896
>>66691898
Eibar are a very respectable club despite the stadium. They'd finish top half in the premier league with games to spare.
>LELSEA
>>66691915
Portsmouth
DA SWANSSSSSSEEEEE
>>66691915
Rangers
>>66691915
Derby
>>66691743
>All that free parking by the stadium
I jelly
>>66691915
There aren't any
Chelsea at the start of the season but there aren't any now
>>66691789
Stop talking
>>66691915
Fulham
>>66691915
blackburn
>>66691909
If you had muscle you wouldn't be skin and bones
BMI is not your weight
>Chelsea
>>66691915
Bolton
>>66691915
Oxford United
>>66691923
so basically the spic mememouth but without the overrated manager and russian owner
>>66691865
It's been scientifically proven. look up healthy at every size
>>66691888
My doctor has those electronic scales. Should be more accurate senpai
>>66691915
Where will they finish next season after Big Nige is appointed this summer?
>>66691900
You're full of shit mate, there's loads of midlands stuff
who /notplayingtiltomorrow/ here?
what game to watch?
>>66691981
Low to mid championship, they're a team rotten to the core at every level.
>>66691915
Arsenal
>>66691991
Here
Just comfy watching the 3pms after watching Arsenal and wet spam throw points away. Fight for 3rd/4th gearing up!
>>66691991
/lifelong/ Leicester here
Reckon it'll be a tough game tomorrow
>>66691977
why do you crop you pictures?
Who /yiddo/ here?
>>66691991
Yep
Don't have much confidence in beating Spurs, but a draw will do.
>>66691712
Yeah otherwise she'd shag you eh mate
>camera spots another tranny in the stands
ENGLAND
>>66691977
>look up healthy at every size
I haven't seen a yank troll like this in ages
>It's a Sheffield Utd being a sad joke episode
Love it.
loving this fraudster getting exposed this season
>>66692034
Screencap?
>>66692011
My Instagram page i run which is about sports, fastfood, and weapons
>>66692059
The American holy trinity
Found out today that I'm sort of related to that Palace fan, Paul Nixon who got killed by Man Utd fans, not through blood but marriage.
>>66691515
It's fast food you absolute mong, it looks like that in Europe too
>>66691983
I was literally standing in sports direct as I posted that. There's fuck all
How is this even possible?
>>66692082
no, it really doesn't
>>66692102
so funny how chelshit fans were hyping this twat up
>>66692073
>>>/wordpress/
>>66692067
USA USA
>>66692109
Are there any unique orders in Swedish McDonalds you don't get anywhere else?
Morning lads
>ayew
what a mong
outside of your left foot, really
>>66692102
err thats Hazard mate, not oscar
>>66692117
Well, he was the literal Player of the Season
>>66691977
>look up healthy at every size
look up "morbid obesity definition"
>>66692132
It's literally the afternoon mate
>>66692141
well yeah because you hyped him up as one
overrated brazilian twink
>poocastle
Who /Halo/ here?
>poocastle
RIP newcastle
rafa dun goofed
>poocastle
>Newcastle
>>66692148
I come from the past where it is still morning
>>66692125
Is that a bayonet on a shotgun?
Just completed Quantum Break - it's shit, don't bother.
>>66692052
oi im watching on my TV
>POOCASTLE POONITED
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13e7LlhsZys
r8 my newcastle accent
relegation done
>Klose ded
Whelp, there goes our defence.
>>66692157
5's campaign was a fucking embarrassment
Will this be Rafa's first relegation?
>fat Spanish waiter
So that's Villa and Newcastle down. Let's hope the 3rd one is Sunderland.
>>66692180
>palace
literally the least shocking team it could have been
I don't want Newcastle to be relegated :(
FAT
>>66692180
Anne Robinson's been at the protein powder.
>>66692173
Yupp for close range if somone breaks into my house
>>66692132
good day to you anon
>>66692205
I do :^)
Are Newcastle supporters going to blame Rafa for this relegation?
I don't see how you can, individually they're so fucking shit ffs
>>66692195
>Not wanting to play as Spartan BBC and his crew of cuckolds and semen demons
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>66692180
That's one of the least convincing trannies I've ever seen.
>>66692180
That's Eddie Izzard
Newcastle are capable of producing entertaining matches
I dont think i've EVER enjoyed watching a sunderland match
it's a shame newcastle are going down
>>66692219
>yanks
>>66692219
>I will never own one of these
Send me one in the post??
>Sack Pardew
>get fired
>>66692244
Hopefully Sunderland is going too.
le dribble into the box and turn it over man
>>66692244
You're both shite and both teams deserve to go down for their constant mediocrity and delusions of grandeur
>>66692244
>I dont think i've EVER enjoyed watching a sunderland match
there is a reason they are called blunderland
>>66692259
I mean
>sack pardew
>get relegated
>Hull losing
Really hope they don't go up
>the massive
I DONT KNOW WHAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM
>>66692281
>Hire Pardew
>Collapse after Christmas
>>66692301
BUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY
DESTINY IS CALLING ME
OPEN UP MY EAGER EYES
>>66692269
i dont support either team you dope
i just appreciate teams who are fun to watch
if i could choose the teams to go down it would be the cancerous anti-football teams villa, west brom and sunderland
>>66692232
No one's blaming Rafa, he's been there for like three games
>>66692219
Why the bayonet? Easy enough to blast the intruder in the chest and be done with it
>Wednesday
lel
>>66692301
WHO KICKED A HOLE IN THE SKY
SO THE HEAVENS WOULD CRY
OVER MEEEEE
>hertfordshire mercenaries
>uwotford
>>66692250
I don't want to get arrested. But i also have an impressive nive collection
> In 1 hour's time, Villa might be relegated
wew
VILLA NO
rip villa
>>66692366
>might
>ASTON SHITTA
EDDIE MEME TRULY IS THE RELEGATION MACHINE
Are Villa down yet?
how do I get added to the whatsapp group?
>poverton
top fucking kek
Cheers Stones you piece of shit
Everton scored a goal in regular play. It's a fucking miracle.
>>66692357
Nice can collection desu
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING TUMBLING TUMBLING DOWN
>>66692370
they need to go
My m8 at work's been a Villa supporter all his life, finally bought a season ticket at the start of this season, now he won't use it because he says it depresses him too much ;_;
>>66692366
holy shit, good timing
>>66692378
If Norwich get a better result than Villa today (ie Norwich win and Villa draw, or Norwich draw and Villa lose) then Villa are officially relegated.
BACKHEEL GOOOALLLLL
>memetinez
>>66692378
Soon ;_;
>neverton
Jesus Christ.
post comfy
>Neverton
>Everton
>keeping a lead
>ever
>ton
>Ipswich losing
>Hull losing
>Wednesday losing
What a time to be a Cardiff fan
Will Mike Ashley fuck off when Newcastle are relegated?
>>66692343
>tfw born on a Wednesday.