AFL Saturday
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St Kilda Saints vs Collingwood Magpies at the Melbourne Cricket Ground at 13:45 EST
Richmond Tigers vs Adelaide Crows at the Etihad Stadium at 14:10 EST
Sydney Swans vs Greater Western Sydney at the Sydney Cricket Ground at 16:35 EST
Gold Coast Suns vs Carlton Blues at Metricon Stadium at 19:25 EST
West Coast Eagles vs Fremantle Dockers at Domain Stadium at 17:40 AWST
first for GWS
PLEASE
Name a more attractive man
Protip: You can't
>>66685895
Jimmy Bartel
This OP image is triggering me
How can one """""person""""" be so mad, insecure and obsessed?
>>66685895
Any black man
WAFL
>cucktoria has 0 (ZERO) teams
>cucktoria has won 0 (ZERO) premierships
AFL
>WA has 2 (TWO) teams
>WA has won 3 (THREE) premierships
Bestern Auatralia cucks Cucktoria again.
>americans posting
>>66685911
Damn, nice detective work. I'll see how this thread develops before I either nominate you or him. More than likely him for being utterly furious.
>the state of the richmond board
Yummy.
>>66685895
> tfw you meet the parents
>>66685930
post caps for keks.
>>66685874
>tfw overslept crows game
i really didn't feel like getting up super early again though
seems like we still can't defend for shit but make up for it with scoring whatever we want
>>66685921
When's West Perth joining the AFL m8?
>>66685911
>so furious he is literally scouring archives
You have been gotten to, haha/
>>66685921
>>66685921
>>66685921
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>66685949
>>66685927
>pressing 2 buttons constitutes being mad and/or autistic
What did they mean by this?
>>66685949
oi dont bully
its autism awareness month man
>>66685921
Feels good knowing that the elite and muscular VFL literally made up 2 teams for fun to cuck the WAFL out of revenue and relevancy, while the poor, smelly cuck league languishes in its death spiral until it falls into administration.
Why are the fox footy commentators so god awfuly bad, Im trying to watch SYD vs GWS but they make me want to kill myself.
>>66685987
Not pictured: West Australia in background
>>66685987
That looks fucking disgusting.
What is it about wa that makes them so upset? SA is a more relevant footballing state than them but you never see them here getting all furious.
>mfw cucktorians get seriously upset on chinese cartoon website
>>66685987
when did >men shaving their pits become a thing?
>>66686026
Because the mining booms over so they cant afford to fly here and watch their teams lose grand finals
>>66685987
Probably by not being apes with disgusting cocks.
>tfw you support Richmond, Everton, the Toronto Raptors, and the Cincinnati Bengals
>>66685964
It's not the ease/difficulty of the act, it's the compulsion to do it IMO.
>>66686026
>>66686045
Wait for the new stadium mates. I'm from here and I predict the shitposting will reach incredible heights. God save us all.
RC on aborted narrative watch.
>>66686035
Fucking hilarious, he visibly angry and trying his hardest to win arguments but is too autistic to see everyone else is just shitposting and taking the piss.
>>66686063
I like you. You get my Autist Team nom. One, because you post consistently and Two you've created something here based off the abortion that is/was RC. Top notch.
>>66686063
Stealing my meme m8?
>>66686055
What part of everton, toronto and cincinnati are you from lad?
>>66686061
>It's not the ease/difficulty of the act, it's the compulsion to do it IMO.
This
Rev up those NEVER EVERs boys
>>66686074
>mfw someone else posts my meme and gets autism team nom
>>66686076
it's a good meme mon frere, would prefer Khmer for any future correspondence tßqh
>>66686110
Your meme will get recognition my friend. I'll chuck my nom in for you as the original creator.
>>66686110
You are now a meme-master, congrats m8.
>mfw freo will be 0-4 after next weekend
>>66686110
RCANW on aborted narrative watch.
>>66686112
>>66686127
>>66686131
Cheers for the kind words and (You)s m8s
OFFICIAL TRIPFAG POWER RANKINGS
1. Zerogoose
1B.Convict
POWER GAP
9001. TGCK
9002. Reality Check
9003. Roosterman
9004. Burnley Express
9005. WABA
9006. DECL
9007. Spannerhead
HUGE POWER GAP
9000000000000000000000000000001. Expat
>>66686138
Fuck, I've been had
I'm ropeable
>>66686152
Half of those aren't afl trips m8
The trip poomunity is as dead as the British Empire
Why aren't there any POC in this game?
Looks like the hangover has gone lads, onto my 5th beer now, had to force down the first couple and spewed my guts up a few times. lol
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>>66686229
>spewed my guts up a few times
you will have to drink more to make up it
>>66686229
u sound like a softcock
>>66686061
>>66686100
It's settled that archive detective gets my nom
/heaveho/
>>66686229
have a a few buegels before bed next time mate
what evn is a hangover
>>66686265
seconded
>>66686229
Toughen up
GAJ or Worst Australia pooby?
>yfw buddy has become the steph curry of the afl
>>66686296
>steph curry
literally who?
>>66686309
>I'm proud of ignorance
>>66686296
Eddie Betts is closer to Steph curry than Franklin is
Tippett is so shit
>>66686343
Nah, Eddie is kind of the opposite
>this forced rivalry between gws and sydney
>>66686296
How is Buddy ruining Australian rules football?
>>66686380
Fold Coast is the better rivalry for GWS desu
is Barry Hall a smoker? His voice is incredible
Almost time lads
We're all tipping Gold Coast by 50,right ?
And West Coast by 30.
>>66686406
>tfw no qt weitering bf
>>66686408
Yeah m
>>66686408
Being a bit generous to Carlscum mate. I've got GC by 10 goals at least.
>>66684978
>>66686445
>Carlscum
Easy, we're all buds here
>>66686459
sorry m8. who /dabloos/ here guy is one of my favs.
>David King pretending he's not balding
>>66686459
who is this juice sluice
>they get the first goal coast
did i hear right
>>66686487
navy nina, the new carlton mascot.
Anyone have a stream for gold coast?
rate my college lads, ignore the crosses, they're just for parent's hopes and dreams.
>>66686568
is it not on tv wherever you are?
>>66686577
Nah, derby
>tfw poor people have access to the Internet.
Been a decent three weeks.
>cheeky 1st quarter burger and beer
>arrive second quarter fashionably late
/seatedmember/ masterrace here, such is life
>>66686671
Literally versed no one. Typical AFL $wans
>>66686599
>That flag
Fuck off you pom
>>66686683
So did Collingwood and Richmond.
>>66686691
>collingshit & bitchmond
Hmmmm
>>66686691
>tfw bloos supporter
F-Fuck you
>>66686680
fat fuck
>>66686706
>>66686706
Don't worry mate, we'll make it one day...
>>66686680
Based waba living the good life.
Need a bunnings qt gf called Jess
>tfw will never get chewed out by gaj
>tfw will never have a gf
>>66686706
>>66686784
Thanks for the players.
>>66686787
they only employ lessos
Cucktoria will NEVER EVER win a western debry.
>mfw they've started introducing this retarded new deliberate interpretation into my dogshit D grade leage
>tfw gaz will never never hug you and lead you on the path
>tfw you will never have gaz kick out the demons in your life like he kicked out Dixon out of the suns
>>66686815
Tell me your suburb and I will show you thanks.
>losing to fremantle
>worst Australians will never win a blue ribbon cup
Lmao
>>66686824
West Australia Best Australia
>>66686897
Not from the economic reports I am hearing about Perth.
>>66686903
>economy based on a hole in the ground
>>66686854
Rose Park
>people thought gold coast would win by 50
>people thought gold coast would win
>>66686925
5067?
I will find you. Just you wait.
>>66686934
>you
>MFW loosing to Freo
Gonna be the year the drought ends.
>>66686937
>>66686935
>being gifted frees
>ahead by 7 points
Gaj coast exposed
>>66686925
lah-dee-dah!...
>>66686854
Mile End 5031
>>66686925
Rich cunts not welcome
straya kent
>>66686999
>999
Welcome cunt. Pick a team and cry.
>>66686998
>Rich cunts not welcome
I'm not rich though. If I was rich I wouldn't be living in Adelaide.
>>66686903
https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/wa/a/30481221/perth-tipped-to-be-economic-hotspot/
Who /5068/ ?
>>66686992
It's a posh rich suburb
>>66686999
hello ahmed
>2.3
eagles are done, finished
FUCKING DIRTY NIGGER COCONUT NATINUI
>>66687040
Don't use the F word in this thread, thank you
>>66687046
You blood felon.
I want more Navy Nina content, >she's a qt
>west choke eagles
>>66685874
>>66687089
What a big and strong contribution to our thread, thank you and please watch our sports
>>66687089
PLEASE
>>66687089
WATCH
>>66687089
PWOS
>>66687089
SPORT
>2.4
pretty seething that a bunch of derro methheads took the best bird as their team
https://www.normiebook.com/themagpiewhisperer/videos/1003737356387083/
Has the "Josh Kennedy is still good" meme ended?
>dawson is a professional footballer
>no goals in the 2nd quarter
this semen slurping sport isn't for me
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/round-3-discussion.1128381/page-72
>there are people that literally watch games just to cheer on/berate their supercoach players
almost there
EASY MAC
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>>66687157
Getting paid 6 figures to just exist
>>66687192
Pretty much won it already. What'll be the payout?
>>66687192
that is so safe and boring
>>66687220
sounds like somebody else that i know
>>66687222
345
>>66687241
Noice.
Is kennedy playing? Though such a good forward will have a bigger impact
>>66686377
Idk man, I guess Buddy and curry are similar in their consistency. However betts has the part of pulling off ridiculous shots on goal, just like curry. I think we're both right.
>>66687270
Bit tough when your playing on an ultra elite backmen like Dawson
>>66687279
Good post
>>66687283
Good post
Why does Sandilands wear the mask?
>tfw no mixed-breed aged singing Auckland qt gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIwgr_WAa98&nohtml5
>>66687307
Bad post
>>66686599
>saints
Poof
>>66687326
Does my auckland ice dealer count?
>>66687327
Bad post
>>66686925
Oath cunt.
>>66687327
>>66687330
>>66687346
>>66687361
>>66687356
Average post.
Big tall fucker who's only good at hitting shit seems to have a punctured lung
>>66687367
Not an argument.
>>66687033
Hardly rich. Nice, not rich
>>66687330
Everyone post Astronauts that were educated at your college
>>66687346
of corsffshe
>>66687368
He's already lost the battle with his sexuality.
>>66687368
St marks?
>>66687391
Yeah that looks like the St Marks crest
Sandy off to hospital with a suspect broken rib.
Goldstein just got an erection.
>>66687433
THAT DIRTY FUCKING COCONUT NIGGER
Lads how many tissues of layer you use when you about to ejaculate?
>Sandilands ded
Nignog cheating nigger killing best player.
>>66687453
What do you mean?
*poops*
>>66687453
2 sheets of A4 paper and 4 tissues
As a black man it is clear I am not wanted in this thread. Sad that this is still going on. Bye /afl/
>>66687478
Good, fuck off
>>66687478
Get lynched black cunt
>>66687453
Cum on guts and wipe it up with bog roll.
>>66687453
Stack three is shit quality.
MZUNGU YOU DUMB SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY
Why don't players instead of marking the ball hit the ball up with their palms, never actually taking the mark but disguising it as a fumble, it's not a throw because it's a fumble and when they've got an opposition player coming then quickly grab the ball you've been hitting up and take the mark, they've gained however many metres, never have to bounce the ball and they've got a free kick.
>>66687453
My gf deals with that.
She's fairly quick though, usually has to pop off to her volunteer position at the Nigerian Embassy afterwards
>>66687584
So fucking on meth right now after losing to saints that I have no idea what the fuck you are saying.
>>66687588
EPIN
>>66687600
Ball coming towards you from a 15m+ kick, you don't mark it, instead you hit it upwards (spoiling yourself) but keep it well within your control. You do this for as long as possible. When you've got an opposition player coming stop hitting it upwards and take the mark.
>>66687590
Stop punching ball.
That long haired ball tard at the city end was just throwing up gang signs.
>>66687385
Saints lad from earlier, reporting in. Met this cunt when I was in reception or something. He came and talked to us in the library.
>the suns will be 4-0 and poised to make finals
>>66687665
Anything less expected with Gaz playing?
>>66687656
I shook his hand in 1998 on the Wilson Oval, Performed along side Will Minson in a production of The King and I. Bullied Scott Hick's son out of school.
>tfw he's a """""rock star"""""
no, you haven't heard of his band.
NEVER
EVER
https://twitter.com/7NewsPerth/status/718759175874981889
Clip of the injury to Sandilands followed by him getting into the ambulance.
He does not look good.
>>66687735
Why'd you bully him?
You must've been early 2000's graduate?
>>66687777
IMPRESSIVE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK???
>>66687805
2000, and he played soccer
>>66687777
I know that nose anywhere.
WOODEN SPOON FOR KEKMANTLE
>>66687843
Tough guy.
>Jethro Hysen-Hicks
Looks like Scott was nailing the famous Adelaide family. Poor kid had no chance with that name.
NEVER EVER
At least Weitering is looking good
Four goals in more than a half of football. When will Lyon realise he will NEVER EVER win a premiership?
Why does Ultratune use actual whores in their ads?
>>66688023
Because it makes feminists furious about the sexuslization of women for advertising.
They get a lot of complaints
Free publicity
SACK LYON
>>66688087
Guess that makes sense, that blonde they used a while ago was pretty hot but then they went full botox whores
>tfw you miss Baz
>you will never find a fellow /afl/ anon at a game and then jerk each other at the bathroom to make up
>>66687576
>someone saves your shit memes
chicken tendies never stuck around so this meme won't be make sense in the near future
Based Iggs
Feel good being a big strong best australian.
>>66688023
They are so incredibly unatractive.
>>66688087
Is the ONLY reason I can think of, other than the owner being a crazy rich perv who hired them for 2 hours and had 115 minutes free after cumming on their tits.
Who /redlegs/ here?
>>66688023
>>66688087
>>66688109
I can actually answer this. I've been involved in the production of ads on a similar scale. Companies like this are looking for maximum exposure for smallest possible investment. What they do is try to source as much as they can for free. Cars used are often volunteered by people in the industry (mechanics etc.) who want their cars on screen so they do it for free, by extension the plastic/basic women used are often the same women used in car modelling photos and trash car magazines so they also do it for free or very little payment for the vanity of being on TV and calling themselves "actresses" or "TV models" to add to their resume.
>>66688152
Yep. Saw them beat Port a couple weeks ago.
>>66688169
t. reality cheque
>>66688169
Thanks
>this anthem
>There are only 3 (THREE) Cucktorian teams in the top 8
>There are 5 (FIVE) Inter-state teams in the top 8
cucktoria meme is realer than real.
THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
If your team hasn't won the last three premierships than your team is worthless and should fold
THAT
WAS
OUT
OF
BOUNDS
Heave Ho bitches
Will West Coast win?
I've got a bit of money riding on them winning.
>>66688267
Victoria truly are biggest betas in australia.
HANDY POINT
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>>66688179
Same. Good match, pity about last week though.
I reckon Dockers would have got the win pretty easily if Sandilands didnt have his ribs caved in by the nigger.
Do Fremantle supporters actually exist?
>>66688267
embarrassing t b h
Poor Fyfe, imagine how good he'd be with better teammates
>Fremantle are 0-3
>Gold Coast are 3-0
>>66688498
So, playing for the iggs?
Unstoppable team desu
>>66688452
Agree senpai, but their accuracy by foot has been fucking atrocious. The amount of times they've kicked it out on the full from defensive 50 is borderline a joke.
>>66688460
Yeah mate, >we just don't arc up about winning a game because we haven't won fuck all.
What is this never ever meme?
Lyon removed from football forever when
cucktorians:
skinny nu-male beta autistic redditors with office jobs, look like pic related
best australians:
hard working chad tradies who don't take life too seriously, cool and laid back
>Iggs leading free kick 26-27
Oh boy I wonder what the dumb freo fans will sook about tonight
>>66688514
Yeah coming out of defense has been abysmal. They are always in panic mode and not thinking.
>>66688556
freshcunt
>>66688567
>chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wait did I read that right...
Gold Coast Suns 2nd on the ladder?
>>66688568
That dirty coconut nigger putting a hard working white man in hospital of course. You even watching the game or did you leave at 3qtr time like usual?
>>66688613
NEVER
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>>66688613
never relax around blacks
>>66688567
>nu-male
stopped reading, started positing ationalisations about your BMI and hygiene
