Kyle Schwarber Memorial Edition
Jason Hammel, RHP (3.74 ERA, 3.47 xFIP in 2015) vs Robbie Ray, LHP (3.52 ERA, 4.03 xFIP in 2015)
Cubs Lineup:
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Ben Zobrist (2B)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Kris Bryant (3B)
6. Jorge Soler (LF)
7. Addison Russell (SS)
8. David Ross (C)
9. Jason Hammel (P)
Dbacks Lineup:
1. Jean Segura (2B)
2. Socrates Brito (CF)
3. Paul Goldschmidt (1B)
4. David Peralta (RF)
5. Welington Castillo (C)
6. Jake Lamb (3B)
7. Yasmany Tomas (LF)
8. Robbie Ray (P)
9. Nick Ahmed (SS)
First pitch at 6:40 AZ time from Chase Field in Phoenix
F
fuck john lackey
Who /Rizzo's/ here?
dbacks uniforms are trash
>>66680571
ur trash m8
>>66680629
nah u, m8
>>66680629
don't pretend like you like them
>>66680670
I've been here longer than you dude
also basedgura
oh fug
>>66680794
bags off to a good start tbqh family
theyll still lose by like ten runs though :^)
Will the cubs go 162-0?
who can even beat them?
>>66680865
destiny
Carrie Muskat @CarrieMuskat 6m6 minutes ago
D-backs just had a @safelite ad at Chase Field. Reminded me of the windshield #Cubs Schwarber busted in spring training
>>66680967
RIPIP
stream ded
fuck
>>66681215
http://www.tv-link.in/tv110.php
am i the only dude here? cubs fans a bunch of normies or what? ded ass thread
kek
robbie ray? more like
robbie gay
>>66681250
I'm here bud, I'm here.
>all these walks
what teh fug
>>66681250
I'm here famalam but my brother came over and brought beer so I'm a bit distracted.
>>66681250
im browsing some hentai atm bruh
1-0 :^)
>>66681311
Make it 2-0
>yfw Cubs get no hit, but win the game anyways
>>66681307
weebs get out
>2-0
>>66681340
>mfw
>>66681342
fuq u m8
>>66681250
reporting in
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS WITH DBACK PITCHING!!!
>>66681340
Huh, Cubs actually have a hit tonight. Did not realize this til I checked the box score.
>>66681380
no hentai allowed famalam
this is a Christian image board
>>66681250
Here here, m80.
>>66681436
sry i did not no
>>66681468
it's okay but don't do it again, anon!
Fuck yeah
Based motherfucking Soler Power getting on fucking base
WALKS
A
L
K
S
DIRTY PITCH
EJECT THAT FAG
Man this guy has no control out there
>>66681672
He's got control, but the Cubs hitters just won't chase.
how many games u guys think that torn ACL gonna cost the cubes?
>>66681771
all of them
>>66681793
u funny nigga
leave to get food and we're losing
Get your shit together Hammel
>Hammel making a faggot of himself
>>66681892
Thought you'd be used to it by now.
Doubles for Dex
>>66682001
I-It's early :/
Atleast we killed that fat cubby
>Clark the Cub
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>66682119
you didnt, but fate did
watch as the important cubbies drop like flies because god cant handle them winning a worlds eries
LOL CUSB
>>66682127
You shut your whore mouth about Clark.
Also,
>cusb
Oh what the fuck was that?
The fuck was that Rizzo?
>>66682174
>>66682181
RF snuck up behind Rizzo.
>>66682174
>>66682181
the hand of providence, anon
cubes cant beat fate
>take a shit and miss all the spaghetti spilling
what in the fuck was that shit kek
fug
got all worried see rizzo run towards the dugout there
GOT HIS ASS
fucking kebab
JUST
WORKS EVERY TIME
>>66682323
FUCK
>All these TOOTBLANs
Nick Allahu Akbar
>>66682440
KEBABS GET OUT
nobrist
ily Goldy
are the bulls disqualified yet? i stopped watching
>>66682542
I think they need to win all their remaining games while the Pacers lose all their remaining games
ded thred
the fuck is wrong with you niggas
where tha memes at
>>66682733
I'm going to get trashed on campus bye
>>66682733
still alive
damn
>>66682757
kek
cubes explode for 6 runs when?
>tfw elite offense turned to shit overnight
>heyward
>good
>>66682781
>ACL
It begins
Fuck yeah Grimm
I would much rather score eighteen runs than have to rely on the pen.
Bryant you faggot stop being a bust
>>66682942
agreed, anon
the team has kinda played like shit tho tbqhwyf
>>66682942
should have told schwarber that before he got runned down
God damn it
reeee
fuck off segura
>>66683013
schwarma didnt even have an rbi
It's a 'Strop gives up a double and breaks down episode'
>>66683030
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66683032
it was his presence
>Strop
Goldy bout to hit a dinger.
GG, D-Backs.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TOOTBLAN
Shut up Goldschmidt you faggot
GOLDYYYYYY!!!
Pretty obvious Rondon is going to give up a dinger to end this
Fuck you Segura
THE ACL WAS THE HARBINGER
THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
CUBES HAVE WON THEIR LAST GAME
>Bumbus Jones
I love Ahmed's defense.
>chicken and waffles
>>66683222
he fucked up, Ross is just slow af
>>66683246
>tfw Len isn't down with chicken and waffles
>>66683246
getting into dangerous racial territory there guys best leave that alone
>tfw this game won't happen
Hahahaaha cubs """""fielding""""""
>>66683280
GOAT game
Fuck this team.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CUBBIES YAAASS
Cubs confirmed 161-1
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>using 6 pitchers against a bad hitting team
>fucking with your own pitchers rhythm for stupid meme Saber matchups that don't even work
gj Joe, managed yourself out of a win there
Cubs looked dead tonight
We needed this win bad, gg cubs bros see you tomorrow
nah, tonight was completely on the O. You can't have 3-9 combine for 1 hit, especially against the 5th guy in their rotation.
>>66683509
Cubes were as ded as this thred
