The Masters Round 2
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/Sp/ieth -5
Mcilroy -3
De Chambeau -3
>Mickelson
Stream at http://www.masters.com/ and on ESPN
>>66676140
How's Tiger doin?
>Chambeau can defy gravity of the slopes
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get your wellies you reddit cunt
>de chambeau
Where's Papi?
>Just finished my round
>McDonalds serve all day breakfast
>mfw
OFFICIAL /MASTERS/ KEK RANKINGS
1. Great Britain
2. Canada
3. Ireland
4. Australia
5. South Africa
6. New Zealand
7. Japan
POWER GAP
88. Chile
89. Haiti
90. China
POWER GAP
9999. United State
99999. Ukraine
999999. Zimbabwe
>>66676211
should add Turks and Caicos Islands somewhere
Hello again, gents.
is brooks koepka on the cusp of being elite
Speef looks frustrated as hell today, I wonder if his gf cucked him in the club house last night.
>>66676230
>red eyes
>slutty outfit
>no gloves
>no sportsbra
she's not playing on my course desu
>>66676205
>playing with 7 friends on sunday morning
>go back to buddys house with everyone
>shit tons of whisky for mint juleps and water moccasin
>good food too
>watching the rest of the masters with them all day on a brand new 4k telly
gonna be a fucking comfy day Sunday
>>66676230
>>66676230
>dubai
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>>66676230
Who's this semon demon
Mickelson is finished
would you a Lydia Ko, /sp/?
>>66676280
>kimchimonkey
No
>>66676254
Not my literal day, was speaking as if i was fatty t b h.
Sounds breddy good though but whats a water moccasin.
mint juleps remind me of HST at the kentuckey derby
Whats
>>66676280
Only if she wore her glasses, desu
>>66676280
She should go out with Lee desu
>>66676280
there's no way she's actually 18, right? she looks 32 in most photos.
that said, she seems like a cool girl and is incredible at golf. i just struggle to believe her age
>>66676280
>DE SHAM BEAU
>Phil's putting
>>66676242
he was cucked by dechambeau you can tell
>>66676247
>he doesn't want to watch dem tittays jiggle
>>66676299
Water Moccasin recipe : peach schnapps. whisky (whiskey,Bourbon...). orange liqueur (cointreau, grand marnier...). sweet and sour mix.
>>66676230
fappin right the fuck now
how much pussy does a guy like dechambeau get?
>elite college golfer
>in the hunt for the masters as an amateur
Do they have sluts on deck for the golfers at night at Agusta?
>>66676299
>>66676327
glass, fill with whiskey of your choosing, drink
>>66676247
>no gloves
>she's holding a putter
Will the conditions be this tough for the weekend too?
>>66676273
Professional golfer Paige Spiranac m8
Any drink with more than two spirits in is pretty gay tbqh
>>66676299
>>66676327
Fuckin' noice. Speaking of cocktails still haven't had a good bloody mary in my life, had a shit one in berlin & know it was shit
>>66676327
This was meant for you famalam >>66676352
When does Tiger tee off lads?
based fucking tom
>>66676352
i refuse to make my own drinks with more than two ingredients
if someone else is making it for me, sure knock yourself out, but it better not taste worse than a straight shot or what's the fucking point
>>66676367
Each to their own faggot. It's a refreshing drink.
>>66676362
>>66676382
I'll make myself a white russian or cut a lime for a dark and stormy. That's as far as it goes.
>>66676362
They put generic cheap sriracha instead of tabasco in it too
>drinking alcohol out of anything besides a claret jug
I've literally heard "get in the hole" twice today. What is he on about.
>tfw no bababooie
>>66676399
>Tabasco
>not cheap or generic
lel
Whatever happened to Kevin Na?
>egg mayo story
>constant respect and clapping for watson
I came here to funpost NOT to feel
QUEEF
U
E
E
F
>>66676392
>deflowering whiskey with anything but 2 (two) drops of distilled water per 14 oz
>>66676392
Hungover at a nice sunday brunch and that would be fucking sick
>Can we get Jordan to stop swingin' his club around?
KEK
just saw Ernie Els' memeing on the 1st hole
my sides, they are a splitting
paul casey seems so irrelevant today yet he's at -2
>tell Jordan to stop swinging his club around
kek
>>66676436
if the water was meant to be in the whiskey the experts at the whiskey distillery would've put it in there for you
THANKS TOM
>>66676436
What if it is shitty old Benchmark?
>>66676419
I mean cheap and generic in a bad way
that green tabasco is dope
I'm looking forward to golden boy Queef getting half the shit Tiger used to get.
>>66676468
THANKS TOM
seriously, are we going to stop pretending it's ok to celebrate a hundred white men who don't let any PoC or women play in their league? How can you watch this racist garbage and look yourself in the mirror after?
I dont have any pictures of fedora on my phone, but if i did id post it and quote all you fucking whiskey faggot.
>>66676492
>people say PoC unironically
cringe
>>66676492
Yes
and;
with zero regrets
>>66676492
>>66676492
i just watch the nba afterwards to make up for it
>>66676492
Here's your reply
>giving him (you)'s
>>66676492
BAIT
A
I
T
>the field is 242 over par today
Jesus Christ
>>66676492
>shitting up a comfy thread with 2/10 bait
>>66676517
this
>tfw Ernie is shit
That swing doesn't deserve such fuck ups
>>66676518
>anything I don't like is bait
Does the truth hurt that much? I can't wait until bigots like yourself are extinct.
>chambeau
Welp!!
at least I'm not this guy, amerite?
>>66676532
i'm really impressed with how mcilroy ground out a score considering this. looked like he shat the bed but he got it together.
i wasn't sure if the course was really playing that hard or if they were spooked by spieth but jordan is showing that it's damn tough out there today.
>>66676539
>tfw his son is severely autistic too
Just tuned in lads. Why is scoring so bad today? Is it the wind?
>>66676546
Lad you know where reddit is so I know you're trolling
>>66676559
Chaplets. When will they learn?
>>66676576
BIG FOOKIN TITTIES
>britbong golphers
>>66676576
Yeah it's been brutal. You can hear it.
>>66676576
How does she even swing with those tits in the way?
>>66676561
The conditions seem better than afternoon yesterday so i'm surprised its so low scoring, but then again i'm not there
>>66676589
WAY TO GO LARRY!!!
>Mize making that putt for the cut
Based.
>Mickelson
what went so horribly wrong?
>you will never be an all-american boy and golfing prodigy like Spieth
why live?
>>66676629
Son must of kept him up all night REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66676576
>tfw you'll always be Rollen with Drolen every morning just to see dem titties
Is Pickledson gonna shank his way right out of the second stage?
>>66676629
HINGE
AND
HOLD
>>66676635
you can be my all-american boy
>Lels
>>66676629
He turned into a Tiger
Would there ever be a Ryder cup here? Don't see it myself but it would be pretty GOAT.
>>66676660
Alright Estelle
>>66676629
What's a good $40 bottle of scotch? Prefer malt, honey, vanilla, but not real sweet
>Tom
;_;
>>66676692
THANKS TOM!!!
>Tom Watson uses a soccer ball themed golf ball
>>66676679
No.
anyone got a streamer?
KERPLUNK
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>66676629
100 bucks says Phil misses the putt
>>66676721
have you tried, oh I don't know:
http://www.cbssports.com/golf/masters/live
GOLLL-LY!
>Unbelievable
Why does everyone suck today?
>>66676692
i prefer natural lite beer and jack daniels or the kraken (red rum is good too)
>>66676254
I mean, I enjoy watching golf by myself while I'm working my work from home job, but who the hell watches it with friends?
GO GO GO GO GO
>>66676739
Wind. Cucking in the club house last night.
Go Go Go
>pls go
What does yelling "GO GO GO GO" at the ball do?
>>66676742
Old J Tiki Fire is the best spiced rum
pretty short for a tee off
/sp/ieth does it again
>>66676760
It makes the ball go. Do you even play golf?
>tom watson puff piece
Would you eat this, /sp/?
>>66676743
I watch with my girlfriend
>this clip show
I cant, lads
I cant
>>66676760
BABA BOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>66676772
I'd eat that sandwich
>>66676772
yeah..duh.
>>66676743
People who are obsessed with golf do?
>>66676772
It would be an honor
>>66676772
yes
>>66676772
All fucking day every day.
>>66676775
G E T I N T H E H O L E
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>>66676743
Watching with my pops after his dialysis
Keeps tellin me that Tom Watson was an alcoholic
>>66676760
What does yelling smashed potatoes do?
What will you do when they show Tiger's last Masters montage?
someone post the prices for food and drinks at augusta please
>>66676772
Those potato chips are probably god tier
>>66676809
I'll cry like a baby
Im not ashamed to admit it
>>66676814
>tfw Jew-free organization
>>66676814
>>66676827
>Snacks
>asprin
>Tylenol
>>66676809
leave halfway through as a tribute
JAIDEEEEEEEEEEEE
When is Bryson DeChambeau going to play the antagonist in a golf movie?
>Fill
>>66676809
>yfw Tiger's montage makes no mention of his wife beating him
back on top
Top that, Chad
DE CHAMP
>>66676827
damn I'd expect prices to be much higher
Is there a more frustrating feeling in golf than when the ball stops rolling directly behind the hole?
Who else /DeChambeau/ here?
>Sky saying Tom's going to get an amazing ovation as he walks up the 18th for the last time
>Immediately cut to Phil missing another easy putt
Fucking hell.
>>66676827
>No Jews Allowed
>>66676842
>he doesn't snack on aspirin
THANKS TOM
>>66676877
Part of the charm. Augusta National are the only people in sports that don't try to extort every last penny out of the consumers.
>no advertising on the grounds ("sports drink", "soda")
>cheap concessions
>four minutes of commercials per hour
>that hanger
:'(
>>66676827
I need to go there
>>66676913
good luck lel, like winning the lottery
>you will never go back in time and sabotage Cink in the 2009 Open play-off
sorry tom
god DAMN
HE'S STILL GOT IT LADS
NO
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO IN
>I was only 9 years old, I loved phil mickelson so much
>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and callaway clubs
>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life
>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil
>I call him a Tiger
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving toward me
>I feel something touch me
>it's phil
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold"
>he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for phil
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for phil
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shaft, I want to please phil
>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and phils me with his love
>my dad walks in
>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling
>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind tickets to the Masters
>Phil is love, Phil is life
>>66676897
THANK YOU THOMAS!!
>>66676929
>calling your dad a nigger
I stopped right three out of respect for your dad
THANKS TOM
What a beautiful putt. Deserved it to go in. Major lump in my throat, and I don't mean a cancerous one.
>>66676949
its a pasta you idiot
>>66676958
>implying
>>66676929
HINGE
AND
HOLD
>>66676958
>it couldnt just roll another 3 ft
>>66676991
I'LL BE BACK says Tommy
>>66676140
>all this tom Watson dick sucking
>>66676585
CURRENT YEAR
If you had Masters tickets, would you follow a group around the course, or just camp out with a few beers at Amen Corner?
SPIETH CHOKING
those fucking putts
LMAO
>CASEY
>>66677004
Fuck off. Tom Watson deserves his dick sucking.
>THE CITY OF CASEY
>>66677017
Uhh no
>>66677007
having been to golf events, camping out is almost always the best option, then follow the last group in
Why does the PGA tour allow its biggest event to be hosted by a racist organization?
>>66677007
Park it. Fuck walking.
who's our guy?
damn that was close
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
also, nice shot phil
Too much hinge or too much hold?
>>66677007
depends on the day
thursday and friday you pick an earlier pairing to follow all 18, then you go back and follow the current leader
on saturday you get drunk as fuck and hurl insults at bubba for being a total faggot and then asking jordan if he'll let you suck him off in the clubhouse after the round
on sunday you meet up with the old guys you met on saturday night that are probably a part of the iluminati and they shuffle you up near the action on 18 in return for sneaking them malted spirits as the day progresses
>JERDIN SPOYTHE
Your face when you realize every tournament will now have ultra-HD low altitude slow flybys of every hole thanks to drones
>get a beautiful pin shot
>miss the putt again
>>66677047
It's the American way
LEL
E
L
>not putting enough science on your putt
>>66677048
>Danny "tfw no gf" Lee
Fuck you Spieth I believed in you
>gordon beef
>16 cucking everybody
>>66677071
>beautiful pin shot
What in the fuck are you talking about faggot
Is Dechambeau winning meme magic, spee?
>tigers goat chip shot at 16th was 41 years ago
>an amateur is in 2nd place
Nice tour there America
>>66677132
>who is Paul Dunne
>>66677120
That'd be something. I think his odds were at like 500/1.
>>66677120
Hard to really have meme magic before the weekend.
1970's Mercedez benz were hideous
>Rose
So unlucky
>Weir still playing professional golf
Literally why
who else /nocuticlesbecausefingerpickingisfun/ here?
who's the camera guy for this
I cant see where anything's landed
>>66677181
I quit picking my nails a few years back and now my fingers don't look fucked up or hurt anymore. Pretty nice to be quite honest, family
>>66677181
shit are you me? just as I read that I noticed I was biting mine down to nothing. pain is fun.
man spieth really has a stick up his ass today. this is great.
also, i'm not gay but looking at MemeChambeau the dude must get pussy for days
classic hinge and hold
BIG FOOKIN MICKLETITTIES
tfw can't drink a bunch of beer while watching the Masters because i'm sick as fuck.
>>66677197
what's the secret?
>>66677202
I want that polo he's wearing.
>motherfucking Bryson DeChambreau
>>66677189
>Thinking there's one camera guy
How autistic can you be?
>Spieth v. McIlroy on Sunday in final pairing
>The Alpha Barn Rat shoots 62 and tests the tensile strength of the storied green jacket
>chambeau thinking he can meme his way to a chip in
>>66677202
>>66677219
Faggots
>>66677217
I feel your pain bro. Been in bed for two days. I think I'm gonna say fuck it and drink through it tonight
>>66677218
My nails were so fucking flimsy from years of picking on them, which made it really easy to continue to pick them.
The way I broke the habit was by putting nail hardener (clear nail laquer) on my fingernails to help the nails get harder, and then I stopped picking my fingernails one by one.
Took about three months to break the habit.
>>66677250
Homophobia is not welcome here
CHOKE
>>66677250
DAE think Spieth is a little dadboddy?
>JORDAN
CMON KEK
>>66677217
What is your affliction?
>>66677250
>being this insecure
>>66677239
I lold
>>66677257
can I cup your balls once?
>>66677253
I'm going to take a big ass dose of NyQuil around 9:00 tonight in hopes of being able to drink tomorrow night. So over this shit right now.
B O G E Y
O
G
E
Y
>>66677239
>mfw I checked and he's only 4 shots back
lmao
>>66677265
Sinus infection. Nothing too horrible but very irritating.
Spent today working from home (aka watching the Masters all day).
Would you be able to shoot under 100 at Augusta, /sp/?
>>66677257
You really think they knowingly allow fags at Augusta?
>tfw Payne Stewart is still dead
