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This weekend:
>Rothwell vs JDS on Sunday
>Rothwell's post fight speech crated some new memes
>Dana to announce "big news" on Sportsnet on Saturday at 8pm
old >>66664437
first for heems and memes
Fuck Joe Warren
good thread
any burgerbros getting up early sunday?
Fighters who piss you off? I'll start. Mark Hunt. Tattooed Eminem wannabe fat moron.
>>66670436
i get up early everyday
>>66670464
please rename /heem/ to /Ngannou/
>>66670464
Connor Mcgregor
he lost a fight and he reminds me of the kid who bullied me in middle school
>>66670453
Name ONE area in which Joe Rogan is an expert.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/8/11390376/ufc-fight-night-rothwell-vs-dos-santos-idiots-guide-preview-to-maryna-moroz-cristina-stanciu
I cant wait for this match tbqh
>>66670489
BJJ (2 time black belt) TKD (blackbelt and champion)
Lads my device doesn't have webm support, post your best gifs please
>>66670489
Psychedelic drugs and pseudo science
>>66670489
confusing me into thinking he's dana white, fucking white people, I tell you.
>>66670453
>>66670489
Kicking
>>66670498
if joe rogan is white you're white
>>66670476
rewatched this a few hours ago. not one of huntos better moments
>>66670496
>>66670495
>excited for wmma prelim fight
>hates the idea of Wandy/Kimbo
You weirdo
we were talking about aleksandra albu
>>66670496
>>66670478
this 2bh
>Daily reminder Mark Hunt nearly Armbarred Ben Rothwell and Ben had to be saved by the bell
>>66670511
>Not liking Spicy Bangers
>>66670513
the pull up girl. fucking based
>>66670513
drug testing killed her ''''''career'''''''
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/8/11391368/miesha-tate-ufc-didnt-feel-that-an-immediate-rematch-with-holly-holm
Why cant the UFC be consistent? I think whenever you finish your opponent you dont get an immediate rematch
>>66670533
Guy has some good Greco
Reminder that MMA is human cockfighting and should be banned
http://nypost.com/2016/04/07/watch-this-savage-mma-fight-and-say-it-should-be-legal/
http://nypost.com/2016/04/07/watch-this-savage-mma-fight-and-say-it-should-be-legal/
http://nypost.com/2016/04/07/watch-this-savage-mma-fight-and-say-it-should-be-legal/
> In July 2014, Joe Rogan was surfing with fellow UFC members when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-workers rushed to help, Rogan held out an arm in front of them, stopping them, and was reported as saying "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". And proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>>66670521
>Daily reminder Hunto was really close to getting prime Fedor in an americana, but had no real experience with jiu jitsu at the time
what could have been, senpai, aparently he was trying to grab the arm when he should have grabbed his wrist, feels badman
>>66670534
you placed the quotation marks on the wrong word: drug testing """killed""" her career
fixed, if you know what i mean
>>66670510
he looks like gay porno actor
>>66670549
arianny
>>66670542
>you now remember that pre USADA JDS was actually fast
>>66670547
I think most of his grappling training lately is just focused on TDD and defensive jits to scramble to his feet.
But still that dude is so fucking strong he could develop a monster top game.
>>66670542
If Frank Mir dedicated his career to developing takedowns and clinch transitions, he could have been one of the best ever. Most heavyweights don't have great ground games and Frank is unreal.
Is still pisses me off that he's gone through this "I can stand and strike too guys!" phase. I like him much less now.
>>66670547
>he could have subbed this dude but didn't know what he was doing
Wow that's worth knowing
>>66670516
>>66670527
>>66670533
what the fuck is this?
>>66670555
stop, i already paid for my sins
>>66670395
The UFC website is a clusterfuck of mediocrity and the slowest loading content on the entire internet. A highschool coding project has better design and implementation.
>>66670567
His boxing is decent but he cant take a punch. His shots are so fucking terrible too. He just ducks his head and runs at guys. Are his knees destroyed and he cant shoot or something?
>>66670395
shut up you cunt
>>66670542
>JDS vs Mir - kek
libfag would shit his pants if he saw bigfoot vs hunto
>>66670577
>there are people who use the UFC website for anything except FitePass
>>66670574
>stop, i already paid for my sins
LIAR
>>66670542
MISTA SPEEKA
>>66670589
>he PAYS for FightAss
>>66670542
>Old white guy
yeah no wonder
put me heem coach
>>66670589
it's also where I buy replica belts to play with in the bedroom
you gotta go five rounds to dethrone the champ if you know what I mean
>>66670580
His boxing isn't really that good. It's acceptable, but I wouldn't say it's good at all. I'm pretty sure his knees got fucked up in his bike accident but I'm not positive.
I JUST WANT TO PET MY DOG
>Mishka is a registered ESA or emotional support animal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZIZ44Ikf2c
>>66670485
>getting bullied
Post some bloody webms to please the Just Bleed Gods.
>>66670597
Yeah no I don't pay Dana 120 bucks a year for old fights and regional orgs, I just can't see any other reason to use their website
>>66670630
>His boxing isn't really that good. It's acceptable, but I wouldn't say it's good
Which is why I said decent and not good.
requesting to change it from /heem/ to /ngannou/
>>66670640
if he never lets go do you think miyazaki starts punching him?
>>66670640
>>66670644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU
>>66670644
Ngannou and Rose are the best couple in MMA
>>66670643
I wasn't arguing with you bud
>>66670485
>getting bullied by a white boi
>>66670646
"Rory just quit"
>>66670485
>bullied by a 5'6 ginger skeleton
you deserved it
>>66670644
>>66670644
>>66670644
someone post ngannou KO webm pls
>>66670649
>tfw no Kailin gf to sing songs to you
>>66670650
i agree, good lad
>>66670567
Frank can stand with most people when he goes after it. Frank playing it safe is really bad. He would have done better against Hunt if he just came out swinging.
You cucks are pathetic. I cant wait until Blaydes wrestle reams this french dork.
>>66670666
>>66670644
he looks like Pusha T
>>66670659
Robbie wouldn't have done that shit
>>66670674
Hunt would have countered him easily. His only hope was spam stake-downs and hope to blonk on the ground in good sub position.
>>66670674
Normally I agree but I doubt he could KO hunt in a wild exchange and Hunt is too composed and his timing is too good. He should have used his boxing to enter the clinch and dirty box with him a bit before trying to take him down though.
>>66670686
Cant Unsee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-2ckLBV21g
post colbz
Would Lawler's latest UFC run have been as successful had he not been juiced to the gills?
>>66670685
that was brutal, tnx. i'm talking my friend into buying the ticket for the UFC Zagreb, i think this will change his mind.
>>66670676
It's pretty bizarre, he's had like one fight and was unheralded coming in
>>66670694
yeah he totally chose to do that, it was a logical choice
his head bobbling around and barely clinging to consciousness is his choice that he made lol
>>66670674
Frank can't stand with most people, but he can throw hands. His chin is shit and he doesn't have the best head movement or footwork, either. He is better than most on the ground and he's worse than most on the feet, plain and simple.
>>66670707
>>66670703
>coontunes
eyl
>>66670710
Its a close match up desu. Curtis is a good wrestler and might wrestle fuck him or dirty box him against the cage. I hope Francis lands dat uppercut though.
>>66670705
>dat jab
Love Joanna.
>>66670720
>Not liking Pusha T
>>66670718
She shills so hard for Reebok, I wonder what they're paying her
https://youtu.be/A8KVXnIeIg8
based ngannou
>>66670734
she sure ain't gonna retire on ufc money
>>66670722
>JJ forced Pena to get a nosejob after this fight
>shes now a top tier qt
Ty based Joanna hungjaycheck, number 1 cosmetic surgeon in all of poland
>>66670705
Teep her off, break her striking range.
>>66670735
why the fuck is he trying to speak english next to the translator??????????????????????
>>66670747
agreed, she's totally a babe now and has Joanna to thank
congrats to cyborg UFC
>>66670747
fuck meant Penne, soz lads
>>66670747
>>66670752
did she really get a nose job? post pics
>>66670718
>tfw she will never break into your hotel room late at night and sex bully you
>>66670758
compare this with >>66670722
>>66670758
she had to dude
her nose was totally crushed
>>66670780
she should have done it when she was 18
>>66670712
This cuck meme is past the point of tongue-in-cheek.
The way heem has been posting recently that the majority of posting are actually cuckold scum.
Like, you guys are making Lithuania seem alpha and masculine in comparison for fucks sake.
>>66670774
Confirmed, the wicked witch of the west nose is gone.
Why do Italians have such big noses?
post your face when weigh-ins are in 6 bongs
>Makdessi vs Baghdad at ufc 199
SPICY banger lads
>>66670790
They are """pretending""" to be cucks. As in, they actually are cucks but aren't ready to admit it, so they just talk about it """""ironically"""".
Is JDS gonna get murked?
I think likely, but I still need to see him get flogged once before I will accept old JDS is gone.
>>66670774
penne bunda
>>66670803
like homos who fap to traps arent ready to admit they are bum bandits
>>66670796
weigh ins are tomorrow
>>66670810
perfect t b h
>tfw you will never comfort her after she has been flogged in a fight and gentle push ur cock up her bum-hole
>>66670553
how would you know what a gay porno looks like?
>>66670809
The horrible Overeem fight where the only clean punch that landed ended it wasn't enough?
>>66670809
heavyweight is such a meme, i think rothwell should lose just based on how heavyweight works you're not supposed to win too many in a row
>>66670812
stfu
>>66670810
33 years old
>>66670829
>heavyweight is such a meme
What a worthless statement devoid of any knowledge, insight or wit
It should be an example on the front page on how not to post
>>66670819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_E0jE6Kb2Q
>>66670809
I feel bad for JDS man he seems like a nice guy, whenever he is in interviews he has this goofy look on his face, like he's just happy to be there and be a part of the ride. Pretty kawaii t b h. I hope he's alright
>>66670838
Explains your dislike for Yoel
>>66670796
>>66670815
You're joking, please don't tell me this is a Sunday card
>>66670867
it is
weigh ins are precisely 25 hours from now
>>66670866
yes
>>66670774
looks waaaaaay better now
>>66670866
I love Yoel but you can't blame someone for disliking a Jesus freak that fights dirty
>>66670826
I just keep thinking old JDS will come-back, like he will get over his mental scars and fight decently again. I know its wishful thinking at this point.
>>66670829
I was just reminiscing how GOAT the HW golden era of K1 was and sad we will never see the like ever again. But we wont even get anything close to it in mma which has now taken over from it.
i thought this was some weird tattoo shit at first
>>66670546
I kek'd, have a (you)
btw guys i did some time in jail cause i killed some serbian guy with the roundhouse kick.
>>66670873
Dana is killing me here
Have to be up at 08:00ish for Uni, my sleep scheduled is screwed to all shit currently
>>66670546
that actually sounds like something he would say on stage
>>66670908
Just watch the fights the next day
>>66670862
Remember when he knocked Cain's block off, he was so happy to be champ, beaming with pride at the press conference, while Dana White and UFC were pissed off as fuck, visibly shitted and being passive agressive cunts to him.
>cunt should have shot for take-down
It was like Dana White on commentary in Pride when Rampage flogged Chuck.
>>66670925
jesus frickin christ, where is the volume for instagram
>>66670897
its a recovery thing where you heat up some glass and put it on the area of the muscle to relax it
popular method with the Chinese
>>66670897
mmmmmmm
Just had a casual make a decent point in that the last time RDA defended his belt was around the same time Conor won it, so there should be an interim belt for Lightweight too
Obviously it doesn't work that way and there's more to it, but I thought it was a decent point desu
>>66670955
/HIGHTEST/ fight
>>66670955
>McMann
more liek is a man
>>66670895
>K1 golden era
truly glorious senpai, heres a throwback to absolutly world class spicy banger. Ray Sefo vs Mark Hunt. They literally stand and bang and chin check eachother in the middle of the ring
>you will never have a skull like a fucking cinder block
fucking coconuts mang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnQi2PLvy2c&ab_channel=heremaiawalker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgRfzHRRulk
why UFC don't have this meme entrances? isn't america all that about?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/8/11390050/tiffany-van-soest-signs-with-invicta-and-glory
Hopefully she will actually get paid. I also did not know Glory put on Female Fights
Gina Carano
>>66670936
>quietly mentioning Chuck not following the gameplan any time Bas asks him something
>that tone of voice
>that look on his face when he shakes Bas and Mauro's (iirc) hand and leaves
>>66670986
Dana wants to impress Reebok and be Super Serial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1OnZR3zNp8
>feels
>>66670986
>he hasn't seen Chuck and Tito on the old entrance ramp
>>66670986
Although they look cool the entrance ramp takes up a couple hundred seats, and Dana's all about them shekals baby
>>66670993
Was probably Quadros not Mauro.
>>66670936
>>66670993
tbf he had a fuck ton of money riding on that
>>66670931
And drop my fightfan status?
Never
>>66670968
No it isn't because it's retarded there's a interim FW title fight in the first place
so when the fuck is fronk getting his shot? this is some bullshit tbqhwy
>>66671008
it was Damon "The Dog" perry
>>66671003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVpwofBnNtc&nohtml5=False
superior space mirko
anyone got the spicy banger list?
>>66670978
>kickboxing
How irrelevant
what PRIDE events should i recommend to my weeaboo friend who doesn't watch MMA
>>66670955
>when jaws collide
>>66671013
relax prelims start at 3:30PM
>>66671040
>>66671032
That was my initial thought but I remembered as a one and done for some reason
>>66670978
I love it, man. I think the all the K1 WGPs from 1996 - 2006 are the absolute pinnacle of combat sports. I have them on permanent rotation whenever I wanna mong out on the couch with heem action.
>tfw everyone just bullies your boy all the time
fuck you all
>>66671054
thanks senpai
>>66671034
you can clearly see in his face that he can't belive what he's doing. kek
>>66671060
where2download
>>66670993
>not following the gameplan
the sheer butthurt in Dana's voice was priceless
>>66671080
The K-1 library is on Fight Pass, you goof.
>>66671046
Total Elimination 2004, the opening round of the HW GP
It serves as a great intro to Pride and what made them unique, and every single fight is fantastic
>>66670795
Rose isn't Italian, she's Lithcuckanian.
>>66671060
BAAA BOOOOOOM and he's out cold. most beautiful roundhouse kick iv'e ever seen. Bard Hari GOAT. Too bad he's fighting on private events for fucking Saudis and shit.
>>66671096
i know i was posting a woman with a nice nose
>>66671080
practically every k-1 is on youtube
Anon, you say "deleted chin" as if one can run out of chin resource
>>66671046
Pride GP 2006 is a pretty good start spicy bangers senpai. Even the opening will appeal to his weaboo/casual tastes. Sreeching jap announcer, oiled up man banging a drum and the groovy Pride theme will have him hooked in no time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcXCrQE_pjo&ab_channel=Dunafraid
>>66671054
Someone should make a spicy cuckings list.
>>66671061
who is it
>>66671080
There use to be a pretty good torrent that floats around, it should be called,
>K-1 All Final 8 WGP Tournaments 1993-2012
Did the fight pass end up getting the K-1 Library, most of what I have is old xvid dvd-rips, would love to replace it with x264 webrips?
>>66671116
gus
he fucking beat dc for fucks sake
>>66671113
be the change you want to see in the world
-bj penn
>>66671103
Oh. Well, to answer your question, because they're descended from the Romans who interbred with the Jews a lot back in the day.
>>66671133
People like Gus
>>66671110
2006 was when Pride started going downhill
also the GP weren't singular events
>>66671133
UFC 112: Phil Davis vs Alexander Gustaffson. You know remember.
>>66671098
Definition of wasted potential, hangs around degenerate crimes and doing dumb shit. Hoping Jon Jones doesn't have a Hari like career.
>>66671080
Not sure if this will work if you aren't logged in, but
http://rutracker.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=257
>>66671152
Gustafsson.
>>66671152
fucking kys
>>66671080
Fuck the kickboxing, where the hell do I download K1 Hero's stuff?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/7/11388246/khabib-nurmagomedov-gets-replacement-darrell-horcher-at-ufc-on-fox-19
>Khabib fighting a nobody and not Cowboy
missed this piece of news
that sucks desu
>>66671177
darrell whorcher?
>>66671133
No he didn't.
polygon4polygon best fightan game ever
>>66671177
Kinda better for Khabibi to have a warm up fight, t b h , i m o, m8
>>66671177
he'll miss 2 years after the fight anyway no point in hurting a relevant guy's career
>>66671177
if cowboy wasnt such a pussy and didnt pull out we would have a top tier fight
now will see kebab ragdolling some who for 3 rounds
>>66671173
Is this it?
http://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=227026
>>66670603
Thanks breh. Much appreciated
>>66668813
Yoel Romero is my #1 Anti Boy.
Post more Anti Boys
>>66671229
Jon Jones
post anti-boys
>>66671177
>he doesn't enjoy a Rocky storyline
http://youtu.be/VlQ8cnrGz00
>>66671229
Pride edition
Akihiro Gono
Marcus Aurelio
Naoya Ogawa (Despise this cunt)
Semmy Schilt
Yoshida and his little buddy Kaz Nakamura
>>66671224
That looks like everything, all qualifying and K-1 max stuff too.
If you want the true GOAT events, stick with the World GP Finals for each year.
>>66671229
>>66671237
Jose Aldo
>>66670510
le natty hue man
>>66671159
this makes me want to cancel my fight pass sub
>>66671177
>Guy takes the fight
>Loses
>Wins one after and loses another
>Cut for being 1-2
>>66671237
shut up
>>66671263
This.
Lads, it just dawned on me that MMA will be bigger than boxing. When you look at the big picture, it just has all the elements necessary for it to gain and sustain an incredible amount of popularity.
hey guys im trying to remember a fight and I was wondering if someone could help me, it was cowboy koing some black guy fast as fuck anyone know what fight it is?
>>66670640
I have absolutely no problem with refs that break a fighters finger if they don't immediately release.
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>66671281
It's already bigger than boxing, you goof.
We're going for soccer next.
>>66671268
Artem paved the way for bad record holders. As long as you give a once in history performance, Dana will never cut you.
>>66671285
Melvin Guilard?
>>66671308
thats the one thank you
>>66671237
The Gracie family (except Renzo)
Donald Cerrone
Urijah Faber
Chris Weidman
Brendan Schaub
Jose Aldo
Ronda Rousey
Steve Mazzagatti
Frank Trigg
Ken Shamrock
Jake Lellenburger
Yoel Romero
and that's it
>>66671318
oh yeah, and Travis Browne
>In October 2001, Joe Rogan met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Rogan became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
>>66671318
Renzo is just as low as the rest of the disGracies, don't be fooled by his charms
>>66671293
Luke Rockhold's style and strengths are basically a hard counter to Chris dude. Think about it.
>>66671237
yoel romero
uriah faber
daniel cormier
bisping
dodson
>>66671314
That was a funny one, I think Cowboy got rocked first then rekt Melivin when he went in for the kill.
>>66671345
b-but he reads galbraith
>>66671296
As much as we meme on Artem he did save the last season of the ultimate fighter. Without his comeback and triple knockout run the competion would have been a shitfest of ground and pound and mediocre Jiu-Jitsu. I kind of feel like Dana kind of owes him a little, he will probably keep him around for maybe 2 more losses, plus papa Dana has a soft spot for KO artists.
>that satisfying sound his short stumpy limbs make when the smash into peoples heads and heem them
das it mane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlywO-Mt_KY
>>66671365
>thought he looked like a killer on TUF
>turns out his opponents just couldn't gameplan for shit
What a bust of a season
>>66671365
being conor's fucboi doesn't hurt either
>>66671388
Oh man I haven't seen this dude in like three years
>>66671351
No he doesn't.
become unstoppable
yo Cristina Stanciu is fuckin qt as fuck
>>66671407
Yes, he 100% does lol
Every single one of Weidman's strengths is countered by Rockhold's style and all of Rockhold's strengths are complimented by Weidman's style
You now remember that /b/ almost made War Machine kill himself.
>>66671424
Not really
>>66671416
Looks like Miesha a fair bit
>>66671430
Yes, really. 100%
>>66671449
Agree to disagree
>>66671454
Care to explain at all or are you scared?
