>Friday 8 April
Chiefs 29 -23 Blues
23:00 Force v Crusaders, nib Stadium, Perth
>Saturday 9 April
5:00 Stormers v Sunwolves, Newlands, Cape Town
19:35 Hurricanes v Jaguares, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
21:40 Reds v Highlanders, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
>Sunday 10 April
3:05 Sharks v Lions, Kings Park, Durban
5:10 Kings v Bulls, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth
BYES: Brumbies, Cheetahs, Rebels, Waratahs
Call for blackup lads
Why's their winger a currymuncher?
>>66668732
>2 proud queenslanders.jpeg
nina on model watch
>>66668737
>>>66668732 →
>Not remembering when the Hong Kong Sevens was the only Sevens and it was on TV1
Poos on pooicide watch ftfy
Daily reminder that it's literally our year
t. CruBASEDers fan
Who was the semen slurper who just kissed the Hoff?
>>66668753
Literally the good old days
Force backline looks much better this week
15 Dane Haylett-Petty, FB
14 Luke Morahan, W
13 Ben Tapuai, C
12 Solomoni Rasolea, C
11 Semisi Masirewa, W
10 Peter Grant, FH
9 Alby Mathewson, SH
Still going to lose a horribly boring game though
>"Alex, how do you feel about your callup to the Wales squad?"
>"genuinely just here for a laff m8"
>>66668761
Friendly rugminder that the Basedbies WILL win the comp
>>66668780
>not even the best team in aus
>>66668776
I grew up in HK and we went to the Sevens on the reg, they were fucking dope. So fucking lame that it's not a meme roadshow.
Who would win in a tag team match between Bakkies Botha & Viktor Matfield v Ali Williams & Brodie Retallick?
>>66668791
pathetic bait
sort yourself out
What went wrong?
>>66668794
you a chink m8
>>66668798
Nawww bru Brodies a gentle giant
>>66668798
Is Shawn Michaels the ref, and is Sting sitting in the front row wearing a mask of himself?
Which will happen first?
>Ball Sacks lose a game at Memeden
>Whales beat Australia in a Rugby match
>Australia lose a cricket Test match at the Gabba
Just give us the fucking cup
>>66668798
The saffas. Definitely.
>>66668798
ali williams wasnt that good
>>66668818
>>Australia lose a cricket Test match at the Gabba
This one because I know nothing about cricket but know the other two will literally never happen
>>66668802
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>66668798
Ali and Brodie don't strike me as the type who are particularly good in a fight.
>>66668802
lel this is going to get to a point where someone waits for a new thread to be made just to cap the '0 posters'
>>66668811
>not tucking in his shirt at a black tie function
scruffycunt/10
>>66668831
Well I'm pretty sure Australia beat New Zealand at Memeden since Australia last lost a Test at the Gabba
>>66668798
swap out one of them for Brad Thorn then you have your self a lock fight mate
>>66668802
how can you be this autistic
>>66668803
Na M8, white as the driven snow. Parents got posted over there for NZ companies flexing their muscle in SE asia.
>>66668802
>the state of /afl/'s OP images
Any one here from NSW?
Who else heading over to Japan for the 2019 world cup?
>you now remember /int/ exists
>>>/int/57558713
worse board on this site t b h
>>66668853
Fuck I knew there was another new zealand lock from that period that I couldn't think of.
I guess I just don't think of Brad Thorn as a kiwi because he lived and played in Australia and is actually an Australian and New Zealand stole him away because their forwards are so poor and they needed an Australian one.
>>66668917
I might do my PhD. over there. Defo keen regardless.
>>66668938
I didn't know Mosgiel was in Queensland!
>>66668928
no its >>>/asp/ ever since wrasslin moved there
>>66668917
Seriously considering it, I have the money but it's ages away yet.
>>66668946
To be fair the stuff that you don't know could fill the Brisbane River (that's a river running through the city where Brad Thorn was born and raised).
>>66668917
Yeah probably. Got some good mates there. Couple of exes I can look up too.
>>66668948
Same here, cashed up and basically just waiting for ticket ballots. I do a shit load of business out of there, so I can stay with mates, but need the tickets. Likely gonna spend the entire tourny over there, so looking at getting as many tickets as I can get my hands on.
>>66668944
>living in japan
dont lad its shit
go for a holiday but dont fucking live there
What is New Zealand's obsession with making their national teams synonymous with black?
have they been a cuck nation all along?
>>66668966
>anon thinks his JRPG is real life
>>66668957
Is that river the one that you furiously backpedal in?
>>66668973
>all whites
>silver ferns
>kiwis
>>66668972
Have a lecturer who has connections at a uni there and there are good scholarship options.
Why is it shit? Cost of living? Culture?
>>66668973
That is fucking rich seeing your flag looks like an electric fence keeping the black from everyone else, but you had to go and fuck it up by letting them out.
>>66668973
Because we're the ones doing the cucking
Samoa vs Kenya on right now lads
>>66668802
Is it past 12 in hobbiton?
Can you watch a game in a pub there if it will end past midnight?
What time do you arrive?
Post in-between-games tunes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzyUHxmkg0
>>66668980
>>66668957
im enjoying these posts
You can only post in this thread if you can go to the pub and walk home after dark.
NOT SO FAST SUID AFRIKA.
>>66668868
your mum flexed my southeast muscle last night, son.
>>66668988
tall blacks
>>66669009
>trap "music"
didn't realise it was 2013 still
>>66668957
>yfw Thornsie played for the Jr kangaroos
>>66669018
No she didn't, unless you found her ashes we scattered some years ago.
>>66669017
>not going to the pub with the lads, getting shit-faced drunk and on the way back assaulting some darkies
lmao, its 2016 grandpa, get with the time
>>66668995
kek
>>66669017
uber m8. walking is for peasants / blacks
>>66669020
nah most of them are white manlets tßh
>>66669037
JUST
>>66669017
>he lives in a country where you are not allowed to drive under the influence of alcohol
>>66669017
I can in my uni town but now girls are getting raped :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCJg63SziL4&nohtml5=False
>>66669029
>He stops listening to certain types of music once it stops being popular
You're no fun Bitchspouter
>>66669043
>>66669053
Kekking at this damage control
They have to hide inside a metal box so they don't get mugged by blacks
>>66669043
Sorry that was (both) me. I've got a fuckoad of SA mates and my missus came here after bleks jacked her 7 series at gunpoint in 'berg.
>>66669059
Piss off would you, sucking up to some namefag is one thing but your limp wrist taste in music is too much.
Here's a tip for anyone on the internet. Next time you feel like sharing your horrible taste in music don't. You're not deep, you're not on the cutting edge. Nobody cares.
>>66669059
best kiwi band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dhMwTXwKzs
>>66669065
you only get mugged / cucked if you're a complete retard. i lived in Edinburgh Scotland and my house got broken into twice. 25 living in SA - no incidents
>>66669081
Based Daniel
Post some of depressing metal shit m8
This thread is now lekker bru.
>>66669081
>You're not deep, you're not on the cutting edge.
>Implying anyone would think Fat Freddy are either
Calm the fuck down m8
>>66669102
>petty criminals vs racial targeting
>>66669102
>you only get mugged / cucked if you're a complete retard.
>my house got broken into twice.
>HK7s
>"most important leg of the 7s"
>Don't have a working clock graphic
>Kek
>>66669118
>you only get mugged / cucked if you're a complete retard.
>In SA
>if you let the blacks get past the electric fence
>>66669135
Ignore him, there's no way he's been outside his parents basement.
>>66669075
i'm from joburg as well and my gf also wants to GTFO desu
I've been held at knifepoint once, and shot at once in my entire 19 years here (spent 4 years in the UK), its honestly not as bad as it seems.
If you're a fucking retard then you will come across crime, but if you apply common sense, there's nothing wrong. All you have to do is have a more secure house than your neighbours'
>>66669154
Kek are you trying to protect your bf from me?
penalty!
>>66669169
this desu.
Also far less pedophiles in SA imo
>>66669187
top slag
Please stop bullying the Saffers lads
>>66669204
not being bullied at all lad, thanks for concern, but we can handle our own, check economic stability of South Africa in Apartheid era for a reference
>>66669204
Kek are you trying to protect your bf from me?
Nina on my wife watch
>>66669169
m8 you should be able to live without a fortress and worrying about being shot and raped by blacks
if you think you need to apply common sense to avoid it you are fucking insanse.
>tfw you will never live like your mates who gtfo and live in white areas where the mail man leaves your gopro on the front porch for you to collect when you get home from work
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/15/nz_badminton_kerfuffle/
>...but the International Badminton Federation (IBF) has decided not to take the Black Cocks lying down. Skelt admitted: "They don't want to see the game lose its composure for the want of a gimmicky name. If you're over in China and you get introduced as the Black Cocks, it raises some issues."
>IBF in charge of handling the bantz
>>66669224
there are blacks whever ever you go and in every city and they will always steal your go pro. dont be so fucking ignorant
>>66669218
Kek are you trying to protect your bf from me?
>>66669245
Kek are you trying to make me your bf?
Wales BTFO
Korean zerg dominating
Any of you lads going to that beer festival at Monte tomorrow? Know if they will be showing the morning games on that giant TV?
>>66669289
most korean players are relatively most better at terran than whitey fyi.
>>66669315
i'm sure theyll show the sharks v lions game.
Monte is a bit far for me tho. Rosebank fag here gonna watch it this side bc dont want black cops throwing me in jail for drinking driving
>>66669265
Jokes on you faggot I'm a gril.
>>66669361
W E L L Y
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>>66669373
I'm heading to El Horno later if you want to meet up
>>66669361
C H C H
H
C
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>>66669361
when are you moving to Brisbane, bb?
>>66669401
Based WalkBro
>>66669373
>>66669390
Queenstown losers, so I can get massive amounts of fresh tourist cock.
>>66669361
>>66669409
kys statscunt
Hogan in the Sevens crowd.
Fun fact during the law suit where Hulk Hogan won 200 something million from Gawker it was revealed he has a thermos sized penis.
>>66669408
>implying im a ppsb
deck yourself
>>66669426
Is there a standardised Thermos size?
USA will win the Olympic sevens gold this year
Calling it
Why do all the League players have nigger stickers on their arms?
>>66669456
men or women
Anyone watching sevens over Super Rugby I hope your Fedora is filled with venomous snakes
Are the Crusaders the most hated team in world rugby?
>>66669389
Got work tomorrow Tbh
>>66669409
have fun riding zhang's 1 inch cock on the chinese tour bus.
Farce already opening their loose anus for another pumping
Thats another Nadolo assist
boring
M E A T P I E S
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>boresaders
Wyatt Crocket must hold the record for most games being penalized consecutively
>exciting blues vs chiefs
>followed by this 'game'
Nice time for this game †bh.
I wanted to fall asleep and I think this will do the job
>nadolo kicking
>>66668200
lmao @ you
>>66669037
Top kek
>>66669018
>having a curved cock
just kicked for territory lads
Switched over to the sevens lads
>>66666666
HEEM'D
>>66669610
it was a weeaboo using a script
>the farce
physically painful to watch
>>66669610
Been and gone m8. I think I read that a Peruvian scriptfag weeb got it
I hope the Force win this, because I hate chc people that much.
Hoping to see some Kearnsy butthurt tonight lads
What's the score?
>>66669678
8-6 Crubaseders lead
>The state of the Saders' facial hair
kek romano hands
McNicholls looking good
ogre
>letting the worst nz winger score against you
McNicholl is pretty underrated Tbh. He's had a great season so far
TRY!
CRRRRRRUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAADEEEERS!
>>66669710
faggot
Is the Sevens still on the qualifiers stage?
like germany and morocco and shit
>>66669622
>>66669627
lame tbqh
>>66669716
>>66669730
He's been a lot better recently tbf. And it's about time too, now they may not have to be so dependent on Nadolo to make an impact in the backline.
>>66669756
That's good. I haven't really watched him this year, I just remember him being easily the worst outside back in the nz conference back in 2014.
How much would someone have to pay you to see a Force game live?
I'd go for a $100
just bumped my funny bone lads
>it's only just turned halftime
>>66669802
m-maybe it will be a flowing, mistake free match with no stoppages next half.
>>66669785
i bet the wife wasnt laughing haha
>the most entertaining club rugby in the world™
>the other game on ""today""
JUST
>>66669829
>6 of the bottom 8 are south african conference teams
enjoy your end to end rugby lads
>>66669829
Reds though, isn't it like round 7 right now?
>a try a week
>>66669829
delete this
>>66669868
they went 2 rounds with only a single turnover won too.
>Apologies for the bad language you may have heard there
>>66669829
Chiefs literally carrying this "compootition" on their backs
How do I get a body like this?
>>66669904
Have Weet-Bix and milk, the perfect breakfast for young kiwis
>>66669904
develop an intense love of cocks
>>66669904
Jog slowly for 80 minutes per day
Eat a healthy diet of rump steak and potatoes
Bring back Leon Macdonald
>>66669904
get your Helicopter license and shill hard for Beats by Dre
>>66669829
Funny how the Loins and Cheatahs used to be the two worst SA teams. I mean the Cheetahs aren't that much better ATM but both teams used to be a joke.
How do I get arms like this?
>>66669957
the cheetos were entertaining to watch even when shit
>>66669966
Jerk off occasionally. I'm on the same regiment
Nice try you fucking frogs. FUCK YOU FOR MURUROA.
>>66669966
be a normal sized person
>>66669949
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Super_12_season#Grand_final
>This fucking GOATsaders lineup
Literally unstoppable
>>66669999
mirin digits
>>66669999
ohhhhhhhhh
>>66670010
>Mehrtens & Marshall v Larkham & Gregan
>>66670010
Well yeah they won every single game that year so they were literally unstoppable. Only teams that come close to that are 97 Blues (drew 1 game) and 03 Blues (lost 1 game)
>>66670057
BASED BLUES GOAT SUPER /RUG/ TEAM
>>66670010
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Super_12_season#Grand_final
tfw Waratahs actually finished 2nd on the table that year
>>66670057
ngl I had that in mind when I said "literally"
2002 was also the year of the biggest arse-rape in Super Rugby history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-fuHGBfKCI
>>66670075
>>66670084
Funniest thing is that there was probably 10-12 Crusaders who would gave walked into intl teams.
Steve Mafi rocking the meme gloves.
>>66670084
would probably kill myself in the showers afterwards if I was on the receiving end of that.
>>66670072
>His team has only won three SRs
lmao literally a non-team
>Poomemers
Just penalty my shit up f a m
>>66670113
We moved onto Cricket you enormous faggot. Keep up. Every sport Auckland is good at, NZ is good at.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSADERS
B T F O
kek what a spaghetti try
Tinder matches just refreshed lads.
Fuck me lads I'm scared
Force on dynasty watch
Literally nobody on this cumsaders team deserves to be an AB.
>>66670154
>swipes right
>>66670151
there's no way hodgeson meant to offload there lol
wait when did this happen
>>66670172
>Wales posting
>>66670163
Read has been alright, the old cunt.
Taufua's been having a great game tonight lads
>>66670172
>what did you mean by this?
cru in the loo
>>66670203
they actually wear those hats
>MCSHITOLL
Don't make me regret defending you mate
>mcnicholl
If Crusaders lose this game all previous Super Rugby titles are no longer legitimate and they should be forced into a end of season relegation game with Taranaki.
>Crusadrops
>>66670279
The Force in Perth seem to be a bogey team for them tbf
/Central Vikings/ when
>>66669531
sweat
abysmal from poosaders
>>66670290
kick the reds
>inb4 another fancy lineout move that wastes possession
Who else was in the OG earthquake? I wasn't even from Cumchurch. Fuck that town.
FUCK YES
>inb4 missed conversion
come on perth fuck
NEVER IN DOUBT NEVER IN DOUBT
saders didn't deserve shit
>australian JUSTby
>>66670328
I felt it from Dunedin
Fuck the Cumsaders.
Fuck KR is a wankstain.
Poosaders were lucky. Played worse than read's mutton chops.
Jags v Canes mite b good tomorrow
If Jags can catch again
>>66670348
tbf the entire first half was theirs and the second half would have been too had it not been for the silly penalties and handling errors. Their defense was great. If anything, they should have won by much more.
wew
>>66670367
Reds seem to play well against the highlanders too usually
>>66670380
Dat drop ball
>>66670380
LMAO dropped it at the line in last minute
just
Do the "blitzboks" have quotas?
>>66670435
obviously
Purgess or Phurgess?
>>66670435
everything has a quota
>>66670435
yeah but a lot of the best saffa 7's players are black/coloured anyway so it doesn't hurt
>>66670451
If you run a business do you have a quota of black/coloured people to hire?
>>66670472
Depending on the industry at certain targets you have to employ blacks doing mission critical work.
sevens over?
>>66670508
a half left
za 7-14 eng
>>66670472
It's called black economic empowerment (BEE). if you're a big company you have to have a certain BBE rating in order to grow / get government tenders etc. also you get benefits from working with other companies with high BEE scores so basically you can't grow as a business unless you have at least half black ownership
>>66670472
If you want certain contracts, or to be affiliated with some industries, you have to be BEE(Black Economic Empowerment) certified. If you want any form of a government contract especially, they won't even consider you unless x% of employees are black.
>>66670525
the whites should make their own lesotho
>>66670535
How dare you that is so racist.
South Africa is a proud and shining example of diversity and multiculturalism, to be replicated all over the world.
>gg no re this game
>>66670525
Oh, so you only have to surrender half your business that sounds fair. Yeah, they aren't letting go of that whole apartheid thing.
I do like how they implemented some sort of score to legitimize it somehow.
>>66670472
If you do a lot of tendering work you get graded 10 on your BBBEE score and 90 on your price.
So you can run a small business and be lilly white, but if you want to go big you will need to work with employment equity measures
>>66670552
it happened to my brother he spent 15 years building his IT company. was really hugely successful until it couldn't grow any more because of BEE then he had to give away 49% to a useless darky who just walked straight in and did fuck all work. enormous sense of entitlement
>>66670550
How dare you speak that of him, he never knowingly, deliberately violated the laws of racism