>>66662414
My fatass finally decided to work out r8
is the absolute man man resting anybody
ugh maple nigger making this thread
i guess i'll have to settle
lets do this spurs
you have my energy, love from chicago.
>>66662469
Diaw isn't playing
>>66662439
What's your TDEE and what deficit
I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI
>>66662480
Isn't he legit injured, though?
I can't even enjoy this tonight
>>66662439
Remember that the second day will be the worst.
>>66662523
maybe
>>66662524
>Clippers resting 4/5 starters vs Jazz tomorrow
It's over.
>>66662515
17 SHOTS NO 38
If Spurs lose spudoras should never, EVER post on /nba/ again.
Seriously
>tfw the Memechucks don't get the record
Will they win the champion's hip, though?
>>66662498
I don't even know what the fuck you said but I'm 5'10 and around 220 usually all I do is play vidya or eat fast food but I decided to stop now so I can get a gf
THEM BOYS UP TO SOMETHING
>10:30pm start
>>66662601
The angry cancuck comes out again. As a spuds fan i tip my fedora to you sir. May your teams remain shit
>>66662552
I'd rather see the Jazz desu. Low key an exciting team to watch. Jazz vs Warriors is gonna be a good first round and Clippers vs Blazers is gonna be great.
>tfw memeiors rest starters
No Diaw for the Spurs is a big miss
What up faggots. Who you got?
>>66662601
Lol 'fuck out of here raptor
>>66662660
Warriors by like ten
I saw a Spurs fan yesterday and I just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant, and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Spuds fan. He was there with his stupid Spuds fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in basketball. He didn't say anything, but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Spurs t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in basketball with the best money in basketball please." I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.
I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his hot ice or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASKETBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Spurs fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in basketball heaven.
I couldn't fucking take it. I told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like "dude what are you talking about" like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. I fucking tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Spuds fans.
Leonard is a better defender Pippen simply because of hard it is to defend nowadays. It's all catered towards the offense. It is quiet sad but you have to give it to Leonard.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV19gYeCPEcz83TyR2Yz2Tg/live
who /hypeaf/ here?
>>66662620
uhh, exercise with shit eating habits will get you nowhere.
sure it's good to build lean mass and shit but you should focus on your cal deficit, so you burn more than you consume
>>66662690
>his waifu has type 2 diabetes
lmao'ing @ ur life
>>66662680
Kek'd softly
THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEE
Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 4 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18. 14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
13.First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
14.got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
15.could not post up jj barea
Who /FUCKTHEMEMIORS/ here?
>Memeiors
>>66662680
Should have made the wife fat and eating churros.
I see the shitposting is already reaching critical level
>>66662752
>bulce
who else is hoping the Warriors win tonight so they keep wearing themselves out chasing the win record and don't rest start resting their players?
GO SPURS
why the fuck is fisher commentating and not coaching
I hope they ask brent barry about tony parker
DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER DEREK FISHER
>>66662758
Record on the line tonight, rite?
Aight lads, don't usually watch this >sport but is it gonna be good? Apparently Curry is a bot
>Derek Fisher on TNT
>>66662702
Thanks my white friend im gonna try and start tomorrow I had a lunchable and a home-cooked burger but tomorrow I'm just gonna start eating cereal or some shit or sandwiches for my main meals and alot of fruit and water but do you think walking/running 6 miles a day is good? To get my weight down
>let the cooking to me
>>66662601
>ITS OBVIOUS POP WOULD LOSE THIS GAME. DO YOU REALLY THANK HE CARES ABOUT THE REGULAR SEASON LOL HE'S NOT GONNA GIVE AWAY HIS SECRETS NOW
>starting games at 11:00 p.m. EST
I miss football.
>>66662690
THICK
>>66662775
WELL SHAW LEMME TELL YA THEY GOT SOME BIG OL WOMEN DOWN THERE IN SAN ANTONIO
SOME BIG OL WOMEN SHAW
>>66662801
You really should focus more on the callory intake, bro. Download MyFitnessPal on your phone, it's pretty intuictive and that will set you in the right track
anyone got a tnt stream lads
Draymon Green graduated preschool with a degree in crayons lmao
yo this warriors pa guy is so fucking gay
>>66662807
he isn't giving up any secrets tonight, win or lose. if we win, it'll be that much more impressive. if we lose, doesn't matter didn't give up secrets
>>66662775
HNGGGGG
PUNISHED CURRY (AWAKENED) & BURNING HOT KLAY & MAGIC MONEY GREEN VS HORDE MODE SPURS (PRIME)(AWAKENED)
WHO WINS???
dat youtube link got mad delay
>>66662825
It's on duck stream famalam
>>66662825
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV19gYeCPEcz83TyR2Yz2Tg/live
KANYE ON THE SPEAKERS THEY REDEEMED THAT LAME ASS INTRO
>>66662821
So just eat less and don't eat fucking fast food basically?
>stream switched to the TNT broadcast
thank god
>>66662439
Below average honestly
>>66662821
>focusing purely on calorie intake
the source of the calories is important too. The sugar and fat from eating a mango is substantially better from you than the sugar and fat from a Twinkie.
>>66662735
This isn't the ESPN Facebook comment section
WINGSTOP ALREADY DOMINATING
>>66662840
dark souls 3 hitboxes
>BASED WINGSTOP
>already a turnover
>the warriors
who /highaf/ here?
Memes
>Timeout
>TIMEOUT
kek
FIRST MEME GOES TO WARRIORS
tres bein tony
lel popovich
Pop aint fuckin around tonight family
>popa calls timeout less than a minute into the game
i waited all night for this shit let's go
The absolute madman pop does it again
TIMEOUT ALREADY!!!!
the absolute madman
>>66662878
/here/
>tfw you look down and your bowl is still half-full
ayyy
A manlet is dominating this >sport
IS POP A MADMAN?
>>66662878
D U D E
W E E D
L M A O
pop means bizzness tonight
>caring about the regular season
>time out not even 1 minute into the game
Popovich has no fucking brians at all
would you consider the spurs to be stacked?
>>66662877
>already a time out
>spurs
This is how you coach. Call a timeout as soon as your team makes a little mistake in their defense to yell in their face about it.
KEK POP SALTY AF ALREADY
>tfw pop is mad as fuck
does this mean my husbando curry is going to get cucked ;_;
Pop mad as fuck.
POP IS SHOOK AS FUCK
>so shook after one three they burn a timeout
It's over, man. San Antonio are finished.
>Danny Green
Dat nigga fell off HARD
Warriors doubled Kawhi almost immediately but he made a good pass to Parker there.
Great rotation by Duncan on that Thompson drive.
Green fell asleep on Thompson.
>>66662857
Are you just shit posting? the average American only walks 1000-3000 steps a day and I ran 11166 steps how much should I walk/run?
>It's a C-Webb game
>>66662912
That's because Brians are assholes.
>caring about the playoffs
>UNDER POP'S COACHING
rip popavich
has the game started yet
>>66662911
lmao you can't say that shit when pop went full strength tonight. nice meme, tho
I imagine the defense of the spurs will prove once again that defense wins championships
>>66662935
>the average american is overweight
>tfw pop and fellow coaches laughing about timeout
kek
this is gonna be a good game
So the warriors whole game plan is hope that curry and thompsons meme chucks go in? so basically if they win it is all luck and not actual skill and strategy?
why not just flip a coin at this point?
warriors are ruining basketball and the spurs are the only hope to save it
>>66662912
>brians
what happens to the spurs if aldridge doesn't age well like duncan did?
This is gonna be one of those 88-85 kind of games eh
>caring about the championship
>>66662960
And I'm doing almost 4x of what they're doing i did almost 6 and a half miles
Can the Spurs save basketball in time?
REFBALL
L I T E R A L
R E F B A L L
so who dubs fans here i know i am
>>66662969
>ruining basketball
>literally lost only on a handful of times
kill yourself kid you have to be the biggest fucking blind hater to say this type of shit unironically
>draymond green tips it
>calls back court
kek
This is why Draymond Green is the DPOY.
>caring about basketball
>>66663000
Who else laughed out loud at Bogut hurling the ball at the rim like that?
are the bulls ded?
YES TECH THAT CHIMP
UGUUU
AHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
DRAYMOND GOT A T
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHA
HAHAHA APEMOND CHIMPOUT
jesus kawhi is a human cheat code.
that was a weak ass call
>>66663012
>chucking nonstop is now a method of winning
Those fucks are ruining the game. I'm sorry you're too dumb to understand :^)
>24 second violation
POP smiled
>IT'S A DRAYMOND FINALLY GETS A TECHNICAL EPISODE
This Spurs defense is fucking ridiculous
I AM NOT A ROBOT
>GREEN
>>66663012
But he's right. Memechucking 3's is boring as fuck.
I like watching good fundamental basketball like the spurs play, just like 99% of other people. The Warriors are truly ruining this game.
literal chimp out
>>66663000
They have another try if they fuck this one up. And the Grizz can benefit when they rest players. Basketball is in good hands over the coming week, anon.
DRAYMOND SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU'RE GETTING EJECTED
>GAYMOND
anyone else cheering for the spurs because of this chimp?
![stock-photo-curry-powder-spilling-from-a-spice-container-72280396[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sKQomNH.jpg "stock-photo-curry-powder-spilling-from-a-spice-container-72280396[1].jpg")
cavs fan reporting in. praying for curry injury
LITERAL
CHIMP
early time out
early chimp out
nice
>>66663037
we died when rose tore his acl
CHIMP
OUT
>>66663052
Yeah
>>66663023
>chimping out over an obvious foul on his part
>DPOY
>missing the tech
lmao just have danny shoot it dude
Why is Draymond such a fucking baby?
Draymond chimping out already kek
>>66663062
Chimps gonna chimp
HAHAHAHAH
>PASSING BACKWARDS ON A FAST BREAK
THANK YOU FUNDAMENTAL BASKETBALL
>getting boxed out by a french man
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>caring about sports
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
>CHIMPOUT
HAHAHA DUCK FRAYMOND
Draymond Green is absolute trash
meme 3 coming......and turned it over
>GSW
What is Draymond Green's meme name?
Draynigger?
Gaymond?
I'm partial to Apemond myself
>>66663065
PRAY 4 SETH
BBC 4 KYLE
>Draymond's arm on his head
>throwing a hissyfit over an easy call
the Warriors are spoiled af
>>66663048
>>66663056
>sports CAN NEVER evolve or go to a certain "revolution" of sorts
i fucking hate this board sometimes senpai
>TURNOVIERS
>game is called fairly
>warriors "fans" freak out
>3 TURNOVERS ALREADY
This is going to be the best WCF ever. Holy fuck.
TURNOVER
>yfw b2b losses at home
WHO /TIMEOUT/ HERE??
>memeors in charge of passing
>leonard somehow stopped a 3 on 1 break
what in the fuck is happening
>>66663076
>The Spurs are allowed to foul but call everything on the Warriors
I'm not surprised, the Spurs get the most calls in the league
2 quick fouls for draymeme lel
>>66663111
Those clean digits confirm
>DENNIS RODMAN WOULDN'T HAVE DRAYMOND EJECTED IN THE 1ST QUARTER
>>66663096
Drayboon is the established nickname
>>66663111
>Chuck Bros
>Apemond
>Getting past the second round
how did draymond not get ejected for that
>caring about anything
fuck dude these teams are so evenly matched. the series is going to seven.
>>66663125
L O W
Q U A L I T Y
B A I T
>>66663096
I'm partial to Draymeme
>>66663125
You're not allowed to post from the bench Draymond.
Are >we gonna get the get?
why is le nigger acism cool on /sp/, /nba/, and game threads? we all love at least one black player. most of us have black friends. idk feels kinda scummy
>>66662932
He's been flat out garbage since the Clipper series last year
>>66663159
its ironic newfag
>>66663159
Cause no one means it
>>66663076
But muh test
>>66663147
go to bed
>>66663130
He would have gotten under everybody's skin. And he would have made sure the Curry-Green PnR wouldn't work and just consume rebounds. And you still had MJ and Pippen able to turn on Fuck You Mode and dominate their guy.
>>66663159
nigger
>>66663143
warriors are going out first round
cap it
>>66663159
cool story
>>66663155
If we shitpost hard enough, yes.
How is the sun still up? I'm in LA and it's dark
oh
IT'S MY HOUSE
COME ON
TURN IT UP
Would the Warriors beat the 1992 Dream Team? How many points would Curry score?
The Detour looks good 2bh
>inb4 somebody calls me a viral marketer
>>66663130
o goodness. rodman would be in his head so fast.
Are the Rockets dead?
>manure shitobili
still hate that flopping ass faggot idgaf
I dunno who I hate more. Draymond or barnes. Both are such absolute faggots
A C E S T R E A M ?
>>66663111
>tfw both teams lose and it ends up being a thunder-jazz WCF
MANU
>>66663159
fuck off nigger
>all dese slips
fucking christ
>>66663182
Curvature of the earth
>>66663182
The parking lot in that shot wasnt even full. Filmed before the game
>>66663159
HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS LOUDLY*
SO YOU BE SAYING
*DINDUS NUFFIN*
YOU BE SAYIN I BE RAYCIS?
CURRY IS SHOOK AS FUCK HE WON'T EVEN SHOOT IT
>>66663190
Yeah. Rockets and Bulls eliminated today
>>66663213
Pay attention to the game, Draymond
>>66663159
They ball for my entertainment. No different than race horses.
>>66663159
>he doesn't say nigger around his black friends ironically
Thank you based iggy
Is this meant to be a sport? Breaks every 2 seconds. Squeaky shoes. Shit commentators.
Americans kill yourselves
>>66663210
>still thinks the earth is curved
>>66663202
>Jazz/Hawks finals
When do the meme threes start dropping? Because I feel like it's something precious that we'll never taste again
>>66663241
>is afraid of squeaking noises
no wonder you guys never have clean teeth
>>66663173
working in a bar/club has ruined my sleeping pattern
>>66663241
dude i agree. basketball now is nothing like the 90s, this is bullshit
>>66663241
>le dive onto grass sport
Nice game you lads have
players you want to see get a career ending injury
>banging down low
IT BEGINS
SMALL BALL GETTING BTFO
>Klay Thompson
>Barnes has to defend on Aldridge now
gg Draymond Green
>>66663210
You've fell for the greatest meme in existence. The earth is flat. Prove me wrong.
barnes is a huge mismatch for the spurs
aldridge is a huge mismatch for the warriors
that's what it's gonna come down to.
this is gonna be a good game
>>66663263
Ben Simmons
>>66663261
Yeah it's much better
Yup. GSW has this in the bag.
>mfw only 3 games til crowned best team to ever live
>nonedridge
>>66663241
Muh trampled fans
>green hitting early shots
is it bizzaro world
This is the weirdest game ever
whoa miracle danny green made a 3 pointer
>>66663215
Curry is one of the most overrated scorers in the game, vast majority of his looks are wide open.
>>66663275
What an insightful and original opinion you have there
ALDRIDGE DED
>tfw VERDE
tim duncan broke a fingernail
UH OH
>>66663265
>living the dream
